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why are military guys douchebags so often 1
#19146926 - 11/16/13 09:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'm just sayin, I've met a lot of young guys (some family included) that have these gigantic fucking egos and hubris, short on manners, high on pride when they get out of the fucking military like they are just king shit badass mofos. I'm fucking sick of military douchenozzles.
My roommates brother is staying with us (hopefully not for long, fucking sick of my roommate bringing people over to bum on the couch). First day I meet him he levels a shotgun at me (unloaded) and pissed me the fuck off. I wanted to kick the shit out of this little prick and still do. He calls everything and everyone a fagget and a pussy and all this shit and is just generally an annoying little shit. First night he moved in he was noisy as fuck in the AM while I'm trying to sleep for work early. FUCK I'm sick of these little shitbags acting like they are some navy seal licensed to kill dickweeds.
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Re: why are military guys douchebags so often [Re: JesusIsLord] 1
#19146937 - 11/16/13 09:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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They go through a lot of shit. Brainwashing, PTSD, all kindsa stuff. I just try not to be around them unless I think I can help them in some way.
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Re: why are military guys douchebags so often [Re: JesusIsLord]
#19146941 - 11/16/13 09:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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JesusIsLord said: I'm just sayin, I've met a lot of young guys (some family included) that have these gigantic fucking egos and hubris, short on manners, high on pride when they get out of the fucking military like they are just king shit badass mofos. I'm fucking sick of military douchenozzles.
I got news for you... most of those you're talking about were like that before they enlisted, most military personnel arent like that
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Re: why are military guys douchebags so often [Re: Prisoner#1]
#19146950 - 11/16/13 09:15 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Where you like that before you enlisted Pris?
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Re: why are military guys douchebags so often [Re: nicechrisman]
#19146951 - 11/16/13 09:15 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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nicechrisman said: They go through a lot of shit. Brainwashing, PTSD, all kindsa stuff. I just try not to be around them unless I think I can help them in some way.
fucking A dude. That's why I told my brother not to join - that and the increasing suicide rate and certainty of PTSD.
fucking SICK of being around jarhead douchenozzles. It sucks because a giant one is out in my living room right now so I basically feel trapped in my room blasting my TV to drown out his constantly flapping trap.
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Re: why are military guys douchebags so often [Re: Prisoner#1]
#19146956 - 11/16/13 09:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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JesusIsLord said: I'm just sayin, I've met a lot of young guys (some family included) that have these gigantic fucking egos and hubris, short on manners, high on pride when they get out of the fucking military like they are just king shit badass mofos. I'm fucking sick of military douchenozzles.
I got news for you... most of those you're talking about were like that before they enlisted, most military personnel arent like that
that may well be true but holy shit nearly all of them I've met in the military think they are the foremost expert on ALL things military and it just gets fucking old. Like, you know what - I'm not in the military, so I don't give a fuck if you think something is unrealistic in Battlefield 4 or COD or how the military is represented in a movie.
they just get massively inflated heads and it gets fucking old as shit.
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Re: why are military guys douchebags so often [Re: JesusIsLord] 3
#19146958 - 11/16/13 09:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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yeah I was outside of a bar smoking a cig one time....This marine and his friends come out and he start talking shit to me....kept refering to all the marines nation wide that have is back and shit....His friends were on my side and kept trying to calm him down.... but the cops were across the street and could hear him yelling so they came flying into the parking lot....bet he wishes his marine buddies were there to get him out of jail after he got a drunk in public.....
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Re: why are military guys douchebags so often [Re: Prisoner#1]
#19146960 - 11/16/13 09:20 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I got news for you... most of those you're talking about were like that before they enlisted, most military personnel arent like that
Nail on head. I don't think the military turns people into those type of people, but a lot of dbag type guys are drawn to the military. That's not ALL of them though; can't generalize like that. I mean, it is a peculiar job though
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Re: why are military guys douchebags so often [Re: jboredone]
#19147429 - 11/16/13 09:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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jboredone said: yeah I was outside of a bar smoking a cig one time....This marine and his friends come out and he start talking shit to me....kept refering to all the marines nation wide that have is back and shit....His friends were on my side and kept trying to calm him down.... but the cops were across the street and could hear him yelling so they came flying into the parking lot....bet he wishes his marine buddies were there to get him out of jail after he got a drunk in public.....
dude, my roommate is just this kind of guy. we're friends now...but for a while, we unspokenly just fucking hated eachothers guts. for whatever reason.
but he LIKES to fight, he wants to instigate fights and gets shitfaced drinking/driving and just generally being an asshole to various people he makes snap judgments about. Is an open racist. Fuck. I fucking hate that these guys just don't give a shit about drinking/driving and go on beer runs totally plastered. Kind of wish they'd get busted as they risk other peoples lives for beer like gigantic selfish douches.
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Re: why are military guys douchebags so often [Re: nicechrisman]
#19147448 - 11/16/13 09:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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nicechrisman said: They go through a lot of shit. Brainwashing, PTSD, all kindsa stuff. I just try not to be around them unless I think I can help them in some way.
there's no brainwashing
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Re: why are military guys douchebags so often [Re: extreme]
#19147453 - 11/16/13 09:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I got news for you... most of those you're talking about were like that before they enlisted, most military personnel arent like that
Nail on head. I don't think the military turns people into those type of people, but a lot of dbag type guys are drawn to the military. That's not ALL of them though; can't generalize like that. I mean, it is a peculiar job though 
most that are drawn into it want to feel important, they want people to think of them as heros
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Re: why are military guys douchebags so often [Re: Prisoner#1]
#19147457 - 11/16/13 09:35 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: why are military guys douchebags so often [Re: Prisoner#1] 1
#19147478 - 11/16/13 09:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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nicechrisman said: They go through a lot of shit. Brainwashing, PTSD, all kindsa stuff. I just try not to be around them unless I think I can help them in some way.
there's no brainwashing
bullshit. the military is highly regimented. your individuality is crushed and reformed into a unit. that is brainwashing
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Re: why are military guys douchebags so often [Re: JesusIsLord]
#19147485 - 11/16/13 09:47 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I made up douchenozzle and dooflemongle.
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Re: why are military guys douchebags so often [Re: Chowder963]
#19147518 - 11/16/13 09:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Chowder963 said: I made up douchenozzle and dooflemongle.
is this one of those psychological tests?

like one of these guys is a douchenozzel and the other is a dooflemongle which one is which?
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Re: why are military guys douchebags so often [Re: hidenseek1]
#19147590 - 11/16/13 10:20 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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The majority of em are like that, sadly. It's gotta be some kind of brain washing cult. A lot of guys do change when they ship out. I've only met a few cool ones that had a deep side to them and even then when drunk or tweaked they turned back into jarheads.
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Re: why are military guys douchebags so often [Re: hidenseek1]
#19147596 - 11/16/13 10:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Chowder963 said: I made up douchenozzle and dooflemongle.
is this one of those psychological tests?

like one of these guys is a douchenozzel and the other is a dooflemongle which one is which?
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Re: why are military guys douchebags so often [Re: hidenseek1]
#19147598 - 11/16/13 10:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Chowder963 said: I made up douchenozzle and dooflemongle.
is this one of those psychological tests?

like one of these guys is a douchenozzel and the other is a dooflemongle which one is which?
Is that photoshopped or is that a real pic?
They look like oompa loompas lmao
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Re: why are military guys douchebags so often [Re: JesusIsLord]
#19147657 - 11/16/13 10:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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nicechrisman said: They go through a lot of shit. Brainwashing, PTSD, all kindsa stuff. I just try not to be around them unless I think I can help them in some way.
there's no brainwashing
bullshit. the military is highly regimented. your individuality is crushed and reformed into a unit. that is brainwashing
not quite, that's a distorted outsider's perspective
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Re: why are military guys douchebags so often [Re: Prisoner#1]
#19147675 - 11/16/13 10:43 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I was in the Army for 6 years as a medic and can tell you from experience that people don't change while they are in. The douches were that way before they enlisted, military DOES NOT change a persons personality.
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