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Is this bad?
    #19146158 - 11/16/13 05:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Asking random girls if they wish to chase a pleasure trip with me?(looking for a girl with loose morals so as to have a "time of it"). Honestly, I've never even had sex and am just looking for someone willing to get me off for once. I feel I deserve it after suffering so long.


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Re: Is this bad? [Re: drkkenny]
    #19146164 - 11/16/13 05:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:pm: crystalg


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Re: Is this bad? [Re: drkkenny] * 1
    #19146167 - 11/16/13 05:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

enjoy mace in yo face


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Re: Is this bad? [Re: schwarg] * 2
    #19146174 - 11/16/13 05:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Lunarpiscean is looking for someone to fuck her high. You don't have a butter face, do you ken?


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Re: Is this bad? [Re: drkkenny]
    #19146176 - 11/16/13 05:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Suffering? U deserve it? Sorry mack but the truth is, you could have easily had sex YEARS ago. GIRLS Aren't SEX OBJECTS. Maybe they don't put out because they know all you want is sex. Girls get attacked by horny guys looking for sex every day. Try having a conversation. Try making yourself look like a fool. Try making her comfortable (as I'm sure you have with your current friends who are girls) if u make a move and they say no, they'll still be ur friend, so wait awhile. Wait til they're comfortable.


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Re: Is this bad? [Re: drkkenny] * 1
    #19146185 - 11/16/13 05:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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drkkenny said:
Asking random girls if they wish to chase a pleasure trip with me?(looking for a girl with loose morals so as to have a "time of it"). Honestly, I've never even had sex and am just looking for someone willing to get me off for once. I feel I deserve it after suffering so long.




What would your wife have to say about this?


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Re: Is this bad? [Re: drkkenny]
    #19146188 - 11/16/13 05:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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drkkenny said:
Asking random girls if they wish to chase a pleasure trip with me?(looking for a girl with loose morals so as to have a "time of it"). Honestly, I've never even had sex and am just looking for someone willing to get me off for once. I feel I deserve it after suffering so long.



Go to a night club with "virgin" on your shirt.


you'll get laid.  girls are just as sick as guys are


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Re: Is this bad? [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #19146189 - 11/16/13 05:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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:pm: crystalg




Hmmm. Don't know about that. I'm thinking that could end the way "One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest" ended.


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Re: Is this bad? [Re: psi]
    #19146193 - 11/16/13 05:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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What would your wife have to say about this?




She probably wouldn't approve.

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Re: Is this bad? [Re: koods]
    #19146195 - 11/16/13 05:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Shroomopotamus said:
:pm: crystalg




Hmmm. Don't know about that. I'm thinking that could end the way "One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest" ended.



with a massive native american running in a field?


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Re: Is this bad? [Re: NWlight]
    #19146200 - 11/16/13 05:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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NWlight said:
Quote:

koods said:
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Shroomopotamus said:
:pm: crystalg




Hmmm. Don't know about that. I'm thinking that could end the way "One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest" ended.



with a massive native american running in a field?




No... and not the big stitches in Jack Nicholson's forehead part, either. The part where the Drkkenny character has sex with the crystal G character.

(And yes, I know what that implies about both these members) :lol:


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Re: Is this bad? [Re: koods]
    #19146207 - 11/16/13 05:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I like that part :yesnod:


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Re: Is this bad? [Re: NWlight]
    #19146212 - 11/16/13 05:20 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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I like that part :yesnod:




Well, yes. It was great, except for the end. That didn't work out well.


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Re: Is this bad? [Re: Mush4Brains] * 3
    #19146228 - 11/16/13 05:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Mush4Brains said:
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psi said:
What would your wife have to say about this?




She probably wouldn't approve.

:lolsy:




According to another post, she left for France with another man. :feelssadman:


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Re: Is this bad? [Re: Magenta]
    #19146233 - 11/16/13 05:26 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Look out for anti-rape devices that are placed in a womans vagina. They contain razors. You may wanna finger first.


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Re: Is this bad? [Re: drkkenny]
    #19146286 - 11/16/13 05:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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drkkenny said:
Asking random girls if they wish to chase a pleasure trip with me?(looking for a girl with loose morals so as to have a "time of it"). Honestly, I've never even had sex and am just looking for someone willing to get me off for once. I feel I deserve it after suffering so long.



Yeah that's kind of bad to do to random people. If you don't mind me asking, how old are you? It's not hard to get laid, just go to the bar with some cash. "Random" people on the street generally aren't receptive to sexual advances but for some women, that is the SOLE reason they go to the bar.


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Re: Is this bad? [Re: mylfgur]
    #19146303 - 11/16/13 05:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I only want to have it "rubbed...". Don't feel there is anything wrong with that, as long as the girl is okay with it don't see a prob. I'm actually a person that has always wished for true love, but I know how difficult it is to attain that, thus, in the meantime I shall take the easy route to "pleasure" and get off for once...Really, its not that big of a deal. I usually don't view them as sex objects, but right now I am, thus, I shall try to pursue one that would be willing to "give it up".


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Re: Is this bad? [Re: drkkenny] * 1
    #19146352 - 11/16/13 05:58 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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drkkenny said:
Asking random girls if they wish to chase a pleasure trip with me?(looking for a girl with loose morals so as to have a "time of it"). Honestly, I've never even had sex and am just looking for someone willing to get me off for once. I feel I deserve it after suffering so long.




What's up with the short post, drkkenny? Cat got your tongue?


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Re: Is this bad? [Re: drkkenny]
    #19146396 - 11/16/13 06:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

No, it's not a good idea. These are the kinds of thoughts you can get after doing psychedelics or smoking weed (in combination with never having gotten laid), heh. A person gets laid by just continuously being in social situations. Obviously if the girls don't know who you are, they're not going to be able to eff you. YOu have to advertise yourself. :smile: There are some atmospheres that serve as an excuse for people specifically looking to get laid, like clubs and events like Mardi Gras.


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Re: Is this bad? [Re: drkkenny]
    #19146417 - 11/16/13 06:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

instead of asking for a pleasure trip, maybe just shoot for a 'date' lol


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