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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: xbloodwhipx] 7
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well, by making this thread basically all you've done is gauranteed that people on the shroomery are going to give you shit for a long time coming. and you've gained nothing. grats.
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Mush4Brains
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Why don't you tell us what you stole?
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: xbloodwhipx] 2
#19145725 - 11/16/13 03:07 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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xbloodwhipx said: "hey bro are you 18"
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I got caught stealing an expensive Co2 gun from target once but It was a customer who caught me and he just made me put it back. Just don't go back!!!!
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Here's how thieves are dealt with at my library: We post your photo and bio in the employees' area and in a log book, and it's a requirement to file a police report and gather witness testimony so that theres actual documentation of an incident having happened and so that we can account for the stolen item(s) or damaged property as well as prosecute for damages and as a deterrent. In my opinion, people who are pathetic enough to steal from a library, which improves community quality of life + is a public educational resource available for use free of charge already, seem to be beyond any help that most of us could offer. And once that first trespass is in, the next time they show up, police can move right to arrest/trespass them.
From what I know, grocery stores tend to have lots of hidden cameras and witnesses as well, and follow similar practices of police report+log+share/email photos+bio throughout regional stores+prosecute. So if it was a chain, you can count on at least one employee in every store in that chain in your region to know who you are.
Don't steal. I've been stolen from, and I know how it feels. Life may be hard, I know that since my own life was hard at times, but I would never intentionally make it harder for other people by taking something away from them.
Shoplifting affects more than the offender. It overburdens the police and the courts, adds to a store's security expenses, costs consumers more for goods, costs communities lost dollars in sales taxes and hurts children and families.
Shoplifting statistics
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fee
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: kneesocks]
#19145807 - 11/16/13 03:35 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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What did you steal?
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: fee] 5
#19145811 - 11/16/13 03:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Stealing is like the gayest thing you can do in life
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Mush4Brains
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: fee]
#19145820 - 11/16/13 03:38 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Mush4Brains said: Why don't you tell us what you stole?
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fee said: What did you steal?
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The5thElement said: Stealing is like the gayest thing you can do in life
Unless you steal from the rich, Robin Hood style.
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: Mush4Brains] 2
#19145835 - 11/16/13 03:41 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Next time OP goes to the store to steal something, somebody should rob his apartment
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: Hobozen]
#19145838 - 11/16/13 03:42 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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blankk said:
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The5thElement said: Stealing is like the gayest thing you can do in life
Unless you steal from the rich, Robin Hood style.
Word, then in that case you are a bad mother fucker
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: Hobozen]
#19145842 - 11/16/13 03:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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We got a serious problem with theft at our store I even find open packages of half eaten snacks that some decide to just take, munch on, and leave.. It's seriously fucking annoying
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Quote:
The5thElement said:
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blankk said:
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The5thElement said: Stealing is like the gayest thing you can do in life
Unless you steal from the rich, Robin Hood style.
Word, then in that case you are a bad mother fucker 
stealing from a billionaire is no different than stealing from a starving child.
Kantian ethics ftw
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: Patlal]
#19145855 - 11/16/13 03:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Patlal said: Next time OP goes to the store to steal something, somebody should rob his apartment
Hack into his computer and let me know when he's logged off the Shroomery. If he's anything like me he'll be out of the house.
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: NWlight]
#19145857 - 11/16/13 03:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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What if this millionaire is like super evil and steal from charities and stuff, then some BMF comes along and steals what he stole, then gives that back to the people who got fucked over? That would be magic right there, except most people would probably keep that money but not me because I'm like that Robin Hood character.. A BAD MOTHER FUCKER
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two wrongs don't make a right.
Stealing is never ok because it can't be universalized. If everyone stole the world wouldn't function - therefore it is not ok in isolated circumstances.
In that case you should find a legal avenue to prosecute him for fraud
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: NWlight]
#19145869 - 11/16/13 03:54 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Lame man, I think two wrongs can make a right in some cases. Although I don't totally disagree with you. I also like to contradict myself
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: NWlight]
#19145876 - 11/16/13 03:56 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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NWlight said: two wrongs don't make a right.
yeah but dude it's right to Robin Hood
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: NWlight]
#19145877 - 11/16/13 03:56 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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1. im never going to steal again 2. could i get caught? 3. Why did he ask me my age and why wasnt i stopped leaving? 4. i stole a 35 dollar item, but ive probably stolen 300 from that store 5. i took my tag off my car everytime before i stole from that place
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xbloodwhipx said: 1. im never going to steal again 2. could i get caught? 3. Why did he ask me my age and why wasnt i stopped leaving? 4. i stole a 35 dollar item, but ive probably stolen 300 from that store 5. i took my tag off my car everytime before i stole from that place
1) why won't you tell us what you stole huge dildo
2) you won't get caught but I'm glad this scared you.
3) maybe you were just in a store that requires people to be 18+ and he didn't see ANYTHING and you're just paranoid as fuck
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: NWlight]
#19145893 - 11/16/13 04:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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NWlight said: 1) why won't you tell us what you stole
2) you won't get caught but I'm glad this scared you.
3) maybe you were just in a store that requires people to be 18+ and he didn't see ANYTHING and you're just paranoid as fuck
I stole headphones. And no i wasnt in a store that requires you to be 18 or older. im glad this scared me also, i feel terrible for stealing all that shit now. I also dont plan on doing it again
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Also he spoke into a mic after i said no, so thats what really made me paranoid. I couldnt hear what he said because i was already speedwalking towards the door.
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maybe he wanted to have sex with you and making sure you're not a minor 
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: NWlight] 1
#19145904 - 11/16/13 04:02 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Was he sexy OP?
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xbloodwhipx

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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: NWlight]
#19145906 - 11/16/13 04:03 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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NWlight said: maybe he wanted to have sex with you and making sure you're not a minor 

I noticed other employees looking at me on the way out the door. Maybe that was because of how sketched i looked tho
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: xbloodwhipx] 1
#19145923 - 11/16/13 04:07 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Maybe they were sizing you up for a gang bang
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Tell us what it was. I can't stand this shit when people tell a story and leave shot out. From now on if anyone does this and dpesnt explain what the the community is asking by pave three. Zero rating from me every time. Will this make people tell us all I know is I will be justified.
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: fee]
#19145927 - 11/16/13 04:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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might want to ninja edit that.
he just said it was headphones.
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: Hobozen]
#19145932 - 11/16/13 04:09 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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blankk said:
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Patlal said: Next time OP goes to the store to steal something, somebody should rob his apartment
Hack into his computer and let me know when he's logged off the Shroomery. If he's anything like me he'll be out of the house.
I have a stolen iphone with internet service.
Lol kidding, i bought it
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they could have you on camera. get an important freemason relative to make a phone call for you. works for me when I'm in trouble...
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: fee]
#19145959 - 11/16/13 04:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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fee said: Tell us what it was. I can't stand this shit when people tell a story and leave shot out. From now on if anyone does this and dpesnt explain what the the community is asking by pave three. Zero rating from me every time. Will this make people tell us all I know is I will be justified.
It was headphones
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The5thElement said: What if this millionaire is like super evil and steal from charities and stuff, then some BMF comes along and steals what he stole, then gives that back to the people who got fucked over? That would be magic right there, except most people would probably keep that money but not me because I'm like that Robin Hood character.. A BAD MOTHER FUCKER 
http://www.badassoftheweek.com/paleokostas.html
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Quote:
MisterSandman said:
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The5thElement said: What if this millionaire is like super evil and steal from charities and stuff, then some BMF comes along and steals what he stole, then gives that back to the people who got fucked over? That would be magic right there, except most people would probably keep that money but not me because I'm like that Robin Hood character.. A BAD MOTHER FUCKER 
http://www.badassoftheweek.com/paleokostas.html
Check this guy out
Absolutely fucking awesome. The levels of balls on that guy. Damn.
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For truly, I say to you, many prophets and righteous people longed to see what you see, and did not see it, and to hear what you hear, and did not hear it. - Matthew 13:16
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: NWlight]
#19146070 - 11/16/13 04:41 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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NWlight said: might want to ninja edit that.
he just said it was headphones.
I didn't zero him. But I'm going to to people who don't tell by page three. I'm so sick of that horse shit.
"Hey guys cops are chassing me and my ass is killing me plus my gf's bullet wound is bleeding bad. What do I do? And before you ask that's all I'm telling about the story"
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: fee]
#19146075 - 11/16/13 04:42 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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how else will they get attention
I agree though, its a particularly nasty brand of trolling
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: fee]
#19146172 - 11/16/13 05:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I dont even keep the shit i steal half of the time. All of my friends have skullcanQuote:
fee said:
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NWlight said: might want to ninja edit that.
he just said it was headphones.
I didn't zero him. But I'm going to to people who don't tell by page three. I'm so sick of that horse shit.
"Hey guys cops are chassing me and my ass is killing me plus my gf's bullet wound is bleeding bad. What do I do? And before you ask that's all I'm telling about the story"
You didnt really need to know what i stole, what i stole had nothing to do with the question i asked
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Mush4Brains
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Yes, it did.
Were you stealing something essential that you simply couldn't afford and couldn't get anywhere else? People may have sympathy.
No, you were stealing a $35 pair of headphones.
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At least tell us they were quality headphones like sennheiser not some beats by dre bullshit or skull candies
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: schwarg]
#19146196 - 11/16/13 05:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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they were $35
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: schwarg]
#19146206 - 11/16/13 05:18 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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schwarg said: At least tell us they were quality headphones like sennheiser not some beats by dre bullshit or skull candies
I stole 3 sennheiser 280hds in the past from the same store (hence where i said ive stolen 300 dollars worth of stuff from this store).
Today, yes, i got skullcandy earbuds.
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schwarg said: At least tell us they were quality headphones like sennheiser not some beats by dre bullshit or skull candies

I like my Studio Beats more than I like my Grado SR-80i and my Shure E2c
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xbloodwhipx said: I stole 3 seinheiser 280hds in the past from the same store
How about you stop losing/breaking your fucking headphones? Or are you stealing to support a crank habit?
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Mush4Brains said: Or are you stealing to support a crank habit?
Yea, i was stealing in the past to support a amphetamine habit.
But no, i have never stolen headphones to support a amphetamine habit. I just stole 3 for greed i guess
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The5thElement said: Stealing is like the gayest thing you can do in life
I bet I could change your mind about that.
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: koods]
#19146221 - 11/16/13 05:22 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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koods said:
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The5thElement said: Stealing is like the gayest thing you can do in life
I bet I could change your mind about that.
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Stealing...
One of the worst and coolest of crimes.
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: Delarge]
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Man...you're a scum...when you are stealing...you are taking cash from someone else's pocket . If you stole bread and milk to feed your family...I suppose that's okay
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MisterSandman said:
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The5thElement said: What if this millionaire is like super evil and steal from charities and stuff, then some BMF comes along and steals what he stole, then gives that back to the people who got fucked over? That would be magic right there, except most people would probably keep that money but not me because I'm like that Robin Hood character.. A BAD MOTHER FUCKER 
http://www.badassoftheweek.com/paleokostas.html
Check this guy out
That link was fucking hilarious seriously 
Awesome story I really enjoyed it
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should cut a finger or hand off if you get caught stealing.....I hate thief's.....most of them are just fucking piece of shits.....
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: jboredone]
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should cut a finger or hand off if you get caught stealing.....I hate thief's.....most of them are just fucking piece of shits.....
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: koods]
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koods said:
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The5thElement said: Stealing is like the gayest thing you can do in life
I bet I could change your mind about that.
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I need to start stealing shit more
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I need to start stealing shit more
If you want to be a scumbag like OP, I urge you to stop stealing shit . It isn't cool
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Esekon Kelly said:
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I need to start stealing shit more
If you want to be a scumbag like OP, I urge you to stop stealing shit . It isn't cool
it was a joke.stealings bad karma and risky.not tryin to meet bubba
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Say OP, now that you developed a conscience and decided to stop stealing, are you going to give any of it back? Or contribute to society in any way, other than holding on to stolen goods? Give'em to the poor or donate them or whatever? Anything to reinforce your new found sense of ethics, other than posting a thread here? Talk is cheap as they say.
I for one don't believe you will, nor that you'll actually stop with the shoplifting. Shoplifting tends to be addictive. Many people do it for the thrills, with absolutely no need to either possess the goods, or who could very well afford to pay for them. Like you stealing 3 earphones. Unless you have 6 ears it probably wasn't really necessary. You might take a break now since you got scared, but some time in the future I think you'll get the itch again.
You'll be able to tell that you haven't really changed, by your impulse to hold on to the goods now. They're not stolen ear buds identifying you as some lowlife scum who steals as a lifestyle, they're just your dearest normal ear buds eh?
-------------------- Blessed are your eyes because they see, and your ears because they hear.
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Esekon Kelly said: Man...you're a scum...when you are stealing...you are taking cash from someone else's pocket . If you stole bread and milk to feed your family...I suppose that's okay
More like don't have a family if you can't support them.
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: kneesocks]
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Esekon Kelly said: Man...you're a scum...when you are stealing...you are taking cash from someone else's pocket . If you stole bread and milk to feed your family...I suppose that's okay
More like don't have a family if you can't support them.
this. or go play an instrument in the street. juggle. dumpster dive. having a family is no real justification for stealing.
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: Spacerific]
#19146805 - 11/16/13 08:29 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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i love taking things!
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: Spacerific]
#19146810 - 11/16/13 08:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Esekon Kelly said: Man...you're a scum...when you are stealing...you are taking cash from someone else's pocket . If you stole bread and milk to feed your family...I suppose that's okay
More like don't have a family if you can't support them.
this. or go play an instrument in the street. juggle. dumpster dive. having a family is no real justification for stealing.
no shit you could always just ask for change outside of the grocery store if it was that bad....get lots more than just bread and milk that way....Thief's are about as low as you get in my book...
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: jboredone]
#19147552 - 11/16/13 10:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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This reminds me of when I use to steal things in my teen years. I never took anything of serious value just things like candy,drinks or like a black n mild. Well one night I was out at a gas station with one of my friends. I took a kit kat, I didn't see anyone so I thought I was in the clear but I guess one of the workers was watching me through the two way mirror that they had in the store. I got caught but I didn't get banned or anything. She just let us go, After that day I didn't steal again,it just wasn't worth to me anymore to steal stuff I know I can afford and getting caught.
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: jtv56]
#19147568 - 11/16/13 10:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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jtv56 said: This reminds me of when I use to steal things in my teen years. I never took anything of serious value just things like candy,drinks or like a black n mild. Well one night I was out at a gas station with one of my friends. I took a kit kat, I didn't see anyone so I thought I was in the clear but I guess one of the workers was watching me through the two way mirror that they had in the store. I got caught but I didn't get banned or anything. She just let us go, After that day I didn't steal again,it just wasn't worth to me anymore to steal stuff I know I can afford and getting caught.
Why don't stores just keep everything behind glass? Or always be on point, doing what that lady did? The fact that stealing has such a high success rate seems wrong, man.
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: kneesocks]
#19147573 - 11/16/13 10:15 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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What kneesocks said is true. If you've been stealing then you're most likely on their watch list and they most likely make documentation of what you've stolen and are racking up a good list of offenses so that they can hit you with the maximum penalty just like a bunch of Jews. I only stole when I was desperate (hungry or in need of something) but I never got caught. People always suspected me though, it was really annoying. Wondering whether I was being watched because I looked different or if they had me on the watch list...this chick I used to hang out with stole all the fucking time like you and she hardly ever was suspected. Go figure. I actually was a good decoy, I guess.
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: s240779]
#19147576 - 11/16/13 10:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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If you needed an employee to get everything from behind glass, convenience stores and gas stations would go broke
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: s240779]
#19147577 - 11/16/13 10:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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jtv56 said: This reminds me of when I use to steal things in my teen years. I never took anything of serious value just things like candy,drinks or like a black n mild. Well one night I was out at a gas station with one of my friends. I took a kit kat, I didn't see anyone so I thought I was in the clear but I guess one of the workers was watching me through the two way mirror that they had in the store. I got caught but I didn't get banned or anything. She just let us go, After that day I didn't steal again,it just wasn't worth to me anymore to steal stuff I know I can afford and getting caught.
Why don't stores just keep everything behind glass? Or always be on point, doing what that lady did? The fact that stealing has such a high success rate seems wrong, man.
yep and pull them in the back room and take a finger and let them go out the back door.....
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: GreySatyr]
#19147584 - 11/16/13 10:18 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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GreyMorph said: What kneesocks said is true. If you've been stealing then you're most likely on their watch list and they most likely make documentation of what you've stolen and are racking up a good list of offenses so that they can hit you with the maximum penalty just like a bunch of Jews. I only stole when I was desperate (hungry or in need of something) but I never got caught. People always suspected me though, it was really annoying. Wondering whether I was being watched because I looked different or if they had me on the watch list...this chick I used to hang out with stole all the fucking time like you and she hardly ever was suspected. Go figure. I actually was a good decoy, I guess.
wondering if you were being watched because you looked different?....you mean you look like a thief because you admit to have stealing.....
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: jboredone]
#19147593 - 11/16/13 10:21 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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you know looks like a duck, quacks like a duck....
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: jboredone]
#19147599 - 11/16/13 10:23 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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No, I looked like what society deems "bad" long hair and that sorta thing and I was high as shit and generally didn't give a fuck. Fuck you.
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NWlight said: maybe he wanted to have sex with you and making sure you're not a minor 

I noticed other employees looking at me on the way out the door. Maybe that was because of how sexy i looked tho
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When I was 13 I stole some playboy magazines from the magazione store cuz they wouldn't sell them to me and I needed them to jack off cuz I was tired of wanking to JCPenney bra ads.
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: Ellis Dee]
#19147744 - 11/16/13 10:59 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ellis Dee said: When I was 13 I stole some playboy magazines from the magazione store cuz they wouldn't sell them to me and I needed them to jack off cuz I was tired of wanking to JCPenney bra ads. 
pull you in the back and take a wiener.....
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: Ellis Dee]
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Burke Dennings said: Fail_Gun backed out on a bet that he claimed to be 100% certain he would win. That is how much a faggot noob he is.
I declined to accept your silly wager faggot. I welched on nothing. lol
And those kids in CT deserved to die and I'm glad they're dead. I am glad that the survivors will have to "live with it" too. hahaha
It's about time Americans get a taste of their own medicine they dish out via drone strikes and shock 'n awe. Karma is a bitch. lol
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every time I go to shop I steal from enemies, who steal from me, and from you (if only you knew, then you would steal too)
fact: large corporations factor in an expected 'inventory shrinkage' into their budget before any actual theft takes place--if we don't steal, we'll never reclaim this loss!
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: jtv56]
#19147801 - 11/16/13 11:23 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Okay so can someone just tell me (or guess cuz i know you guys have no way of knowing for sure), like in all seriousness, if him asking me if i was 18 had ANYTHING to do with me shoplifting?
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xbloodwhipx said: Okay so can someone just tell me (or guess cuz i know you guys have no way of knowing for sure), like in all seriousness, if him asking me if i was 18 had ANYTHING to do with me shoplifting?
I associate shoplifting with adolescent kids and middle aged kleptomaniac moms looking for some thrill in their dull lifes.
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xbloodwhipx said: Okay so can someone just tell me (or guess cuz i know you guys have no way of knowing for sure), like in all seriousness, if him asking me if i was 18 had ANYTHING to do with me shoplifting?
Yes, absolutely. Store employees do not walk around asking customers if they are 18 randomly.
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xbloodwhipx said: Okay so can someone just tell me (or guess cuz i know you guys have no way of knowing for sure), like in all seriousness, if him asking me if i was 18 had ANYTHING to do with me shoplifting?
Yes, absolutely. Store employees do not walk around asking customers if they are 18 randomly.
But why did he ask me that? is their some law about arresting shoplifters under 18? Also i think he knew i was lying, i mean shit im 250 pounds
Also why wasnt i detained?
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i used to compulsively shoplift when i was younger and i dunno what made me quit. just grew out of it. I always stole handles of vodka, headphones, albums, videogames, gum, ice cream, and almost every time it was out of boredom. you weren't detained because the employee probably had no idea what to do and probably left to get his manager
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He probably was not in the mood to get his ass beat for $7 an hour.
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xbloodwhipx said: Ok im a horrible person and i feel fucking horrible. I was stealing something from a store i steal from all of the time and RIGHT adter i stuck the shit in my pocket and went to another isle an employee approched me and was like "hey bro are you 18" I lied and said no and got the fuck outta there... Will i be caught? Btw im fucking done stealing
Good job on getting out of there, I've been caught a few times myself.
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: NWlight]
#19148061 - 11/17/13 12:42 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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stealing from a billionaire is no different than stealing from a starving child.
Kantian ethics ftw
Who's kunt?
Like my philosophy professor said, he's dead think for yourself.
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Ok guys, i went back to the store today, not to steal, just to see what would happen. I noticed employees kept walking past the isle i was on and looking at me, and coming down the isle every now and again. So i know they know i stole now.
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And by walking past i mean like back and fourth. He walks by one direction then 10 seconds later he walks back the other.
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go back, and when they come by your aisle, ask them "are you 18!"
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: hidenseek1]
#19150111 - 11/17/13 02:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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With the are you 18 question and the "by walking past i mean like back and fourth. He walks by one direction then 10 seconds later he walks back the other," I think you are paranoid about the wrong thing. This guy wants to fuck you bad.
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#19150399 - 11/17/13 03:53 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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xbloodwhipx said: Ok guys, i went back to the store today, not to steal, just to see what would happen. I noticed employees kept walking past the isle i was on and looking at me, and coming down the isle every now and again. So i know they know i stole now.
Ok but why exactly did you go there again?
Sounds to me like somewhere deep inside your head wheels are turning to steal from this place again, some time down the line. They don't have your name, ID, anything, so if safety was your first concern, you'd take all steps to NEVER walk in or near that store ever again. Also, basic fucking shame and common sense that most people have, would tell you not to go there again. Simply to show to yourself that you turned a new page in your life.
Which IMO you haven't.
I stand by my initial hunch that your thieving days are far from over. I'm not saying that once a thief always a thief, because for some people that's indeed not true, but for you, for now, it sadly seems to be. Look at how this thread went. Firs you're all done with stealing because you're ashamed and scared and all that. Now a few pages later you're back in the same store again. Yeah, real change right there 
What do you do with your life btw, do you work? Study? Do you have any hobbies at all that use your brain constructively in your free time?
If stealing is the main way you've been getting your kicks out of life, then guess what you'll do it again and again, until you find better ways to apply yourself, OR get busted and see where this path really leads.
Idle fucking hands OP, I think that's your problem. Idle hands. Not having constructive shit to do. Find some, or at least accept that you're a lowlife thief.
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: Spacerific]
#19150428 - 11/17/13 03:57 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Start playing Guitar OP not only will it get you laid but it's actually really fun and rewarding once you start making progress.. . .. . . .. . . . . Still waiting to get laid though on my end. But it happens, TRUST ME
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lol this thread..
satan gonna getcha
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: Spacerific]
#19150455 - 11/17/13 04:03 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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xbloodwhipx said: Ok guys, i went back to the store today, not to steal, just to see what would happen. I noticed employees kept walking past the isle i was on and looking at me, and coming down the isle every now and again. So i know they know i stole now.
Ok but why exactly did you go there again?
Sounds to me like somewhere deep inside your head wheels are turning to steal from this place again, some time down the line. They don't have your name, ID, anything, so if safety was your first concern, you'd take all steps to NEVER walk in or near that store ever again. Also, basic fucking shame and common sense that most people have, would tell you not to go there again. Simply to show to yourself that you turned a new page in your life.
Which IMO you haven't.
I stand by my initial hunch that your thieving days are far from over. I'm not saying that once a thief always a thief, because for some people that's indeed not true, but for you, for now, it sadly seems to be. Look at how this thread went. Firs you're all done with stealing because you're ashamed and scared and all that. Now a few pages later you're back in the same store again. Yeah, real change right there 
What do you do with your life btw, do you work? Study? Do you have any hobbies at all that use your brain constructively in your free time?
If stealing is the main way you've been getting your kicks out of life, then guess what you'll do it again and again, until you find better ways to apply yourself, OR get busted and see where this path really leads.
Idle fucking hands OP, I think that's your problem. Idle hands. Not having constructive shit to do. Find some, or at least accept that you're a lowlife thief.
No, i just wanted to see if the employee who saw me steal (im assuming thats how he knew) reported me to his supervisor and if they had me on some kind of watch list. I was literally right next to the exit, so if security started approaching me i was going to dart out and never come back.
It had nothing to do with me wanting to steal from there again. And yeah i work... at macdonalds lol
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he already has his first hit
almost caught stealing -by- xbloodwhipx Ft. The gay store clerks for 18 year old twinks
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No, i just wanted to see if the employee who saw me steal (im assuming thats how he knew) reported me to his supervisor and if they had me on some kind of watch list. I was literally right next to the exit, so if security started approaching me i was going to dart out and never come back.
It had nothing to do with me wanting to steal from there again. And yeah i work... at macdonalds lol
Doesn't add up one fucking bit from where I'm standing.
WHY would you need to know? Let's assume they saw you stealing, they know, they have you on a list etc. NONE of that would matter if you indeed planned to never go there again. The fact that you did go back, shows that somewhere in your head you know a month from now, or 3 or 6 or whatever, you're likely to be bored and idle, and pardon my French, stupid, and your aimless legs will head towards this store again.
I call major bullshit on you saying "i was going to dart out and never come back." based on external things, like guards coming your way. Why didn't you dart out and never come back the moment you made this thread? If you really made that internal change you would never come back by choice. Because that's the place where you are generally being a lowlife thief. Look into the behavior of addicts, rapists, stalkers etc. They all have this need to just hover around their "place of business". Oh they're not doing anything wrong mind you, just "to see what will happen" 
Give it a few weeks, see how many times you go by that store, or by that area again. Count them. That'll tell you how likely you are to steal again.
Doesn't matter if you work at McD's, what matters is what quality of people you have working there all around you. Who you surround yourself with sends you a message. Right now the message is that stealing is kind of okay, when for every decent person, it isn't.
What goals do you have in life? What goals do you have for this year? What skills are you working on? When do you plan to move up from "work... at macdonalds lol" ?
I'm not trying to bring you down, I'm just saying if you really want to turn your life around you have to start doing some smarter shit with your time, not idling among losers at McDonald's and stealing stuff you don't need in your free time. Either at work or outside, start seeking the people that are doing something with their life and avoid the bums. Get a library card, spend some time there. Even if you get old Playboy magazines and just stare at all day, your chances are still better than aimlessly drifting around ending up at this fucking store.
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: GreySatyr]
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GreyMorph said: What kneesocks said is true. If you've been stealing then you're most likely on their watch list and they most likely make documentation of what you've stolen and are racking up a good list of offenses so that they can hit you with the maximum penalty just like a bunch of Jews. I only stole when I was desperate (hungry or in need of something) but I never got caught. People always suspected me though, it was really annoying. Wondering whether I was being watched because I looked different or if they had me on the watch list...this chick I used to hang out with stole all the fucking time like you and she hardly ever was suspected. Go figure. I actually was a good decoy, I guess.
Same with my ex. She could steal anything it was absurd. I'm pretty sure she walked out with 20-30$ in stuff every store she walked in too. Was absoloutely crazy.
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: Enjoywho]
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just wear a disguise next time you go in...
any number of ways works
when i was in sales i used to wear glasses, comb my hair different, or grow facial hair and go back and they wouldn't recognize me...i'd change my sales pitch and everything or even bring a partner like they were training me or they were my boss...some people would look at me funny but it worked often enough
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any number of ways works
when i was in sales i used to wear glasses, comb my hair different, or grow facial hair and go back and they wouldn't recognize me...i'd change my sales pitch and everything or even bring a partner like they were training me or they were my boss...some people would look at me funny but it worked often enough
get one of those rasta hats with the dreads.....
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: jboredone]
#19151113 - 11/17/13 06:21 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Or a novelty fake mustache always seems to do the trick.
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: Enjoywho]
#19151147 - 11/17/13 06:26 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Get him a fake wig. But in all seriousness, why on earth would u return to that place OP? Your asking for your shit box to be smashed
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: xpl0de] 1
#19151185 - 11/17/13 06:35 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I cant stand a thief unless you are stealing food to survive thats a shitty move
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the fact that you went back tells me you are testing them...i hope it does still deter you from stealing again
the risk/ reward is hardly worth it
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jacksonian said: the fact that you went back tells me you are testing them...i hope it does still deter you from stealing again
the risk/ reward is hardly worth it
For OP the reward is likely thrills and kicks, as for a gambler, not the material goods being stolen. The fact that he's doing this behavior tells us that for him his was/is worth it.
Maybe the taste of a few loads of cum from his lovely cellmate will change that equation though. Or maybe all of this is just a nice way for OP to find true gay prison love
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: Ellis Dee] 2
#19151740 - 11/17/13 08:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ellis Dee said: When I was 13 I stole some playboy magazines from the magazione store cuz they wouldn't sell them to me and I needed them to jack off cuz I was tired of wanking to JCPenney bra ads. 
Fee's life experience pro tip of the day: If you know that your about to be sentenced for a jail stint that will last six months plus, sign up too receive Victoria secrets catalog under your name to the address of the jail. Then you get free wank material that is aloud since its non nude and people will barter just for pages.
Even if you forget you can get a loved one to do it for online.
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xbloodwhipx said: 1. im never going to steal again 2. could i get caught? 3. Why did he ask me my age and why wasnt i stopped leaving? 4. i stole a 35 dollar item, but ive probably stolen 300 from that store 5. i took my tag off my car everytime before i stole from that place
1. you might make it a week before you see and take the opportunity again. 2. yes it sounds like you already were. if you mean arrested, the odds are slim unless you dropped your I.D. 3. cause of store policy and store policy. 4. you might be fucked. 5. lol at least you committed to it.
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: tripp23]
#19152233 - 11/17/13 10:26 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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You would be a badass mofo but not as badass as Greek Robin Hood
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The5thElement said: You would be a badass mofo but not as badass as Greek Robin Hood 
That is one bad mother fucker. Reminded me of this here quote from Snow Crash:
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To all who haven't read Snow Crash, Raven was the bad motherfucker that was riding a motorcycle with a fucking nuclear device, set to blow under a number of conditions, if memory serves right.
The Greek Robin Hood dude is the closest I've ever read in RL, to that level of badassery.
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I called them and warned them in advance
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: Konyap]
#19153043 - 11/18/13 07:24 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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sayin you're under 18
how quick of a snap judgement you have!
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: Konyap]
#19153083 - 11/18/13 07:50 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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He might have asked if youre under 18 to decide how to proceed.
Not sure about where you live, but normally under 18 crime is dealt with differently than adult crime.
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Patlal said: Next time OP goes to the store to steal something, somebody should rob his apartment
Hack into his computer and let me know when he's logged off the Shroomery. If he's anything like me he'll be out of the house.
I have a stolen iphone with internet service.
Lol kidding, i bought it...
...with money that I stole!
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http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/16748859/fpart/1/vc/1
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xbloodwhipx said: Okay, prices are way too fucking high. It honestly makes me sick to pay them. I want to get a five finger discount, im sure everyone here has stolen before. I go into the store but i never steal because im too afraid. I found the stores "blind spot" (no cameras) but im too fucking shakey and scared of the consequences if i get caught. SO yeah.
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/18264732/fpart/1/vc/1
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xbloodwhipx said: Whats the chances of me getting caught? I stole like 3 50 dollar pairs and one 30 dollar pair. It was a mall one state over

I'm surprised I'm the only one who recognized OP from these previous threads. I need a life.
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: Everlong]
#19154737 - 11/18/13 03:23 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Everlong said: http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/16748859/fpart/1/vc/1
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xbloodwhipx said: Okay, prices are way too fucking high. It honestly makes me sick to pay them. I want to get a five finger discount, im sure everyone here has stolen before. I go into the store but i never steal because im too afraid. I found the stores "blind spot" (no cameras) but im too fucking shakey and scared of the consequences if i get caught. SO yeah.
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/18264732/fpart/1/vc/1
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xbloodwhipx said: Whats the chances of me getting caught? I stole like 3 50 dollar pairs and one 30 dollar pair. It was a mall one state over

I'm surprised I'm the only one who recognized OP from these previous threads. I need a life. 
One year ago it was like oh man, I'm poor I want to steal but I'm so afraid 
Half a year ago it was like, yo dawg, I got fired from my dead end job for being too high, but I stole these pimpin' headphones to sell. Can I get caught? No? Ahaha awesome. 
A week ago, oh shit I almost got caught stealing oh man I'll never ever do it again! 
Now it's like, yo dawg I went back to the store and they don't know shit, the coast is clear 
Beginning to see a bit of a pattern developing here
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: Spacerific]
#19155043 - 11/18/13 04:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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xbloodwhipx said: Okay, prices are way too fucking high. It honestly makes me sick to pay them. I want to get a five finger discount, im sure everyone here has stolen before. I go into the store but i never steal because im too afraid. I found the stores "blind spot" (no cameras) but im too fucking shakey and scared of the consequences if i get caught. SO yeah.
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/18264732/fpart/1/vc/1
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xbloodwhipx said: Whats the chances of me getting caught? I stole like 3 50 dollar pairs and one 30 dollar pair. It was a mall one state over

I'm surprised I'm the only one who recognized OP from these previous threads. I need a life. 
One year ago it was like oh man, I'm poor I want to steal but I'm so afraid 
Half a year ago it was like, yo dawg, I got fired from my dead end job for being too high, but I stole these pimpin' headphones to sell. Can I get caught? No? Ahaha awesome. 
A week ago, oh shit I almost got caught stealing oh man I'll never ever do it again! 
Now it's like, yo dawg I went back to the store and they don't know shit, the coast is clear 
Beginning to see a bit of a pattern developing here 

Okay, i had a year long stealing spree. the first six months where petty shit, last six months ive stolen a... large amount of expensive items.
But im SERIOUSLY done stealing
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BTW, i gave most of my stolen shit to my friends
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xbloodwhipx said: BTW, i gave most of my stolen shit to my friends
Great, now they are part of a conspiracy to receive stolen goods.
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: koods]
#19156293 - 11/18/13 07:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Not if they didn't know.
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: s240779] 2
#19156320 - 11/18/13 07:19 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Considering how much OP likes to talk about stealing, do you really think there's any chance they don't?
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: koods]
#19156415 - 11/18/13 07:35 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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lol
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: s240779] 1
#19156821 - 11/18/13 09:07 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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This thread is great, unrelated topic.... Anyone listen to Rush here??
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CLOSER TO THE HEART
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: NWlight]
#19156846 - 11/18/13 09:11 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I bought their Cd "Clockwork Angles" the other week on a whim just because I've heard of them but never listened and it's actually pretty sweet.. I'm not that into his voice 100% but it's still pretty good music
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lol the voice... when i first got into classic rock and started listening to this kinda shit I thought he was a chick
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You're going to be given prison time. You better go get a hooker and go to a really expensive restaurant and then dine and dash.
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: NWlight]
#19156876 - 11/18/13 09:15 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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NWlight said: lol the voice... when i first got into classic rock and started listening to this kinda shit I thought he was a chick
Voice isn't bad in most songs and parts, I duno I've been listening to some other cd's on youtube and it's like there are songs where parts of how he sings I'm not that into, but most songs I'm all good with, so yeah hope that makes sense
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: s240779]
#19156982 - 11/18/13 09:30 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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But im SERIOUSLY done stealing
Awesome. Having principles is important 
Any plans of getting out of the McD's job and moving up in the world?
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BTW, i gave most of my stolen shit to my friends
Now do explain this a bit.
Did you give or sell it to friends?
If you sold it, then whatever, I guess you needed the dough, at least it makes sense.
If you gave it, then it seems you didn't really need the money. Why the hell did you steal it in the first place? Cheap thrills and a lack of hobbies?
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For truly, I say to you, many prophets and righteous people longed to see what you see, and did not see it, and to hear what you hear, and did not hear it. - Matthew 13:16
Edited by Spacerific (11/18/13 09:34 PM)
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: Spacerific]
#19157085 - 11/18/13 09:51 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Start playing guitar OP
IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE!! 
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