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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #19151878 - 11/17/13 09:18 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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xbloodwhipx said:
1. im never going to steal again
2. could i get caught?
3. Why did he ask me my age and why wasnt i stopped leaving?
4. i stole a 35 dollar item, but ive probably stolen 300 from that store
5. i took my tag off my car everytime before i stole from that place




1. you might make it a week before you see and take the opportunity again.
2. yes it sounds like you already were. if you mean arrested, the odds are slim unless you dropped your I.D.
3. cause of store policy and store policy.
4. you might be fucked.
5. lol at least you committed to it.


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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: unam sanctum]
    #19152044 - 11/17/13 09:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:underage:

:ban:  :banbanban:

:crankey:

:psycrankey:

:crankeyclaus:

:crankynoweed:

:crankcid:

:megapsycrankey:

:megacrankey:

:kingcrankey:



What if I robb from the rich and give to the poor??


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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: tripp23]
    #19152233 - 11/17/13 10:26 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

You would be a badass mofo but not as badass as Greek Robin Hood :sip:


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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: The5thElement]
    #19153003 - 11/18/13 06:55 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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The5thElement said:
You would be a badass mofo but not as badass as Greek Robin Hood :sip:



That is one bad mother fucker. Reminded me of this here quote from Snow Crash:

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Until a man is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherfucker in the world. If I moved to a martial-arts monastery in China and studied real hard for ten years. If my family was wiped out by Colombian drug dealers and I swore myself to revenge. If I got a fatal disease, had one year to live, and devoted it to wiping out street crime. If I just dropped out and devoted my life to being bad.
Hiro used to feel this way, too, but then he ran into Raven. In a way, this was liberating. He no longer has to worry about being the baddest motherfucker in the world. The position is taken.



To all who haven't read Snow Crash, Raven was the bad motherfucker that was riding a motorcycle with a fucking nuclear device, set to blow under a number of conditions, if memory serves right.

The Greek Robin Hood dude is the closest I've ever read in RL, to that level of badassery.


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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #19153037 - 11/18/13 07:19 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I called them and warned them in advance


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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: Konyap]
    #19153043 - 11/18/13 07:24 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

sayin you're under 18

how quick of a snap judgement you have!


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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: Konyap]
    #19153083 - 11/18/13 07:50 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

He might have asked if youre under 18 to decide how to proceed.

Not sure about where you live, but normally under 18 crime is dealt with differently than adult crime.


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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #19153124 - 11/18/13 08:04 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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xbloodwhipx said:

Quote:

blankk said:
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Patlal said:
Next time OP goes to the store to steal something, somebody should rob his apartment




Hack into his computer and let me know when he's logged off the Shroomery.  If he's anything like me he'll be out of the house.



I have a stolen iphone with internet service.







Lol kidding, i bought it...








...with money that I stole!





Fixed


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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #19153694 - 11/18/13 11:30 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I found OP.



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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: Inconspicuous]
    #19153716 - 11/18/13 11:37 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

that black/india kid is funny


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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #19153966 - 11/18/13 12:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/16748859/fpart/1/vc/1
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xbloodwhipx said:
Okay, prices are way too fucking high. It honestly makes me sick to pay them. I want to get a five finger discount, im sure everyone here has stolen before. I go into the store but i never steal because im too afraid. I found the stores "blind spot" (no cameras) but im too fucking shakey and scared of the consequences if i get caught.
SO yeah.






http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/18264732/fpart/1/vc/1
Quote:

xbloodwhipx said:
Whats the chances of me getting caught? I stole like 3 50 dollar pairs and one 30 dollar pair. It was a mall one state over




:burke:



I'm surprised I'm the only one who recognized OP from these previous threads. I need a life. :wtfsonic:


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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: Everlong]
    #19154737 - 11/18/13 03:23 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Everlong said:
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/16748859/fpart/1/vc/1
Quote:

xbloodwhipx said:
Okay, prices are way too fucking high. It honestly makes me sick to pay them. I want to get a five finger discount, im sure everyone here has stolen before. I go into the store but i never steal because im too afraid. I found the stores "blind spot" (no cameras) but im too fucking shakey and scared of the consequences if i get caught.
SO yeah.






http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/18264732/fpart/1/vc/1
Quote:

xbloodwhipx said:
Whats the chances of me getting caught? I stole like 3 50 dollar pairs and one 30 dollar pair. It was a mall one state over




:burke:



I'm surprised I'm the only one who recognized OP from these previous threads. I need a life. :wtfsonic:



One year ago it was like oh man, I'm poor I want to steal but I'm so afraid :uhoh:

Half a year ago it was like, yo dawg, I got fired from my dead end job for being too high, but I stole these pimpin' headphones to sell. Can I get caught? No? Ahaha awesome.  :bigjoint:

A week ago, oh shit I almost got caught stealing oh man I'll never ever do it again! :uhoh:

Now it's like, yo dawg I went back to the store and they don't know shit, the coast is clear  :bigjoint:

Beginning to see a bit of a pattern developing here :lol:


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For truly, I say to you, many prophets and righteous people longed to see what you see, and did not see it,
and to hear what you hear, and did not hear it.
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: Spacerific]
    #19155043 - 11/18/13 04:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Spacerific said:
Quote:

Everlong said:
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/16748859/fpart/1/vc/1
Quote:

xbloodwhipx said:
Okay, prices are way too fucking high. It honestly makes me sick to pay them. I want to get a five finger discount, im sure everyone here has stolen before. I go into the store but i never steal because im too afraid. I found the stores "blind spot" (no cameras) but im too fucking shakey and scared of the consequences if i get caught.
SO yeah.






http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/18264732/fpart/1/vc/1
Quote:

xbloodwhipx said:
Whats the chances of me getting caught? I stole like 3 50 dollar pairs and one 30 dollar pair. It was a mall one state over




:burke:



I'm surprised I'm the only one who recognized OP from these previous threads. I need a life. :wtfsonic:



One year ago it was like oh man, I'm poor I want to steal but I'm so afraid :uhoh:

Half a year ago it was like, yo dawg, I got fired from my dead end job for being too high, but I stole these pimpin' headphones to sell. Can I get caught? No? Ahaha awesome.  :bigjoint:

A week ago, oh shit I almost got caught stealing oh man I'll never ever do it again! :uhoh:

Now it's like, yo dawg I went back to the store and they don't know shit, the coast is clear  :bigjoint:

Beginning to see a bit of a pattern developing here :lol:




:lol:

Okay, i had a year long stealing spree. the first six months where petty shit, last six months ive stolen a... large amount of expensive items.


But im SERIOUSLY done stealing


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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #19155047 - 11/18/13 04:09 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

BTW, i gave most of my stolen shit to my friends


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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #19156273 - 11/18/13 07:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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xbloodwhipx said:
BTW, i gave most of my stolen shit to my friends




Great, now they are part of a conspiracy to receive stolen goods.


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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: koods]
    #19156293 - 11/18/13 07:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Not if they didn't know.


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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: s240779] * 2
    #19156320 - 11/18/13 07:19 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Considering how much OP likes to talk about stealing, do you really think there's any chance they don't?


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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: koods]
    #19156415 - 11/18/13 07:35 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

lol


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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: s240779] * 1
    #19156821 - 11/18/13 09:07 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

This thread is great, unrelated topic.... Anyone listen to Rush here??



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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: The5thElement]
    #19156834 - 11/18/13 09:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

CLOSER TO THE HEART :awehigh:


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