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Ok guys, i went back to the store today, not to steal, just to see what would happen. I noticed employees kept walking past the isle i was on and looking at me, and coming down the isle every now and again. So i know they know i stole now.
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xbloodwhipx

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And by walking past i mean like back and fourth. He walks by one direction then 10 seconds later he walks back the other.
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go back, and when they come by your aisle, ask them "are you 18!"
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: hidenseek1]
#19150111 - 11/17/13 02:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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With the are you 18 question and the "by walking past i mean like back and fourth. He walks by one direction then 10 seconds later he walks back the other," I think you are paranoid about the wrong thing. This guy wants to fuck you bad.
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: xbloodwhipx] 1
#19150399 - 11/17/13 03:53 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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xbloodwhipx said: Ok guys, i went back to the store today, not to steal, just to see what would happen. I noticed employees kept walking past the isle i was on and looking at me, and coming down the isle every now and again. So i know they know i stole now.
Ok but why exactly did you go there again?
Sounds to me like somewhere deep inside your head wheels are turning to steal from this place again, some time down the line. They don't have your name, ID, anything, so if safety was your first concern, you'd take all steps to NEVER walk in or near that store ever again. Also, basic fucking shame and common sense that most people have, would tell you not to go there again. Simply to show to yourself that you turned a new page in your life.
Which IMO you haven't.
I stand by my initial hunch that your thieving days are far from over. I'm not saying that once a thief always a thief, because for some people that's indeed not true, but for you, for now, it sadly seems to be. Look at how this thread went. Firs you're all done with stealing because you're ashamed and scared and all that. Now a few pages later you're back in the same store again. Yeah, real change right there 
What do you do with your life btw, do you work? Study? Do you have any hobbies at all that use your brain constructively in your free time?
If stealing is the main way you've been getting your kicks out of life, then guess what you'll do it again and again, until you find better ways to apply yourself, OR get busted and see where this path really leads.
Idle fucking hands OP, I think that's your problem. Idle hands. Not having constructive shit to do. Find some, or at least accept that you're a lowlife thief.
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: Spacerific]
#19150428 - 11/17/13 03:57 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Start playing Guitar OP not only will it get you laid but it's actually really fun and rewarding once you start making progress.. . .. . . .. . . . . Still waiting to get laid though on my end. But it happens, TRUST ME
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lol this thread..
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: Spacerific]
#19150455 - 11/17/13 04:03 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Spacerific said:
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xbloodwhipx said: Ok guys, i went back to the store today, not to steal, just to see what would happen. I noticed employees kept walking past the isle i was on and looking at me, and coming down the isle every now and again. So i know they know i stole now.
Ok but why exactly did you go there again?
Sounds to me like somewhere deep inside your head wheels are turning to steal from this place again, some time down the line. They don't have your name, ID, anything, so if safety was your first concern, you'd take all steps to NEVER walk in or near that store ever again. Also, basic fucking shame and common sense that most people have, would tell you not to go there again. Simply to show to yourself that you turned a new page in your life.
Which IMO you haven't.
I stand by my initial hunch that your thieving days are far from over. I'm not saying that once a thief always a thief, because for some people that's indeed not true, but for you, for now, it sadly seems to be. Look at how this thread went. Firs you're all done with stealing because you're ashamed and scared and all that. Now a few pages later you're back in the same store again. Yeah, real change right there 
What do you do with your life btw, do you work? Study? Do you have any hobbies at all that use your brain constructively in your free time?
If stealing is the main way you've been getting your kicks out of life, then guess what you'll do it again and again, until you find better ways to apply yourself, OR get busted and see where this path really leads.
Idle fucking hands OP, I think that's your problem. Idle hands. Not having constructive shit to do. Find some, or at least accept that you're a lowlife thief.
No, i just wanted to see if the employee who saw me steal (im assuming thats how he knew) reported me to his supervisor and if they had me on some kind of watch list. I was literally right next to the exit, so if security started approaching me i was going to dart out and never come back.
It had nothing to do with me wanting to steal from there again. And yeah i work... at macdonalds lol
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The5thElement said: Start playing Guitar OP not only will it get you laid but it's actually really fun and rewarding once you start making progress.. . .. . . .. . . . . Still waiting to get laid though on my end. But it happens, TRUST ME 
he already has his first hit
almost caught stealing -by- xbloodwhipx Ft. The gay store clerks for 18 year old twinks
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: hidenseek1] 1
#19150530 - 11/17/13 04:21 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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No, i just wanted to see if the employee who saw me steal (im assuming thats how he knew) reported me to his supervisor and if they had me on some kind of watch list. I was literally right next to the exit, so if security started approaching me i was going to dart out and never come back.
It had nothing to do with me wanting to steal from there again. And yeah i work... at macdonalds lol
Doesn't add up one fucking bit from where I'm standing.
WHY would you need to know? Let's assume they saw you stealing, they know, they have you on a list etc. NONE of that would matter if you indeed planned to never go there again. The fact that you did go back, shows that somewhere in your head you know a month from now, or 3 or 6 or whatever, you're likely to be bored and idle, and pardon my French, stupid, and your aimless legs will head towards this store again.
I call major bullshit on you saying "i was going to dart out and never come back." based on external things, like guards coming your way. Why didn't you dart out and never come back the moment you made this thread? If you really made that internal change you would never come back by choice. Because that's the place where you are generally being a lowlife thief. Look into the behavior of addicts, rapists, stalkers etc. They all have this need to just hover around their "place of business". Oh they're not doing anything wrong mind you, just "to see what will happen" 
Give it a few weeks, see how many times you go by that store, or by that area again. Count them. That'll tell you how likely you are to steal again.
Doesn't matter if you work at McD's, what matters is what quality of people you have working there all around you. Who you surround yourself with sends you a message. Right now the message is that stealing is kind of okay, when for every decent person, it isn't.
What goals do you have in life? What goals do you have for this year? What skills are you working on? When do you plan to move up from "work... at macdonalds lol" ?
I'm not trying to bring you down, I'm just saying if you really want to turn your life around you have to start doing some smarter shit with your time, not idling among losers at McDonald's and stealing stuff you don't need in your free time. Either at work or outside, start seeking the people that are doing something with their life and avoid the bums. Get a library card, spend some time there. Even if you get old Playboy magazines and just stare at all day, your chances are still better than aimlessly drifting around ending up at this fucking store.
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: GreySatyr]
#19150561 - 11/17/13 04:28 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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GreyMorph said: What kneesocks said is true. If you've been stealing then you're most likely on their watch list and they most likely make documentation of what you've stolen and are racking up a good list of offenses so that they can hit you with the maximum penalty just like a bunch of Jews. I only stole when I was desperate (hungry or in need of something) but I never got caught. People always suspected me though, it was really annoying. Wondering whether I was being watched because I looked different or if they had me on the watch list...this chick I used to hang out with stole all the fucking time like you and she hardly ever was suspected. Go figure. I actually was a good decoy, I guess.
Same with my ex. She could steal anything it was absurd. I'm pretty sure she walked out with 20-30$ in stuff every store she walked in too. Was absoloutely crazy.
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: Enjoywho]
#19151049 - 11/17/13 06:06 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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just wear a disguise next time you go in...
any number of ways works
when i was in sales i used to wear glasses, comb my hair different, or grow facial hair and go back and they wouldn't recognize me...i'd change my sales pitch and everything or even bring a partner like they were training me or they were my boss...some people would look at me funny but it worked often enough
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jacksonian said: just wear a disguise next time you go in...
any number of ways works
when i was in sales i used to wear glasses, comb my hair different, or grow facial hair and go back and they wouldn't recognize me...i'd change my sales pitch and everything or even bring a partner like they were training me or they were my boss...some people would look at me funny but it worked often enough
get one of those rasta hats with the dreads.....
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: jboredone]
#19151113 - 11/17/13 06:21 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Or a novelty fake mustache always seems to do the trick.
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: Enjoywho]
#19151147 - 11/17/13 06:26 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Get him a fake wig. But in all seriousness, why on earth would u return to that place OP? Your asking for your shit box to be smashed
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: xpl0de] 1
#19151185 - 11/17/13 06:35 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I cant stand a thief unless you are stealing food to survive thats a shitty move
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STEALS LOAF OF BREAD
 STARTS FRENCH REVOLUTION
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the fact that you went back tells me you are testing them...i hope it does still deter you from stealing again
the risk/ reward is hardly worth it
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jacksonian said: the fact that you went back tells me you are testing them...i hope it does still deter you from stealing again
the risk/ reward is hardly worth it
For OP the reward is likely thrills and kicks, as for a gambler, not the material goods being stolen. The fact that he's doing this behavior tells us that for him his was/is worth it.
Maybe the taste of a few loads of cum from his lovely cellmate will change that equation though. Or maybe all of this is just a nice way for OP to find true gay prison love
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: Ellis Dee] 2
#19151740 - 11/17/13 08:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ellis Dee said: When I was 13 I stole some playboy magazines from the magazione store cuz they wouldn't sell them to me and I needed them to jack off cuz I was tired of wanking to JCPenney bra ads. 
Fee's life experience pro tip of the day: If you know that your about to be sentenced for a jail stint that will last six months plus, sign up too receive Victoria secrets catalog under your name to the address of the jail. Then you get free wank material that is aloud since its non nude and people will barter just for pages.
Even if you forget you can get a loved one to do it for online.
Stay tuned for tomorrows pro tip
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