|
s240779

Registered: 12/07/10
Posts: 12,880
Last seen: 2 months, 9 days
|
Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: jtv56]
#19147568 - 11/16/13 10:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
jtv56 said: This reminds me of when I use to steal things in my teen years. I never took anything of serious value just things like candy,drinks or like a black n mild. Well one night I was out at a gas station with one of my friends. I took a kit kat, I didn't see anyone so I thought I was in the clear but I guess one of the workers was watching me through the two way mirror that they had in the store. I got caught but I didn't get banned or anything. She just let us go, After that day I didn't steal again,it just wasn't worth to me anymore to steal stuff I know I can afford and getting caught.
Why don't stores just keep everything behind glass? Or always be on point, doing what that lady did? The fact that stealing has such a high success rate seems wrong, man.
|
GreySatyr
Pagan-Psyche


Registered: 06/20/13
Posts: 3,376
Loc: North Carolina
Last seen: 9 years, 8 months
|
Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: kneesocks]
#19147573 - 11/16/13 10:15 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
What kneesocks said is true. If you've been stealing then you're most likely on their watch list and they most likely make documentation of what you've stolen and are racking up a good list of offenses so that they can hit you with the maximum penalty just like a bunch of Jews. I only stole when I was desperate (hungry or in need of something) but I never got caught. People always suspected me though, it was really annoying. Wondering whether I was being watched because I looked different or if they had me on the watch list...this chick I used to hang out with stole all the fucking time like you and she hardly ever was suspected. Go figure. I actually was a good decoy, I guess.
-------------------- ...also, go to hell, huh?
|
Mush4Brains
LOOL HACKED!!!

Registered: 07/31/13
Posts: 4,419
Last seen: 9 years, 2 months
|
Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: s240779]
#19147576 - 11/16/13 10:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
If you needed an employee to get everything from behind glass, convenience stores and gas stations would go broke
|
jboredone
Money-The root of all evil....



Registered: 01/19/12
Posts: 4,783
|
Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: s240779]
#19147577 - 11/16/13 10:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Da2ra said:
Quote:
jtv56 said: This reminds me of when I use to steal things in my teen years. I never took anything of serious value just things like candy,drinks or like a black n mild. Well one night I was out at a gas station with one of my friends. I took a kit kat, I didn't see anyone so I thought I was in the clear but I guess one of the workers was watching me through the two way mirror that they had in the store. I got caught but I didn't get banned or anything. She just let us go, After that day I didn't steal again,it just wasn't worth to me anymore to steal stuff I know I can afford and getting caught.
Why don't stores just keep everything behind glass? Or always be on point, doing what that lady did? The fact that stealing has such a high success rate seems wrong, man.
yep and pull them in the back room and take a finger and let them go out the back door.....
-------------------- Peace Pot Micro-Dot God Loves You High or Not!!! In order to grow old and wise, you must once have been young and dumb!

|
jboredone
Money-The root of all evil....



Registered: 01/19/12
Posts: 4,783
|
Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: GreySatyr]
#19147584 - 11/16/13 10:18 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
GreyMorph said: What kneesocks said is true. If you've been stealing then you're most likely on their watch list and they most likely make documentation of what you've stolen and are racking up a good list of offenses so that they can hit you with the maximum penalty just like a bunch of Jews. I only stole when I was desperate (hungry or in need of something) but I never got caught. People always suspected me though, it was really annoying. Wondering whether I was being watched because I looked different or if they had me on the watch list...this chick I used to hang out with stole all the fucking time like you and she hardly ever was suspected. Go figure. I actually was a good decoy, I guess.
wondering if you were being watched because you looked different?....you mean you look like a thief because you admit to have stealing.....
-------------------- Peace Pot Micro-Dot God Loves You High or Not!!! In order to grow old and wise, you must once have been young and dumb!

|
jboredone
Money-The root of all evil....



Registered: 01/19/12
Posts: 4,783
|
Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: jboredone]
#19147593 - 11/16/13 10:21 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
you know looks like a duck, quacks like a duck....
-------------------- Peace Pot Micro-Dot God Loves You High or Not!!! In order to grow old and wise, you must once have been young and dumb!

|
GreySatyr
Pagan-Psyche


Registered: 06/20/13
Posts: 3,376
Loc: North Carolina
Last seen: 9 years, 8 months
|
Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: jboredone]
#19147599 - 11/16/13 10:23 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
No, I looked like what society deems "bad" long hair and that sorta thing and I was high as shit and generally didn't give a fuck. Fuck you.
-------------------- ...also, go to hell, huh?
|
hidenseek1
Its got all the dinks.
Registered: 12/22/12
Posts: 5,423
Loc: poop
Last seen: 6 years, 10 months
|
|
Quote:
xbloodwhipx said:
Quote:
NWlight said: maybe he wanted to have sex with you and making sure you're not a minor 

I noticed other employees looking at me on the way out the door. Maybe that was because of how sexy i looked tho
-------------------- You can drink at 7 A.M., because the Beastie Boys fought for that right -------------------------------------------------------------------------- pons asinorum -------------------------------------------------------------------------- lsd and the vietnam war changed music forever
|
Ellis Dee
Archangel



Registered: 06/29/01
Posts: 13,104
Loc: Fire in the sky
Last seen: 4 years, 10 months
|
|
When I was 13 I stole some playboy magazines from the magazione store cuz they wouldn't sell them to me and I needed them to jack off cuz I was tired of wanking to JCPenney bra ads.
-------------------- "If the foundations be destroyed, what can the righteous do."-King Solomon And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels,
|
jboredone
Money-The root of all evil....



Registered: 01/19/12
Posts: 4,783
|
Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: Ellis Dee]
#19147744 - 11/16/13 10:59 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Ellis Dee said: When I was 13 I stole some playboy magazines from the magazione store cuz they wouldn't sell them to me and I needed them to jack off cuz I was tired of wanking to JCPenney bra ads. 
pull you in the back and take a wiener.....
-------------------- Peace Pot Micro-Dot God Loves You High or Not!!! In order to grow old and wise, you must once have been young and dumb!

|
Mush4Brains
LOOL HACKED!!!

Registered: 07/31/13
Posts: 4,419
Last seen: 9 years, 2 months
|
Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: Ellis Dee]
#19147745 - 11/16/13 10:59 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Ellis Dee said:
Quote:
Burke Dennings said: Fail_Gun backed out on a bet that he claimed to be 100% certain he would win. That is how much a faggot noob he is.
I declined to accept your silly wager faggot. I welched on nothing. lol
And those kids in CT deserved to die and I'm glad they're dead. I am glad that the survivors will have to "live with it" too. hahaha
It's about time Americans get a taste of their own medicine they dish out via drone strikes and shock 'n awe. Karma is a bitch. lol
|
shivas.wisdom
בּ



Registered: 02/19/09
Posts: 13,430
Loc: Turtle Island
Last seen: 3 minutes, 2 seconds
|
|
every time I go to shop I steal from enemies, who steal from me, and from you (if only you knew, then you would steal too)
fact: large corporations factor in an expected 'inventory shrinkage' into their budget before any actual theft takes place--if we don't steal, we'll never reclaim this loss!
--------------------
Edited by shivas.wisdom (11/16/13 11:13 PM)
|
xbloodwhipx

Registered: 02/24/12
Posts: 12,791
Last seen: 4 years, 5 months
|
Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: jtv56]
#19147801 - 11/16/13 11:23 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Okay so can someone just tell me (or guess cuz i know you guys have no way of knowing for sure), like in all seriousness, if him asking me if i was 18 had ANYTHING to do with me shoplifting?
|
Ellis Dee
Archangel



Registered: 06/29/01
Posts: 13,104
Loc: Fire in the sky
Last seen: 4 years, 10 months
|
|
Quote:
xbloodwhipx said: Okay so can someone just tell me (or guess cuz i know you guys have no way of knowing for sure), like in all seriousness, if him asking me if i was 18 had ANYTHING to do with me shoplifting?
I associate shoplifting with adolescent kids and middle aged kleptomaniac moms looking for some thrill in their dull lifes.
-------------------- "If the foundations be destroyed, what can the righteous do."-King Solomon And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels,
|
Alan Rockefeller
Mycologist

Registered: 03/10/07
Posts: 48,276
Last seen: 9 hours, 49 minutes
|
|
Quote:
xbloodwhipx said: Okay so can someone just tell me (or guess cuz i know you guys have no way of knowing for sure), like in all seriousness, if him asking me if i was 18 had ANYTHING to do with me shoplifting?
Yes, absolutely. Store employees do not walk around asking customers if they are 18 randomly.
|
xbloodwhipx

Registered: 02/24/12
Posts: 12,791
Last seen: 4 years, 5 months
|
|
Quote:
Alan Rockefeller said:
Quote:
xbloodwhipx said: Okay so can someone just tell me (or guess cuz i know you guys have no way of knowing for sure), like in all seriousness, if him asking me if i was 18 had ANYTHING to do with me shoplifting?
Yes, absolutely. Store employees do not walk around asking customers if they are 18 randomly.
But why did he ask me that? is their some law about arresting shoplifters under 18? Also i think he knew i was lying, i mean shit im 250 pounds
Also why wasnt i detained?
|
Fuckspice
Psychosis connoisseur



Registered: 12/30/12
Posts: 1,393
Loc: America's asshole
Last seen: 9 years, 2 months
|
|
i used to compulsively shoplift when i was younger and i dunno what made me quit. just grew out of it. I always stole handles of vodka, headphones, albums, videogames, gum, ice cream, and almost every time it was out of boredom. you weren't detained because the employee probably had no idea what to do and probably left to get his manager
--------------------
|
Alan Rockefeller
Mycologist

Registered: 03/10/07
Posts: 48,276
Last seen: 9 hours, 49 minutes
|
|
Quote:
xbloodwhipx said: Also why wasnt i detained?
He probably was not in the mood to get his ass beat for $7 an hour.
|
Repertoire89
Cat



Registered: 11/15/12
Posts: 21,773
|
|
Quote:
xbloodwhipx said: Ok im a horrible person and i feel fucking horrible. I was stealing something from a store i steal from all of the time and RIGHT adter i stuck the shit in my pocket and went to another isle an employee approched me and was like "hey bro are you 18" I lied and said no and got the fuck outta there... Will i be caught? Btw im fucking done stealing
Good job on getting out of there, I've been caught a few times myself.
|
Repertoire89
Cat



Registered: 11/15/12
Posts: 21,773
|
Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: NWlight]
#19148061 - 11/17/13 12:42 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
NWlight said:
stealing from a billionaire is no different than stealing from a starving child.
Kantian ethics ftw
Who's kunt?
Like my philosophy professor said, he's dead think for yourself.
|
|