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InvisibleNWlight
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #19145883 - 11/16/13 03:57 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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xbloodwhipx said:
1. im never going to steal again
2. could i get caught?
3. Why did he ask me my age and why wasnt i stopped leaving?
4. i stole a 35 dollar item, but ive probably stolen 300 from that store
5. i took my tag off my car everytime before i stole from that place





1) why won't you tell us what you stole huge dildo

2) you won't get caught but I'm glad this scared you.

3) maybe you were just in a store that requires people to be 18+ and he didn't see ANYTHING and you're just paranoid as fuck


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Offlinexbloodwhipx

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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: NWlight]
    #19145893 - 11/16/13 04:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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NWlight said:
1) why won't you tell us what you stole

2) you won't get caught but I'm glad this scared you.

3) maybe you were just in a store that requires people to be 18+ and he didn't see ANYTHING and you're just paranoid as fuck




I stole headphones. And no i wasnt in a store that requires you to be 18 or older. im glad this scared me also, i feel terrible for stealing all that shit now. I also dont plan on doing it again


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Offlinexbloodwhipx

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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #19145899 - 11/16/13 04:01 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Also he spoke into a mic after i said no, so thats what really made me paranoid. I couldnt hear what he said because i was already speedwalking towards the door.


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InvisibleNWlight
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #19145903 - 11/16/13 04:01 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

maybe he wanted to have sex with you and making sure you're not a minor :derfase:


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OfflineThe5thElement
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: NWlight] * 1
    #19145904 - 11/16/13 04:02 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Was he sexy OP?


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Offlinexbloodwhipx

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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: NWlight]
    #19145906 - 11/16/13 04:03 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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NWlight said:
maybe he wanted to have sex with you and making sure you're not a minor :derfase:



:lol:

I noticed other employees looking at me on the way out the door. Maybe that was because of how sketched i looked tho


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OfflineThe5thElement
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: xbloodwhipx] * 1
    #19145923 - 11/16/13 04:07 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Maybe they were sizing you up for a gang bang :begger:


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Invisiblefee
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #19145924 - 11/16/13 04:07 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Tell us what it was. I can't stand this shit when people tell a story and leave shot out. From now on if anyone does this and dpesnt explain what the the community is asking by pave three. Zero rating from me every time. Will this make people tell us :shrug: all I know is I will be justified.


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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InvisibleNWlight
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: fee]
    #19145927 - 11/16/13 04:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

might want to ninja edit that.

he just said it was headphones.


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Offlinexbloodwhipx

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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: Hobozen]
    #19145932 - 11/16/13 04:09 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)


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blankk said:
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Patlal said:
Next time OP goes to the store to steal something, somebody should rob his apartment




Hack into his computer and let me know when he's logged off the Shroomery.  If he's anything like me he'll be out of the house.



I have a stolen iphone with internet service.







Lol kidding, i bought it


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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: The5thElement]
    #19145941 - 11/16/13 04:11 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

they could have you on camera. get an important freemason relative to make a phone call for you. works for me when I'm in trouble...


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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: fee]
    #19145959 - 11/16/13 04:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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fee said:
Tell us what it was. I can't stand this shit when people tell a story and leave shot out. From now on if anyone does this and dpesnt explain what the the community is asking by pave three. Zero rating from me every time. Will this make people tell us :shrug: all I know is I will be justified.



It was headphones


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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: The5thElement]
    #19145979 - 11/16/13 04:19 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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The5thElement said:
What if this millionaire is like super evil and steal from charities and stuff, then some BMF comes along and steals what he stole, then gives that back to the people who got fucked over? That would be magic right there, except most people would probably keep that money  but not me because I'm like that Robin Hood character.. A BAD MOTHER FUCKER :sip:




http://www.badassoftheweek.com/paleokostas.html

Check this guy out:cool:


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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: MisterSandman] * 1
    #19146068 - 11/16/13 04:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

MisterSandman said:
Quote:

The5thElement said:
What if this millionaire is like super evil and steal from charities and stuff, then some BMF comes along and steals what he stole, then gives that back to the people who got fucked over? That would be magic right there, except most people would probably keep that money  but not me because I'm like that Robin Hood character.. A BAD MOTHER FUCKER :sip:




http://www.badassoftheweek.com/paleokostas.html

Check this guy out:cool:



Absolutely fucking awesome. The levels of balls on that guy. Damn.


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For truly, I say to you, many prophets and righteous people longed to see what you see, and did not see it,
and to hear what you hear, and did not hear it.
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Invisiblefee
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: NWlight]
    #19146070 - 11/16/13 04:41 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

NWlight said:
might want to ninja edit that.

he just said it was headphones.





I didn't zero him. But I'm going to to people who don't tell by page three. I'm so sick of that horse shit.


"Hey guys cops are chassing me and my ass is killing me plus my gf's bullet wound is bleeding bad. What do I do? And before you ask that's all I'm telling about the story"


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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InvisibleNWlight
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: fee]
    #19146075 - 11/16/13 04:42 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

how else will they get attention


I agree though, its a particularly nasty brand of trolling


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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: fee]
    #19146172 - 11/16/13 05:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I dont even keep the shit i steal half of the time. All of my friends have skullcan
Quote:

fee said:
Quote:

NWlight said:
might want to ninja edit that.

he just said it was headphones.





I didn't zero him. But I'm going to to people who don't tell by page three. I'm so sick of that horse shit.


"Hey guys cops are chassing me and my ass is killing me plus my gf's bullet wound is bleeding bad. What do I do? And before you ask that's all I'm telling about the story"



You didnt really need to know what i stole, what i stole had nothing to do with the question i asked


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OfflineMush4Brains
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #19146179 - 11/16/13 05:09 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Yes, it did.

Were you stealing something essential that you simply couldn't afford and couldn't get anywhere else?  People may have sympathy.

No, you were stealing a $35 pair of headphones.


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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #19146194 - 11/16/13 05:13 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

At least tell us they were quality headphones like sennheiser not some beats by dre bullshit or skull candies


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InvisibleNWlight
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Re: Almost caught stealing [Re: schwarg]
    #19146196 - 11/16/13 05:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

they were $35 :smirk:


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