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Anonymous #1

Dick stink...
    #19143449 - 11/15/13 11:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

So my gf really loves giving me head, but a lot of the time shell start to go for it and then pull away because she says it smells too bad... short of showering, is there any way i make make my nether regions smell a little more inviting?


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Re: Dick stink... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19143504 - 11/15/13 11:55 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Baby powder, but get a manly smelling kind. I use this stuff called shower to shower


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Anonymous #2

Re: Dick stink... [Re: Noble]
    #19143525 - 11/16/13 12:00 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

True Story:
I once had an asian hooker come over to give me a hand job after work. I didn't get a chance to shower before she showed up, and I know I had bad dick stink. Well, I figured she would just be giving me a hand job, so no big deal. She decided to give me head, but I couldn't tell her sorry even cuz she couldn't speak english. Anyhow, after a couple minutes, she started gagging, pretty bad. I know it smelled. As I tried to explain to her, she went in the bathroom and got some mouthwash. She would swish some in her mouth, then give me a suck or two. Then swish more, then suck. After a bit, my dick was minty as hell... Took me a while to blow my load cuz of the winterfresh feeling.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Dick stink... [Re: Noble]
    #19143551 - 11/16/13 12:07 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Noble said:
Baby powder, but get a manly smelling kind. I use this stuff called shower to shower



That's weak bro, real men don't shower... C'mon


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Re: Dick stink... [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #19143571 - 11/16/13 12:11 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Bro, Its a product called shower to shower. Furthermore why is everyone posting anonymously?  Every person on this planet has stinky genitalia from time to time, both men and women.


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Re: Dick stink... [Re: Noble]
    #19143598 - 11/16/13 12:19 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Noble said:
Bro, Its a product called shower to shower. Furthermore why is everyone posting anonymously?  Every person on this planet has stinky genitalia from time to time, both men and women.




Yeah, but not all of them call asian hookers.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Dick stink... [Re: Anonymous #2] * 2
    #19143616 - 11/16/13 12:24 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I paid some girl on craigslist to give me a handy when I was at the end of a 5day coke binge.

Didn't shower for 5 days, had shit stains on my underwear, smelt and looked like shit. She started giving me a handy but started sucking it and I came in her mouth. The looked like she just swallowed a dead body.

:lolsy: I felt bad for her


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Re: Dick stink... [Re: Moorning Due]
    #19143641 - 11/16/13 12:30 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Moorning Due said:
Quote:

Noble said:
Bro, Its a product called shower to shower. Furthermore why is everyone posting anonymously?  Every person on this planet has stinky genitalia from time to time, both men and women.




Yeah, but not all of them call asian hookers.



LOL  true man!


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Re: Dick stink... [Re: Noble]
    #19145314 - 11/16/13 01:27 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Probably not your dick as much as it is your balls, ass and the crevices where your thigh meets your meet slab. I don't shower very often but I don't stink either (except for armpits). Just take a washrag with some soap and wash your genitals, asshole and armpits. Face to. It takes less than 5 minutes, you don't use hardly any water or soap. You will figure it out.  That way you don't have to wash your entire body.


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Re: Dick stink... [Re: CounterCulturest]
    #19145642 - 11/16/13 02:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Just take a fucking shower already...


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Re: Dick stink... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19145774 - 11/16/13 03:25 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Baby wipes are also nice when you're in a pinch.

Also,

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I paid some girl on craigslist to give me a handy when I was at the end of a 5day coke binge.

Didn't shower for 5 days, had shit stains on my underwear, smelt and looked like shit. She started giving me a handy but started sucking it and I came in her mouth. The looked like she just swallowed a dead body.

:lolsy: I felt bad for her




:girlofdisapproval:


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Re: Dick stink... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19145870 - 11/16/13 03:54 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I paid some girl on craigslist to give me a handy when I was at the end of a 5day coke binge.

Didn't shower for 5 days, had shit stains on my underwear, smelt and looked like shit. She started giving me a handy but started sucking it and I came in her mouth. The looked like she just swallowed a dead body.

:lolsy: I felt bad for her




How much did she charge you for that LOL ?


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Anonymous #1

Re: Dick stink... [Re: CounterCulturest]
    #19145917 - 11/16/13 04:05 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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CounterCulturest said:

How much did sh charge you for that LOL ?





Originally it was going to be $100, but I sleezed her down to $40 :likeaboss:


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Re: Dick stink... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19147546 - 11/16/13 10:05 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

CounterCulturest said:

How much did sh charge you for that LOL ?





Originally it was going to be $100, but I sleezed her down to $40 :likeaboss:



lol "sleezed" thats great.


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Re: Dick stink... [Re: aw11driver]
    #19147665 - 11/16/13 10:41 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

OP what's wrong with showering? I mean if one were doing the single guy living alone not fucking anybody thing, then I get it, shower monthly or yearly. But if you have a girl and are fucking and sucking on the regular, how and why would you NOT shower?

Or is she that unattractive / unimportant / unskilled in giving head that you can't even be bothered prepping your dick for a proper bj?


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Re: Dick stink... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19152222 - 11/17/13 10:24 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

rub scented oil on your bush to cove up the smell?
but if it smells bad, chances are it tastes bad too and you just need to wash your sweaty balls.


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Re: Dick stink... [Re: broken]
    #19152847 - 11/18/13 04:32 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

just be sure to trim and wash your bush, you don't have to shave because then it will smell even more

sometimes I like to use a wash rag on my pits with soap at the sink but it sounds like you could do the same


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