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Re: I have a crush on an Indian girl.... wat do?? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #19135615 - 11/14/13 10:40 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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I married an Indian Girl. Best decision EVER. She is the bomb and her whole indian family and culture is awesome.

And her mom makes the best food in the world. Seriously west indian cuisine is  :hellyeah:



what if I dont really like spicy food or veggies that much?  Do they like red heads? What would our offspring look like?

her:nvm

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Re: I have a crush on an Indian girl.... wat do?? [Re: morrowasted]
    #19135626 - 11/14/13 10:45 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

morrow you have to eat your spicy veggies, bro

also talking about babies now might be moving a little fast. :lol:


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Re: I have a crush on an Indian girl.... wat do?? [Re: dontknow]
    #19135634 - 11/14/13 10:47 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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morrow you have to eat your spicy veggies, bro

also talking about babies now might be moving a little fast. :lol:



im just curious. i always think about this. i had a black girlfriend for a while and I always wondered what our offspring would look like. I definitely want kids in about 6-10 years.


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Re: I have a crush on an Indian girl.... wat do?? [Re: morrowasted]
    #19135645 - 11/14/13 10:50 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I didn't read any of the thread, but wat do is obvious. Just talk to her, ask her to go out and do something it doesn't matter what. If she's interested she'll say yes.

Then tell her you need babies asap


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Re: I have a crush on an Indian girl.... wat do?? [Re: morrowasted]
    #19135723 - 11/14/13 11:14 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

She could be my wife's sister!


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Re: I have a crush on an Indian girl.... wat do?? [Re: Moonshoe] * 3
    #19135736 - 11/14/13 11:17 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You really shouldn't be posting pictures of people without their consent.


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Re: I have a crush on an Indian girl.... wat do?? [Re: morrowasted]
    #19135780 - 11/14/13 11:28 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

She's fucking someone else bro.


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Re: I have a crush on an Indian girl.... wat do?? [Re: dontknow]
    #19135802 - 11/14/13 11:33 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Pay her father with your fattest pig. I think that's how you take a wife over there




So now he has to buy a pig so he can get the cow?

It seems like an awful lot of farm animals involved


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Re: I have a crush on an Indian girl.... wat do?? [Re: morrowasted]
    #19136286 - 11/14/13 01:58 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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You really shouldn't be posting pictures of people without their consent.




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Re: I have a crush on an Indian girl.... wat do?? [Re: Repertoire89]
    #19136385 - 11/14/13 02:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Just ask her out.

But find something 'intelligent' to do, like go to an art exposition or one of those special classes visiting professors/experts give.

That way in case her folks are super strict, she doesn't need to lie to them and you can have a drink after.


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Re: I have a crush on an Indian girl.... wat do?? [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #19136701 - 11/14/13 03:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Just ask her out.

But find something 'intelligent' to do, like go to an art exposition or one of those special classes visiting professors/experts give.



:loldongs:  sounds like a hoot, i'd love for someone to ask me to go visit an expert : :ohyeahdefinitely:


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Re: I have a crush on an Indian girl.... wat do?? [Re: dontknow]
    #19136790 - 11/14/13 03:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I want to eat Jennifer Lawrence's pussy.


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Re: I have a crush on an Indian girl.... wat do?? [Re: morrowasted]
    #19136989 - 11/14/13 04:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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well I just went over and said hi to her and she she hi but then a student came in for chem tutoring and it was awkward and I just walked away goddammit I hate myself for being such a loser. this doesnt make any sense, I'm a pretty attractive guy with positive things in his life, I ought to be way more confident than some of the bozos I meet who are getting laid left and right at frat parties




OK well, first of all you are totally falling victim to the asian chick mind fuck aura.  don't ever say that to them.  i went to an engineering school that was well over half chinese and indian chicks.  i know first hand, asian chicks somehow mind control white dudes to make themselves feel like pussies.

here is the other thing that i know.  asian chicks fucking like TESTOSTERONE.  it may seem contrary, u know since indian and asian dudes tend to be skinny and nerdy, but asian chicks love a dude with a big fat fucking ego.  it's like, instinct to hunt this shit down so their progeny can attract luxury and get everyone to treat them like a princess.

if ur the kind of guy that get paranoid and self conscious from smokin' weed, i would try to cut back or quit.  if u already have enough confidence to just walk up to the chick and say whatever comes to ur mind without crying or ur legs turning to jello, DO IT.  even if u fail, FAIL!  FAIL AND FAIL AGAIN!!  it's like training, i swear to fucking god that shit is like karate.  just try again and again til u get better/used to her mindfuck powers.  u'll get better at it i promise.

also, try jerking off less.  the goal is to get it so all you have to do is like, say something funny and it causes a laugh-gasm.  if ur spent all the time ur gonna miss.

so remember, train ur spine/testosterone.  asian chicks like MALES.  dun worry if u fail.  just keep at it til u start gettn it right.  u'll get better/used to it with time/practice.  and use humor - conserve ur chi for this, it helps.

OK - peace n good luck


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Re: I have a crush on an Indian girl.... wat do?? [Re: stimpson]
    #19137217 - 11/14/13 05:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

please edit your post dontknow.


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