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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: Schmendrick]
    #19134430 - 11/14/13 01:55 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I don't troll when it comes to relationship advice
That shit sucks.
everything else is fair game tho


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: Schmendrick]
    #19134432 - 11/14/13 01:55 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Sorry to hear that! And there's no shame in crying when you are hurt. If she also cried, that means you were both hurt over it, and because of that I think she didn't want to hurt you, either. Wonder if you chose to remain friends? Are you okay with being around her and maybe helping each other through this situation even if you can't be a couple?


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #19134436 - 11/14/13 01:56 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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rbalzer said:
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volcomstoner said:
Dude, you were crying over a month long relationship
Are you fucking kidding me?
It doesn't take a genius to realize you should move on to something that will actually work

Have fun being hung up on a chick that won't even date you



tell me my future bro. since you obviously know it



I see a lot of crying, no sex, and bitching that your girl won't take you back.

Come back in 6 months and tell me I'm wrong, I fucking dare you


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: kneesocks]
    #19134437 - 11/14/13 01:56 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

fuck some other girl op and you'll feel better
plent of fish in tha sea and all that.


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: Schmendrick]
    #19134439 - 11/14/13 01:56 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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I'm being brutally honest, too.  Rape happens, and this is how it happens sometimes.  If OP is capable of rape, maybe it's time to play his cards.. on the other hand, perhaps he isn't a complete and total douchebag sociopath. Maybe, just maybe rape isn't the way to go here.




not sure if you're condoning rape, it's never Ok. not even to joke about are you actually encouraging that sort of thing?


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: andrewmurray86]
    #19134441 - 11/14/13 01:57 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I've been in that position before I dont care ....


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: andrewmurray86]
    #19134444 - 11/14/13 01:58 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I think the world would be better if rape wasn't so looked down on


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #19134445 - 11/14/13 01:58 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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tell me my future bro. since you obviously know it




Here is your future:  This girl has you by the nuts, and she knows it.  She isn't interested in you really, but she will lead you on, give you just enough attention to keep you interested and to use you for whatever she wants for months, perhaps years on end until you become so emotionally exhausted and sexually frustrated that you finally snap out of it, after which you will have a very hard time entering into any REAL relationship and committing totally to it because you will be damaged goods, emotionally broken, wary of women and scarred for life.


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19134446 - 11/14/13 01:58 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i was talking about being a ho for a day but whatever...


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: Schmendrick]
    #19134449 - 11/14/13 01:59 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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tell me my future bro. since you obviously know it




Here is your future:  This girl has you by the nuts, and she knows it.  She isn't interested in you really, but she will lead you on, give you just enough attention to keep you interested use you for whatever she wants for months, perhaps years on end until you become so emotionally exhausted and sexually frustrated that you finally snap out of it, after which you will have a very hard time entering into any REAL relationship and committing totally to it because you will be damaged goods, emotionally broken, wary of women and scarred for life.



:thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19134465 - 11/14/13 02:04 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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rbalzer said:
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volcomstoner said:
Dude, you were crying over a month long relationship
Are you fucking kidding me?
It doesn't take a genius to realize you should move on to something that will actually work

Have fun being hung up on a chick that won't even date you



tell me my future bro. since you obviously know it



I see a lot of crying, no sex, and bitching that your girl won't take you back.

Come back in 6 months and tell me I'm wrong, I fucking dare you



that whole "i fucking dare you" thing made you sound like a big man. you feel like a big man?


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #19134468 - 11/14/13 02:05 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

No I don't fel ike a big man, but I feel pretty goddamn edgy :cool:


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19134469 - 11/14/13 02:06 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I am 6'4", 270 lbs of muscle... so yeah, I feel like a big man.  What of it?


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: andrewmurray86]
    #19134473 - 11/14/13 02:07 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Schmendrick said:
I'm being brutally honest, too.  Rape happens, and this is how it happens sometimes.  If OP is capable of rape, maybe it's time to play his cards.. on the other hand, perhaps he isn't a complete and total douchebag sociopath. Maybe, just maybe rape isn't the way to go here.




not sure if you're condoning rape, it's never Ok. not even to joke about are you actually encouraging that sort of thing?



lol because you hate my rape humor, you have been brought down 2 stars
RATING RAPE!! Get it??


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: Schmendrick]
    #19134474 - 11/14/13 02:07 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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I am 6'4", 270 lbs of muscle... so yeah, I feel like a big man.  What of it?



no ones talking to you :lol:


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19134478 - 11/14/13 02:08 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Oh and this thread is a joke, if OP isn't going to take advice and just use it for bitching
Sorry for trying to help you, even though you obviously have very little experience with relationships


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    #19134496 - 11/14/13 02:12 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Everyone on the interwebs is 6'4" 270 pounds of muscle


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19134498 - 11/14/13 02:13 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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volcomstoner said:
Quote:

andrewmurray86 said:
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Schmendrick said:
I'm being brutally honest, too.  Rape happens, and this is how it happens sometimes.  If OP is capable of rape, maybe it's time to play his cards.. on the other hand, perhaps he isn't a complete and total douchebag sociopath. Maybe, just maybe rape isn't the way to go here.




not sure if you're condoning rape, it's never Ok. not even to joke about are you actually encouraging that sort of thing?



lol because you hate my rape humor, you have been brought down 2 stars
RATING RAPE!! Get it??





that's cool man. take a real life low to think rape is funny


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: andrewmurray86]
    #19134510 - 11/14/13 02:15 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

wow dude you really reported that
:facepalm:
I guess your pretty butthurt about your ratings


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19134517 - 11/14/13 02:17 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

totally :butthurt: about that one.

rate me down for saying dumb crap not because you said dumb crap


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