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girl just broke up with mee * 1
    #19134210 - 11/14/13 12:48 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I thought we were halfway through a date. One of our more fun dates, until I move in to kiss her and she says wait.

"Can we just be friends?"

Followed by me doing a lot of embarrassing crying. She was only breaking up with me to focus on her sobriety, so my crying made her cry a lot.

Now I've been in my room crying for the past hour. Its been a fun ass night :thumbup:


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #19134211 - 11/14/13 12:50 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #19134217 - 11/14/13 12:51 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

How long have you been together?


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: Schmendrick]
    #19134219 - 11/14/13 12:52 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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k



should i just put you on ignore? You're certainly not a very interesting poster :rolleyes:


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #19134225 - 11/14/13 12:55 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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She was only breaking up with me to focus on her sobriety, so my crying made her cry a lot.




maybe she just needs time to work on herself and get her head strait. just give her some time. time takes time. i have lost relationships because of my drug use and now even sober i still lose relationships because of the other persons drug use


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #19134230 - 11/14/13 12:57 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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She was only breaking up with me to focus on her sobriety, so my crying made her cry a lot.




maybe she just needs time to work on herself and get her head strait. just give her some time. time takes time. i have lost relationships because of my drug use and now even sober i still lose relationships because of the other persons drug use



yeah she got a DUI like a week into the relationship. i was like fuckkkk


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #19134236 - 11/14/13 12:59 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I thought we were halfway through a date. One of our more fun dates, until I move in to kiss her and she says wait.

"Can we just be friends?"

Followed by me doing a lot of embarrassing crying. She was only breaking up with me to focus on her sobriety, so my crying made her cry a lot.

Now I've been in my room crying for the past hour. Its been a fun ass night :thumbup:




I went through the most fucked up breakup I know of a year ago
Keep your head up bro, just keep on moving, that's all we can do, just keep on moving :smile:


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #19134240 - 11/14/13 12:59 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I feel your pain man, some girl who Ive been seeing and i really liked randomly told me fuck off and never talk to her again for NO reason today but whatever theres more then 3 billion girls on this earth so I'm sure I'll find someone else


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: Sled]
    #19134244 - 11/14/13 01:01 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I went through the most fucked up breakup I know of a year ago




wow me too :hug:


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: Sled]
    #19134247 - 11/14/13 01:02 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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rbalzer said:
I thought we were halfway through a date. One of our more fun dates, until I move in to kiss her and she says wait.

"Can we just be friends?"

Followed by me doing a lot of embarrassing crying. She was only breaking up with me to focus on her sobriety, so my crying made her cry a lot.

Now I've been in my room crying for the past hour. Its been a fun ass night :thumbup:




I went through the most fucked up breakup I know of a year ago
Keep your head up bro, just keep on moving, that's all we can do, just keep on moving :smile:



mm, I wanna hear that story. if you don't mind


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #19134256 - 11/14/13 01:05 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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How long have you been together?



sorry didn't see your reply there :lol:

Its only been like a month honestly. But I thought we were off to SUCH a great start. And it caught me so off guard.


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: Psilosopherr] * 3
    #19134272 - 11/14/13 01:10 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

You cried over a month long relationship with a drug addict
dude, you'll find someone better


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19134280 - 11/14/13 01:12 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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You cried over a month long relationship with a drug addict
dude, you'll find someone better



ha. you don't know me.

I really might not. this was my first relationship in over two years. thats what i was crying over more than anything.


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: volcomstoner] * 1
    #19134285 - 11/14/13 01:13 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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You cried over a month long relationship with a drug addict
dude, you'll find someone better



don't see a reason you should be so harsh about it, he must have really liked her, can't fault him for that. :shrug:

Sorry you're hurting man, give it time because that's really all you can do in the end.


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #19134287 - 11/14/13 01:13 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

No you will find someone better, to say you won't is a load of shit
Now man up and go find a better chick


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: mushroom_sandwich]
    #19134290 - 11/14/13 01:13 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I went through the most fucked up breakup I know of a year ago




wow me too :hug:




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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19134294 - 11/14/13 01:15 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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No you will find someone better, to say you won't is a load of shit
Now man up and go find a better chick



she wasn't even bad at all dude....just the DUI :shrug:


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: Sled] * 6
    #19134300 - 11/14/13 01:15 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

once she started crying too you should have said, "we can use our tears as lubrication" and made your move


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #19134305 - 11/14/13 01:16 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

You're missing the point, even if she was a great chick i can guarantee you'll find one that's better and more suited for you


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: Konyap]
    #19134311 - 11/14/13 01:18 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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once she started crying too you should have said, "we can use our tears as lubrication" and made your move



yeah I'm wondering if it would be weird of me to ask for breakup sex.

she was the best sex i ever had too. damn her


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #19134314 - 11/14/13 01:19 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Fuck no that wouldn't be weird, you better get that shit if she's gonna dumo you right when you expected getting a kiss. I'd have been pissed


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: Psilosopherr] * 1
    #19134319 - 11/14/13 01:20 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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k



should i just put you on ignore? You're certainly not a very interesting poster :rolleyes:




Yes I am so!!!! :mad2:  Sometimes I just like to be a dick for no reason.  Deal with it.

Regarding your girl, it sounds like she has issues she needs to work out before she is willing to commit to a relationship, and you should respect that.  If you really like her, the last thing you want to do is badger her into a relationship and then have it go south because she wasn't ready for it.  Wait till she gets her shit together or find someone else.


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19134325 - 11/14/13 01:21 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

maybe she'd even be down to just be casual fuckbuddies while shes getting her life together :rofl:


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: Schmendrick]
    #19134328 - 11/14/13 01:23 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I like all of what you said except waiting for her to get her shit together, no that's the worst thing you could do since your already so broken up about it. The last thing you need is to think there's still a chance with the relationship. Because there isn't, you've already broken up once, it's just not salvagable.

Plus do you really want to be back with her after she dumped you and started fucking other dudes?


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19134342 - 11/14/13 01:28 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I like all of what you said except waiting for her to get her shit together, no that's the worst thing you could do since your already so broken up about it. The last thing you need is to think there's still a chance with the relationship. Because there isn't, you've already broken up once, it's just not salvagable.

Plus do you really want to be back with her after she dumped you and started fucking other dudes?




The only one around here fucking dudes is this guy ^^

If you like this girl, give her some time.  If not, if all you really want is some poontang, then either find it somewhere else or slip the bitch some rufees.


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: volcomstoner] * 1
    #19134349 - 11/14/13 01:30 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I think volcom is just being brutually honest:shrug:

OP would definitely be better off just trying to not think about his ex and just move on...


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19134372 - 11/14/13 01:36 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I'm being brutally honest, too.  Rape happens, and this is how it happens sometimes.  If OP is capable of rape, maybe it's time to play his cards.. on the other hand, perhaps he isn't a complete and total douchebag sociopath. Maybe, just maybe rape isn't the way to go here.


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #19134384 - 11/14/13 01:40 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I like all of what you said except waiting for her to get her shit together, no that's the worst thing you could do since your already so broken up about it. The last thing you need is to think there's still a chance with the relationship. Because there isn't, you've already broken up once, it's just not salvagable.

Plus do you really want to be back with her after she dumped you and started fucking other dudes?




The only one around here fucking dudes is this guy ^^

If you like this girl, give her some time.  If not, if all you really want is some poontang, then either find it somewhere else or slip the bitch some rufees.



dude, it's over, for whatever reason she doesn't want to be with him anymore. And if he thinks he still has a chance he is going to be constantly depressed just waiting for the opportunity to get back with her. He needs to move on and find a different girl, IDC if it sounds like I'm being a dick but it honestly seems like I'm the only one looking out for the OP's best interest.

How often do you a couple breakup and get back together, actually stay together in a happy relationship?

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maybe she'd even be down to just be casual fuckbuddies while shes getting her life together :rofl:



IMO that's a bad idea, you obviously like her a lot and it's best just to cut her out of your life completely.


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19134392 - 11/14/13 01:43 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Quote:

Schmendrick said:
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volcomstoner said:
I like all of what you said except waiting for her to get her shit together, no that's the worst thing you could do since your already so broken up about it. The last thing you need is to think there's still a chance with the relationship. Because there isn't, you've already broken up once, it's just not salvagable.

Plus do you really want to be back with her after she dumped you and started fucking other dudes?




The only one around here fucking dudes is this guy ^^

If you like this girl, give her some time.  If not, if all you really want is some poontang, then either find it somewhere else or slip the bitch some rufees.



dude, it's over, for whatever reason she doesn't want to be with him anymore. And if he thinks he still has a chance he is going to be constantly depressed just waiting for the opportunity to get back with her. He needs to move on and find a different girl, IDC if it sounds like I'm being a dick but it honestly seems like I'm the only one looking out for the OP's best interest.

How often do you a couple breakup and get back together, actually stay together in a happy relationship?

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maybe she'd even be down to just be casual fuckbuddies while shes getting her life together :rofl:



IMO that's a bad idea, you obviously like her a lot and it's best just to cut her out of your life completely.



Apparently volcom knows whats best for me based on the paragraph i wrote.

thanks for the advice, but jeez dude


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #19134397 - 11/14/13 01:45 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I've seen this situation play out over and over again, if someone hangs on they ALWAYS end up getting hurt again.


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19134398 - 11/14/13 01:45 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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How often do you a couple breakup and get back together, actually stay together in a happy relationship?




Dunno.  My sister and her husband have been 'broken up' a few times.  I have no idea how happy they really are though.  Maybe I am just a sappy optimist, but I don't usually cut people off quite as quickly as you are suggesting OP do.


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #19134402 - 11/14/13 01:46 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Dude, you were crying over a month long relationship
Are you fucking kidding me?
It doesn't take a genius to realize you should move on to something that will actually work

Have fun being hung up on a chick that won't even date you


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19134407 - 11/14/13 01:48 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Have fun being hung up on a chick that won't even date you




Am I missing something here?  Let me re-read the original post.  I thought they had been dating already.  If not... if this was the first time, then volcomstoner is right.


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19134408 - 11/14/13 01:48 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

OP
how old are you?
How many relationships have you been in?
How many of them were serious?


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: Schmendrick]
    #19134412 - 11/14/13 01:49 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Have fun being hung up on a chick that won't even date you




Am I missing something here?  Let me re-read the original post.  I thought they had been dating already.  If not... if this was the first time, then volcomstoner is right.



She broke up with him though, and he obviously cares about her more than she cares about him.


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19134414 - 11/14/13 01:50 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

OP makes it sound like they had been dating already.  He needs to clarify, cuz if this girl was not a serious girlfriend already, then I retract everything I have said here.


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: volcomstoner] * 1
    #19134418 - 11/14/13 01:51 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Dude, you were crying over a month long relationship
Are you fucking kidding me?
It doesn't take a genius to realize you should move on to something that will actually work

Have fun being hung up on a chick that won't even date you



^
He is kinda being brutally honest, but it's all true
Just keep moving man, get up, go to work/school, better yourself
Shit happens, just keep moving
Time heals,,
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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: Schmendrick]
    #19134421 - 11/14/13 01:52 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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OP makes it sound like they had been dating already.  He needs to clarify, cuz if this girl was not a serious girlfriend already, then I retract everything I have said here.



they were dating for a month, definitely not a "serious" relationship


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19134426 - 11/14/13 01:53 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Alright then, volcomstoner is ACTUALLY right for once.  Do as he says, whippersnapper.  There are plenty of fish in the sea.


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19134429 - 11/14/13 01:54 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Dude, you were crying over a month long relationship
Are you fucking kidding me?
It doesn't take a genius to realize you should move on to something that will actually work

Have fun being hung up on a chick that won't even date you



tell me my future bro. since you obviously know it


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: Schmendrick]
    #19134430 - 11/14/13 01:55 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I don't troll when it comes to relationship advice
That shit sucks.
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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: Schmendrick]
    #19134432 - 11/14/13 01:55 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Sorry to hear that! And there's no shame in crying when you are hurt. If she also cried, that means you were both hurt over it, and because of that I think she didn't want to hurt you, either. Wonder if you chose to remain friends? Are you okay with being around her and maybe helping each other through this situation even if you can't be a couple?


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #19134436 - 11/14/13 01:56 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Dude, you were crying over a month long relationship
Are you fucking kidding me?
It doesn't take a genius to realize you should move on to something that will actually work

Have fun being hung up on a chick that won't even date you



tell me my future bro. since you obviously know it



I see a lot of crying, no sex, and bitching that your girl won't take you back.

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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: kneesocks]
    #19134437 - 11/14/13 01:56 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

fuck some other girl op and you'll feel better
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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: Schmendrick]
    #19134439 - 11/14/13 01:56 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I'm being brutally honest, too.  Rape happens, and this is how it happens sometimes.  If OP is capable of rape, maybe it's time to play his cards.. on the other hand, perhaps he isn't a complete and total douchebag sociopath. Maybe, just maybe rape isn't the way to go here.




not sure if you're condoning rape, it's never Ok. not even to joke about are you actually encouraging that sort of thing?


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: andrewmurray86]
    #19134441 - 11/14/13 01:57 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I've been in that position before I dont care ....


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: andrewmurray86]
    #19134444 - 11/14/13 01:58 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I think the world would be better if rape wasn't so looked down on


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #19134445 - 11/14/13 01:58 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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tell me my future bro. since you obviously know it




Here is your future:  This girl has you by the nuts, and she knows it.  She isn't interested in you really, but she will lead you on, give you just enough attention to keep you interested and to use you for whatever she wants for months, perhaps years on end until you become so emotionally exhausted and sexually frustrated that you finally snap out of it, after which you will have a very hard time entering into any REAL relationship and committing totally to it because you will be damaged goods, emotionally broken, wary of women and scarred for life.


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19134446 - 11/14/13 01:58 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

i was talking about being a ho for a day but whatever...


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: Schmendrick]
    #19134449 - 11/14/13 01:59 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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tell me my future bro. since you obviously know it




Here is your future:  This girl has you by the nuts, and she knows it.  She isn't interested in you really, but she will lead you on, give you just enough attention to keep you interested use you for whatever she wants for months, perhaps years on end until you become so emotionally exhausted and sexually frustrated that you finally snap out of it, after which you will have a very hard time entering into any REAL relationship and committing totally to it because you will be damaged goods, emotionally broken, wary of women and scarred for life.



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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19134465 - 11/14/13 02:04 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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volcomstoner said:
Dude, you were crying over a month long relationship
Are you fucking kidding me?
It doesn't take a genius to realize you should move on to something that will actually work

Have fun being hung up on a chick that won't even date you



tell me my future bro. since you obviously know it



I see a lot of crying, no sex, and bitching that your girl won't take you back.

Come back in 6 months and tell me I'm wrong, I fucking dare you



that whole "i fucking dare you" thing made you sound like a big man. you feel like a big man?


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #19134468 - 11/14/13 02:05 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

No I don't fel ike a big man, but I feel pretty goddamn edgy :cool:


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19134469 - 11/14/13 02:06 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I am 6'4", 270 lbs of muscle... so yeah, I feel like a big man.  What of it?


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: andrewmurray86]
    #19134473 - 11/14/13 02:07 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I'm being brutally honest, too.  Rape happens, and this is how it happens sometimes.  If OP is capable of rape, maybe it's time to play his cards.. on the other hand, perhaps he isn't a complete and total douchebag sociopath. Maybe, just maybe rape isn't the way to go here.




not sure if you're condoning rape, it's never Ok. not even to joke about are you actually encouraging that sort of thing?



lol because you hate my rape humor, you have been brought down 2 stars
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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: Schmendrick]
    #19134474 - 11/14/13 02:07 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I am 6'4", 270 lbs of muscle... so yeah, I feel like a big man.  What of it?



no ones talking to you :lol:


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19134478 - 11/14/13 02:08 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Oh and this thread is a joke, if OP isn't going to take advice and just use it for bitching
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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: volcomstoner] * 2
    #19134496 - 11/14/13 02:12 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19134498 - 11/14/13 02:13 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Quote:

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Schmendrick said:
I'm being brutally honest, too.  Rape happens, and this is how it happens sometimes.  If OP is capable of rape, maybe it's time to play his cards.. on the other hand, perhaps he isn't a complete and total douchebag sociopath. Maybe, just maybe rape isn't the way to go here.




not sure if you're condoning rape, it's never Ok. not even to joke about are you actually encouraging that sort of thing?



lol because you hate my rape humor, you have been brought down 2 stars
RATING RAPE!! Get it??





that's cool man. take a real life low to think rape is funny


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: andrewmurray86]
    #19134510 - 11/14/13 02:15 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

wow dude you really reported that
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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19134517 - 11/14/13 02:17 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

totally :butthurt: about that one.

rate me down for saying dumb crap not because you said dumb crap


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: andrewmurray86]
    #19134527 - 11/14/13 02:20 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I gave you abad rating because you gave me one, what should I give you a 5 instead?
It pisses me off when I rate someone a zero and they give me a 5 or don't rate me back


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19134530 - 11/14/13 02:22 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Oh and this thread is a joke, if OP isn't going to take advice and just use it for bitching
Sorry for trying to help you, even though you obviously have very little experience with relationships



get more butthurt why don't you. I'm very open to advice, and even took yours.

I just didn't need to hear you keep repeating it. i swear you posted it 3 or 4 times "leave her, leaver her NOW!!!"

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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #19134532 - 11/14/13 02:23 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I'm butthurt?
I'm not the one crying over a month long relationship dude


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19134533 - 11/14/13 02:24 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

It seems you're butthurt over the ratings too... I'm not asking for a 5 for callling you out on a backward mindset... It's a shame you can't accpet that what you said was dumb and utterly abhorrent.

I'll happily give you a 5 somewhere else if it's worth it. This time you deserved a 0


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: andrewmurray86]
    #19134535 - 11/14/13 02:24 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Are you still here? Go away I don't care, rape is funny get over it


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19134537 - 11/14/13 02:26 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I'm butthurt?
I'm not the one crying over a month long relationship dude



crying over my relationship is no where near butthurt

still participating in a thread where no one wants you and getting upset that we don't like what you said? thats butthurt

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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #19134538 - 11/14/13 02:27 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

You know what, I'm sorry your right
I'm totally butthurt right now.
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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: andrewmurray86]
    #19134553 - 11/14/13 02:34 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19134555 - 11/14/13 02:35 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:highfive:
I got a PM from an admin saying my rating was removed
If this guy had any redeeming qualities I would change his rating
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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19134557 - 11/14/13 02:37 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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:highfive:
I got a PM from an admin saying my rating was removed
If this guy had any redeeming qualities I would change his rating
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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: andrewmurray86]
    #19134562 - 11/14/13 02:38 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19134568 - 11/14/13 02:40 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

one day maybe...

but like I said, I'm not upset with ya, I'll give you a 5 down track if you deserve. This time your words were sickening and got a 0, you gave one back because you got upset about it. trying to prove a point? not sure man... just let it go


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19134569 - 11/14/13 02:41 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I gave him a zero rating just to see what would happen, it took him down a shroom.. I deleted it though, I just wanted to see how much power I had...


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19134571 - 11/14/13 02:43 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

LOL
I would laugh so hard if he got 1 shroom over this whole situation
That's what he gets for reporting me from an innocent rating
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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #19134573 - 11/14/13 02:43 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

How old are you, not being mean just asking? I don't see how its possible to be THAT upset over a month long relationship, I could see being upset, but crying. I just got out of a 4 1/2 year relationship.

She hooked up with my friend to get back at me over an argument. I didn't cry after that. Again I'm not being mean I'm just saying that this may be a sign that you're over emotional and come off strange and too needy and she didnt like it and left, at least that's what I imagine it. Itl get better dude, right now your just in the "I'm so used to being in touch with her 24/7 and always havin her to talk to and now I'm alone" phase.


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19134574 - 11/14/13 02:45 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

it's sick dude, own it. rape ain't funny. you balls'd up


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    #19134575 - 11/14/13 02:46 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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you're over emotional and come off strange and too needy and she didnt like it and left



That was pretty much what I got out of it, I mean if you're this upset over such a short relationship...
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    #19134576 - 11/14/13 02:46 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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it's sick dude, own it. rape ain't funny. you balls'd up



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    #19134577 - 11/14/13 02:47 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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tell me my future bro. since you obviously know it




Here is your future:  This girl has you by the nuts, and she knows it.  She isn't interested in you really, but she will lead you on, give you just enough attention to keep you interested use you for whatever she wants for months, perhaps years on end until you become so emotionally exhausted and sexually frustrated that you finally snap out of it, after which you will have a very hard time entering into any REAL relationship and committing totally to it because you will be damaged goods, emotionally broken, wary of women and scarred for life.



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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: NotTheDevil] * 1
    #19134579 - 11/14/13 02:48 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19134581 - 11/14/13 02:49 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I have a rape cape, I wear the rape cape when I rape.


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19134583 - 11/14/13 02:49 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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it's sick dude, own it. rape ain't funny. you balls'd up



No. rape jokes are some of my favorite jokes
:shrug:




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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: Chowder963]
    #19134584 - 11/14/13 02:50 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Damn I need to get me a rape cape, and leave all the juices on it from previous rapes
Just so my next victim doesn't think she's "special" or some silly shit like taht


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19134586 - 11/14/13 02:51 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Damn I need to get me a rape cape, and leave all the juices on it from previous rapes
Just so my next victim doesn't think she's "special" or some silly shit like taht



After enough rapes, the juices will solidify your rape cape into a suit of rape mail


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #19134594 - 11/14/13 02:56 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I'm 20. Just an emotional guy

god i wish volcolm would fucking leave. thanks for ruining this thread by being a faggot/asshole


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #19134596 - 11/14/13 02:57 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Sounds like a good way to get busted for multiple rapes:shrug:


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19134603 - 11/14/13 02:59 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Bust what, a nut


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19134604 - 11/14/13 02:59 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Real men don't get caught. That's what my dad always told me.


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: Chowder963]
    #19134616 - 11/14/13 03:05 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:lolsy:


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #19134630 - 11/14/13 03:14 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I'm 20. Just an emotional guy

god i wish volcolm would fucking leave. thanks for ruining this thread by being a faggot/asshole



jeez bro I'm sorry
i didn't know you felt that way
I'll be on my way now


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19134637 - 11/14/13 03:19 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: Chowder963]
    #19134638 - 11/14/13 03:20 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I have a rape cape, I wear the rape cape when I rape.



Pffft, wimp, I already have rape mail :snub:


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: volcomstoner] * 1
    #19134649 - 11/14/13 03:26 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Jeez people stfu the guy is hurting and all you do is shout all this abuse at him, true its always good to move on but you cant tell him that his relationship didnt mean anything if you dont know him personally. Time heals all wounds... just slowly.


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #19134969 - 11/14/13 07:22 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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You cried over a month long relationship with a drug addict
dude, you'll find someone better



ha. you don't know me.

I really might not. this was my first relationship in over two years. thats what i was crying over more than anything.




Hey believe me man. I don't exactly consider myself the most attractive or interesting dude on the planet... My ex broke up with me after a 2 and a half year relationship because she wanted to "make out with random drunk boys down town". I shit you not. Quote unquote. I was devastated... Bawling my eyes out and making stupid posts on the relationship forum. 3 months down the road I find a girl who fits me like a glove. Likes to trip, similar perspectives on life, likes to skate, play guitar, is infinitely more attractive than my ex etc. It's been 6 months now and things have been pretty solid. I will never make that mistake again. Just give yourself some credit and give it some time :grin: Best of luck to you bud :sun:


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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: kakashi68]
    #19135039 - 11/14/13 07:54 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Jeez people stfu the guy is hurting and all you do is shout all this abuse at him, true its always good to move on but you cant tell him that his relationship didnt mean anything if you dont know him personally. Time heals all wounds... just slowly.




OP, amidst all the (digusting, sociopathic, violent) rape jokes, there is some good advice in here.

Sorry you're hurting, but you need to let her go and focus on yourself. cultivate hobbies, chill with your friends, someone else better WILL come along.

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Re: girl just broke up with mee [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #19135055 - 11/14/13 07:54 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

This thread has been closed.

Reason:
Rape jokes are NOT appropriate material for the Pub. It's disgusting to me to see 3 or 4 guys hop on the bandwagon and joke about a violent crime. :sad: OP next time you want relationship advice, post your thread in the Sexuality & Relationship forum, and you'll actually get sincere advice.


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