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Stolen..... Wont get far
    #19129561 - 11/13/13 12:40 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

About three hours ago my boss took off out of the shop in his jacked up Suburban to go to the hospital for a family emergency. This is a company vehicle mind you used for off-road vehicle recoveries. Hella noticeable with company paint scheme, 18in tall logos, big ass tires, lights on every corner. Every cop in the county knows this vehicle.

So my night shift partner takes off to go grab my boss in his truck and calls me just a few minutes ago. He said his gf, who is a gas station clerk, called him asking who was driving the suburban. He tells her "call the fuzz and go pull the keys, that fucker is stolen". When she confronted the bitch driving it this lady freaked out and took off out of the lot without getting any fuel into it.

This truck is so built up you can actually watch the fuel gauge drop. Won't be long before it sputters to a stop as it was almost out of fuel when my boss left in it. I'm just waiting to get a location on it so I can head out there in our big rollback to scoop it up.

Fuckin tweakers.......


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Re: Stolen..... Wont get far [Re: Aircooled]
    #19129580 - 11/13/13 12:46 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Your boss probably sold it for meth...


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Re: Stolen..... Wont get far [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19129595 - 11/13/13 12:53 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

so big insuraned truck gets jacked..

its insured.. who cares.


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Re: Stolen..... Wont get far [Re: rackem]
    #19129639 - 11/13/13 01:10 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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so big insuraned truck gets jacked..

its insured.. who cares.




Emotional attachment. You know how dudes get with their trucks.


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Re: Stolen..... Wont get far [Re: Aircooled]
    #19129640 - 11/13/13 01:11 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

does ur boss know about it yet?


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Re: Stolen..... Wont get far [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19129642 - 11/13/13 01:11 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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mjmihalov said:
Your boss probably sold it for meth...




Fucker better come correct and break bread with some shards then.


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Re: Stolen..... Wont get far [Re: Aircooled]
    #19129663 - 11/13/13 01:18 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Aircooled said:
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mjmihalov said:
Your boss probably sold it for meth...




Fucker better come correct and break bread with some shards then.




I legituloled at that^^


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Re: Stolen..... Wont get far [Re: Aircooled]
    #19129668 - 11/13/13 01:21 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Aircooled said:
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mjmihalov said:
Your boss probably sold it for meth...




Fucker better come correct and break bread with some shards then.



:lol:


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Re: Stolen..... Wont get far [Re: Aircooled]
    #19129669 - 11/13/13 01:23 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

yeah... shit bro trucks aint nothing to get all lovey about imo...


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Re: Stolen..... Wont get far [Re: Schmendrick]
    #19129672 - 11/13/13 01:24 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

....And the cops got her. Not too hard to figure out where she went when she pulled out of the gas station on to one of two highways going south out of town.


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Re: Stolen..... Wont get far [Re: rackem] * 1
    #19129678 - 11/13/13 01:26 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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yeah... shit bro trucks aint nothing to get all lovey about imo...




This is Wyoming. We loves our trucks more then our womens. Spend more on them too.


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Re: Stolen..... Wont get far [Re: Aircooled]
    #19129682 - 11/13/13 01:27 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:rofl:
:thumbup:
Now lets celebrate with some of them shards


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Re: Stolen..... Wont get far [Re: Aircooled]
    #19129687 - 11/13/13 01:29 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

least wyoming lifted trucks are 4x4

more than california can say for their population of lifted trucks.
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Re: Stolen..... Wont get far [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19129688 - 11/13/13 01:29 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

That would be so fuckin nice. Get spun and take that jacked up 'Burban prairie hoppin.


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Re: Stolen..... Wont get far [Re: Aircooled]
    #19129694 - 11/13/13 01:32 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Every time I see a 2wd pickup here I'm like, "bought the wife a truck to haul groceries in huh? Cute."


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Re: Stolen..... Wont get far [Re: Aircooled]
    #19129701 - 11/13/13 01:38 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:lol:
Fuck, I haven't seen a 2WD truck in a while here, sometimes I forget they exist until I am ocasionally reminded and proceed to laugh my ass off.
That's just fucking useless


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Re: Stolen..... Wont get far [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19129834 - 11/13/13 02:43 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

2wd are cool. i sse no humor in them


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Re: Stolen..... Wont get far [Re: zZZz]
    #19129841 - 11/13/13 02:48 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Maybe old school 2wd hot rod pickups.


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Re: Stolen..... Wont get far [Re: Aircooled]
    #19133623 - 11/13/13 10:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Happy to hear!


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Re: Stolen..... Wont get far [Re: zZZz]
    #19133630 - 11/13/13 10:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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2wd are cool. i sse no humor in them





Right?
It's just a truck that isn't used to go off roading. 
If you don't need 4WD truck and save money by just buying a 2WD truck I guess you're a comedian.


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