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goodbye america: hosurance edition CH
    #19133006 - 11/13/13 07:49 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Holy shit I about died reading this. It's from http://heartiste.wordpress.com/, chateau. A level 99 grand wizard.

At least check the pictures, funny as fuck.

All credit to CH.

"Goodbye, America: Hosurance Edition

November 13, 2013 by CH

Our devolving culture is disaggregating into its origin slime so rapidly it’s hard to distinguish parody from reality anymore. Behold:

Do not adjust your vertical or horizontal. What you are seeing is real. It’s an Obamacare ad campaign, currently appearing in Colorado (which means Coloradan taxpayers may be funding this flagrant farce). As an astute reader noted, advertising can be pretty creative when there’s only one choice on the menu.

Just when you think you’ve got a handle on how low the US elite can go catering to the orc and pork armies, a new shit pit is excavated. Ponder the above.

- Ebonics website URL (doyougotinsurance.com? what’s next? muhfugginfreeshit.com?)
- Fat ass chick crushing her giant pink ball. This is the new rotund normal, you’d better embrace it, fucknozzle. I don’t care if your hands can’t reach past her second belly fold.
- The dispensing with any pretense that Obamacare is about anything other than a money spigot that no one (worth caring about) has to pay for.
- The ankle tattoos. Is that a “Z”? Did Zorro rapier her snatch and leave his calling card?
- Gotta love the wine and exercise juxtaposition. Yeah, that’s how you want to work out… drunk.
- Success in life is measured by how many good bottles of wine you can score.
- The whole scene is meant to evoke the livin’ LARGE lifestyle of the modern SWPL brunch-scarfing, egg-dying, government-idolizing liberal tart. I think the fat one is shitting Shonda Rhimes.
- Dat manjaw on the left one. In case you forgot that testosterone-charged women are now running the show… into the ground.
- Ali and Caitlin are not sweatin’ it, because women were not put on this earth to worry about how they’ll pay for all their nice shit. Who are you, some misogynist who wants to stop giving women freebies? *squaawk* War on women!

You want to rebuke the ruling class for assuming the average American woman is an idiot, but then they have a point. This is our culture now, and the lords of lies are merely speaking the primitive language of their degraded subjects.

Another one:

Why do ads that, by any reasonable suspicion, seem primarily aimed at the problems of minorities, feature white people? CYA? Revised expectations? Or is it that our new healthcare overlords know they need white people on board, because who else is gonna fund this free lunch extravaganza? We’re living in a banksters paradise, and you’re the sucker.

“OMG, he’s hot!”

OMG, the country is going bankrupt.

“Let’s hope he’s as easy to get as this birth control.”

Because men are hard to entice with sexual favors. :roll:

“My health insurance covers the pill, which means all I have to worry about is getting him between the covers.”

Slut pride. Daddy’s little girl is all growed up. The disclaimer is a riot. What’s this “common sense” they speak of? Not sleeping with every man who will dump a quickly forgotten fuck in her? Talk about a fine print buzzkill.

“Susie & Nate, Hot to Trot”

Girl: He doesn’t have to stick it in my pooper anymore! *thumbs up*
Guy: You mean I can cum in this sloot and get my Aunt Gertrude and that fat beta in accounting to pay for the privilege? *smirk*

CH has drawn up amended — and more bracingly honest — editions of these CO Obamacare “hosurance” ads.


Hold on… I’m getting an image in my head… a picture is forming… a picture of America in 2013. Ah, here it is:

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:datass:


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And I will bring you out from the people, and will gather you out of the countries wherein ye are scattered, with a mighty hand, and with a stretched out arm, and with fury poured out.


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Re: goodbye america: hosurance edition CH [Re: JesusIsLord]
    #19133042 - 11/13/13 07:56 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: goodbye america: hosurance edition CH [Re: JesusIsLord]
    #19133070 - 11/13/13 08:03 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

It worries me that obama did not openly apologize for bengazi, nsa spying, or any of the other scandals. But when obamas stupid healthcare website fails he apologizes on tv to everyone. Maybe we should stop invading/spending money on foreign countries and have free heathcare? I thought those top two were fake at first lol this countries done for.


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Re: goodbye america: hosurance edition CH [Re: look_at_the_sky]
    #19133101 - 11/13/13 08:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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look_at_the_sky said:
It worries me that obama did not openly apologize for bengazi, nsa spying, or any of the other scandals. But when obamas stupid healthcare website fails he apologizes on tv to everyone. Maybe we should stop invading/spending money on foreign countries and have free heathcare? I thought those top two were fake at first lol this countries done for.



oh i immediately knew they were genuine.

shock and awe is over. nothing will shock me anymore, what would once have been considered massive sarcasm/hyperbole, is now normal.


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