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Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy.
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http://i.imgur.com/wAmenj8.jpg
I mean for the cost of development, they fucking better look this good. However with all the problems they are having do you think it is worth the price? Recently, the inspector general for the defense department found 719 problems with the F-35.
http://www.defenseone.com/management/2013/10/watchdog-finds-719-problems-pentagons-f-35-program/71154/?oref=d-interstitial-continue
Internal Pentagon memos suggested scrapping it all together.
http://rt.com/usa/pentagon-f35-stealth-bomber-963/
But seriously, all problems aside, I got partial chub looking at this picture.
Click the link for full size image.
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: Mush4Brains]
#19131937 - 11/13/13 03:59 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Full chub activated.
I gotta... go... cook dinner? Ya that's it.
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: Enjoywho]
#19131952 - 11/13/13 04:03 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: Mush4Brains]
#19131981 - 11/13/13 04:09 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Not bad. I prefer the F-22
We have them flying around Honolulu. Sexy and you should hear them!
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: Rose]
#19131983 - 11/13/13 04:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I think we should just turn this into a picture of military plane thread. Cervantes, post some sick looking F-22s, stat.
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: Mush4Brains]
#19131990 - 11/13/13 04:12 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I am on my phone.
Can't.
But really, they are SO quiet. Nothing like the F-15 they are replacing. They sound, well... new.
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: Rose]
#19132000 - 11/13/13 04:15 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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If the F-35 weren't three times more expensive than what Lockheed predicted it would be, I would find them much sexier.
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: Patlal]
#19132019 - 11/13/13 04:20 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Whats with the Grey painters tape all over it? Kinda looks like its halfway through a paint job. Other than that it is certainly a sexy piece!
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: Patlal]
#19132030 - 11/13/13 04:25 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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"It's not duct tape. Between developing the coating for F-22 and F-35 Lockheed and subcontractors developed a new panel edge coating that was more chip resistant but it's a slightly different material and the color is different so maintainers can easily identify where the edge is."
A quote I got from the Reddit thread I stole the picture from.
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: Mush4Brains]
#19132050 - 11/13/13 04:30 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I know its not duct tape, that would be kinda funny But interesting factoid Mush
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: danlennon3]
#19132058 - 11/13/13 04:32 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I personally like the look of it too.
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: Mush4Brains]
#19132590 - 11/13/13 06:43 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I think it looks kind of shitty
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: Mush4Brains] 1
#19132619 - 11/13/13 06:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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A sexy killing machine?
It ejaculates firey death in to the enemy kind of thing.
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: Ellis Dee]
#19132632 - 11/13/13 06:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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yeah our military is dope as fuck
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: volcomstoner]
#19132709 - 11/13/13 07:05 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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sr71 is the best 
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: JesusIsLord]
#19132775 - 11/13/13 07:13 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Lol those look like sperm or newts.
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: Mush4Brains]
#19132790 - 11/13/13 07:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Nah, I don't think it looks all that great. If it were a person it would be short and fat.
Just by looking at it two of the biggest fundamental problems with this jet are very apparent: Too much weight and not enough wing.
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: Enjoywho]
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then it must be based on a good design.
The SR-71 was the world's fastest and highest-flying operational manned aircraft throughout its career. On 28 July 1976, SR-71 serial number 61-7962, broke the world record: an "absolute altitude record" of 85,069 feet (25,929 m).[8][78][79][80] Several aircraft exceeded this altitude in zoom climbs but not in sustained flight.[8] That same day SR-71, serial number 61-7958 set an absolute speed record of 1,905.81 knots (2,193.2 mph; 3,529.6 km/h), approximately mach 3.3.[8][80]
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: Viveka]
#19132814 - 11/13/13 07:19 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Not enough missiles imo.
And lol I'm sure it flies pretty damn good.
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: Enjoywho]
#19132819 - 11/13/13 07:20 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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oooooohhhhit flies fast fucking boring....
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: volcomstoner]
#19132826 - 11/13/13 07:21 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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volcomstoner said: oooooohhhhit flies fast fucking boring....
oooooohhhhhh it looks cool. fucking boring....
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: volcomstoner]
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Agreed where the fuck are all the sexy missiles.
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: Enjoywho]
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Agreed where the fuck are all the sexy missiles.
it doesn't need them. it was a recon plane, if it got engaged by SAMs or bogeys it just outran them. no sr71 was ever shot down
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: JesusIsLord]
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: Mush4Brains]
#19132879 - 11/13/13 07:30 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Aren't they riddled with problems and budget blow outs?
I think Aus were getting some like 3 years ago... but still waiting... I think we bought a lemon
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: JesusIsLord]
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oooooohhhhhh it looks cool. fucking boring....

I agree with that also
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volcomstoner said: oooooohhhhit flies fast fucking boring....
Agreed where the fuck are all the sexy missiles.
it doesn't need them. it was a recon plane, if it got engaged by SAMs or bogeys it just outran them. no sr71 was ever shot down
Recon... GAY
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: volcomstoner]
#19132896 - 11/13/13 07:32 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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i think it's a badass plane. 2,200 mph? i can only imagine. shit could get you from seattle to new york in like 2-3 hours
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: JesusIsLord]
#19132906 - 11/13/13 07:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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JesusIsLord said: sr71 is the best 

Have you ever been next to one of these in real life,? They are way smaller then the look but are my favorite also..
I like the looks of the 35's it looks like what a Lamborghini version of the F-15 would be ..
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#19132912 - 11/13/13 07:35 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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i think it's a badass plane. 2,200 mph? i can only imagine. shit could get you from seattle to new york in like 2-3 hours
I could run backwards faster than that
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: andrewmurray86]
#19132916 - 11/13/13 07:35 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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andrewmurray86 said: Aren't they riddled with problems and budget blow outs?
I think Aus were getting some like 3 years ago... but still waiting... I think we bought a lemon
Yeah Canada was supposed to get some too, not sure if that's still on.
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: reality_check]
#19132919 - 11/13/13 07:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Have you ever been next to one of these in real life,? They are way smaller then the look but are my favorite also..
I like the looks of the 35's it looks like what a Lamborghini version of the F-15 would be .. 
yes, I have been next to a few of them. it's still a big ass plane
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: volcomstoner]
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i think it's a badass plane. 2,200 mph? i can only imagine. shit could get you from seattle to new york in like 2-3 hours
I could run backwards faster than that
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: andrewmurray86]
#19132945 - 11/13/13 07:39 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I think Aus were getting some like 3 years ago... but still waiting... I think we bought a lemon
Did you not read my OP? Come on man.
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: Mush4Brains]
#19132950 - 11/13/13 07:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I prefer paper airplanes
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: Viveka]
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Viveka said: Nah, I don't think it looks all that great. If it were a person it would be short and fat.
Just by looking at it two of the biggest fundamental problems with this jet are very apparent: Too much weight and not enough wing.
You obviously don't know shit about airplanes. The SR-71 was designed to be a very high altitude reconnasaince aircraft. At low altitudes it is ungainly and all the panels fit loosley, and it leaked like a sieve. That was by design. At very high altitudes and high speeds, the seals expand and the airframe heated up (over 300 degrees C at some points) causing the panels to expand into place and form a very rigid airframe. the airframe was also corrugated metal which added to the strenght and in addition, its weight was much less than obvious because it used titanium in the airframe extensively. There were also other aerodynamic tricks that were implemented in order for it to go really fast at really high altitudes. The exact speed and altitude are thought to be somewhere over mach 3 and 125,000 feet.
It exactly what it was designed to do, to perfection.
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: starfire_xes]
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: Shroomopotamus]
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Real planes have props. But I got to hump a f22 before I got out. It is just a sexy in person. I never got to hump the sr71 but I have humped a f117a and a b1b and my personal favorite the a10 warthog. The a10 was one of the last at our base to still have the shark teeth painted on it. Just something sexy about a big godamn gun with wings shoved on the side of it.
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: JesusIsLord]
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I like the SR-71...
It's my favorite plane to fly in FSX.
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: Mush4Brains]
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I think Aus were getting some like 3 years ago... but still waiting... I think we bought a lemon
Did you not read my OP? Come on man.
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magicbroncoride said: Real planes have props. But I got to hump a f22 before I got out. It is just a sexy in person. I never got to hump the sr71 but I have humped a f117a and a b1b and my personal favorite the a10 warthog. The a10 was one of the last at our base to still have the shark teeth painted on it. Just something sexy about a big godamn gun with wings shoved on the side of it. 
I agree A-10's are just nasty flying tanks. they can take all sorts of punishment and fly just fine. That is one hell of a Mechanics Aircraft. and dirty sexy..
I was a crew chief on F-15 for many years and banged a few girls in the engine intakes a few times on the weekends. cool jet also, but lost the flair after it pissing hydro and gas on me for so many years.
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: starfire_xes]
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Just by looking at it two of the biggest fundamental problems with this jet are very apparent: Too much weight and not enough wing.
You obviously don't know shit about airplanes. The SR-71 was designed to be a very blah blah blah blah
Are you fucked up? Do you have the attention span to realize who people are replying to and what that means in terms of context? Jesus Christ, I was talking about the shitbird F-35. SR-71 is dope.
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: reality_check]
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magicbroncoride said: Real planes have props. But I got to hump a f22 before I got out. It is just a sexy in person. I never got to hump the sr71 but I have humped a f117a and a b1b and my personal favorite the a10 warthog. The a10 was one of the last at our base to still have the shark teeth painted on it. Just something sexy about a big godamn gun with wings shoved on the side of it. 
I agree A-10's are just nasty flying tanks. they can take all sorts of punishment and fly just fine. That is one hell of a Mechanics Aircraft. and dirty sexy..
I was a crew chief on F-15 for many years and banged a few girls in the engine intakes a few times on the weekends. cool jet also, but lost the flair after it pissing hydro and gas on me for so many years.
ahhh the memories..

The A-10 is my kind of aircraft. It can take it and it sure can dish it out.
Very welcome sight to troops on the ground.
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: setb]
#19136957 - 11/14/13 04:29 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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That sound.... 
A-10 GAU-8, 30mm Gatling gun sound.
That gun
The SR-71's replacement... SR-72,
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In a recent announcement Lockheed Martin has said it will finally develop the SR-71’s successor, the SR-72.
“Envisioned as an unmanned aircraft, the SR-72 would fly at speeds up to Mach 6, or six times the speed of sound. At this speed, the aircraft would be so fast, an adversary would have no time to react or hide.” Says a Lockheed press release.
“Hypersonic aircraft, coupled with hypersonic missiles, could penetrate denied airspace and strike at nearly any location across a continent in less than an hour,” said Brad Leland, Lockheed Martin program manager, Hypersonics. “Speed is the next aviation advancement to counter emerging threats in the next several decades. The technology would be a game-changer in theater, similar to how stealth is changing the battlespace today.”
More impressive than the SR-72’s performance statistics might be it’s expected delivery date. The aviation giant believes it can have SR-72’s “operational” by 2030.
Only 17 years off....
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But really, they are SO quiet. Nothing like the F-15 they are replacing. They sound, well... new.
I love the sound of those F-15's, they fly them out of the Kingsley Field Air National Guard Base and sometimes do hot laps around the Medford airport and the nearby VA Rehab Center. Back when i used to work nearby I'd go out and watch them fly around. The sound they make when the decide to fly straight up is dandy.
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: 4runner]
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: 4runner]
#19136968 - 11/14/13 04:32 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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2030 isn't exactly "impressive"...
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: TrentBoyett]
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My guess is it's much sooner than that. Better to under promise and over deliver than to over promise and under deliver
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: Mush4Brains]
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top speed?
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: imachavel]
#19137476 - 11/14/13 06:22 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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4400 mph ish
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: Mush4Brains]
#19137733 - 11/14/13 07:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'll take three, where do I place my order?
What's the difference between the new f35 and the one that has been in development? The paint-job?
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: Dest]
#19138174 - 11/14/13 08:29 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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The main difference is that one will be recalled on safety/stability issues a bit sooner than the other...
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: andrewmurray86]
#19138198 - 11/14/13 08:34 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Something was making circular contrails above me today. You don't see that very often.
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: Dest]
#19138231 - 11/14/13 08:42 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Dest said: What's the difference between the new f35 and the one that has been in development? The paint-job?
They're the same thing. The paint jobs are simply for show. The picture I posted in the OP is the most likely combat color that they have.
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: Mush4Brains]
#19138298 - 11/14/13 08:54 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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By the time they get the bugs ironed out of the F-35--AKA the 'Flying Federal Reserve Bank'--it will be obsolete.
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: starfire_xes]
#19147455 - 11/16/13 09:34 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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F-22 taking off
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: Mush4Brains]
#19147493 - 11/16/13 09:49 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I saw an F-18 do that at an airshow in the 80's. F-18 is the loudest airplane in the world.
They have the F-22s at Holloman AFB just outside my hometown in New Mexico. The 49th TFW. Back when the stealth was under development, in the early 80's, there were all kinds of 'UFO sightings' around there.
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: JesusIsLord]
#19147497 - 11/16/13 09:49 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: starfire_xes]
#19147522 - 11/16/13 09:55 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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starfire_xes said: I saw an F-18 do that at an airshow in the 80's. F-18 is the loudest airplane in the world.
They have the F-22s at Holloman AFB just outside my hometown in New Mexico. The 49th TFW. Back when the stealth was under development, in the early 80's, there were all kinds of 'UFO sightings' around there. 
Well, if you want to get technical, they were "UFO." lol
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: Mush4Brains]
#19147536 - 11/16/13 10:02 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I used to work out at White Sand Missile Range. My radar site used to get get attacked by F-111's testing their systems. Those fuckers came so fast that we didn't hear them until they passed right over us at about 300ft. They were a lot more fun to play against than F-15's.
Outside once in a while we would see those prototypes of the F-117 and it was like WTF???
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: Z O M G]
#19147544 - 11/16/13 10:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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JesusIsLord said: sr71 is the best 

they have SR-72's now.
We already talked about that... It's not out yet, it's not projected to be done until 2030...
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: starfire_xes]
#19147559 - 11/16/13 10:11 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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starfire_xes said: I used to work out at White Sand Missile Range. My radar site used to get get attacked by F-111's testing their systems. Those fuckers came so fast that we didn't hear them until they passed right over us at about 300ft. They were a lot more fun to play against than F-15's.
Outside once in a while we would see those prototypes of the F-117 and it was like WTF???
That's super fucking cool. I feel like in all aspects of technology we're bumping up against a wall that will hold us back for generations.
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: Mush4Brains]
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I also worked there for a company that had Korean Era F-86's used as drones, and also flown by pilots. there was a bunch of retired air force pilots that worked there, god fucking fighter pilots are ate up. those guys would rather fly airplanes than fuck.
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: starfire_xes]
#19147571 - 11/16/13 10:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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To be honest if somebody told me go fly this fighter jet or go fuck this woman, I'd probably go fly that jet. Pussy can be had 24/7... flying a jet, not so much.
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: Mush4Brains]
#19147581 - 11/16/13 10:18 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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True that.
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Mush4Brains said: I feel like in all aspects of technology we're bumping up against a wall that will hold us back for generations.
Are you kidding? In the last hundred years we went from the invention of the combustion engine to spaceflight, shit is finally heating up!
I feel in a thread about fighter jet the F-4 phantom must be mentioned. The last of the true dogfighters.
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: Lynnch]
#19147588 - 11/16/13 10:20 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Are you kidding? In the last hundred years we went from the invention of the combustion engine to spaceflight, shit is finally heating up!
No, I'm not kidding. We're hitting a wall where it is starting to take longer and longer (and way more money) to come up with new tech.
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I feel in a thread about fighter jet the F-4 phantom must be mentioned.
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: Mush4Brains]
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: Lynnch]
#19147672 - 11/16/13 10:42 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Me and my brother used to be obsessed with planes when I was younger. I thought about becoming a fighter pilot but then I got into buddhism and decided I didn't want to go military.
It would be a cool path to take though. And my vision is really good.
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: Acaterpillar]
#19147685 - 11/16/13 10:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ditto. I dreamed of flying jets and riding my motorcycle in a leather jacket and aviators and going to bang my blonde bombshell girlfriend... err yea.
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: Lynnch]
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Pretty much
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: Mush4Brains]
#19147845 - 11/16/13 11:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I mean for the cost of development, they fucking better look this good. However with all the problems they are having do you think it is worth the price? Recently, the inspector general for the defense department found 719 problems with the F-35.
Is that a lot of problems for something as complicated as an jet fighter? I only ask because i don't know.
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Re: Damn, the new F-35s look fucking sexy. [Re: Irfan]
#19148094 - 11/17/13 12:50 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I agree the F-4 was one of the baddest ass jets of all time. But i was big and heavy (and fast) and not as manuverable as a Mig but....in the hands of a good pilot that fucker was king of the sky. The Israeli Air Force used the F-4 Phantom for years. The naval version was even heavier because it had to land on carriers.
There used to be a video on youtube of an F-4 shooting down North vietnams top ace with a radar guided missile but I can't find it.
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