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InvisibleBlackWidow
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Re: jehovas getting on my last nerve.. [Re: Patlal]
    #19131023 - 11/13/13 12:25 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Patlal said:
Here's how I deal with them:

When they say that god has an important message for me I answer "I don't deal with messengers, if it's that important, tell him to come see me in person"



:lolsy:

On a serious note, I have a friend who is a Jehova. They have a map and if you say you are a devil worshiper or threaten them they will blacklist your house.


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Re: jehovas getting on my last nerve.. [Re: BlackWidow]
    #19131030 - 11/13/13 12:27 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I want to see a typical day of a Jehovas witness in a go-pro


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Re: jehovas getting on my last nerve.. [Re: BlackWidow]
    #19131031 - 11/13/13 12:27 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I try to be nice but sometimes they are too persistent it drives me nuts.

theyre about as bad as someone who wont stfu about a pyramid scheme and wants you to join


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Re: jehovas getting on my last nerve.. [Re: The5thElement]
    #19131036 - 11/13/13 12:28 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

i dont think there is any way to deal with them except by telling them to fuck off immediately. it's like they have no ears. i believe there's lots of  corruption in this cult or whatever it is.. kinda makes me worry for these people..


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Re: jehovas getting on my last nerve.. [Re: zZZz]
    #19131060 - 11/13/13 12:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I tried to deal with shit like this by politely placing a "NO SOLICITING" sign near my doorbell.

It stopped everyone except the high school kids selling raffle tickets.  Every single one has told me they knocked because they didn't know what the word "soliciting" means.


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...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely.

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Re: jehovas getting on my last nerve.. [Re: zZZz]
    #19131102 - 11/13/13 12:44 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I guess these guys stopped by my house the other day and were banging on the door ringing the bell over and over.  The worst part is I didn't hear any of it!  I knew my hearing was going out but that made me think twice about it.  My wife asked me why I didn't answer the door but I was just smoking a bowl chillin.  I knew it was the Jehovas cuz they left a pamphlet behind.


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Re: jehovas getting on my last nerve.. [Re: thizzlemaniac] * 1
    #19131119 - 11/13/13 12:46 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

you are so far gone you can't even hear the call of jesus any more :sad:

save yourself man while you still can


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Re: jehovas getting on my last nerve.. [Re: thizzlemaniac]
    #19131123 - 11/13/13 12:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

An old friend of mine likes to invite them in to have a bath and talk about it.
:lolsy:
None have taken him up on his offer as of yet.


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Invisiblepsi
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Re: jehovas getting on my last nerve.. [Re: BlackWidow]
    #19131139 - 11/13/13 12:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Never ever take the pamphlets if they try to give them to you, they will see that as interest IME.



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BlackWidow said:
On a serious note, I have a friend who is a Jehova. They have a map and if you say you are a devil worshiper or threaten them they will blacklist your house.



We must be on that now, my wife yelled at them and threatened to let the dog loose on them and they never came back. I had heard of their no-call list before from someone on here and had asked them politely to put us on it, but other ones came back anyway.


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Re: jehovas getting on my last nerve.. [Re: psi]
    #19131202 - 11/13/13 01:05 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I get jehovas AND mormons....

Just invite them in and ask if they want to have buttsex.


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Re: jehovas getting on my last nerve.. [Re: Uzziel]
    #19131205 - 11/13/13 01:06 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Uzziel said:
Just invite them in and ask if they want to have buttsex.




if they deny your request, they are deemed very disrespectful and must oblige or gtfo.


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Re: jehovas getting on my last nerve.. [Re: Herbologist]
    #19131218 - 11/13/13 01:09 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Just answer the door in your underwear with a bong in your hand
When they start talking just be like:
"Yo hold up a sec"
*take fat rip and blow it in their face*


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Re: jehovas getting on my last nerve.. [Re: NWlight]
    #19131394 - 11/13/13 01:49 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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NWlight said:
you are so far gone you can't even hear the call of jesus any more :sad:

save yourself man while you still can




:lolsy:

I'll just have to tell JC to text from now on before he comes over.


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Re: jehovas getting on my last nerve.. [Re: thizzlemaniac]
    #19131403 - 11/13/13 01:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

i invited mormons into my house one time and my roommate ended up "converting" for like 8 months just for the social benefits


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Re: jehovas getting on my last nerve.. [Re: morrowasted]
    #19131418 - 11/13/13 01:54 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Once I let mormons into my house and they did this presentation with little cardboard cutouts, it was like it was intended for kids. Never seen them once in my current neighborhood though.


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Re: jehovas getting on my last nerve.. [Re: koraks]
    #19131436 - 11/13/13 01:58 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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koraks said:
I always tell them that I'm not interested in a friendly manner and wish them good luck with their...ah...activities. No fuss and they fuck off immediately without fail.




:whathesaid: IME they tend to be rather pleasant, polite people. They're just slightly annoying in their method of trying to save my soul from eternal damnation.


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Re: jehovas getting on my last nerve.. [Re: morrowasted]
    #19131452 - 11/13/13 02:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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morrowasted said:
i invited mormons into my house one time and my roommate ended up "converting" for like 8 months just for the social benefits




I live in one of the most dense Mormon communities in the US unfortunately, but it's true they stick together, all know and help each other out.  All of the Mormons in town have the best jobs, there are very few lurking in fast food places and such.  I went to church a few times to see what it was all about and they started coming over to my house all the damn time and asking me to do stuff for them.  I tried it for my wife who was raised Mormon, but in the end it's all a show that people put on in front of each other and go home to talk shit about one another.  Either way they have a job search group just for Mormons I think I'm gonna try and get into even if I have to pretend I'm in the gang.


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