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jehovas getting on my last nerve..
#19130849 - 11/13/13 11:39 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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dudes comes knockin at 9 am, not once, but twice they knocked, i smelled them a mile away so i didn't answer, but then my lil bro gets up and opens the door. i listen out of sight and they start talking about if you've ever had a dead relative, or some shit about the dead coming back.. WTF.. it's fucking 9am dood no one wants to hear that shit!. so i tell my lil bro in front of them "dood just shut the door fuck em". as he is closing it they start saying "you do believe in god right?", bitch STFU. i usually have patience with these people but now these fuckers are going too far.
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Re: jehovas getting on my last nerve.. [Re: zZZz] 1
#19130858 - 11/13/13 11:42 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Get a copy of the Necronomicon, and ask them if they believe in Lord Cthulu...
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zZZz
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never heard of that book, looks interesting though. i'll find where these dudes live and knock on their door at 5am, and just leave a burning bag of shit on their door step.
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Re: jehovas getting on my last nerve.. [Re: zZZz]
#19130900 - 11/13/13 11:53 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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They are trying to save you from burning in hell for all of eternity, you might want to be a little more appreciative.
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Re: jehovas getting on my last nerve.. [Re: qman]
#19130906 - 11/13/13 11:55 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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and they're getting you up early so you can appreciate the beautiful day that god made for us
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Re: jehovas getting on my last nerve.. [Re: NWlight]
#19130917 - 11/13/13 11:59 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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They used to come bother us all the time, I guess there are a lot around here. After my wife flipped out on them a couple times they stopped coming. They haven't come in probably 2 years.
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Re: jehovas getting on my last nerve.. [Re: psi]
#19130929 - 11/13/13 12:02 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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im sure they get yelled at a lot. it takes guts and a lot of stupidity to do what they do.
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Re: jehovas getting on my last nerve.. [Re: psi] 1
#19130931 - 11/13/13 12:02 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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yea i usually inform them that i am a raging homosexual and that their lifestyle is abrasive to my holiness.
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Re: jehovas getting on my last nerve.. [Re: zZZz]
#19130935 - 11/13/13 12:05 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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The biggest assholes just keep pounding on the door like they're cops or something. Fuck off already.
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Re: jehovas getting on my last nerve.. [Re: psi] 1
#19130942 - 11/13/13 12:06 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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wow you guys really need to find jesus
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Re: jehovas getting on my last nerve.. [Re: zZZz]
#19130956 - 11/13/13 12:09 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I always tell them that I'm not interested in a friendly manner and wish them good luck with their...ah...activities. No fuss and they fuck off immediately without fail.
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Re: jehovas getting on my last nerve.. [Re: NWlight] 1
#19130957 - 11/13/13 12:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Jesus will take away all your hurt guys, why won't you guys accept jesus into your lives?
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Re: jehovas getting on my last nerve.. [Re: The5thElement] 1
#19130961 - 11/13/13 12:11 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Because I'm selfish like that and I want to keep all my hurt to myself. Jesus ain't getting none of that sweet hurtin' of mine.
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Re: jehovas getting on my last nerve.. [Re: NWlight]
#19130967 - 11/13/13 12:12 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Lawl. When I get my own house I want to put up a big fence with a gate across the driveway. If I'm not expecting you, don't come knocking on my door.
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Re: jehovas getting on my last nerve.. [Re: koraks]
#19130969 - 11/13/13 12:12 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: jehovas getting on my last nerve.. [Re: koraks]
#19130991 - 11/13/13 12:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
koraks said: Because I'm selfish like that and I want to keep all my hurt to myself. Jesus ain't getting none of that sweet hurtin' of mine.
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Re: jehovas getting on my last nerve.. [Re: koraks]
#19130994 - 11/13/13 12:17 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
psi said: The biggest assholes just keep pounding on the door like they're cops or something. Fuck off already.
cereal, these guys came knocking like they were ups. tricksters these people.
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koraks said: I always tell them that I'm not interested in a friendly manner and wish them good luck with their...ah...activities. No fuss and they fuck off immediately without fail.
yea you know i would always take the time to listen to them out of respect but now i think im just going to interrupt them and tell them i dont have time.
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Re: jehovas getting on my last nerve.. [Re: psi]
#19131006 - 11/13/13 12:21 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Offer the jehovas a beer (or a bong rip.) They will decline and leave.
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Re: jehovas getting on my last nerve.. [Re: BlackWidow]
#19131011 - 11/13/13 12:22 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Here's how I deal with them:
When they say that god has an important message for me I answer "I don't deal with messengers, if it's that important, tell him to come see me in person"
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Re: jehovas getting on my last nerve.. [Re: Patlal]
#19131020 - 11/13/13 12:24 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'd just tell them that I aint got no time for their jibber jabber, I got sinning to do
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