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This is a real story. 2
#19129700 - 11/13/13 01:37 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Told my son to tell a girl she was pretty today on the way to school. He hummed and moaned about it, and said "No Way" and "that it would be embarrassing". He was very convincing that he didn't want to do it; was like "no, the girl will think I am creeping on them." I told him, "well don't make it creepy, just be nice and say it nicely". Something like "Hey, you look really pretty today", "and smile and leave it at that". "But have confidence and be sincere. She will enjoy it, girls like compliments, if it's honest."
He was still not into it.
Well to make a long story short, he got home from school and was telling me about his day and stuff. Later on, he kind of brought it up, "Oh Hey, BTW... I told the girl next to me she was pretty". I almost fell over, because this isn't something he would do usually. Totally out of his box. I asked "How did it make you feel?" He replied, "It was strange at first, but then after the break, we had to re-arrange seats, and this other really pretty girl sat in between me and the girl I told was pretty".
He can't wait for tomorrow.
- Anyone ever had something like this happen?
- Was I wrong to tell him to do this?
Oh, and I don't care if you troll me, but it's a true story.
Edited by Moorning Due (11/13/13 01:45 AM)
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Re: This is a real story. [Re: Schmendrick] 1
#19129708 - 11/13/13 01:41 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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lol this story sucks true or not What's the purpose to this nonsense?
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He'll be rollin' in da pussy in no time at all.
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Quote:
mjmihalov said: He'll be rollin' in da pussy in no time at all.
I sure hope so, cuz every time he splashes his baby juice down the drain in the shower, he hurts the baby Jesus's feelings.
Fap Fap Fap...
He does it so much...
Once, My friends came over and thought they heard the neighbors having sex. But it was just him watching porn in his room.
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How old is he?
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17, will be 18 in one month from tomorrow.
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The OP gave me the impression he was in elementary school...
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He's in college.
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Then there is no hope for him.
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Re: This is a real story. [Re: TrentBoyett] 2
#19129922 - 11/13/13 03:37 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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mjmihalov said: The OP gave me the impression he was in elementary school...
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Re: This is a real story. [Re: LandofOZ]
#19134144 - 11/14/13 12:20 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Is it bad if I was to get him stoned and give him drugs?
Edited by Moorning Due (11/14/13 12:21 AM)
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In all honesty, if your kid is a total loser and you're telling him to tell random hot girls that they are pretty you are setting him up for failure. Unless he happens to find a girl that is so slutty she doesn't care.
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Well he is turning 18... He just likes video games and is kind of introverted.
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LoveYourLife said: In all honesty, if your kid is a total loser and you're telling him to tell random hot girls that they are pretty you are setting him up for failure.
Pretty much, that doesn't get you laid.
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Moorning Due said: Well he is turning 18... He just likes video games and is kind of introverted.
on the other hand, getting him out of his social comfort zone will do him some good
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ur son got rejected that blows.
edit: Holy shit your kid is almost 18? I was imagining like a 6 year old
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Re: This is a real story. [Re: NWlight]
#19134546 - 11/14/13 02:32 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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How are you trolling your own thread? Your trolling the trolls with your troll thread. Nice.
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Moorning Due said: Oh, and I don't care if you troll me, but it's a true story.
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Re: This is a real story. [Re: k00laid]
#19134591 - 11/14/13 02:54 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Just hook your son up with some roofies, he'll get laid then
God, rape is so funny
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I didn't read replies, but I'm assuming he's in elementary right? If he's in middle school or high school that would make the girls think he was extreeeemely weird. I hope you weren't telling him to do this unless maybe he was in elementary school, which still is actually weird, because why would you be so concerned about this with your son if he was in elementary school lol.. Let me know how old he is and ill give you my honest opinion.
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Re: This is a real story. [Re: Chowder963]
#19134605 - 11/14/13 02:59 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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He's in college, I thought he was a little kid too...
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mjmihalov said: He's in college, I thought he was a little kid too...
I think we all thought it was a little kid. Turned kinda pathetic once I read he was 18.
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Re: This is a real story. [Re: Soluminia]
#19134773 - 11/14/13 04:33 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Anyone that generalizes someone as weird or creepy is a freakin airhead and usually creepy themselves
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Re: This is a real story. [Re: Konyap]
#19134774 - 11/14/13 04:34 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: This is a real story. [Re: Chowder963]
#19135608 - 11/14/13 10:39 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Chowder963 said: I didn't read replies, but I'm assuming he's in elementary right? If he's in middle school or high school that would make the girls think he was extreeeemely weird. I hope you weren't telling him to do this unless maybe he was in elementary school, which still is actually weird, because why would you be so concerned about this with your son if he was in elementary school lol.. Let me know how old he is and ill give you my honest opinion.
Why did you even bother posting? Learn to fuckin read its in like 5 damn posts on the first page.
OP Idk I kinda admire you trying to get him to talk to girls but yeah i was thinking he was in 6th grade.
Its good you are trying to get him to do something that he isn't comfortable with though ( to an extent )
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Thought it was like: "I think you're pretty" 
But really it was like: "I think you're pretty"
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Re: This is a real story. [Re: Moonshoe]
#19135827 - 11/14/13 11:39 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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ok im thinking the story was real at first but then trolls started trolling and op said fuck it imma troll too.. so ur son really is in elementary school eh?.. if so i think you did ok. 
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Re: This is a real story. [Re: zZZz] 1
#19135835 - 11/14/13 11:42 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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No. OP is in elementary school. His son is imaginary
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Re: This is a real story. [Re: Patlal]
#19135853 - 11/14/13 11:46 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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only one way to prove it, send me ur sons birth certificate, dental records, your name and address, and a picture of you and ur son and you holding a piece of paper with ur username written on it
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Re: This is a real story. [Re: zZZz]
#19135862 - 11/14/13 11:48 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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zZZz said: ok im thinking the story was real at first but then trolls started trolling and op said fuck it imma troll too.. so ur son really is in elementary school eh?.. if so i think you did ok.  
He's 17, really. Also have a 19 year old daughter who's turning 20 in a month too. She's in college, has a normal social life.
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Re: This is a real story. [Re: Patlal]
#19135867 - 11/14/13 11:49 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Patlal said: No. OP is in elementary school. His son is imaginary
We all know this isn't true.
I'm in kindergarten, and EVERYTHING is imaginary.
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Obviously, most of you that think he's young never have had kids of this age before, or you would know... most kids act immature to their parents pretty much all of their lives.
I'm sure my dad who's in his 70's thinks I'm immature.
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Quote:
Moorning Due said:
He's 17, really. Also have a 19 year old daughter who's turning 20 in a month too. She's in college, has a normal social life.
well, i still think you did ok. this is definitely a good start in the right direction. practice is key, and you helped him get through that first step. it's perfectly normal for a person that age to be that shy. not everyone was drowning in the pussy at that age like most peeps here.
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Re: This is a real story. [Re: zZZz]
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I have seen him totally not be interested in girls because he wants to play his video games. Like he had a girlfriend (a couple), went out with her a couple nights, then pretended he was sick/busy a lot, even so much as ignored her while she was sitting on his bed for a couple hours, while he would play video games.
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its nice of you trying to give him motivation but it might be better for him to start a polite conversation on something relevant when the time is right its kind of funny at least he did it from how it sounds was not easy for him
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Moorning Due said: I have seen him totally not be interested in girls because he wants to play his video games. Like he had a girlfriend (a couple), went out with her a couple nights, then pretended he was sick/busy a lot, even so much as ignored her while she was sitting on his bed for a couple hours, while he would play video games.
Thats pretty bad. I mean sometimes doing it wouldnt be bad, Ive done it myself just cause i wanted some alone time but i think he may need help pulling away and getting social stimulation
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it's only a matter of time, OP
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Quote:
Moorning Due said: Told my son to tell a girl she was pretty today on the way to school. He hummed and moaned about it, and said "No Way" and "that it would be embarrassing". He was very convincing that he didn't want to do it; was like "no, the girl will think I am creeping on them." I told him, "well don't make it creepy, just be nice and say it nicely". Something like "Hey, you look really pretty today", "and smile and leave it at that". "But have confidence and be sincere. She will enjoy it, girls like compliments, if it's honest."
He was still not into it.
Well to make a long story short, he got home from school and was telling me about his day and stuff. Later on, he kind of brought it up, "Oh Hey, BTW... I told the girl next to me she was pretty". I almost fell over, because this isn't something he would do usually. Totally out of his box. I asked "How did it make you feel?" He replied, "It was strange at first, but then after the break, we had to re-arrange seats, and this other really pretty girl sat in between me and the girl I told was pretty".
He can't wait for tomorrow.
- Anyone ever had something like this happen?
- Was I wrong to tell him to do this?
Oh, and I don't care if you troll me, but it's a true story.
dude most of these people here are 18-22 virgins and youre asking parenting advice
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