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Moorning Due
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This is a real story. 2
#19129700 - 11/13/13 01:37 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Told my son to tell a girl she was pretty today on the way to school. He hummed and moaned about it, and said "No Way" and "that it would be embarrassing". He was very convincing that he didn't want to do it; was like "no, the girl will think I am creeping on them." I told him, "well don't make it creepy, just be nice and say it nicely". Something like "Hey, you look really pretty today", "and smile and leave it at that". "But have confidence and be sincere. She will enjoy it, girls like compliments, if it's honest."
He was still not into it.
Well to make a long story short, he got home from school and was telling me about his day and stuff. Later on, he kind of brought it up, "Oh Hey, BTW... I told the girl next to me she was pretty". I almost fell over, because this isn't something he would do usually. Totally out of his box. I asked "How did it make you feel?" He replied, "It was strange at first, but then after the break, we had to re-arrange seats, and this other really pretty girl sat in between me and the girl I told was pretty".
He can't wait for tomorrow.
- Anyone ever had something like this happen?
- Was I wrong to tell him to do this?
Oh, and I don't care if you troll me, but it's a true story.
Edited by Moorning Due (11/13/13 01:45 AM)
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volcomstoner
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Re: This is a real story. [Re: Schmendrick] 1
#19129708 - 11/13/13 01:41 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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lol this story sucks true or not What's the purpose to this nonsense?
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TrentBoyett
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He'll be rollin' in da pussy in no time at all.
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Moorning Due
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Quote:
mjmihalov said: He'll be rollin' in da pussy in no time at all.
I sure hope so, cuz every time he splashes his baby juice down the drain in the shower, he hurts the baby Jesus's feelings.
Fap Fap Fap...
He does it so much...
Once, My friends came over and thought they heard the neighbors having sex. But it was just him watching porn in his room.
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How old is he?
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Moorning Due
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17, will be 18 in one month from tomorrow.
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TrentBoyett
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The OP gave me the impression he was in elementary school...
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Moorning Due
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He's in college.
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Bodhi of Ankou
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Then there is no hope for him.
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LandofOZ
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Re: This is a real story. [Re: TrentBoyett] 2
#19129922 - 11/13/13 03:37 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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mjmihalov said: The OP gave me the impression he was in elementary school...
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Moorning Due
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Re: This is a real story. [Re: LandofOZ]
#19134144 - 11/14/13 12:20 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Is it bad if I was to get him stoned and give him drugs?
Edited by Moorning Due (11/14/13 12:21 AM)
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LoveYourLife
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In all honesty, if your kid is a total loser and you're telling him to tell random hot girls that they are pretty you are setting him up for failure. Unless he happens to find a girl that is so slutty she doesn't care.
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Moorning Due
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Well he is turning 18... He just likes video games and is kind of introverted.
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volcomstoner
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Quote:
LoveYourLife said: In all honesty, if your kid is a total loser and you're telling him to tell random hot girls that they are pretty you are setting him up for failure.
Pretty much, that doesn't get you laid.
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Moorning Due said: Well he is turning 18... He just likes video games and is kind of introverted.
on the other hand, getting him out of his social comfort zone will do him some good
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NWlight
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ur son got rejected that blows.
edit: Holy shit your kid is almost 18? I was imagining like a 6 year old
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Edited by NWlight (11/14/13 12:54 PM)
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Re: This is a real story. [Re: NWlight]
#19134546 - 11/14/13 02:32 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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How are you trolling your own thread? Your trolling the trolls with your troll thread. Nice.
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Quote:
Moorning Due said: Oh, and I don't care if you troll me, but it's a true story.
k
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Re: This is a real story. [Re: k00laid]
#19134591 - 11/14/13 02:54 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Just hook your son up with some roofies, he'll get laid then
God, rape is so funny
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I didn't read replies, but I'm assuming he's in elementary right? If he's in middle school or high school that would make the girls think he was extreeeemely weird. I hope you weren't telling him to do this unless maybe he was in elementary school, which still is actually weird, because why would you be so concerned about this with your son if he was in elementary school lol.. Let me know how old he is and ill give you my honest opinion.
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