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OfflineSchmendrick
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My brother ate my stash. (Rant)
    #19128755 - 11/12/13 09:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

<Rant>

First I need to preface this:  I love my brother, and I am not really angry about this, but it did kinda irk me.  He came to visit last weekend, and wanted to experience my new mushroom hobby first hand.  He has never been high before... never even smoked weed, but he had some alcoholism problems earlier this year. 

Anyway, he is on a powerful SSRI (High doses of Effexor), so he needs to eat at least twice what I do to get the same effect.  Over the course of the weekend, he ate 2.5 dry ounces.  I had about 8 grams, and we had a good time tripping bawlz and riding my donkey around town in the middle of the night.  I was a little upset about how much he depleted my stash, but I understand that he needs more because of his SSRI and that it was his first experience. I didn't want to make it all weird by suddenly getting stingy.

But then, the night he left, he waited for me to go to bed, and raided almost another ounce from my fridge.  When I woke up in the morning, he was gone and I had like 4 dry grams left.  I was pissed, but eventually decided to just let it go because hey, as I said, he is my brother, I love him and I am glad he likes my mushrooms.

Still man... SERIOUSLY.  I'm not as innocent as he is.  I've been around, and I've seen people killed for less than what he did.


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Re: My brother ate my stash. (Rant) [Re: Schmendrick]
    #19128758 - 11/12/13 09:35 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Schmendrick said:
and we had a good time tripping bawlz and riding my donkey around town in the middle of the night.




I lol'd


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Re: My brother ate my stash. (Rant) [Re: Niffla]
    #19128759 - 11/12/13 09:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Niffla said:
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Schmendrick said:
and we had a good time tripping bawlz and riding my donkey around town in the middle of the night.




I lol'd





He exposed himself with that

I lol'd as well


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Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: My brother ate my stash. (Rant) [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #19128760 - 11/12/13 09:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

The part though about him eating your stash though when you went to bed...

:notcoolman:


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Re: My brother ate my stash. (Rant) [Re: Niffla]
    #19128789 - 11/12/13 09:43 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Still man... SERIOUSLY.




Yes? :tinfoil:


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Re: My brother ate my stash. (Rant) [Re: st1llnox]
    #19128793 - 11/12/13 09:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Still man... SERIOUSLY.




Yes? :tinfoil:




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Re: My brother ate my stash. (Rant) [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #19128798 - 11/12/13 09:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Bill_Oreilly said:
Quote:

Niffla said:
Quote:

Schmendrick said:
and we had a good time tripping bawlz and riding my donkey around town in the middle of the night.




I lol'd





He exposed himself with that

I lol'd as well




I also had a severe case of the lulz.


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Re: My brother ate my stash. (Rant) [Re: Schmendrick]
    #19128821 - 11/12/13 09:50 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Please post pics of your donkey.


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Re: My brother ate my stash. (Rant) [Re: fiddle] * 1
    #19128826 - 11/12/13 09:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Can I ride it?? God I hope so while shrooming balls I'll be your best friend op.


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Re: My brother ate my stash. (Rant) [Re: Enjoywho] * 1
    #19128852 - 11/12/13 09:58 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Donkey is probably his nickname for his girlfriend or something :shrug:


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Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: My brother ate my stash. (Rant) [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #19128890 - 11/12/13 10:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

2.5 ounces over how long? thats a lot of mushroom to stomach, I would vomit.

I can only stand them fresh.


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Re: My brother ate my stash. (Rant) [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #19128896 - 11/12/13 10:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Maybe he shared with the donkey.


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Re: My brother ate my stash. (Rant) [Re: fiddle]
    #19128994 - 11/12/13 10:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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fiddle said:
Please post pics of your donkey.




k.  Gimme a minute.  Gotta blur out my kids faces. The only picture I have is of them riding it.

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2.5 ounces over how long? thats a lot of mushroom to stomach, I would vomit.

I can only stand them fresh.




2.5 ounces over 3 days.  Friday - Sunday.


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Re: My brother ate my stash. (Rant) [Re: Enjoywho]
    #19128999 - 11/12/13 10:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Can I ride it?? God I hope so while shrooming balls I'll be your best friend op.




I wouldn't recommend it.  Riding a large herbivore while tripping was kinda fun, but I was paranoid as fuck she was going to get startled or something and I wouldn't be able to react in time because, you know... I was tripping my fucking ass off.


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Re: My brother ate my stash. (Rant) [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #19129018 - 11/12/13 10:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Bill_Oreilly said:
Donkey is probably his nickname for his girlfriend or something :shrug:




Either way but I prefer the animal donkey.


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"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

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Re: My brother ate my stash. (Rant) [Re: Schmendrick]
    #19129025 - 11/12/13 10:35 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Schmendrick said:
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Enjoywho said:
Can I ride it?? God I hope so while shrooming balls I'll be your best friend op.




I wouldn't recommend it.  Riding a large herbivore while tripping was kinda fun, but I was paranoid as fuck she was going to get startled or something and I wouldn't be able to react in time because, you know... I was tripping my fucking ass off.




Please sounds incredibly awesome. sounds like you were more spooked then the donkey would get.


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

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Re: My brother ate my stash. (Rant) [Re: Enjoywho] * 1
    #19129029 - 11/12/13 10:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: My brother ate my stash. (Rant) [Re: Enjoywho]
    #19129050 - 11/12/13 10:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You're only supposed to eat mushrooms one day a week, max.

I would say something to him about taking your shit for sure, maybe not start a family feud but let him know how you feel.


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Re: My brother ate my stash. (Rant) [Re: Schmendrick]
    #19129179 - 11/12/13 11:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Schmendrick said:




that is fucking sweet, I would go everywhere with that thing. I would like go through the bank drive thru with it.


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Re: My brother ate my stash. (Rant) [Re: mindgnome]
    #19129182 - 11/12/13 11:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

ouch lol


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