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OfflineMisterSandman
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Deep Philosophical Question For You.....
    #19127053 - 11/12/13 03:43 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I was walking around town today and there were these two guys walking a bit ahead of me and I caught a bit of their conversation....

So one of the guys poses the question: "If you had the ability to suck your own dick, and you did, would it be gay?"

The other guy says something along the lines of: "Well if that's gay then wouldn't jerking off also be considered gay? I mean it's the same thing right? You're just using your hand."

The first guy then responds "Hmmmm yeah good point....I guess it depends how much you actually enjoy the dick in your mouth, and weather or not you swallow..."

Second guy: "Hmmmmm true true...."

Discuss!


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Re: Deep Philosophical Question For You..... [Re: MisterSandman]
    #19127075 - 11/12/13 03:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

No it would not make you gay, lesbians use dildos shaped like wieners and that doesn;t make them straight.

If a girl could eat herself out, that doesn't make her gay.

If I could suck my own dick, I'm certainly not gay because I don't really wanna suck anyone else's :justinwilson:


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Re: Deep Philosophical Question For You..... [Re: The5thElement]
    #19127104 - 11/12/13 03:53 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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No it would not make you gay, lesbians use dildos shaped like wieners and that doesn;t make them straight.

If a girl could eat herself out, that doesn't make her gay.

If I could suck my own dick, I'm certainly not gay because I don't really wanna suck anyone else's :justinwilson:




:nodofunderstanding: Good points:thumbup:

Now the next question is....Do you wish you could suck your own dick? (Assuming you can't already) I'd imagine it'd be far superior to the o'le hand.

It's interesting the types of conversations you can pick up on if you are paying attention :lol:


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Re: Deep Philosophical Question For You..... [Re: MisterSandman] * 2
    #19127128 - 11/12/13 03:58 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Self stimulation doesn't fall in the sexual orientation department.


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Re: Deep Philosophical Question For You..... [Re: Patlal]
    #19127148 - 11/12/13 04:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

If I could suck my own dick, I'd try it at least once and that's me being totally honest.

If I liked it, I'd most likely be home sucking my own dick probably once a day.


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Re: Deep Philosophical Question For You..... [Re: MisterSandman] * 1
    #19127175 - 11/12/13 04:05 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Pleasuring yourself, no matter how, doesn't make anyone homosexual in the slightest.


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Re: Deep Philosophical Question For You..... [Re: Legend]
    #19127224 - 11/12/13 04:15 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Patlal said:
Self stimulation doesn't fall in the sexual orientation department.



Quote:

Legend said:
Pleasuring yourself, no matter how, doesn't make anyone homosexual in the slightest.




:nodofunderstanding: Agreed:thumbup:


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Re: Deep Philosophical Question For You..... [Re: The5thElement]
    #19127244 - 11/12/13 04:18 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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The5thElement said:
If I could suck my own dick, I'd try it at least once and that's me being totally honest.

If I liked it, I'd most likely be home sucking my own dick probably once a day.


Slurp Slurp Mo Fucka's :awedrugs:




:hahthatsrich: If you had the ability, I think it would be inevitable. I'd probably end up enjoying it too much, I imagine it'd be rather difficult to go back to the old school method.

Too bad I'm about as flexible as a 2x4. I hear you can have a surgery to take your bottom two ribs out which makes it more feasible.


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Re: Deep Philosophical Question For You..... [Re: MisterSandman] * 1
    #19127417 - 11/12/13 04:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

This belongs in the Philosophy section.  :thumbup:

No seriously, this is pretty much the usual fare in there.


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Re: Deep Philosophical Question For You..... [Re: MisterSandman]
    #19127439 - 11/12/13 04:54 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I suppose it's not gay unless you're imagining it's another man's dick/cum.


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Re: Deep Philosophical Question For You..... [Re: MisterSandman]
    #19127663 - 11/12/13 05:35 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

If you give yourself handjobs, are you gay?

Therein lies your answer, OP.


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Re: Deep Philosophical Question For You..... [Re: Hellogoodbyedeath]
    #19127690 - 11/12/13 05:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:ifyoucanawe:


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Re: Deep Philosophical Question For You..... [Re: Hellogoodbyedeath] * 1
    #19127704 - 11/12/13 05:42 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Cojo said:
If you give yourself handjobs, are you gay?

Therein lies your answer, OP.




good point :curbyourenthusiasm:


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Re: Deep Philosophical Question For You..... [Re: MisterSandman]
    #19127721 - 11/12/13 05:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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MisterSandman said:
I was walking around town today and there were these two guys walking a bit ahead of me and I caught a bit of their conversation....

So one of the guys poses the question: "If you had the ability to suck your own dick, and you did, would it be gay?"

The other guy says something along the lines of: "Well if that's gay then wouldn't jerking off also be considered gay? I mean it's the same thing right? You're just using your hand."

The first guy then responds "Hmmmm yeah good point....I guess it depends how much you actually enjoy the dick in your mouth, and weather or not you swallow..."

Second guy: "Hmmmmm true true...."

Discuss!





guys are hilarious.  ahhahahaha


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Re: Deep Philosophical Question For You..... [Re: memes]
    #19127755 - 11/12/13 05:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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memes said:
Quote:

MisterSandman said:
I was walking around town today and there were these two guys walking a bit ahead of me and I caught a bit of their conversation....

So one of the guys poses the question: "If you had the ability to suck your own dick, and you did, would it be gay?"

The other guy says something along the lines of: "Well if that's gay then wouldn't jerking off also be considered gay? I mean it's the same thing right? You're just using your hand."

The first guy then responds "Hmmmm yeah good point....I guess it depends how much you actually enjoy the dick in your mouth, and weather or not you swallow..."

Second guy: "Hmmmmm true true...."

Discuss!





guys are hilarious.  ahhahahaha




:lol: Yuppp. They weren't making any attempt to lower their voices either it was a fairly loud convo on a public sidewalk.

To me it sort of seemed like something out of a Tarantino movie. Like some mundane conversation that Jules and Vincent would be having on their way to wack some dude. I dunno why but that's just what came into my head:shrug:


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Re: Deep Philosophical Question For You..... [Re: MisterSandman]
    #19127787 - 11/12/13 05:56 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

recently in a wedding the wedding's photographer was commenting on how the dialog at the bridal "dressing" was so much different then the dialog at the groomsmen's pre-party.

Girls:  the kardashians, fashion, etc. etc.
Guys:  "do you think the dog knows its wagging its tail?"


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Re: Deep Philosophical Question For You..... [Re: memes]
    #19127912 - 11/12/13 06:18 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

i'll say it...

handjobs are better than blowjobs.  not in porn though.

maybe they wouldn't be if u could suck ur own dick tho.  cuz u might be more used to the suction or something...


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Re: Deep Philosophical Question For You..... [Re: MisterSandman]
    #19127950 - 11/12/13 06:25 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I think it all comes down to what you're thinking while you self-stimulate, IMHO.


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Re: Deep Philosophical Question For You..... [Re: memes]
    #19128001 - 11/12/13 06:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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memes said:
Girls:  the kardashians, fashion, etc. etc.
Guys:  "do you think the dog knows its wagging its tail?"




:laugh2: Yuppp, that's great.


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Re: Deep Philosophical Question For You..... [Re: Le_Canard]
    #19128007 - 11/12/13 06:38 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I think it all comes down to what you're thinking while you self-stimulate, IMHO.




Mmmmhhhmmmm....Yes that is a very good point


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Re: Deep Philosophical Question For You..... [Re: stimpson]
    #19128021 - 11/12/13 06:41 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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handjobs are better than blowjobs.




eh, that's debatable.


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Re: Deep Philosophical Question For You..... [Re: MisterSandman] * 1
    #19128064 - 11/12/13 06:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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MisterSandman said:
Quote:

stimpson said:
handjobs are better than blowjobs.




eh, that's debatable.




In this economy your lucky if you get any job at all.


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Re: Deep Philosophical Question For You..... [Re: Patlal]
    #19128070 - 11/12/13 06:51 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Patlal said:
Quote:

MisterSandman said:
Quote:

stimpson said:
handjobs are better than blowjobs.




eh, that's debatable.




In this economy your lucky if you get any job at all.




Zing  :rimshot:


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Re: Deep Philosophical Question For You..... [Re: MisterSandman]
    #19128915 - 11/12/13 10:11 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Is it gay if you imagine pleasuring a clone of yourself while pleasuring yourself?


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Re: Deep Philosophical Question For You..... [Re: fiddle]
    #19128931 - 11/12/13 10:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: Deep Philosophical Question For You..... [Re: mindgnome]
    #19129158 - 11/12/13 10:59 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

2 gays walking together talking about sucking dicks.

-They're gay.


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Re: Deep Philosophical Question For You..... [Re: Awakened1]
    #19129199 - 11/12/13 11:06 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

not gay, autoerotic. autohomosexual?


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Re: Deep Philosophical Question For You..... [Re: memes]
    #19129424 - 11/12/13 11:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

memes said:
recently in a wedding the wedding's photographer was commenting on how the dialog at the bridal "dressing" was so much different then the dialog at the groomsmen's pre-party.

Girls:  the kardashians, fashion, etc. etc.
Guys:  "do you think the dog knows its wagging its tail?"




:rofl:


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Re: Deep Philosophical Question For You..... [Re: Legend]
    #19129650 - 11/13/13 01:14 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Legend said:
Pleasuring yourself, no matter how, doesn't make anyone homosexual in the slightest.




So shoving a large dildo up your ass is not considered homosexual?


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Re: Deep Philosophical Question For You..... [Re: danlennon3]
    #19129697 - 11/13/13 01:35 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I've actually done this before... seriously. I was really curious when I was younger and went for it

It's not as enjoyable as you would imagine. Not only does it slightly strain my back, distracting me from pleasure. Most of all, it doesn't quite work like you'd think... Think of trying to tickle yourself. That is like sucking your own dick. It only works when someone else does it. I don't know why. Maybe your mind doesn't allow the dick to produce pleasure when it knows it's you. But then how would we be able to jack off? I don't know, maybe its because I can't exactly deep throat it, who knows.

And I'm straight, I would never be able to hookup with a dude. So I guess that answers your question


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Re: Deep Philosophical Question For You..... [Re: danlennon3] * 1
    #19129740 - 11/13/13 01:57 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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danlennon3 said:
Quote:

Legend said:
Pleasuring yourself, no matter how, doesn't make anyone homosexual in the slightest.




So shoving a large dildo up your ass is not considered homosexual?




No, it's not, it's a way to stimulate yourself, if you imagine getting fucked in the ass by a guy when you do it then yeah it's gay, but if not it's not.


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Re: Deep Philosophical Question For You..... [Re: danlennon3]
    #19130271 - 11/13/13 07:55 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Quote:

Legend said:
Pleasuring yourself, no matter how, doesn't make anyone homosexual in the slightest.




So shoving a large dildo up your ass is not considered homosexual?




A dildo is not male or female. 
Is it gay if your sexy ass girlfriend sticks a dildo in your ass?


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Re: Deep Philosophical Question For You..... [Re: Sleepwalker] * 1
    #19133603 - 11/13/13 09:58 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

that shits fucked!!


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Re: Deep Philosophical Question For You..... [Re: holophonor]
    #19134089 - 11/14/13 12:03 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Don't knock it til you try it.


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Re: Deep Philosophical Question For You..... [Re: Sleepwalker]
    #19134105 - 11/14/13 12:06 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Don't knock it til you try it.



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