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OfflineSchmendrick
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Fuck mushrooms
    #19122364 - 11/11/13 06:37 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

They make me nice.

Nice is not who I am, damnit.


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Re: Fuck mushrooms [Re: Schmendrick] * 1
    #19122403 - 11/11/13 06:43 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

A wizard is never too nice, nor is he not nice enough, he's as tempered precisely as he means to be


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Re: Fuck mushrooms [Re: Schmendrick]
    #19122417 - 11/11/13 06:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I LOVE mushrooms...

You're trippin'.


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Re: Fuck mushrooms [Re: hidenseek1]
    #19122425 - 11/11/13 06:46 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

hidenseek1 said:
A wizard is never too nice, nor is he not nice enough, he's as tempered precisely as he means to be





LOL.  Seriously though... I am tripping right now.  Just a low dose.  I am doing chores, giving the kids chocolate...

Shrooms make me want to live in a condo in New York on the 47th story and have a clean, well mannered home, man... that is not who I am.  I live in Texas on 10 acres with a tractor, cactuses, 2 Great Danes and a fucking donkey!  How am I gonna take my donkey to New York?


Edited by Schmendrick (11/11/13 06:47 PM)


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Re: Fuck mushrooms [Re: hidenseek1]
    #19122435 - 11/11/13 06:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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hidenseek1 said:
A wizard is never too nice, nor is he not nice enough, he's as tempered precisely as he means to be



Is that a LOTR reference? :lol:

A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.


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Re: Fuck mushrooms [Re: Schmendrick]
    #19122436 - 11/11/13 06:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

theres probably plenty of ass's in newyork


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Re: Fuck mushrooms [Re: Schmendrick] * 1
    #19122437 - 11/11/13 06:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Schmendrick said:
Shrooms make me want to live in a condo in New York on the 47th story and have a clean, well mannered home, man... that is not who I am.




:loldongs:


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Re: Fuck mushrooms [Re: dontknow]
    #19122463 - 11/11/13 06:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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dontknow said:
Quote:

hidenseek1 said:
A wizard is never too nice, nor is he not nice enough, he's as tempered precisely as he means to be



Is that a LOTR reference? :lol:

A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.





ya i was watching the christian channel for some reason earlier today, and the precher guy quoted it, he was talking about how god will keep you safe through the financial troubles the world is in, he said something like its the worlds troubles but if you worship god it wont be your troubles then he said

when you ask? god never acts too early or to late he finds you when he means too, so dont worry

and i lold, and thought of gandalf


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Re: Fuck mushrooms [Re: hidenseek1]
    #19122467 - 11/11/13 06:53 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:wizard:


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Re: Fuck mushrooms [Re: dontknow]
    #19122492 - 11/11/13 06:57 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I am 6'4"... I wear an australian hat and cargo shorts most days.  Mushrooms make me want to wear khakis and wool-knit sweaters with interesting patterns on them.

Like I said man... fuck mushrooms.


Edited by Schmendrick (11/11/13 06:57 PM)


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Re: Fuck mushrooms [Re: Niffla]
    #19122516 - 11/11/13 07:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
Quote:

Schmendrick said:
Shrooms make me want to live in a condo in New York on the 47th story and have a clean, well mannered home, man... that is not who I am.




:loldongs:




I watched the local news fry eggs on a newspaper stand in NYC a few summers ago. That is nowhere you want to live, my friend. 

This is coming from someone whose idea of "cold" is evening temps below 70°F.


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Re: Fuck mushrooms [Re: Schmendrick]
    #19122551 - 11/11/13 07:06 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Schmendrick said:
I am 6'4"... I wear an australian hat and cargo shorts most days.  Mushrooms make me want to wear khakis and wool-knit sweaters with interesting patterns on them.

Like I said man... fuck mushrooms.



Everytime you trip or just this trip?
lmao I can't tell if you are serious about hating mushrooms


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Re: Fuck mushrooms [Re: Schmendrick]
    #19122554 - 11/11/13 07:06 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Schmendrick said:
I am 6'4"... I wear an australian hat and cargo shorts most days.  Mushrooms make me want to wear khakis and wool-knit sweaters with interesting patterns on them.

Like I said man... fuck mushrooms.




Mushrooms make me want to get naked and run through the woods


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Re: Fuck mushrooms [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #19122585 - 11/11/13 07:11 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

luvdemboomers said:
Quote:

Schmendrick said:
I am 6'4"... I wear an australian hat and cargo shorts most days.  Mushrooms make me want to wear khakis and wool-knit sweaters with interesting patterns on them.

Like I said man... fuck mushrooms.



Everytime you trip or just this trip?
lmao I can't tell if you are serious about hating mushrooms





Just this trip... but if I am being honest, man, I could learn to like being this guy.  The guy who cleans the house and is nice to the kids and wears different cloths and isn't so consumed with being a hardass all the time.  Maybe not the New York thing though; you know... because of the donkey :smile:

No, I am not serious about hating them.


Edited by Schmendrick (11/11/13 07:14 PM)


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Re: Fuck mushrooms [Re: Schmendrick]
    #19122606 - 11/11/13 07:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Mushrooms make me want to do the opposite, they kind of make me want to go off the grid and live in the woods and become one with nature and shit.


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Re: Fuck mushrooms [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19122638 - 11/11/13 07:22 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Man, I'm serious... this is a good trip.  I used to think visuals were the only reason to trip, but this is so much better for me. Feels cleansing... in between talking to you guys, I have been roaming around the house cleaning and just... I dunno... moving things.  Not just small things either... like a huge mirror in the living room I moved to another wall, and the couch I moved across the room.

I have no idea why... those things just feel better where they are now.


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Re: Fuck mushrooms [Re: Schmendrick]
    #19122767 - 11/11/13 07:46 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

My house is clean, and I am wearing khakis and a purple turtleneck sweater now.


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Re: Fuck mushrooms [Re: Schmendrick]
    #19122776 - 11/11/13 07:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time


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Re: Fuck mushrooms [Re: Schmendrick]
    #19122800 - 11/11/13 07:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Schmendrick said:
Man, I'm serious... this is a good trip.  I used to think visuals were the only reason to trip, but this is so much better for me. Feels cleansing... in between talking to you guys, I have been roaming around the house cleaning and just... I dunno... moving things.  Not just small things either... like a huge mirror in the living room I moved to another wall, and the couch I moved across the room.

I have no idea why... those things just feel better where they are now.




Yeah, I love OEVs/CEVs, but the mindset they put you in is usually pretty chill too, although sometimes they can mindfuck you.


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Re: Fuck mushrooms [Re: dontknow] * 1
    #19122823 - 11/11/13 07:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

being kind and friendly isn't a personality trait, it's an expression of an emotion of feeling gratitude and appreciative, thankful, and loving. there is nothing wrong about that, it is actually beneficial believe it or not


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