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Offlinekendricklamar
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So i was fuckin this bitch... * 1
    #19121879 - 11/11/13 05:20 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah i was having sex with this girl and the condom broke and i pretty much came all up inside her. I forced her beyond her will to take Plan B and now she hates me, so am I a douchebag or just a guy that doesn't wanna be a teen dad


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: kendricklamar]
    #19121913 - 11/11/13 05:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

"Forced her beyond her will"??? That sounds like you orally raped her with a pill?

But I think the pill was a good choice. If both of you arent ready to have a kid then the other needs to abort the situation...no pun intended


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #19121956 - 11/11/13 05:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

hahaha probably wrong word choice...lets say i strongly suggested it


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: kendricklamar]
    #19121987 - 11/11/13 05:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I would do the same thing. Honestly, if she wouldn't do it willingly I would probably do it surreptitiously.


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: robbyberto] * 1
    #19122063 - 11/11/13 05:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

She sounds like an idiot. So she's fine with a condom, but not fine with day-after contraception? Ditch her.


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: robbyberto]
    #19122091 - 11/11/13 05:58 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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robbyberto said:
I would do the same thing. Honestly, if she wouldn't do it willingly I would probably do it surreptitiously.



Then you should go to jail.


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: zappaisgod]
    #19122340 - 11/11/13 06:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
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robbyberto said:
I would do the same thing. Honestly, if she wouldn't do it willingly I would probably do it surreptitiously.



Then you should go to jail.




I better not get caught then. It's a hypothetical situation anyway.


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: zappaisgod] * 1
    #19122420 - 11/11/13 06:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
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robbyberto said:
I would do the same thing. Honestly, if she wouldn't do it willingly I would probably do it surreptitiously.



Then you should go to jail.



Wtf? Is he supposed to let the bitch have his unwanted unplanned kid and pay child support for the rest of his life? Who comes up with these rules? :lol:

I thought it would be quite obvious that broken condom -> Plan B or morning after pill or whatever it's called.

And good on OP for finding one so fast, I would have been completely clueless of where to get one if it happened to me.

Oh and that girl is fucking retarded. What was her objection exactly? I'm not taking the pill because what?


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: Spacerific]
    #19122567 - 11/11/13 07:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I think the only issue was that Plan B is 50$ and shes a little broke...but so am I so I couldn't really help there hahahaha


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: kendricklamar]
    #19122666 - 11/11/13 07:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

$50 now is a lot cheaper than an abortion later on down the road, if it were to come to that.


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: kendricklamar]
    #19122810 - 11/11/13 07:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

If she has no money you should definitely be helping her pay for the pill.

Come on, $25 or a child? $25 is nothing.

But yeah good on you for pushing the issue, I'd do the same thing if I were you


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: kendricklamar] * 2
    #19122859 - 11/11/13 07:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

dude good job, no need for more fucking people on this goddamn....i mean blessed planet


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: birdland] * 2
    #19122932 - 11/11/13 08:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Obviously you're supposed to split the bill OP, or you should even pay for it yourself if you provided the shitty condom.


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: kendricklamar]
    #19122972 - 11/11/13 08:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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kendricklamar said: a guy that doesn't wanna be a teen dad




How old are you? And if you can't shell out 50 bucks for plan b,you probably shouldn't be having sex


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: Spacerific]
    #19122981 - 11/11/13 08:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Spacerific said:
Obviously you're supposed to split the bill OP, or you should even pay for it yourself if you provided the shitty condom.




The brand was Durex which sounded to me like a combination of durable and latex, so it seemed invincible.


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Alex: Oh? And what's so stinking about it?

- Anthony Burgess, A Clockwork Orange



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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: skeet157]
    #19123007 - 11/11/13 08:15 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'm 17 and don't have a job so money isn't exactly flowing through my bank account at the moment


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- Anthony Burgess, A Clockwork Orange



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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: kendricklamar]
    #19123160 - 11/11/13 08:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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kendricklamar said:
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Spacerific said:
Obviously you're supposed to split the bill OP, or you should even pay for it yourself if you provided the shitty condom.




The brand was Durex which sounded to me like a combination of durable and latex, so it seemed invincible.



Durex are the worst condoms I've ever used.  They're really small and they don't seem to stretch very much.  I would never buy them again if I were you.


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: kendricklamar]
    #19123212 - 11/11/13 08:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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kendricklamar said:
I'm 17 and don't have a job so money isn't exactly flowing through my bank account at the moment




Damn,I think I says somewhere in the rules that you need to be over 18 to have an account on here. Sorry dude


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: kendricklamar]
    #19123220 - 11/11/13 08:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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kendricklamar said:
I'm 17 and don't have a job so money isn't exactly flowing through my bank account at the moment



Shouldn't you be at least 18 to be on here? Haven't checked the rules lately but if memory serves that was the number. At the very least you should probably not mention being under 18?


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For truly, I say to you, many prophets and righteous people longed to see what you see, and did not see it,
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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: Spacerific]
    #19123251 - 11/11/13 08:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

LOL

As a joke I was going to ask when the op turned 17, but then I just read that he's actually 17.

Better watch out man, I forsee the ban hammer reigning down upon you :aaaargh:


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