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Offlinekendricklamar
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So i was fuckin this bitch... * 1
    #19121879 - 11/11/13 05:20 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah i was having sex with this girl and the condom broke and i pretty much came all up inside her. I forced her beyond her will to take Plan B and now she hates me, so am I a douchebag or just a guy that doesn't wanna be a teen dad


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: kendricklamar]
    #19121913 - 11/11/13 05:24 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

"Forced her beyond her will"??? That sounds like you orally raped her with a pill?

But I think the pill was a good choice. If both of you arent ready to have a kid then the other needs to abort the situation...no pun intended


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #19121956 - 11/11/13 05:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

hahaha probably wrong word choice...lets say i strongly suggested it


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: kendricklamar]
    #19121987 - 11/11/13 05:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I would do the same thing. Honestly, if she wouldn't do it willingly I would probably do it surreptitiously.


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: robbyberto] * 1
    #19122063 - 11/11/13 05:54 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

She sounds like an idiot. So she's fine with a condom, but not fine with day-after contraception? Ditch her.


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: robbyberto]
    #19122091 - 11/11/13 05:58 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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robbyberto said:
I would do the same thing. Honestly, if she wouldn't do it willingly I would probably do it surreptitiously.



Then you should go to jail.


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: zappaisgod]
    #19122340 - 11/11/13 06:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
Quote:

robbyberto said:
I would do the same thing. Honestly, if she wouldn't do it willingly I would probably do it surreptitiously.



Then you should go to jail.




I better not get caught then. It's a hypothetical situation anyway.


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: zappaisgod] * 1
    #19122420 - 11/11/13 06:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
Quote:

robbyberto said:
I would do the same thing. Honestly, if she wouldn't do it willingly I would probably do it surreptitiously.



Then you should go to jail.



Wtf? Is he supposed to let the bitch have his unwanted unplanned kid and pay child support for the rest of his life? Who comes up with these rules? :lol:

I thought it would be quite obvious that broken condom -> Plan B or morning after pill or whatever it's called.

And good on OP for finding one so fast, I would have been completely clueless of where to get one if it happened to me.

Oh and that girl is fucking retarded. What was her objection exactly? I'm not taking the pill because what?


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: Spacerific]
    #19122567 - 11/11/13 07:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I think the only issue was that Plan B is 50$ and shes a little broke...but so am I so I couldn't really help there hahahaha


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: kendricklamar]
    #19122666 - 11/11/13 07:27 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

$50 now is a lot cheaper than an abortion later on down the road, if it were to come to that.


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: kendricklamar]
    #19122810 - 11/11/13 07:51 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

If she has no money you should definitely be helping her pay for the pill.

Come on, $25 or a child? $25 is nothing.

But yeah good on you for pushing the issue, I'd do the same thing if I were you


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: kendricklamar] * 2
    #19122859 - 11/11/13 07:57 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

dude good job, no need for more fucking people on this goddamn....i mean blessed planet


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: birdland] * 2
    #19122932 - 11/11/13 08:05 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Obviously you're supposed to split the bill OP, or you should even pay for it yourself if you provided the shitty condom.


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: kendricklamar]
    #19122972 - 11/11/13 08:11 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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kendricklamar said: a guy that doesn't wanna be a teen dad




How old are you? And if you can't shell out 50 bucks for plan b,you probably shouldn't be having sex


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: Spacerific]
    #19122981 - 11/11/13 08:12 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Obviously you're supposed to split the bill OP, or you should even pay for it yourself if you provided the shitty condom.




The brand was Durex which sounded to me like a combination of durable and latex, so it seemed invincible.


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: skeet157]
    #19123007 - 11/11/13 08:15 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I'm 17 and don't have a job so money isn't exactly flowing through my bank account at the moment


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: kendricklamar]
    #19123160 - 11/11/13 08:37 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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kendricklamar said:
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Spacerific said:
Obviously you're supposed to split the bill OP, or you should even pay for it yourself if you provided the shitty condom.




The brand was Durex which sounded to me like a combination of durable and latex, so it seemed invincible.



Durex are the worst condoms I've ever used.  They're really small and they don't seem to stretch very much.  I would never buy them again if I were you.


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: kendricklamar]
    #19123212 - 11/11/13 08:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I'm 17 and don't have a job so money isn't exactly flowing through my bank account at the moment




Damn,I think I says somewhere in the rules that you need to be over 18 to have an account on here. Sorry dude


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: kendricklamar]
    #19123220 - 11/11/13 08:46 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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kendricklamar said:
I'm 17 and don't have a job so money isn't exactly flowing through my bank account at the moment



Shouldn't you be at least 18 to be on here? Haven't checked the rules lately but if memory serves that was the number. At the very least you should probably not mention being under 18?


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: Spacerific]
    #19123251 - 11/11/13 08:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

LOL

As a joke I was going to ask when the op turned 17, but then I just read that he's actually 17.

Better watch out man, I forsee the ban hammer reigning down upon you :aaaargh:


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: The5thElement]
    #19123307 - 11/11/13 09:01 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

It has already reigned down upon him.


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: Ballerium]
    #19123334 - 11/11/13 09:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Hope I don't see that guy on Teen Mom's one day.


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: kendricklamar]
    #19124079 - 11/11/13 11:28 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

She's pissed because she's probably a 17 year old girl and doesn't know wtf is going on.  Teenage girls are insane.
aaaand yeaaaah you're gonna get banned once a mod sees this.


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: Sleepwalker]
    #19124151 - 11/11/13 11:53 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

The pill is far cheaper than an abortion which is exponentially cheaper than a child.  I'd have no problem throwing the chick 50 bucks even if i was broke as fuck..

With that said, some rando chick hating you is a small price to pay for the benefits of not having a child with her.  Cut your losses, move on. You still win.


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: Irfan] * 1
    #19125084 - 11/12/13 05:48 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:goodluckwiththat:


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: The Shape]
    #19125929 - 11/12/13 11:36 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

The dude is banned ya'll :pierre1:


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: Spacerific]
    #19127883 - 11/12/13 06:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Spacerific said:
Quote:

zappaisgod said:
Quote:

robbyberto said:
I would do the same thing. Honestly, if she wouldn't do it willingly I would probably do it surreptitiously.



Then you should go to jail.



Wtf? Is he supposed to let the bitch have his unwanted unplanned kid and pay child support for the rest of his life?




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Who comes up with these rules? :lol:

I thought it would be quite obvious that broken condom -> Plan B or morning after pill or whatever it's called.

And good on OP for finding one so fast, I would have been completely clueless of where to get one if it happened to me.

Oh and that girl is fucking retarded. What was her objection exactly? I'm not taking the pill because what?




Don't care.  My advice.  Don't fuck random retarded freakshows just because you can.  Might make for a tough date pool for you but it is sound advice nonetheless.


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: kendricklamar]
    #19134798 - 11/14/13 04:59 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I think you did a good thing, sorry she hates you. Maybe if you told me more of the story I'd understand why?

I once had sex with no condom with this girl when I was really really drunk. It was horrible horrible sex. She was not nearly as drunk as me, I practically date raped
Myself.

It was weird, I think this is how it went down but don't remember. We met up, drank and listened to music, I had a lot of Carlo Rossie so we played that one e-40 song and got shwilly and she asked if she could spend the night. I said yeah, and probably mentioned she could sleep in my bed. She wanted to, then I guess I started taking off her clothes, and she was like "what are you doing" and I asked if she wanted to
Have sex and she said she didn't think it was a good idea but then she changed her mind and we made out and messed around

I tried to go down on her but she smelled so bad, she smelled like she hasn't showered in five days!!! And she is such a clean pretty looking girl, I was pretty suprised but too drunk to care. Anyways I was just too
Drunk to get very hard and stuck it in too early, she was really wet though so it worked out.

But god was she a dead fish.. I came... We slept. When I woke I asked to make sure she was on birth control and she said "no" and I just couldn't stop thinking how retarded I was.... And how retarded she was for being the barely drunk person in the situation. I even had condoms in my room!

It was just such bad sex and I tried to convince her to get plan b but she wasn't even that worried about it while I was Kind of freaking out.

Worst sex ever.


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: Everything]
    #19134804 - 11/14/13 05:03 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Okay and to add, I had a dmt trip like a week later where I hallucinated a women with a fetus inside of her, except it was way to awesome and cool of a hallucination to represent that situation but i guess the birth of life is beautiful and stuff. The dmt trip made me really paranoid she was actually pregnant.

Fortunately drugs just play tricks on your mind.


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: Everything]
    #19134831 - 11/14/13 05:28 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

it's stupid seeing all these babies having babies

I'll respect a woman for not asking dudes they slept years and years ago for child support

like why should they have your money for hanging out with your kid lol


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: Konyap]
    #19134834 - 11/14/13 05:30 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

North american chicks will be all against abortions because they're so used to being on the good side of faith

it's just superstition


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: Konyap]
    #19134835 - 11/14/13 05:31 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

like lesbians are going to go around catching semen so they can raise a baby

that shit is superficial as hell


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: Konyap]
    #19134843 - 11/14/13 05:39 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

He'll ya mayne! Once day bitch raise up my boy I'm snatchin im back up n teachin im how to run da streetz


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: Everything]
    #19134850 - 11/14/13 05:43 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

didn't I tell you I was going to do you good boy now look at cha!


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: Konyap]
    #19135482 - 11/14/13 10:02 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Did you post this to brag? You sure seem really cool. I hope she didn't take it and you are stuck with her for the rest of your life. Somebody ban this little boy already


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: Ballerium]
    #19135724 - 11/14/13 11:15 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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It has already reigned down upon him.




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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: The5thElement]
    #19136777 - 11/14/13 03:49 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I sometimes wonder if people actually read the threads, or just the op. I mean this thread is only 2 pages long guys.

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The5thElement said:
The dude is banned ya'll :pierre1:




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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: The5thElement] * 1
    #19136821 - 11/14/13 04:01 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I once had to practically beg a chick to take Plan B once.  Similar situation, and I admit, I was a huge fucking asshole about it.

But, in the long run, she got fat, I'm not a dad, so it's all good from my end.

Another time, my friend came begging to me for money when we were like 15 so that he could buy his GF some Plan B.  I had a nice little gig going on so I had the money, and he claimed it was a loan, but I never saw that $60 bucks again. 

He ended up knocking up another chick a few years later, but he's doing well, and I feel good for helping him avoid a potentially disastrous situation as a teenager.


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: kendricklamar]
    #19137671 - 11/14/13 07:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Yeah i was having sex with this girl and the condom broke and i pretty much came all up inside her. I forced her beyond her will to take Plan B and now she hates me, so am I a douchebag or just a guy that doesn't wanna be a teen dad




one, your not a douchebag,

ive done that with an ex... but we fucked without a condom like 5 times, because she wanted it like that, n i let it happen 'because i got high'
, honestly, the way her attitude waS when i was asking her to please take the plan b pill was sort of like, 'you wouldnt want me if i got pregnant' its like no bitch, a few weeks later she fucked her other ex. THANK GOD.


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: Endure]
    #19138205 - 11/14/13 08:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

That's fucked


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: Everything]
    #19139660 - 11/15/13 03:58 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Everything said:
That's fucked





sometimes its the crazy evil shit that helps you realize a person isn't worth it sooner then later…


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: Endure]
    #19142696 - 11/15/13 08:43 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah I can't imagine that happening with any girl I'm into. I probably
Just haven't dated enough women though.


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: Everything] * 1
    #19145332 - 11/16/13 01:31 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Fellas. If you ever have this problem, lace their food with it. Just get some nice takeout food and crush that puppy up in there.


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: CounterCulturest]
    #19147850 - 11/16/13 11:38 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

plan b


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: Konyap]
    #19149038 - 11/17/13 10:22 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

On the off-chance that OP comes back and reads this...

Dude, you should really man up and give the chick $25-50.
That was so shitty of you to make her pay for that in full and then laugh about it.

Don't have cash? Tough shit... Go collect aluminum and turn it in, mow/shovel somebody's property.

Bad form, bud.... Bad form


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