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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: The5thElement]
    #19123307 - 11/11/13 09:01 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

It has already reigned down upon him.


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: Ballerium]
    #19123334 - 11/11/13 09:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Hope I don't see that guy on Teen Mom's one day.


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: kendricklamar]
    #19124079 - 11/11/13 11:28 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

She's pissed because she's probably a 17 year old girl and doesn't know wtf is going on.  Teenage girls are insane.
aaaand yeaaaah you're gonna get banned once a mod sees this.


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: Sleepwalker]
    #19124151 - 11/11/13 11:53 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

The pill is far cheaper than an abortion which is exponentially cheaper than a child.  I'd have no problem throwing the chick 50 bucks even if i was broke as fuck..

With that said, some rando chick hating you is a small price to pay for the benefits of not having a child with her.  Cut your losses, move on. You still win.


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: Irfan] * 1
    #19125084 - 11/12/13 05:48 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:goodluckwiththat:


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: The Shape]
    #19125929 - 11/12/13 11:36 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

The dude is banned ya'll :pierre1:


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: Spacerific]
    #19127883 - 11/12/13 06:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Spacerific said:
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zappaisgod said:
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robbyberto said:
I would do the same thing. Honestly, if she wouldn't do it willingly I would probably do it surreptitiously.



Then you should go to jail.



Wtf? Is he supposed to let the bitch have his unwanted unplanned kid and pay child support for the rest of his life?




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Who comes up with these rules? :lol:

I thought it would be quite obvious that broken condom -> Plan B or morning after pill or whatever it's called.

And good on OP for finding one so fast, I would have been completely clueless of where to get one if it happened to me.

Oh and that girl is fucking retarded. What was her objection exactly? I'm not taking the pill because what?




Don't care.  My advice.  Don't fuck random retarded freakshows just because you can.  Might make for a tough date pool for you but it is sound advice nonetheless.


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: kendricklamar]
    #19134798 - 11/14/13 04:59 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I think you did a good thing, sorry she hates you. Maybe if you told me more of the story I'd understand why?

I once had sex with no condom with this girl when I was really really drunk. It was horrible horrible sex. She was not nearly as drunk as me, I practically date raped
Myself.

It was weird, I think this is how it went down but don't remember. We met up, drank and listened to music, I had a lot of Carlo Rossie so we played that one e-40 song and got shwilly and she asked if she could spend the night. I said yeah, and probably mentioned she could sleep in my bed. She wanted to, then I guess I started taking off her clothes, and she was like "what are you doing" and I asked if she wanted to
Have sex and she said she didn't think it was a good idea but then she changed her mind and we made out and messed around

I tried to go down on her but she smelled so bad, she smelled like she hasn't showered in five days!!! And she is such a clean pretty looking girl, I was pretty suprised but too drunk to care. Anyways I was just too
Drunk to get very hard and stuck it in too early, she was really wet though so it worked out.

But god was she a dead fish.. I came... We slept. When I woke I asked to make sure she was on birth control and she said "no" and I just couldn't stop thinking how retarded I was.... And how retarded she was for being the barely drunk person in the situation. I even had condoms in my room!

It was just such bad sex and I tried to convince her to get plan b but she wasn't even that worried about it while I was Kind of freaking out.

Worst sex ever.


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: Everything]
    #19134804 - 11/14/13 05:03 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Okay and to add, I had a dmt trip like a week later where I hallucinated a women with a fetus inside of her, except it was way to awesome and cool of a hallucination to represent that situation but i guess the birth of life is beautiful and stuff. The dmt trip made me really paranoid she was actually pregnant.

Fortunately drugs just play tricks on your mind.


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: Everything]
    #19134831 - 11/14/13 05:28 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

it's stupid seeing all these babies having babies

I'll respect a woman for not asking dudes they slept years and years ago for child support

like why should they have your money for hanging out with your kid lol


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: Konyap]
    #19134834 - 11/14/13 05:30 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

North american chicks will be all against abortions because they're so used to being on the good side of faith

it's just superstition


Edited by Konyap (11/14/13 05:38 AM)


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: Konyap]
    #19134835 - 11/14/13 05:31 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

like lesbians are going to go around catching semen so they can raise a baby

that shit is superficial as hell


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: Konyap]
    #19134843 - 11/14/13 05:39 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

He'll ya mayne! Once day bitch raise up my boy I'm snatchin im back up n teachin im how to run da streetz


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: Everything]
    #19134850 - 11/14/13 05:43 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

didn't I tell you I was going to do you good boy now look at cha!


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: Konyap]
    #19135482 - 11/14/13 10:02 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Did you post this to brag? You sure seem really cool. I hope she didn't take it and you are stuck with her for the rest of your life. Somebody ban this little boy already


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: Ballerium]
    #19135724 - 11/14/13 11:15 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Ballerium said:
It has already reigned down upon him.




:lol:


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: The5thElement]
    #19136777 - 11/14/13 03:49 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I sometimes wonder if people actually read the threads, or just the op. I mean this thread is only 2 pages long guys.

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The dude is banned ya'll :pierre1:




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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: The5thElement] * 1
    #19136821 - 11/14/13 04:01 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I once had to practically beg a chick to take Plan B once.  Similar situation, and I admit, I was a huge fucking asshole about it.

But, in the long run, she got fat, I'm not a dad, so it's all good from my end.

Another time, my friend came begging to me for money when we were like 15 so that he could buy his GF some Plan B.  I had a nice little gig going on so I had the money, and he claimed it was a loan, but I never saw that $60 bucks again. 

He ended up knocking up another chick a few years later, but he's doing well, and I feel good for helping him avoid a potentially disastrous situation as a teenager.


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: kendricklamar]
    #19137671 - 11/14/13 07:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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kendricklamar said:
Yeah i was having sex with this girl and the condom broke and i pretty much came all up inside her. I forced her beyond her will to take Plan B and now she hates me, so am I a douchebag or just a guy that doesn't wanna be a teen dad




one, your not a douchebag,

ive done that with an ex... but we fucked without a condom like 5 times, because she wanted it like that, n i let it happen 'because i got high'
, honestly, the way her attitude waS when i was asking her to please take the plan b pill was sort of like, 'you wouldnt want me if i got pregnant' its like no bitch, a few weeks later she fucked her other ex. THANK GOD.


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Re: So i was fuckin this bitch... [Re: Endure]
    #19138205 - 11/14/13 08:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

That's fucked


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