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OfflineEnemaOfState
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Girl help...
    #19121379 - 11/11/13 03:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

So im supposed to hang out with this girl tonight who i dont know like really well yet but shes really cute and chill, she loves smokin the herb so whatever we do will involve that. But im not sure what.

Maybe smoke on the beach at night?
Or go eat somewhere idek?!
Its not like a date really, were just hangin out ya know? But i like the girl (were both 18)

Any suggestions?


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Re: Girl help... [Re: EnemaOfState]
    #19121438 - 11/11/13 04:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

smoking by the beach and eating somewhere both sound nice


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Re: Girl help... [Re: EnemaOfState]
    #19121443 - 11/11/13 04:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Well if your just hanging out, and don't particularly want to date her. Then just do what you normally do with friends. But then fuck her.


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Re: Girl help... [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19121526 - 11/11/13 04:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

stare at her boobs, she'll know what to do from there


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Re: Girl help... [Re: dontknow]
    #19121661 - 11/11/13 04:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Most successful relationships start with sex on the first date.  Most awkwardness occurs when you don't bang, and then you just become friends.

This is truth.


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Re: Girl help... [Re: Maverick]
    #19121696 - 11/11/13 04:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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zZZz said:
smoking by the beach and eating somewhere both sound nice




Yup. That's usually what I do when I meet a new lady.


Quote:

Maverick said:
Most successful relationships start with sex on the first date.  Most awkwardness occurs when you don't bang, and then you just become friends.

This is truth.




QFT.

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Anyways OP, just have fun and smoke some weed man. It kind of depends on your age I think. It sounds like you might be a bit younger and just a nice night out on the beach blazing and possibly some sex afterwards is the way to go IMO.


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Re: Girl help... [Re: Maverick]
    #19121742 - 11/11/13 04:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Maverick said:
Most successful relationships start with sex on the first date.  Most awkwardness occurs when you don't bang, and then you just become friends.

This is truth.




Thats fine and all but how do i present the idea of sex, i cant tell if shes down or not?


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Re: Girl help... [Re: EnemaOfState]
    #19121760 - 11/11/13 04:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

That kind of comes naturally, you just need to put the two of you into a comfortable position and make a move.  Meaning try to pull the old little mermaid crap and 'kiss de' girl'...



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Re: Girl help... [Re: Maverick]
    #19121784 - 11/11/13 04:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Meaning try to pull the old little mermaid crap and 'kiss de' girl'...



Sha la la la la la la la la la la ti da  just like that


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Re: Girl help... [Re: dontknow]
    #19121796 - 11/11/13 05:01 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

sebastian is a pimp  :pimp:


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Re: Girl help... [Re: zZZz]
    #19121803 - 11/11/13 05:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Fuck her before you eat so you can bail and stick her ass with the bill.


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Re: Girl help... [Re: zZZz]
    #19121807 - 11/11/13 05:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I really wish that picture of Sebastian was a smiley here, lol


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Re: Girl help... [Re: Maverick]
    #19121813 - 11/11/13 05:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

yea, right? that look is priceless



it'll be called :kissdagirl:


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Re: Girl help... [Re: EnemaOfState]
    #19121815 - 11/11/13 05:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

EnemaOfState said:
Quote:

Maverick said:
Most successful relationships start with sex on the first date.  Most awkwardness occurs when you don't bang, and then you just become friends.

This is truth.




Thats fine and all but how do i present the idea of sex, i cant tell if shes down or not?



dude, if she's willing to hangout with you, she's willing to have sex with you.


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Re: Girl help... [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19121827 - 11/11/13 05:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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dude, if she's willing to hangout with you, she's willing to have sex with you.



That's rock solid advice. Air tight.


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Re: Girl help... [Re: dontknow]
    #19121829 - 11/11/13 05:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

DSHSB :whatever:


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Re: Girl help... [Re: dontknow]
    #19121838 - 11/11/13 05:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You just gotta assume it's always on, plant the idea of sex as early as possible and it pretty much just happens.
say things like "Oh I don't put out on the first date so don't think your getting lucky tonight" shit like that is GOLD and just keep at it.

Accuse her of trying to seduce you, make sexual jokes around her. And then bring her to your place and fuck her.


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Re: Girl help... [Re: Maverick]
    #19121840 - 11/11/13 05:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

sebastian cracks me up :lol:


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Re: Girl help... [Re: zZZz]
    #19121855 - 11/11/13 05:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

He reminds me of Quint from the Timon and Pumbaa show


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Re: Girl help... [Re: dontknow]
    #19121877 - 11/11/13 05:20 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i vote shameless flirtation, even if it's cheesy as a bastard, then pull out your penis.

don't let mary J tie ur tongue!!!!


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