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OfflineSnowDaze
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Things normal people do... * 1
    #19116928 - 11/10/13 07:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

1. eat dairy queen
2. watch nighttime television
3. shop at walmart



what else?


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OnlineShroomslip
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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: SnowDaze]
    #19116940 - 11/10/13 07:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

4. Die


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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OfflineGodandLove
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Registered: 09/23/13
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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: Shroomslip]
    #19116952 - 11/10/13 07:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

poop while standing in public restrooms


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Offlineakira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ


Registered: 08/28/09
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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: Shroomslip]
    #19116957 - 11/10/13 07:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

5: Ransack


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Invisiblemr sniffles
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Registered: 06/03/13
Posts: 1,663
Re: Things normal people do... [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19116967 - 11/10/13 07:58 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

masturbate


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OfflineRam Dass
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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19116971 - 11/10/13 07:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

6: jack off into clothing in department store changing rooms and put the clothing back on the rack.


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OfflineSnowDaze
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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: mr sniffles]
    #19116974 - 11/10/13 07:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

ice cream as a family and watch movies

what the fuck is that


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OfflineGodandLove
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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: SnowDaze]
    #19116997 - 11/10/13 08:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

SnowDaze said:
ice cream as a family and watch movies

what the fuck is that



If I told you that I was erect... would you envelope me?


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InvisibleLe_Canard
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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: SnowDaze]
    #19117017 - 11/10/13 08:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

What is this "normal" you speak of?


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: Le_Canard]
    #19117022 - 11/10/13 08:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

normal is hatred and disdain.


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OfflineGodandLove
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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: Le_Canard]
    #19117023 - 11/10/13 08:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

ToiletDuk said:
What is this "normal" you speak of?



Your damn Avatar is too damn CUTE.. It makes me smile every time!


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Invisibleunknown1123
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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: GodandLove]
    #19117047 - 11/10/13 08:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

4. eat delivery pizza or food for that matter


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Offlinedontknow
It's all in the reflex


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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: unknown1123]
    #19117058 - 11/10/13 08:15 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Screw up, learn, and move on


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The discerning heart seeks knowledge, but the mouth of a fool feeds on folly. -Proverbs 15:14

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“Imagination is everything. It is the preview of Life’s coming attractions.”
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InvisibleMurph

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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: dontknow]
    #19117065 - 11/10/13 08:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Drink bud lite and talk about sports.


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: dontknow]
    #19117069 - 11/10/13 08:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i don't know (ha) if you can consider screwing up, screwing up when their is mutual screwage. i'd say it's more like "realize, learn and move on."


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Offlinewatermelon mon
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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: dontknow]
    #19117072 - 11/10/13 08:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

drink coffee I am not normal :sad: lol


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OfflineKiya_Star427
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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: watermelon mon]
    #19117101 - 11/10/13 08:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Watch Fox and MSNBC all day, then goes and listens to the shitty fucking radio, and hear artists like Lady Gaga and Katey Perry, and prays for Obama and government to enslave us more.

:glorious:


Edited by Kiya_Star427 (11/10/13 08:28 PM)


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: Kiya_Star427]
    #19117110 - 11/10/13 08:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

now that's accurate^ :lol:












:sad:


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OfflineJordank
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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: SnowDaze]
    #19117127 - 11/10/13 08:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Go into public bathrooms and lay used condoms on the toilet seat to gross out homeless people.


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Offlinenicechrisman
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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: Le_Canard]
    #19117210 - 11/10/13 08:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

ToiletDuk said:
What is this "normal" you speak of?



Dude. That's too weird. I was just about to post EXACTLY the same thing word for word.


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