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OfflineSnowDaze
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Things normal people do... * 1
    #19116928 - 11/10/13 07:53 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

1. eat dairy queen
2. watch nighttime television
3. shop at walmart



what else?


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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: SnowDaze]
    #19116940 - 11/10/13 07:54 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

4. Die


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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OfflineGodandLove
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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: Shroomslip]
    #19116952 - 11/10/13 07:56 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

poop while standing in public restrooms


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: Shroomslip]
    #19116957 - 11/10/13 07:57 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

5: Ransack


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Invisiblemr sniffles
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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19116967 - 11/10/13 07:58 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

masturbate


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OfflineRam Dass
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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19116971 - 11/10/13 07:59 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

6: jack off into clothing in department store changing rooms and put the clothing back on the rack.


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OfflineSnowDaze
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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: mr sniffles]
    #19116974 - 11/10/13 07:59 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

ice cream as a family and watch movies

what the fuck is that


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OfflineGodandLove
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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: SnowDaze]
    #19116997 - 11/10/13 08:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

SnowDaze said:
ice cream as a family and watch movies

what the fuck is that



If I told you that I was erect... would you envelope me?


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InvisibleLe_Canard
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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: SnowDaze]
    #19117017 - 11/10/13 08:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

What is this "normal" you speak of?


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: Le_Canard]
    #19117022 - 11/10/13 08:09 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

normal is hatred and disdain.


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OfflineGodandLove
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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: Le_Canard]
    #19117023 - 11/10/13 08:09 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

ToiletDuk said:
What is this "normal" you speak of?



Your damn Avatar is too damn CUTE.. It makes me smile every time!


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Invisibleunknown1123
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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: GodandLove]
    #19117047 - 11/10/13 08:13 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

4. eat delivery pizza or food for that matter


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Offlinedontknow
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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: unknown1123]
    #19117058 - 11/10/13 08:15 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Screw up, learn, and move on


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The discerning heart seeks knowledge, but the mouth of a fool feeds on folly. -Proverbs 15:14

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“Imagination is everything. It is the preview of Life’s coming attractions.”
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InvisibleMurph

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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: dontknow]
    #19117065 - 11/10/13 08:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Drink bud lite and talk about sports.


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: dontknow]
    #19117069 - 11/10/13 08:17 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

i don't know (ha) if you can consider screwing up, screwing up when their is mutual screwage. i'd say it's more like "realize, learn and move on."


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Offlinewatermelon mon
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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: dontknow]
    #19117072 - 11/10/13 08:18 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

drink coffee I am not normal :sad: lol


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OfflineKiya_Star427
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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: watermelon mon]
    #19117101 - 11/10/13 08:27 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Watch Fox and MSNBC all day, then goes and listens to the shitty fucking radio, and hear artists like Lady Gaga and Katey Perry, and prays for Obama and government to enslave us more.

:glorious:


Edited by Kiya_Star427 (11/10/13 08:28 PM)


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: Kiya_Star427]
    #19117110 - 11/10/13 08:29 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

now that's accurate^ :lol:












:sad:


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OfflineJordank
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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: SnowDaze]
    #19117127 - 11/10/13 08:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Go into public bathrooms and lay used condoms on the toilet seat to gross out homeless people.


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Offlinenicechrisman
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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: Le_Canard]
    #19117210 - 11/10/13 08:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

ToiletDuk said:
What is this "normal" you speak of?



Dude. That's too weird. I was just about to post EXACTLY the same thing word for word.


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OfflineThulean

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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: Jordank]
    #19117236 - 11/10/13 08:53 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

You guys are starting to sound like the wizards I read about on www.wizardchan.org


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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: SnowDaze]
    #19117245 - 11/10/13 08:55 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

SnowDaze said:
1. eat dairy queen
2. watch nighttime television
3. shop at walmart



what else?




you sure this isn't what poor people do?

haha, but "normal" is only relative to your personal socioeconomic or cultural situation.

that being said, normal people where i'm from -
work
pay taxes
invest in the welfare of their children
consume alcohol socially
take out rediculous student loans and become engulfed in debt


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: stzacrack]
    #19117259 - 11/10/13 08:58 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

^ basically hate and disdain for life in general.

propagation with no reason.


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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: akira_akuma] * 1
    #19117333 - 11/10/13 09:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

akira_akuma said:
^ basically hate and disdain for life in general.

propagation with no reason.




haha i agree


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: stzacrack]
    #19117337 - 11/10/13 09:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:cookiemonster: well hot damn, usually i'd be told that i must have a shitty life, because i'm negative. this is refreshing.


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InvisibleRiderOnTheStorm
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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: SnowDaze] * 1
    #19117360 - 11/10/13 09:21 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Lie about how many people they've slept with.

Rationalize why someone is no longer their friend so they don't feel bad about inserting a dagger into their back.

Get into petty arguments over matters that do not and will never affect them.

Talk shit about other people behind their backs to elevate their own social position, while simultaneously and ironically destroying theirs.

Avoid paying taxes at all costs.

Believe that they are immune to change despite an abundance of evidence supporting the opposite.

Complain. About everything.

Pretend that violence is abhorrent to them while tuning in each week to watch Law and Order: Ultra Mega Serial Killer Rape-a-thon.

Discuss politics while never participating in any aspect of it that matters.

Let employers dictate their lives because it's easier than doing their own thing.

Have boring vanilla sex while living vicariously through internet porn.

Beg their god who already determined the outcome of everything to change its plan just for them.

Make important decisions based on fleeting emotions and temporary circumstance.


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: RiderOnTheStorm]
    #19117366 - 11/10/13 09:23 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

LOL^ :elmo: pretty much


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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19117376 - 11/10/13 09:25 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

you are not negative, you are realistic.

- from a fellow pessimist :manofapproval:


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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: stzacrack]
    #19117392 - 11/10/13 09:27 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

stzacrack said:
you are not negative, you are realistic.

- from a fellow pessimist :manofapproval:




:lolsy:

I tell myself that almost daily.


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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: stzacrack]
    #19117406 - 11/10/13 09:28 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:mjdance: i'm an optimist. i have hope that people eventually realize their idiocy and stop rationalizing their actions as self-righteous.


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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19117578 - 11/10/13 10:01 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

1.Party with the ghost of John Belushi.
2.Drive a bike into a foam pit filled with foam boobs.
3.Go into a bar and order a meatloaf sandwich.
4.Tickle a police officer.
5.Run around the downtown area in a speed racer costume.

I hope I helped.  :pope:


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"As I walk on through troubled times my spirit gets so downhearted sometimes so where are the strong and who are the trusted? And where is the harmony? Sweet harmony. Cause each time I feel it slippin' away, just makes me wanna cry. What's so funny 'bout peace love & understanding?" - Nick Lowe

"Psychedelic drugs don't change you - they don't change your character - unless you want to be changed. They enable change; they can't impose it...” - Sasha Shulgin


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OfflineKiya_Star427
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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: mindgnome]
    #19117587 - 11/10/13 10:02 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

mindgnome said:
1.Party with the ghost of John Belushi.
2.Drive a bike into a foam pit that has foam boobs.
3.Go into a bar and order a meatloaf sandwich.
4.Tickle a police officer.
5.Run around the downtown area in a speed racer costume.

I hope I helped.  :pope:




Party like it's 1999. Prince style


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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: Kiya_Star427]
    #19117600 - 11/10/13 10:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Party like it's 1799. Napolean style


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"As I walk on through troubled times my spirit gets so downhearted sometimes so where are the strong and who are the trusted? And where is the harmony? Sweet harmony. Cause each time I feel it slippin' away, just makes me wanna cry. What's so funny 'bout peace love & understanding?" - Nick Lowe

"Psychedelic drugs don't change you - they don't change your character - unless you want to be changed. They enable change; they can't impose it...” - Sasha Shulgin


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OfflineKonichiwaffle
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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: SnowDaze]
    #19117613 - 11/10/13 10:06 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

1. Get divorced
2. Go on diets they wont follow for too long
3. Think that someday they'll be rich


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Invisibledonteatasians

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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: SnowDaze]
    #19117648 - 11/10/13 10:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Talk about normal people like their not one. :lol:


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OfflineKiya_Star427
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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: mindgnome]
    #19117655 - 11/10/13 10:12 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Party like it's 2686 BC, Egyptian style 
:glorious:


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Offlinewatermelon mon
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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: Kiya_Star427]
    #19117665 - 11/10/13 10:13 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:pope:


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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: donteatasians]
    #19117668 - 11/10/13 10:13 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Cut the breaks on a semi and drive the semi through town blowing the horn and screaming "I can't stop" while listening to "Can't stop" by Red Hot Chili Peppers.


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"As I walk on through troubled times my spirit gets so downhearted sometimes so where are the strong and who are the trusted? And where is the harmony? Sweet harmony. Cause each time I feel it slippin' away, just makes me wanna cry. What's so funny 'bout peace love & understanding?" - Nick Lowe

"Psychedelic drugs don't change you - they don't change your character - unless you want to be changed. They enable change; they can't impose it...” - Sasha Shulgin


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OfflineKiya_Star427
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Re: Things normal people do... [Re: watermelon mon]
    #19117720 - 11/10/13 10:22 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

watermelon mon said:
:pope:




The pope cometh! The pope cometh! Ahhhh! hide the kids!!


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