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OfflineJesusIsLord
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i lost my car keys
    #19115222 - 11/10/13 02:34 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

and it's driving me (hah!) fucking nuts :kingcrankey:


GAHHHHHRGGHHHHHHH! i know they're in my room somewhere and i've turned my room upside down looking for the fuckers.

it's ruining my weekend. fuck! :sad:


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Offlinenicechrisman
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Re: i lost my car keys [Re: JesusIsLord]
    #19115254 - 11/10/13 02:42 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Damn I hate that feeling. In the future, you should make a copy and hide it somewhere where you will remember.


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InvisibleNWlight
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Re: i lost my car keys [Re: JesusIsLord]
    #19115255 - 11/10/13 02:42 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

how big is your room? damn.


or how messy :lol:


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Offlinedontknow
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Re: i lost my car keys [Re: NWlight]
    #19115257 - 11/10/13 02:43 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Get a magnet, tie it to a stick, and probe your room.


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OfflineJesusIsLord
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Re: i lost my car keys [Re: NWlight]
    #19115265 - 11/10/13 02:44 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

NWlight said:
how big is your room? damn.


or how messy :lol:




not that big, like 12x12 maybe. actually has very little stuff in it overall that's why it's driving me fuckin nuts!

it's an audi key, pretty sure laser cut probably 200$ for a new one. ARGHHHHHH


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Offlinedontknow
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Re: i lost my car keys [Re: JesusIsLord]
    #19115272 - 11/10/13 02:46 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Check dirty pants pockets, bed sheets, under furniture? Check where you wouldn't expect it to be, like the back of a sock drawer :shrug2:


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OfflineJesusIsLord
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Re: i lost my car keys [Re: nicechrisman]
    #19115273 - 11/10/13 02:46 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

nicechrisman said:
Damn I hate that feeling. In the future, you should make a copy and hide it somewhere where you will remember.



fuckin A if they weren't so insanely expensive from the dealership i'd have done that already. i had it on a lanyard but it fell off a while ago so was just the key on its own. fuck me this is ruining my one day off work fretting about finding this stupid damn key


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OfflineJesusIsLord
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Re: i lost my car keys [Re: dontknow]
    #19115336 - 11/10/13 02:59 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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dontknow said:
Check dirty pants pockets, bed sheets, under furniture? Check where you wouldn't expect it to be, like the back of a sock drawer :shrug2:



true dat. been doin that kinda thang, looked in my jacket where i last remember them being like 100 times. i'm just giving up right now hoping if i stop trying i'll just run into them naturally. i think when i'm pissed i can't see straight and i'm probably looking right at them and just don't realize it


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Offlinedontknow
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Re: i lost my car keys [Re: JesusIsLord]
    #19115341 - 11/10/13 03:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:thumbup: they'll show up eventually


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InvisibleNimpo
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Re: i lost my car keys [Re: dontknow] * 1
    #19115635 - 11/10/13 03:53 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I took the keys AND shot the deputy


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Re: i lost my car keys [Re: Nimpo]
    #19116233 - 11/10/13 05:49 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Did you find it?


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OfflineJesusIsLord
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Re: i lost my car keys [Re: SprewellSleeve]
    #19117521 - 11/10/13 09:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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SprewellSleeve said:
Did you find it?



YES! I just found them fucking FINALLY. Basically it ruined my entire Sunday, which fucking suuuuuucks. I was stressing all day as the audi keys are expensive as hell and would take 1-2 weeks to arrive so I'd be SOL. I had my roadside assistance from my insurance come and unlock my car, which made the alarm go off, further pissing me off, and didn't find the keys. I knew they weren't in my room as I had tossed the fucker. They could only be in my roommates room. We looked around/in his chair again and VOILA! Fucking FINALLLLYYYYYY they were deep, deep in the chair. I'm so fucking glad I found them, major PITA averted. Now I'll be duct taping the shit out of my keys to my main keychain and zealously guard the shit. I needa spare made, that's for sure.

Keep tabs on your shit peeps! Shit sucks when you lose it :derp:


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Offlinedontknow
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Re: i lost my car keys [Re: JesusIsLord]
    #19117538 - 11/10/13 09:54 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Glad you found them :thumbup:


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OfflineGodandLove
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Re: i lost my car keys [Re: dontknow]
    #19117567 - 11/10/13 09:58 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: i lost my car keys [Re: GodandLove]
    #19117592 - 11/10/13 10:03 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:feelsgoodman:

wooohoOO!


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OfflineJesusIsLord
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Re: i lost my car keys [Re: lunarpiscean]
    #19117690 - 11/10/13 10:18 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

all is right in the universe, i haz ma car. ma babeh
banana dance to the stars :Awemazing: :bananadance:


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Re: i lost my car keys [Re: JesusIsLord]
    #19117718 - 11/10/13 10:22 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

dude the chair they fell in is like a mini labyrinth of nooks n crannies. Shit's cray cray.

I fucking hate that chair. I'm gonna go office space on it if my buddy ever moves out (it came with the house).


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OfflineKiya_Star427
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Re: i lost my car keys [Re: GodandLove]
    #19117796 - 11/10/13 10:35 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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omg thats hilarious

thank you for this.


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OfflineJesusIsLord
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Re: i lost my car keys [Re: Kiya_Star427]
    #19117805 - 11/10/13 10:37 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Kiya_Star427 said:
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GodandLove said:





omg thats hilarious

thank you for this.



kids rockin that shit! that is close to my reaction when i found them. it was like finding that bag of weed you lost on a hike 4 miles back and just stumbled on it n smoked dat sheit (yeh, I dun did that too). :lolsy:


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Re: i lost my car keys [Re: JesusIsLord]
    #19117837 - 11/10/13 10:43 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

been there done that....

ive moved 3 times sense then never found em..

i think i must have thrown in the dumpster along with the trash in my opiate/xanex debauchery


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