Drunk waitress 'tried to wear a CHEESEBURGER as a sandal after getting caught having sex outside Waffle House'
By Snejana Farberov PUBLISHED: 00:52 GMT, 9 November 2013 | UPDATED: 06:52 GMT, 9 November 2013
It's well known that excessive alcohol consumption can lead to some poor decision-making, which in the case of one Georgia woman meant having sex in public and then trying to wear a sandwich on her feet.
Rachel Gossett, 25, and Frank Lucas, 27, were arrested November 3 and cited for public drunkenness and loitering after the pair were busted having sexual intercourse in a pickup truck outside a Loganville Waffle House.
According to a police report, Gossett was so inebriated that she stuck her foot inside a cheeseburger, thinking it was her sandal.
The 25-year-old woman had a blood alcohol level twice the legal limit, while her partner in crime was only slightly more sober. The star-crossed lovers are due back in court January 16.
According to the incident report cited by The Smoking Gun, Loganville police officers arrived at the fast food eatery at 4752 Atlanta Highway at around 1.30am last Sunday after getting a call about a couple engaged in amorous activities in the parking lot.
The responding officers approached a Dodge pickup truck, where they spotted a pantless Gossett sitting astride Lucas in the driver's seat.
The officers ordered the couple to get dressed and take out their driver's licenses. The incident report noted that the inside of the truck reeked of alcohol.
Lucas then pulled his pants back on, but Gossett need repeated prompting from the cops as she sat impassively in the passenger seat.
'When the female finally got dressed she attempted to put a cheeseburger on her foot as if it were a sandal,’ the report stated.
According to Gossett's Facebook page, the woman has a young daughter, and she recently got a new job working as a server at a local bar and grill.
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