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InvisibledeCypher
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Re: Things that are better than sex [Re: GoldenEye] * 2
    #19116159 - 11/10/13 05:37 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

IV heroin/cocaine/methamphetamine
Smashing an enemy's bloody face in with a heavy, jagged rock after raping the women he loves and burning every possession he holds dearest to his heart down to mere embers
Cuddling with three soft, curvy bisexual incarnations of nymphomaniac goddesses

Or, preferably, all three one right one another.  :bliss:


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Re: Things that are better than sex [Re: deCypher]
    #19116264 - 11/10/13 05:55 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

you dark mother fucker.  i'll drink to that :cheers:


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Re: Things that are better than sex [Re: deCypher] * 1
    #19116282 - 11/10/13 05:58 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

deCypher, you're still alive? :lol:


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Re: Things that are better than sex [Re: Middleman]
    #19116319 - 11/10/13 06:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I have a longstanding wager he will never make it to thirty. He better hurry up and :dying:


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Re: Things that are better than sex [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #19116347 - 11/10/13 06:09 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

if he makes it, you better be sure you be dead.  :satansmoking:


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Re: Things that are better than sex [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #19117675 - 11/10/13 10:15 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

better than sex with who?

with me? nothing  :rocketcrotch:

but, might i say making love is better than sex?

a good shot of heroin

watching an underdog achieve victory

family

^ in no particular order


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Re: Things that are better than sex [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #19119983 - 11/11/13 11:09 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Ya'all denied my my successful troll. :frown:


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Re: Things that are better than sex [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #19120015 - 11/11/13 11:16 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Compost


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"Life may seem to flee in a moment, but when the mind is freed of the veil of ignorance, and illusion that comes between the mind and the truth, life and death are only opposite sides of the same coin - "water welling from the fire."


"Within us, we carry the world of no-birth and no-death. But we never touch it, because we live only with our notions."
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Re: Things that are better than sex [Re: Sse]
    #19120636 - 11/11/13 01:31 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I didn't know you got so much pleasure from trolling, OC. I feel violated now. :eek:

*Imagines OC at his computer shouting "Yes, YES!"* :whacker:


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InvisibleOrgoneConclusion
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Re: Things that are better than sex [Re: NetDiver]
    #19120698 - 11/11/13 01:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Trolling on the River

:itwasgoodforme:


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InvisibledeCypher
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Re: Things that are better than sex [Re: OrgoneConclusion] * 1
    #19125982 - 11/12/13 11:54 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

OrgoneConclusion said:
I have a longstanding wager he will never make it to thirty. He better hurry up and :dying:




When I die I'll make sure to come back and haunt all you die-hard skeptics in PS&P.  :smirk:


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Re: Things that are better than sex [Re: OrgoneConclusion] * 1
    #19126239 - 11/12/13 12:59 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

The definition of an intellectual is someone who "thinks" there is something better than sex.


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" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
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Re: Things that are better than sex [Re: Icelander]
    #19127168 - 11/12/13 04:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Blowjobs count?

Besides that, uhm; Nothing.


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Re: Things that are better than sex [Re: Specimen]
    #19127328 - 11/12/13 04:38 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I wouldn't say there's anything better than sex and I'm yet to have any great sex (hey, I've had SOME sex).

Realising your nature as eternal happiness is pretty good though.


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Re: Things that are better than sex [Re: circastes]
    #19127340 - 11/12/13 04:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

The Shroomery is better than sex, ONLY when not in the process of having sex.


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Re: Things that are better than sex [Re: Hobozen]
    #19127367 - 11/12/13 04:44 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Getting shot in the face is better than browsing the shroomery, only when NOT getting shot in the face.


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Re: Things that are better than sex [Re: Sleepwalker]
    #19127387 - 11/12/13 04:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Sleepwalker said:
Getting shot in the face is better than browsing the shroomery, only when NOT browsing the shroomery or having sex.




fixed


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Re: Things that are better than sex [Re: deCypher]
    #19127399 - 11/12/13 04:49 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Cuddling with three soft, curvy bisexual incarnations of nymphomaniac goddesses




So sex is better than sex? :cuckoo:


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Re: Things that are better than sex [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #19127477 - 11/12/13 05:02 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Wait.  Are we talking about sex or sexual intercourse?


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Re: Things that are better than sex [Re: Hobozen]
    #19128592 - 11/12/13 08:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah, this thread should have been titled: "Things That are Better than Gender"... It was clearly aimed at eunuchs.. :cookiemonster:


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