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deCypher



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Re: Things that are better than sex [Re: GoldenEye] 2
#19116159 - 11/10/13 05:37 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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IV heroin/cocaine/methamphetamine Smashing an enemy's bloody face in with a heavy, jagged rock after raping the women he loves and burning every possession he holds dearest to his heart down to mere embers Cuddling with three soft, curvy bisexual incarnations of nymphomaniac goddesses
Or, preferably, all three one right one another.
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Hobozen


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Re: Things that are better than sex [Re: deCypher]
#19116264 - 11/10/13 05:55 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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you dark mother fucker. i'll drink to that
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Middleman

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Re: Things that are better than sex [Re: deCypher] 1
#19116282 - 11/10/13 05:58 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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deCypher, you're still alive?
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OrgoneConclusion
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Re: Things that are better than sex [Re: Middleman]
#19116319 - 11/10/13 06:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I have a longstanding wager he will never make it to thirty. He better hurry up and
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Hobozen


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if he makes it, you better be sure you be dead.
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stzacrack
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better than sex with who?
with me? nothing
but, might i say making love is better than sex?
a good shot of heroin
watching an underdog achieve victory
family
^ in no particular order
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Cactilove
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Ya'all denied my my successful troll.
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Sse
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Compost
-------------------- "Springs of water welling from the fire" "Life may seem to flee in a moment, but when the mind is freed of the veil of ignorance, and illusion that comes between the mind and the truth, life and death are only opposite sides of the same coin - "water welling from the fire."
"Within us, we carry the world of no-birth and no-death. But we never touch it, because we live only with our notions." -Thich Nhat Hanh instant "Experience always goes beyond ideas"
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NetDiver
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Re: Things that are better than sex [Re: Sse]
#19120636 - 11/11/13 01:31 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I didn't know you got so much pleasure from trolling, OC. I feel violated now. 
*Imagines OC at his computer shouting "Yes, YES!"*
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OrgoneConclusion
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Re: Things that are better than sex [Re: NetDiver]
#19120698 - 11/11/13 01:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Trolling on the River
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deCypher



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Quote:
OrgoneConclusion said: I have a longstanding wager he will never make it to thirty. He better hurry up and 
When I die I'll make sure to come back and haunt all you die-hard skeptics in PS&P.
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Icelander
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The definition of an intellectual is someone who "thinks" there is something better than sex.
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Specimen
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Re: Things that are better than sex [Re: Icelander]
#19127168 - 11/12/13 04:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Blowjobs count?
Besides that, uhm; Nothing.
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circastes
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Re: Things that are better than sex [Re: Specimen]
#19127328 - 11/12/13 04:38 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I wouldn't say there's anything better than sex and I'm yet to have any great sex (hey, I've had SOME sex).
Realising your nature as eternal happiness is pretty good though.
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Hobozen


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Re: Things that are better than sex [Re: circastes]
#19127340 - 11/12/13 04:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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The Shroomery is better than sex, ONLY when not in the process of having sex.
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Sleepwalker
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Re: Things that are better than sex [Re: Hobozen]
#19127367 - 11/12/13 04:44 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Getting shot in the face is better than browsing the shroomery, only when NOT getting shot in the face.
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Hobozen


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Re: Things that are better than sex [Re: Sleepwalker]
#19127387 - 11/12/13 04:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Sleepwalker said: Getting shot in the face is better than browsing the shroomery, only when NOT browsing the shroomery or having sex.
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OrgoneConclusion
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Re: Things that are better than sex [Re: deCypher]
#19127399 - 11/12/13 04:49 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Cuddling with three soft, curvy bisexual incarnations of nymphomaniac goddesses
So sex is better than sex?
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Hobozen


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Wait. Are we talking about sex or sexual intercourse?
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egodeathflux
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Re: Things that are better than sex [Re: Hobozen]
#19128592 - 11/12/13 08:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yeah, this thread should have been titled: "Things That are Better than Gender"... It was clearly aimed at eunuchs..
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