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Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell.
#19112092 - 11/09/13 08:59 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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What's the worst mistake you've made at work because you were stoned / high / tripping / or just plain stupid?
I myself ran over an open top settling tank filled with production water from the oilfield. I was stoned and bullshitting with the truck driver while I was offloading his truck. Midway through the offload he points over to the shaker building which sits on top of the tank and says something along the lines of "uh oh, you're running over".
Turns out when I set my pump switches to drop into the opposite side holding tanks I fucked up. I switched my lead/lag pump motor but neglected to energize the motor circuits.
Took all day to clean that shit up. Had to drop almost 1000 gallons of water into the tank containment to float the oil to the surface so we could suck it up.
Plant operation while stoned. Not smart.
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: Aircooled]
#19112112 - 11/09/13 09:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I spilled 48 litres of milk on the floor of a grocery store I worked at when I was a college student
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: Patlal]
#19112124 - 11/09/13 09:07 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Patlal said: I spilled 48 litres of milk on the floor of a grocery store I worked at when I was a college student
Not bad. I suppose that made a substantial puddle.
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: Patlal]
#19112126 - 11/09/13 09:07 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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omg i worked at a fast food place and i got this guys cup and was going to fill it with soda and i seen a ROACH inside the cup so at this point im like oh shit oh shit oh shit lol and i acted all nonchalant and got a diff cup.
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: Patlal]
#19112132 - 11/09/13 09:09 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I fucked up the the power jack at work yesterday.. wasn't all my fault, truck driver didn't know how to back up into a receiving dock :/
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: Sled]
#19112153 - 11/09/13 09:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Truck drivers.......
I was present for the firey demise of a half million dollar hydro-vac truck. Fucker overheated and burned up. Electrical caught fire. Got her put out before it burned up completely. Hindsight being 20/20 we should let that mother burn. Easier to replace the truck than repair it.
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: Patlal]
#19112201 - 11/09/13 09:24 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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lunarpiscean said: omg i worked at a fast food place and i got this guys cup and was going to fill it with soda and i seen a ROACH inside the cup so at this point im like oh shit oh shit oh shit lol and i acted all nonchalant and got a diff cup.
LOL you woulda made that dudes day if you filled that shit up and handed it over, SETTLEMENT!!!
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Patlal said: I spilled 48 litres of milk on the floor of a grocery store I worked at when I was a college student
 I woulda quit right then and there, "fuuuck you guys I aint cleanin this shit up."
Actually one day working in the soda aisle at walmart, I dropped SO many bottles/cans and accidently sliced a few bottles with my razorblade. Like every hour the dude on the floor cleaner(w/e the fuck it's called) had to drive over and clean it up  I felt like such an asshole but it was funny.
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: volcomstoner]
#19112250 - 11/09/13 09:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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The worst thing I've done is broke a $966 piece of special order countertop the first day at this job, I set it back up, and acted like I noticed it the next day or somethin' then called the boss and blamed it on the homeowner.
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: Aircooled]
#19112257 - 11/09/13 09:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Aircooled said: Truck drivers.......
I was present for the firey demise of a half million dollar hydro-vac truck. Fucker overheated and burned up. Electrical caught fire. Got her put out before it burned up completely. Hindsight being 20/20 we should let that mother burn. Easier to replace the truck than repair it.
Oh man, the dude came in at like a 20 degree angle, I had to struggle to get the pallets out. Ended up bottoming out the power jack on the 3rd pallet, needed to fuck around to get it out, blew either a hydraulic/oil hose.
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: volcomstoner]
#19112266 - 11/09/13 09:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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i worked at papa johns and dropped an entire (full) container of chicken poppers on the floor, during rush hour of the super bowl
it was all the chicken poppers in the store
i was probably stoned, because i usually was while at papa johns
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: volcomstoner]
#19112278 - 11/09/13 09:39 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I once took too many somas, got the soma shakes and attempted to wait tables. I immediately spilled a full tray of drinks on some poor womans lap.
At a bookstore I worked at, I eyeballed some diazapam powder. I didn't remember how fucked up I was the next day, until the regional manager and store manager called me into watch the security tape of my antics the previous day.
I don't get fucked up at work now that i'm older.
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: Blindtheeye]
#19112289 - 11/09/13 09:41 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Blindtheeye said: I once took too many somas, got the soma shakes and attempted to wait tables. I immediately spilled a full tray of drinks on some poor womans lap.
 "so uhhh, are you still gonna tip me?"
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: Blindtheeye] 4
#19112296 - 11/09/13 09:43 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: ch1ck3n.s0up]
#19112306 - 11/09/13 09:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: Blindtheeye]
#19112308 - 11/09/13 09:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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this thread calls for this vid
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: Aircooled]
#19112324 - 11/09/13 09:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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When I was a dish washer I gave some waitress chick like 3rd degree burns.. It was only my first or second day and I was gathering up the pans from the line to take them to the sink, they were all still extremely hot, and I rounded a corner without announcing it right as this chick was coming around and ran right into her with 20+ searing hot pans in hand.
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: Envix]
#19112358 - 11/09/13 09:59 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Envix said: this thread calls for this vid
Fuck that self-righteous asshole.
I understand not wanting deal with drug addicts, but that guy is a grade-A cunt.
If that guy really does have legitimate medical problems I wonder if he can sue.
I don't advocate sueing people, but god I really do not like this guy.
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19112369 - 11/09/13 10:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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My phone won't play flash videos. I feel left out.
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19112375 - 11/09/13 10:01 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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no arguing the boss is a total dickwad but that guy did look pretty f'd up to be on the job
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19112377 - 11/09/13 10:01 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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mjmihalov said:
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Envix said: this thread calls for this vid
Fuck that self-righteous asshole.
I understand not wanting deal with drug addicts, but that guy is a grade-A cunt.
If that guy really does have legitimate medical problems I wonder if he can sue.
I don't advocate sueing people, but god I really do not like this guy.
Idk he sounds like he came to the shop fucking blasted nodding out and shit. Especially on the east coast, I'm sure the dude has had a ton of issues with addicts working there
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: volcomstoner]
#19112409 - 11/09/13 10:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm sure, I would hate dealing with drug addicts if I had to run a buisness, doesn't change the fact that the guy in the vid is a cunt though.
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: Aircooled]
#19112412 - 11/09/13 10:09 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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The worst I've done was when I was 16 and worked at a plant nursery. I was watering all the way in the back and no one ever comes back there so when I watered the plants I'd always just spray the water wherever. Well this one day we had a bunch of huge trees in so I turned up the water pressure because they needed a lot of water in our summer (~95-105 on any given day) because the trees were so spaced out I just sprayed on the side and then one of my bosses (owners wife) comes by out of nowhere and she gets absolutely soaked during the busiest time when she needed to help customers. You could see through her shirt (mind you, shes like 70 years old) and she started to freak out because literally we had tons of people needing help. There house was just on the other side of the nursery, so it wasn't that bad and I had to make the customers wait a bit for.....unseen circumstances.
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: Uzziel]
#19112449 - 11/09/13 10:20 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Restaurant business and factories seen some shit .
Would never do hard or heavy work remotely fucked up even hung over is bad. Saw a women get scalped while on third shift at a plastics plant in for Delphi.
Making parts for ford, She was taking a bunch of amps had a shit ton of kids drink Mt dew like a hobo with a cobra . Anyway she got her hair caught in the arm of the plastics molding injector.
Also seen people cut off fingers working in kitchens but most of them were under the influence of something so no pity either.
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: trekie]
#19112667 - 11/09/13 11:22 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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My first job as a unix administrator (career break, finally) I worked at a nationwide ISP and datacenter. I brought down our entire ISP platform with a single command. 
Took about 15 minutes to get it back up. 750k customers down, fuck yeah.
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: mndfreeze]
#19112694 - 11/09/13 11:29 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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mndfreeze said: My first job as a unix administrator (career break, finally) I worked at a nationwide ISP and datacenter. I brought down our entire ISP platform with a single command. 
Took about 15 minutes to get it back up. 750k customers down, fuck yeah.
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: Aircooled]
#19112761 - 11/09/13 11:56 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Did something like half a million dollars worth of damage while hung over in the air force. Was air dropping a humvee and did not have the tension set right on the rails that held the fucker down. Guy that was supposed to check my work wqs still drunk. Light went green chute went out and rails didn't release they pulled out of the floor instead. Main chute didn't open on humvee so it burnt in and I watched that fucker shatter when it hit. We just looked at each other like "oh fuck, but that was bad ass". Had an inquiry about it but all evidence was destroyed since it was still hooked to the humvee. They never did let us drop another one though.
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i was operating a fork lift in the rain one day.. went into the shop a little hot, the fucking thing hydroplaned and i took out a wall in the shop..
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: rackem]
#19112842 - 11/10/13 12:22 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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When I was 17 I worked for a catering company and one day there was a wedding and me and this other guy were in charge of moving a giant ice sculpture. We were pretty dumb and put the sculpture on a metal cart and when we went to exit the elevator the cart hit the bumps where the door opens and the sculpture slid right off the cart and shattered
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: FruitOfLife]
#19112975 - 11/10/13 01:33 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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at 19 I used to work at guitar center as the van driver for merchandise. One day I went to fill up gas in the morning and tried to back the giant van into one of the gas pump spaces. A few seconds later I heard screaming and stopped the van. Got out and realized I was plowing some ladys car out of the way while she was pumping gas. Tore her bumper off. Also got written up for doing doughnuts in the van on another occasion.
I was later fired for not showing up to work. I dont know how but the night before my boss was like PLEASE whatever you do SHOW UP Tomorrow at 8!! This is a must! I set 2 alarms and somehow slept through them both.
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: Blindtheeye]
#19113208 - 11/10/13 03:26 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Blindtheeye said:
At a bookstore I worked at, I eyeballed some diazapam powder. I didn't remember how fucked up I was the next day, until the regional manager and store manager called me into watch the security tape of my antics the previous day.
lmfao
This reminds me back when I was a student and worked at a grocery store -- I was pretty heavy into coke & benzos at the time. I made a pretty bad habit out of going into work fresh off a cocaine binge where I had been up for 48 hours or so, and to level out from the coke I'd eat some bars. My God how horribly fucked up I must have looked. I'd still be bullshitting with customers and shit. Anyway one day I guess I was slurring my speech from exhaustion and multiple bars of xanax and my supervisor had enough and reported my ass.
They sat my ass in a break room and told me to hang tight for a half hour. 45 minutes later some broad and a dude came in and drug tested me. They could just look at me and they knew I was fucked up.
Long story short they suspended me pending the results and a week later I was axed.
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: ManianFH]
#19113209 - 11/10/13 03:27 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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mick said: I dont know how but the night before my boss was like PLEASE whatever you do SHOW UP Tomorrow at 8!! This is a must! I set 2 alarms and somehow slept through them both.
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: Niffla]
#19113511 - 11/10/13 07:19 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I dropped and smashed a single small vial of vascular endothelial growth factor on the floor that 'was' worth $25,000. Oppps!
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: pslyke]
#19113620 - 11/10/13 08:01 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I would've scooped that up and sold it.
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19113635 - 11/10/13 08:06 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I walked out of a job while they were trying to fire me and told them I had already put my two weeks in. Came back in and they tried to give me my tip money and I was like "you don't care about your employees" and walked out.
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: mindgnome]
#19113639 - 11/10/13 08:08 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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They tried to give you money owed to you and you just walked out?
Boy... you sure showed them.
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: luvdemshrooms]
#19113662 - 11/10/13 08:13 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yeah. It was pretty stupid. But the fucking guy that tried firing me was like "I knew you were a bad person from the day I saw you" I was about ready to punch his fucking teeth out. What a faggot. He would make sandwiches and scoop the excess mayo off with his finger. He had dirty hands and long finger nails. I saw him at the midnight premier of a video game and he was handing out sandwiches and I flipped him off in front of all the people waiting in line. I can be a psycho sometimes, but only in a situation like that. When I came back into the store I was like "I didn't mean anything by what I said, I hope everyone here has a happy life" and that fucking guy tried to give me my tip money and I was like "you don't care about your employees, no manager here cared about employees." I felt like taking the chips off the counter and stomping on them honestly but I stayed cool.
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: mindgnome]
#19113672 - 11/10/13 08:17 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I repeat...
They tried to give you money owed to you and you just walked out?
Boy... you sure showed them.
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19113680 - 11/10/13 08:20 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I used to work in a distribution center for IGA grocery stores, knocked over a 4 foot high palette of eggs. Shit was hilarious and got everywhere. It was payday though so I went to the window where we got our checks, got paid and just left. They never did call me back.
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Prisoner#1
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: Patlal]
#19113684 - 11/10/13 08:21 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Patlal said: I spilled 48 litres of milk on the floor of a grocery store I worked at when I was a college student
no use in crying about that 
I moved a $30k printer into a hallway and left it there while working for Matsushita Electric. I used a lift truck and put it through the wall. I wasnt high, I just wasnt trained for the lift
warehouse manager was the one wrote up in it because I never got training and it was under his order that I get on the lift
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: Prisoner#1] 1
#19113692 - 11/10/13 08:23 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I let a purge valve open on a customers boiler and flooded their finished basement.
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: T-Rex]
#19113697 - 11/10/13 08:26 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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wow that sucks.
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: mindgnome]
#19113701 - 11/10/13 08:27 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Happened on Friday
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: T-Rex]
#19113715 - 11/10/13 08:31 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Are they making you take a piss test?
-------------------- "As I walk on through troubled times my spirit gets so downhearted sometimes so where are the strong and who are the trusted? And where is the harmony? Sweet harmony. Cause each time I feel it slippin' away, just makes me wanna cry. What's so funny 'bout peace love & understanding?" - Nick Lowe "Psychedelic drugs don't change you - they don't change your character - unless you want to be changed. They enable change; they can't impose it...” - Sasha Shulgin
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: T-Rex]
#19113730 - 11/10/13 08:37 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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T-Rex said: I let a purge valve open on a customers boiler and flooded their finished basement.
My friends and I were rolling in a basement on some good mdma when we used to run a card shop/computer repair place. I had the brilliant idea that a bunch of hot water from the water heater would be awesome to play in so I grabbed a tub and flipped open the PNT valve to fill the tub with water, that shit never stopped flowing so we were all fucked up just flooding the basement.
Good times.
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: mindgnome]
#19113732 - 11/10/13 08:37 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Nope. My boss is fine with me smoking weed. But all other drugs on a standard drug test are a no go. He wouldn't make me take a piss test anyway as he know's me well and that it was an honest mistake. He sent a restoration crew out yesterday and Tomorrow a carpet company is going to replace the padding and carpet. I am disappointed in myself But I guess you disappointment in order to grow as a human.
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: Nelfington]
#19113738 - 11/10/13 08:40 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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By PNT valve do you mean Safety Pressure Relief Valve? Yeah Never open that valve. They are only made to be opened once and after that need to be replaced. I've the learned that one the hard way as well.
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: T-Rex]
#19113754 - 11/10/13 08:44 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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T-Rex said: By PNT valve do you mean Safety Pressure Relief Valve? Yeah Never open that valve. They are only made to be opened once and after that need to be replaced. I've the learned that one the hard way as well.
Pressure and Temperature relief valve, yeah.
I spent a year working in the Hvac trade before I decided putting boilers into basements wasn't for me. If all I did was AC jobs I'd still probably be in the trade.
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: Nelfington]
#19113767 - 11/10/13 08:48 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yeah boilers are my pet peeves. I prefer Gas Furnaces and Heat Pumps for heat. But up here in NY it varies so frequently that It always a gamble what I'm walking into.
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: Shroomslip]
#19113783 - 11/10/13 08:53 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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DeLeon?
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Shroomslip said: When I was a dish washer I gave some waitress chick like 3rd degree burns.. It was only my first or second day and I was gathering up the pans from the line to take them to the sink, they were all still extremely hot, and I rounded a corner without announcing it right as this chick was coming around and ran right into her with 20+ searing hot pans in hand.
My worst was going to work on an unmeasured dose of phenzepam.
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no stamps atm FREE SEEDS for ODD WCA members ONLY I have these seeds: Orange, red, and yellow sweet peppers, Purple poppies, White Habanero, Yellow Thai, Bolivian rainbow peppers, milk thistle, red chilly pepper, HBWR.
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: dark3st]
#19113865 - 11/10/13 09:14 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I was working for an arborist at the time,coming off a coke binge with the rest of the crew and got maybe a half hour worth of sleep the night before. Got to the job and took the walk with the boss pointing out all the trees we were suppose to take down. Lucky me wasn't paying attention and climbed the one tree we weren't suppose to cut down. After blasting out all the tops I heard a bunch of screaming below and my boss was absolutely bullshit. By this time the "prize tree" looked like a giant open hand with no small branches or foliage left. Ended up taking it down and apologizing like a madman to the customer. He wasn't too happy with me either.
Luckily my giant mistake was overshadowed by another guy on the crew who crashed the dump truck on the way home from the job in the snow. Suddenly my screw up didn't seem so bad, lol.
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: JonnyBtreed]
#19117798 - 11/10/13 10:35 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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oddly enough i've never really caused much damage or problems at any job i've had. well a long, long time ago before the oilfields i worked at home depot and this guy was copping an attitude with me because i'm pretty nonchalant and chill in general - been told i seem like a cali/hawaii surfer dude quite a bit even tho i am a Seattle native - so this dude is bein a little bitch and says he'll take his business elsewhere and I just said fine, go to lowe's or something. I don't really give a shit. He gets all sassy and acts like he's gonna swing which I really wouldn't have minded although it'd be somethin pretty petty to fight over - peacock feathers and all.
So yeah, got canned for that (good! fuck that job hahaha). That's about it. Sold shrooms at work a while back too been stoned a lot at work buuuuut no major damage or loss due to my dumbassery however excluding that douchenozzle's hurt ego.
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