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TrentBoyett
Aspiring Mycologist



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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: volcomstoner]
#19112409 - 11/09/13 10:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm sure, I would hate dealing with drug addicts if I had to run a buisness, doesn't change the fact that the guy in the vid is a cunt though.
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Uzziel
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: Aircooled]
#19112412 - 11/09/13 10:09 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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The worst I've done was when I was 16 and worked at a plant nursery. I was watering all the way in the back and no one ever comes back there so when I watered the plants I'd always just spray the water wherever. Well this one day we had a bunch of huge trees in so I turned up the water pressure because they needed a lot of water in our summer (~95-105 on any given day) because the trees were so spaced out I just sprayed on the side and then one of my bosses (owners wife) comes by out of nowhere and she gets absolutely soaked during the busiest time when she needed to help customers. You could see through her shirt (mind you, shes like 70 years old) and she started to freak out because literally we had tons of people needing help. There house was just on the other side of the nursery, so it wasn't that bad and I had to make the customers wait a bit for.....unseen circumstances.
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trekie
Metal man


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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: Uzziel]
#19112449 - 11/09/13 10:20 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Restaurant business and factories seen some shit .
Would never do hard or heavy work remotely fucked up even hung over is bad. Saw a women get scalped while on third shift at a plastics plant in for Delphi.
Making parts for ford, She was taking a bunch of amps had a shit ton of kids drink Mt dew like a hobo with a cobra . Anyway she got her hair caught in the arm of the plastics molding injector.
Also seen people cut off fingers working in kitchens but most of them were under the influence of something so no pity either.
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mndfreeze 
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: trekie]
#19112667 - 11/09/13 11:22 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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My first job as a unix administrator (career break, finally) I worked at a nationwide ISP and datacenter. I brought down our entire ISP platform with a single command. 
Took about 15 minutes to get it back up. 750k customers down, fuck yeah.
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Aircooled
Litre-A-Cola



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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: mndfreeze]
#19112694 - 11/09/13 11:29 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
mndfreeze said: My first job as a unix administrator (career break, finally) I worked at a nationwide ISP and datacenter. I brought down our entire ISP platform with a single command. 
Took about 15 minutes to get it back up. 750k customers down, fuck yeah.
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magicbroncoride
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: Aircooled]
#19112761 - 11/09/13 11:56 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Did something like half a million dollars worth of damage while hung over in the air force. Was air dropping a humvee and did not have the tension set right on the rails that held the fucker down. Guy that was supposed to check my work wqs still drunk. Light went green chute went out and rails didn't release they pulled out of the floor instead. Main chute didn't open on humvee so it burnt in and I watched that fucker shatter when it hit. We just looked at each other like "oh fuck, but that was bad ass". Had an inquiry about it but all evidence was destroyed since it was still hooked to the humvee. They never did let us drop another one though.
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rackem



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i was operating a fork lift in the rain one day.. went into the shop a little hot, the fucking thing hydroplaned and i took out a wall in the shop..
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FruitOfLife
Professional Package Handler


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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: rackem]
#19112842 - 11/10/13 12:22 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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When I was 17 I worked for a catering company and one day there was a wedding and me and this other guy were in charge of moving a giant ice sculpture. We were pretty dumb and put the sculpture on a metal cart and when we went to exit the elevator the cart hit the bumps where the door opens and the sculpture slid right off the cart and shattered
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ManianFH
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: FruitOfLife]
#19112975 - 11/10/13 01:33 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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at 19 I used to work at guitar center as the van driver for merchandise. One day I went to fill up gas in the morning and tried to back the giant van into one of the gas pump spaces. A few seconds later I heard screaming and stopped the van. Got out and realized I was plowing some ladys car out of the way while she was pumping gas. Tore her bumper off. Also got written up for doing doughnuts in the van on another occasion.
I was later fired for not showing up to work. I dont know how but the night before my boss was like PLEASE whatever you do SHOW UP Tomorrow at 8!! This is a must! I set 2 alarms and somehow slept through them both.
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Niffla



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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: Blindtheeye]
#19113208 - 11/10/13 03:26 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Blindtheeye said:
At a bookstore I worked at, I eyeballed some diazapam powder. I didn't remember how fucked up I was the next day, until the regional manager and store manager called me into watch the security tape of my antics the previous day.
lmfao
This reminds me back when I was a student and worked at a grocery store -- I was pretty heavy into coke & benzos at the time. I made a pretty bad habit out of going into work fresh off a cocaine binge where I had been up for 48 hours or so, and to level out from the coke I'd eat some bars. My God how horribly fucked up I must have looked. I'd still be bullshitting with customers and shit. Anyway one day I guess I was slurring my speech from exhaustion and multiple bars of xanax and my supervisor had enough and reported my ass.
They sat my ass in a break room and told me to hang tight for a half hour. 45 minutes later some broad and a dude came in and drug tested me. They could just look at me and they knew I was fucked up.
Long story short they suspended me pending the results and a week later I was axed.
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Niffla



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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: ManianFH]
#19113209 - 11/10/13 03:27 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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mick said: I dont know how but the night before my boss was like PLEASE whatever you do SHOW UP Tomorrow at 8!! This is a must! I set 2 alarms and somehow slept through them both.
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pslyke
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: Niffla]
#19113511 - 11/10/13 07:19 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I dropped and smashed a single small vial of vascular endothelial growth factor on the floor that 'was' worth $25,000. Oppps!
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TrentBoyett
Aspiring Mycologist



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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: pslyke]
#19113620 - 11/10/13 08:01 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I would've scooped that up and sold it.
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mindgnome
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19113635 - 11/10/13 08:06 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I walked out of a job while they were trying to fire me and told them I had already put my two weeks in. Came back in and they tried to give me my tip money and I was like "you don't care about your employees" and walked out.
-------------------- "As I walk on through troubled times my spirit gets so downhearted sometimes so where are the strong and who are the trusted? And where is the harmony? Sweet harmony. Cause each time I feel it slippin' away, just makes me wanna cry. What's so funny 'bout peace love & understanding?" - Nick Lowe "Psychedelic drugs don't change you - they don't change your character - unless you want to be changed. They enable change; they can't impose it...” - Sasha Shulgin
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luvdemshrooms
Two inch dick..but it spins!?


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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: mindgnome]
#19113639 - 11/10/13 08:08 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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They tried to give you money owed to you and you just walked out?
Boy... you sure showed them.
-------------------- You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for that my dear friend is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. ~ Adrian Rogers
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mindgnome
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: luvdemshrooms]
#19113662 - 11/10/13 08:13 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yeah. It was pretty stupid. But the fucking guy that tried firing me was like "I knew you were a bad person from the day I saw you" I was about ready to punch his fucking teeth out. What a faggot. He would make sandwiches and scoop the excess mayo off with his finger. He had dirty hands and long finger nails. I saw him at the midnight premier of a video game and he was handing out sandwiches and I flipped him off in front of all the people waiting in line. I can be a psycho sometimes, but only in a situation like that. When I came back into the store I was like "I didn't mean anything by what I said, I hope everyone here has a happy life" and that fucking guy tried to give me my tip money and I was like "you don't care about your employees, no manager here cared about employees." I felt like taking the chips off the counter and stomping on them honestly but I stayed cool.
-------------------- "As I walk on through troubled times my spirit gets so downhearted sometimes so where are the strong and who are the trusted? And where is the harmony? Sweet harmony. Cause each time I feel it slippin' away, just makes me wanna cry. What's so funny 'bout peace love & understanding?" - Nick Lowe "Psychedelic drugs don't change you - they don't change your character - unless you want to be changed. They enable change; they can't impose it...” - Sasha Shulgin
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luvdemshrooms
Two inch dick..but it spins!?


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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: mindgnome]
#19113672 - 11/10/13 08:17 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I repeat...
They tried to give you money owed to you and you just walked out?
Boy... you sure showed them.
-------------------- You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for that my dear friend is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. ~ Adrian Rogers
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Nelfington
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19113680 - 11/10/13 08:20 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I used to work in a distribution center for IGA grocery stores, knocked over a 4 foot high palette of eggs. Shit was hilarious and got everywhere. It was payday though so I went to the window where we got our checks, got paid and just left. They never did call me back.
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Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!


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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: Patlal]
#19113684 - 11/10/13 08:21 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Patlal said: I spilled 48 litres of milk on the floor of a grocery store I worked at when I was a college student
no use in crying about that 
I moved a $30k printer into a hallway and left it there while working for Matsushita Electric. I used a lift truck and put it through the wall. I wasnt high, I just wasnt trained for the lift
warehouse manager was the one wrote up in it because I never got training and it was under his order that I get on the lift
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T-Rex



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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: Prisoner#1] 1
#19113692 - 11/10/13 08:23 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I let a purge valve open on a customers boiler and flooded their finished basement.
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