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Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell.
#19112092 - 11/09/13 08:59 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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What's the worst mistake you've made at work because you were stoned / high / tripping / or just plain stupid?
I myself ran over an open top settling tank filled with production water from the oilfield. I was stoned and bullshitting with the truck driver while I was offloading his truck. Midway through the offload he points over to the shaker building which sits on top of the tank and says something along the lines of "uh oh, you're running over".
Turns out when I set my pump switches to drop into the opposite side holding tanks I fucked up. I switched my lead/lag pump motor but neglected to energize the motor circuits.
Took all day to clean that shit up. Had to drop almost 1000 gallons of water into the tank containment to float the oil to the surface so we could suck it up.
Plant operation while stoned. Not smart.
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Patlal
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: Aircooled]
#19112112 - 11/09/13 09:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I spilled 48 litres of milk on the floor of a grocery store I worked at when I was a college student
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Aircooled
Litre-A-Cola



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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: Patlal]
#19112124 - 11/09/13 09:07 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Patlal said: I spilled 48 litres of milk on the floor of a grocery store I worked at when I was a college student
Not bad. I suppose that made a substantial puddle.
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: Patlal]
#19112126 - 11/09/13 09:07 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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omg i worked at a fast food place and i got this guys cup and was going to fill it with soda and i seen a ROACH inside the cup so at this point im like oh shit oh shit oh shit lol and i acted all nonchalant and got a diff cup.
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: Patlal]
#19112132 - 11/09/13 09:09 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I fucked up the the power jack at work yesterday.. wasn't all my fault, truck driver didn't know how to back up into a receiving dock :/
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: Sled]
#19112153 - 11/09/13 09:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Truck drivers.......
I was present for the firey demise of a half million dollar hydro-vac truck. Fucker overheated and burned up. Electrical caught fire. Got her put out before it burned up completely. Hindsight being 20/20 we should let that mother burn. Easier to replace the truck than repair it.
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volcomstoner
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: Patlal]
#19112201 - 11/09/13 09:24 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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lunarpiscean said: omg i worked at a fast food place and i got this guys cup and was going to fill it with soda and i seen a ROACH inside the cup so at this point im like oh shit oh shit oh shit lol and i acted all nonchalant and got a diff cup.
LOL you woulda made that dudes day if you filled that shit up and handed it over, SETTLEMENT!!!
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Patlal said: I spilled 48 litres of milk on the floor of a grocery store I worked at when I was a college student
 I woulda quit right then and there, "fuuuck you guys I aint cleanin this shit up."
Actually one day working in the soda aisle at walmart, I dropped SO many bottles/cans and accidently sliced a few bottles with my razorblade. Like every hour the dude on the floor cleaner(w/e the fuck it's called) had to drive over and clean it up  I felt like such an asshole but it was funny.
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: volcomstoner]
#19112250 - 11/09/13 09:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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The worst thing I've done is broke a $966 piece of special order countertop the first day at this job, I set it back up, and acted like I noticed it the next day or somethin' then called the boss and blamed it on the homeowner.
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: Aircooled]
#19112257 - 11/09/13 09:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Aircooled said: Truck drivers.......
I was present for the firey demise of a half million dollar hydro-vac truck. Fucker overheated and burned up. Electrical caught fire. Got her put out before it burned up completely. Hindsight being 20/20 we should let that mother burn. Easier to replace the truck than repair it.
Oh man, the dude came in at like a 20 degree angle, I had to struggle to get the pallets out. Ended up bottoming out the power jack on the 3rd pallet, needed to fuck around to get it out, blew either a hydraulic/oil hose.
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Envix
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: volcomstoner]
#19112266 - 11/09/13 09:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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i worked at papa johns and dropped an entire (full) container of chicken poppers on the floor, during rush hour of the super bowl
it was all the chicken poppers in the store
i was probably stoned, because i usually was while at papa johns
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: volcomstoner]
#19112278 - 11/09/13 09:39 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I once took too many somas, got the soma shakes and attempted to wait tables. I immediately spilled a full tray of drinks on some poor womans lap.
At a bookstore I worked at, I eyeballed some diazapam powder. I didn't remember how fucked up I was the next day, until the regional manager and store manager called me into watch the security tape of my antics the previous day.
I don't get fucked up at work now that i'm older.
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: Blindtheeye]
#19112289 - 11/09/13 09:41 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Blindtheeye said: I once took too many somas, got the soma shakes and attempted to wait tables. I immediately spilled a full tray of drinks on some poor womans lap.
 "so uhhh, are you still gonna tip me?"
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: Blindtheeye] 4
#19112296 - 11/09/13 09:43 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: ch1ck3n.s0up]
#19112306 - 11/09/13 09:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Envix
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: Blindtheeye]
#19112308 - 11/09/13 09:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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this thread calls for this vid
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: Aircooled]
#19112324 - 11/09/13 09:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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When I was a dish washer I gave some waitress chick like 3rd degree burns.. It was only my first or second day and I was gathering up the pans from the line to take them to the sink, they were all still extremely hot, and I rounded a corner without announcing it right as this chick was coming around and ran right into her with 20+ searing hot pans in hand.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: Envix]
#19112358 - 11/09/13 09:59 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Envix said: this thread calls for this vid
Fuck that self-righteous asshole.
I understand not wanting deal with drug addicts, but that guy is a grade-A cunt.
If that guy really does have legitimate medical problems I wonder if he can sue.
I don't advocate sueing people, but god I really do not like this guy.
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Aircooled
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19112369 - 11/09/13 10:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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My phone won't play flash videos. I feel left out.
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19112375 - 11/09/13 10:01 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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no arguing the boss is a total dickwad but that guy did look pretty f'd up to be on the job
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Re: Fucked up some shit at work? Do tell. [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19112377 - 11/09/13 10:01 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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mjmihalov said:
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Envix said: this thread calls for this vid
Fuck that self-righteous asshole.
I understand not wanting deal with drug addicts, but that guy is a grade-A cunt.
If that guy really does have legitimate medical problems I wonder if he can sue.
I don't advocate sueing people, but god I really do not like this guy.
Idk he sounds like he came to the shop fucking blasted nodding out and shit. Especially on the east coast, I'm sure the dude has had a ton of issues with addicts working there
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