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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: psi]
#19109803 - 11/09/13 10:18 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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call me old fashioned,
but this is a warehouse, pro teams, motor pool , ECM, and AK's all around type thing.
the concept of the thread is flawed, as anyone with a mill, can hook up, and directly, and anyone with a few duffle bags, likely has buyers.
it also assumes one big deal, wich is not always best.
it also, doesnt really allow for logistics funding. as a deal that size costs 10k just to set up essentially. you cant just tool the mercedes thru mikkey turd burgers to meet buyers. WTF, ya meet at 5 star places, and ,they pay the bill to prove they gotz the $ you want someone to play 1 mill, and you cant buy me a 500$ dinner???. faaaaawwwwwwwwk anyone who dosent ask for the desert menu. the one holding the flour sack, makes the rules. i wanna hit the club also after diner too.
also consider time/ place play into this also.
a wire transfer B2B , by sattelite , and a small plane air drop in north africa, is not the same thing, as pulling up to a row house in detroit in a van.
keep in mind, even if one had the goodies, everyone has fingers in it. sometimes ya have to crush a hand , under a choo shoe heel.
you guys also realize actual non pretend merecenary help, runs about 3500$ a day/ head now. plus expenses. you cant just hire jed , and his deer rifle for this. expect to be billed for ammo. wether its needed or not. your gonna pay for their transport. what, ya thought they all drove their own camrees? and no , they arent driving your handa either.
all said, there are ways to do such stuff. but, the game is always, " the quick and the dead"
prisons are packed with peeps on the big score. ask yourself if ya feel lucky. then realize, its all about skill, and has little to do with luck. dont count on luck, if ya lack the skill.
as a final note, even if ya worked it all out. now survive having a million. its gonna cost ya 35% to use every dollar after 9999.00, but, no one asked how to clean a bale of dirt smelling benjamins, thats another thread entirely.
i saw a FOAF pull something off once, and ,i said, " i cant believe you just risked your life like that for 100k" and ,he looked at me and said , " what, i made 100K? , i just do this for fun"
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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: Patlal]
#19109909 - 11/09/13 10:57 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I don't think I'd ever let myself get in that risky of a situation.
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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: GreySatyr]
#19110039 - 11/09/13 11:34 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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So this is what I would do .
I would buy a warehouse .
In purchased warehouse I will build a machine that raises and lowers two platforms from the floor . 1 is a place for their money , the other contains the "product" .
Once money is lowered a conveyor belt drops it in my truck on the far other side of the building . I drive away with the money , then pressing a button that remotely raises the platform of product, completing the deal .
I would send in an associate or body double to explain the process and provide test samples .
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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: HeroMike] 3
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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: psi]
#19110791 - 11/09/13 03:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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healing said: You don't need to meet this person face to face for any reason at all. Obviously, you want to be sure that you are getting what you paid for and your buyer will want proof that your product is up to snuff.
You will need an escrow service. Problem solved.
How could you be certain that this escrow service for criminals would not rob you instead?
By investigating them through the better business bureau.
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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: healing]
#19110802 - 11/09/13 03:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'd have to build a robot to act as an anonymous avatar.
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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: healing] 1
#19110815 - 11/09/13 03:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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healing said:
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psi said:
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healing said: You don't need to meet this person face to face for any reason at all. Obviously, you want to be sure that you are getting what you paid for and your buyer will want proof that your product is up to snuff.
You will need an escrow service. Problem solved.
How could you be certain that this escrow service for criminals would not rob you instead?
By investigating them through the better business bureau.
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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: psi]
#19110924 - 11/09/13 03:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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psi said:
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healing said:
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psi said:
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healing said: You don't need to meet this person face to face for any reason at all. Obviously, you want to be sure that you are getting what you paid for and your buyer will want proof that your product is up to snuff.
You will need an escrow service. Problem solved.
How could you be certain that this escrow service for criminals would not rob you instead?
By investigating them through the better business bureau.

Why is that so funny? I wouldn't be doing anything illegal. I would just want to make sure that I use an escrow service that respects my privacy.
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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: healing]
#19111061 - 11/09/13 04:26 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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It's just that I would not expect an escrow service suitable for million-dollar drug deals to be a BBB member.
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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: psi]
#19119272 - 11/11/13 07:13 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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escrow, cute, now the feds have all the money.
transferring more than 9999.99, without a good paper trail behind it, will get ya seized.
as much as we all wish we could do this by ipad & silk road, and ,wait for the mail, its an AK, duffel bag , and burner phones with custom cars, type of game.
ya cant be breaking bad, and act like a candy striper at the same time.
every big load, comes with a bucket or 2 of blood. dont forget it, and make sure its not yours.
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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: Patlal]
#19119403 - 11/11/13 08:21 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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After reading thorugh this entire thread, my answer is still the same:
You would never be in a situation like this for this level of money. People who do this work their way up to much much less than this, I would be shocked if anyone really bothers setting up for an entire Million, it's gotta be unreasonable and people got buyers, so I think maybe even the cartels deep outta the country don't even do one million deals. Not all at once anyway and not with new buyers.
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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: Cannabischarlie]
#19121153 - 11/11/13 03:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Cannabischarlie said: After reading thorugh this entire thread, my answer is still the same:
You would never be in a situation like this for this level of money. People who do this work their way up to much much less than this, I would be shocked if anyone really bothers setting up for an entire Million, it's gotta be unreasonable and people got buyers, so I think maybe even the cartels deep outta the country don't even do one million deals. Not all at once anyway and not with new buyers.
You think cartels don't do million dollar deals?
Here is one very small story about 100 million dollars worth of product (Street value I would assume)
You can find stories all over the web about the billions of drug profits that go through our banking system.
Just because we aren't at that scale doesn't mean deals don't happen like this every day.
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2011/apr/03/us-bank-mexico-drug-gangs
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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: Juicin]
#19121191 - 11/11/13 03:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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in their defense, it is often broken down to a degree for security reasons. however. the multi duffle bag deal is not as uncommon as ya think.
1 mill , barely makes ya a regional flash in the pan kingpin at best.
on one level , peeps do know each other.and dont do it blind. the people in the room, at the point of sale. ask few questions.
this is the type of thing , that for pros is not a big deal, but for noobs to come out of the blue? the survival rate would have to be in decimal points.
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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: anne halonium]
#19122150 - 11/11/13 06:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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anne halonium said: escrow, cute, now the feds have all the money.
transferring more than 9999.99, without a good paper trail behind it, will get ya seized.
as much as we all wish we could do this by ipad & silk road, and ,wait for the mail, its an AK, duffel bag , and burner phones with custom cars, type of game.
ya cant be breaking bad, and act like a candy striper at the same time.
every big load, comes with a bucket or 2 of blood. dont forget it, and make sure its not yours.
There are anonymous escrow services. The only problem would be laundering the money, which is not a problem if you know where to look for anonymous money laundering businesses.
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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: healing]
#19124209 - 11/12/13 12:12 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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If it was to be done you would have 350k in expenses to make sure it went right. You would want pros on your side with some nice equipment. 4a vests with esapi plates, 3 cars, some silent muscle beside you, overwatch above you, and some nondescript looking pros flanking the other party. You dont just need a plan you need several. You need strategy and that costs $. If one was gonna go to all this trouble I would just rob the dick and use plan z gtfo then you have it all which is what will be running through the other guys head. Back up plan for the back up plan. Remote listening equipment thay is hardened and jammers for the other guys. Spot would have to be under surveillance for a week just to make sure its clean. Too much risk not enough reward. If your going to all this effort smoke a armored car, same risk same equipment bigger reward. Hell it would probably be easier.
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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: magicbroncoride]
#19125187 - 11/12/13 06:43 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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A million bucks? Shit, for me that's just the damned consultation fee. I don't make drug deals for less than $500M.
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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? *DELETED* [Re: Patlal]
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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: user1837483975] 1
#19125622 - 11/12/13 10:14 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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The biggest weakness would be the possibility of the buyer pulling a gun on me in the hotel room anyway. If this were to happen, I would have no choice but to hand over the drugs - calling the bluff would be unwise.
i actually had a columbian rip out a 9mm in a luxury hotel, and, stick it in my tit back in the 80's
i explained to him calmly, if i didnt leave alive, he wouldnt either. he considered my reputation at that point, and lowered the gun. business , then proceeded , without a hitch , from there.
i liked that guy....he had moxy. he died in a shootout with feds in 1991
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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: anne halonium]
#19125947 - 11/12/13 11:43 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Even if all goes well you still end up with criminals knowing you have a million dollars in cash lying around.
Plenty of people willing to cut some limbs from you or your family to get that money.
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