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Offlineevileye001
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so THATS what tonsils feel like!!! COCK DOWN HER THROAT!
    #19108148 - 11/08/13 10:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

feel i needed to share this.

so i was chilling with my girl all like  :cheersyoufuck:

suddenly shes all  :sexymeow: so im like  :youshouldtapthat:  :africaface:

she proceeds  :chalkup:

its been a while since i got a BJ so im all  :prettyflyforawhiteguy:

we been to geather 5 years and she was a virgin when we met. i got my first bj from her for my 18th bday  :feelingfab: it was the first time she ever sucked a salami. so she started out as :justkillmenow:   

but since that time she has learned to milk a cock pretty well. :magicfingers:

any fucking ways!!!

so she starts to go down on me the other night  :innocentjoy:

doing her thing  :pantytail: acting extra  :idhitit: for some reason.

hey! its nice so...  :justcantwait:  :booooom:

then all of a sudden...


:awshitherewego:  :shockingsurprise:  :holyfuckdude:  :ohgodpleaseno:  :waaaaaaargh:  :fatfear:


:okiapprove:


i look down and her lips are at the base of my cock and her chin is resting on my balls. :yay:

so THATS what tonsils feel like!

some body learned to to deep throat!

so she finishes. :mindblown:

nice.

i sit there for a min them i like  :waitingpatiently: hold up a sec.

where the fuck did that come from!?!?!?!

she is  :hahthatscute:

either you been practicing on the side.  :nowaitstopdammit: or i dont get it... :ifindthisboring:

you know i dont have much gag reflex right?  :wellhellothere: (witch is true.)

you sould check my browser history... :gome:

once she leaves i check and shure as shit!  :amazedohmygod:

GOOGLE: DEEP THROAT TECHNIQUES!


thank god for the fucking internet...

:goodluckwiththat2:



sorry bout the title edit but damn i though id get more replies. i guess they didnt get the title.


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Edited by evileye001 (11/08/13 11:38 PM)


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Re: so THATS what tonsils feel like!!! [Re: evileye001]
    #19108189 - 11/08/13 10:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:highfive:


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Re: so THATS what tonsils feel like!!! [Re: TrentBoyett] * 2
    #19108266 - 11/08/13 11:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

at first i was like :sosleepy: 






then i started reading :whatwhatwhat:  :glorious:







half way there  :creepylurker: 







fianlly :whacker:


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Re: so THATS what tonsils feel like!!! [Re: zZZz]
    #19108661 - 11/09/13 01:04 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

bump one of two


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Re: so THATS what tonsils feel like!!! [Re: evileye001]
    #19108709 - 11/09/13 01:22 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:pleasetellmemore::yeahthatsfunny:


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Re: so THATS what tonsils feel like!!! [Re: Konyap] * 5
    #19108757 - 11/09/13 01:36 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Browser History. :lol:

Always have a backstory... Smart girl.


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Re: so THATS what tonsils feel like!!! [Re: koods]
    #19108769 - 11/09/13 01:38 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Sooo..

TL;DR

His girl googled on how to deep throat, and gave OP some head?

Can't read the OP 100%, too many graems :ancientaliens:


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Re: so THATS what tonsils feel like!!! [Re: rulesq]
    #19108784 - 11/09/13 01:44 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Exactly!


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Re: so THATS what tonsils feel like!!! [Re: rulesq]
    #19108845 - 11/09/13 02:02 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

rulesq said:
Sooo..

TL;DR

His girl googled on how to deep throat, and gave OP some head?

Can't read the OP 100%, too many graems :ancientaliens:




I put his post through google translate, and I got this:
"Oh hell, no. I've never seen that chick before, and I would remember if somebody wanted me to teach them how to do that."


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Re: so THATS what tonsils feel like!!! COCK DOWN HER THROAT! [Re: evileye001]
    #19108923 - 11/09/13 02:55 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

So your chick gives you an awesome BJ and the first thing you do is accuse her of cheating?  Insecure much?


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Re: so THATS what tonsils feel like!!! COCK DOWN HER THROAT! [Re: Irfan]
    #19109021 - 11/09/13 04:28 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I vote this thread Worst Post of The Year.


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