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OfflinePatlal
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If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it?
    #19107052 - 11/08/13 06:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Let's get creative here.

Suppose you have a million dollar's worth of pure cocaine or heroin and some friend of a friend found you a legit buyer that you have never heard of or know if he's in the mafia or whatever. Cause lets face it, who the fuck do you know that could pay a million in cash on short notice?

How would you make the deal?

What precautions would you take?

Would you go alone?

Do you bring guns?

What's your plan dude... You can have a million in cash how do you set this thing up???

PS: How much coke and H would I need to make a mil? lol


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Offlinehidenseek1
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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: Patlal]
    #19107062 - 11/08/13 06:26 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:tinfoil:

stall, shit scares me

i keep the coke, and party for like 5 years


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: Patlal]
    #19107068 - 11/08/13 06:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You'll definately need muscle.

Good idea for the paper and weight to be exchanged in separate places, too.


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: hidenseek1]
    #19107069 - 11/08/13 06:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

oh i know, you do the deal in two increments, they probly wont fuck around on the first half, then you hire crooked cops or ex-military for bodygards for the second half


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: Khii Khwaay]
    #19107081 - 11/08/13 06:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Khii Khwaay said:
You'll definately need muscle.

Good idea for the paper and weight to be exchanged in separate places, too.




Come on dude. Thats not a plan, thats a detail. Get serious. What's the plan?


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #19107084 - 11/08/13 06:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

In a van directly across the street from a major police station.


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: Patlal]
    #19107092 - 11/08/13 06:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:cop:


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: Patlal]
    #19107097 - 11/08/13 06:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

The way I would do it would be in a very public and crowded place. That would give me more chance to escape through a maze of people if shit went south. I would ask for a cardboard box of cash in exchange of a carboard box of drugs and I would dress up as a FedEx guy making a delivery and a pick up at the same time. Problem is, I can't know if they really paid me or not and if the cash is bugged, I have no way to know, which gets me arrested in the parking lot.

Anybody can throw in a few pieces of technology that would solve my 2 problems?


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: Patlal]
    #19107104 - 11/08/13 06:35 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

one time i saw 2 people walk by eachother and swaped the grocery bags they were holding, it was really cool


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: Khii Khwaay] * 2
    #19107107 - 11/08/13 06:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'd plant a ferret in the drugs


Edited by Konyap (11/08/13 06:36 PM)


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: Patlal]
    #19107213 - 11/08/13 07:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

the parking lot of kfc haha. no really though you shouldn't take my advice.


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: mindgnome]
    #19107397 - 11/08/13 07:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Go alone, bring no guns coz guns r bad, make the transaction in broad day light in the middle of a busy area, and celebrate loudly as soon as you receive the money
What could go wrong


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: psychodelia] * 5
    #19107411 - 11/08/13 07:50 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

everyone comes to the meeting completely naked. i wear a ski mask only, my 9 associates wear ski masks.

we each enter unmarked white vans with the goods and drive in different directions. 9 copies of product will be fake, one is genuine.

shell game.

:pimp:

i run these streetz, nakey in ma ski maskz


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: JesusIsLord]
    #19107913 - 11/08/13 09:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

BUMP!!!

I know some of you are intelligent enough for this


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: Patlal]
    #19107949 - 11/08/13 09:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Isn't this pretty much what happened in True Romance


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? *DELETED* [Re: Niffla]
    #19108063 - 11/08/13 10:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: Greendreams]
    #19108232 - 11/08/13 11:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You don't need to meet this person face to face for any reason at all. Obviously, you want to be sure that you are getting what you paid for and your buyer will want proof that your product is up to snuff.

You will need an escrow service. Problem solved.


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: Patlal]
    #19108253 - 11/08/13 11:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I would not do it, chances are you'd either get robbed or go to prison, I'd much rather just keep the drugs.


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: Patlal]
    #19108258 - 11/08/13 11:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Cash up front, no pig or anyone trying to rob you is going to let you walk away with a mil

The rest doesn't really matter. Preferably have a kid go do a blind drop.


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: Juicin]
    #19108287 - 11/08/13 11:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

No one is going to give you a million up front besides a cop trying to make a bust, they're not going to let you get away and all the bills would be marked anyways. No drug dealer is going to hand  a million to someone without them seeing/having drugs, especially if you don't have a long-standing relationship.


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