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OfflinePatlal
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If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it?
    #19107052 - 11/08/13 06:23 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Let's get creative here.

Suppose you have a million dollar's worth of pure cocaine or heroin and some friend of a friend found you a legit buyer that you have never heard of or know if he's in the mafia or whatever. Cause lets face it, who the fuck do you know that could pay a million in cash on short notice?

How would you make the deal?

What precautions would you take?

Would you go alone?

Do you bring guns?

What's your plan dude... You can have a million in cash how do you set this thing up???

PS: How much coke and H would I need to make a mil? lol


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: Patlal]
    #19107062 - 11/08/13 06:26 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:tinfoil:

stall, shit scares me

i keep the coke, and party for like 5 years


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: Patlal]
    #19107068 - 11/08/13 06:28 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

You'll definately need muscle.

Good idea for the paper and weight to be exchanged in separate places, too.


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: hidenseek1]
    #19107069 - 11/08/13 06:28 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

oh i know, you do the deal in two increments, they probly wont fuck around on the first half, then you hire crooked cops or ex-military for bodygards for the second half


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: Khii Khwaay]
    #19107081 - 11/08/13 06:30 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Khii Khwaay said:
You'll definately need muscle.

Good idea for the paper and weight to be exchanged in separate places, too.




Come on dude. Thats not a plan, thats a detail. Get serious. What's the plan?


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #19107084 - 11/08/13 06:30 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

In a van directly across the street from a major police station.


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: Patlal]
    #19107092 - 11/08/13 06:32 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:cop:


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: Patlal]
    #19107097 - 11/08/13 06:34 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

The way I would do it would be in a very public and crowded place. That would give me more chance to escape through a maze of people if shit went south. I would ask for a cardboard box of cash in exchange of a carboard box of drugs and I would dress up as a FedEx guy making a delivery and a pick up at the same time. Problem is, I can't know if they really paid me or not and if the cash is bugged, I have no way to know, which gets me arrested in the parking lot.

Anybody can throw in a few pieces of technology that would solve my 2 problems?


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: Patlal]
    #19107104 - 11/08/13 06:35 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

one time i saw 2 people walk by eachother and swaped the grocery bags they were holding, it was really cool


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: Khii Khwaay] * 2
    #19107107 - 11/08/13 06:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I'd plant a ferret in the drugs


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: Patlal]
    #19107213 - 11/08/13 07:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

the parking lot of kfc haha. no really though you shouldn't take my advice.


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: mindgnome]
    #19107397 - 11/08/13 07:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Go alone, bring no guns coz guns r bad, make the transaction in broad day light in the middle of a busy area, and celebrate loudly as soon as you receive the money
What could go wrong


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: psychodelia] * 5
    #19107411 - 11/08/13 07:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

everyone comes to the meeting completely naked. i wear a ski mask only, my 9 associates wear ski masks.

we each enter unmarked white vans with the goods and drive in different directions. 9 copies of product will be fake, one is genuine.

shell game.

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i run these streetz, nakey in ma ski maskz


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: JesusIsLord]
    #19107913 - 11/08/13 09:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

BUMP!!!

I know some of you are intelligent enough for this


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: Patlal]
    #19107949 - 11/08/13 09:42 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Isn't this pretty much what happened in True Romance


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? *DELETED* [Re: Niffla]
    #19108063 - 11/08/13 10:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: Greendreams]
    #19108232 - 11/08/13 11:05 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

You don't need to meet this person face to face for any reason at all. Obviously, you want to be sure that you are getting what you paid for and your buyer will want proof that your product is up to snuff.

You will need an escrow service. Problem solved.


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: Patlal]
    #19108253 - 11/08/13 11:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I would not do it, chances are you'd either get robbed or go to prison, I'd much rather just keep the drugs.


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: Patlal]
    #19108258 - 11/08/13 11:11 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Cash up front, no pig or anyone trying to rob you is going to let you walk away with a mil

The rest doesn't really matter. Preferably have a kid go do a blind drop.


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: Juicin]
    #19108287 - 11/08/13 11:19 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

No one is going to give you a million up front besides a cop trying to make a bust, they're not going to let you get away and all the bills would be marked anyways. No drug dealer is going to hand  a million to someone without them seeing/having drugs, especially if you don't have a long-standing relationship.


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: TrentBoyett] * 2
    #19108295 - 11/08/13 11:21 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

The only intelligent answer would be no, I wouldn't do it. That's just stupid way to set yourself up for a bullet or a cage, duh. Who the fuck makes a blind deal for a million bones?! 20, okay. 1Mill fuck that.


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: GreySatyr] * 1
    #19108302 - 11/08/13 11:23 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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The only intelligent answer would be no, I wouldn't do it. That's just stupid way to set yourself up for a bullet or a cage, duh. Who the fuck makes a blind deal for a million bones?! 20, okay. 1Mill fuck that.


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19108305 - 11/08/13 11:24 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

You honestly think there is a pig on this planet that is going to hand anyone a million dollars and give you a chance to walk away with it?

You realize they are responsible for that cash right? The cash doesn't leave their hands until they get a charge, they can't risk you just disappearing with a mil.

And as to your point about no one doing dead drops, ever heard of the front? Trust is basic in this game


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: Juicin]
    #19108324 - 11/08/13 11:29 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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You honestly think there is a pig on this planet that is going to hand anyone a million dollars and give you a chance to walk away with it?

You realize they are responsible for that cash right? The cash doesn't leave their hands until they get a charge, they can't risk you just disappearing with a mil.

And as to your point about no one doing dead drops, ever heard of the front? Trust is basic in this game



Whenever they have the whole DEA and other forms of the police collabing and they have like 100 armed people ready to shoot you if you try to take off, yes they do.

Also fronting this much money is not common at all in the game. GTFO.


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19108332 - 11/08/13 11:32 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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mjmihalov said:
Quote:

Juicin said:
You honestly think there is a pig on this planet that is going to hand anyone a million dollars and give you a chance to walk away with it?

You realize they are responsible for that cash right? The cash doesn't leave their hands until they get a charge, they can't risk you just disappearing with a mil.

And as to your point about no one doing dead drops, ever heard of the front? Trust is basic in this game



Whenever they have the whole DEA and other forms of the police collabing and they have like 100 armed people ready to shoot you if you try to take off, yes they do.

Also fronting this much money is not common at all in the game. GTFO.




lol 100 people? for a buy with no drugs? you're retarded live a little

There isn't a cop on this fucking planet who is going to hand a criminal a million dollars knowing they have they don't have a charge to snap on them right after. The whole point of the having them pay up front is so that they KNOW you aren't dirty. And if you're doing face to face deals with people you don't trust, you need to pull your head out of your ass.


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: Juicin]
    #19108343 - 11/08/13 11:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Whatever you say, go try and get fronted a million dollars off of someone with the promise you'll bring them drugs, let me know how that goes.


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: TrentBoyett] * 2
    #19108353 - 11/08/13 11:37 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Lol.


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19108357 - 11/08/13 11:39 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Well for one owing some one who has a million dollars to front isn't exactly a position you want to be in when your bank roll is as sparse as mine.

Doesn't change the fact the drug world runs on consignment. And there are probably many men out there getting fronted 7 digits worth of product.

But back to OP's post, the safest way to deal is cash up front. Dope via drop later


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: Juicin]
    #19108387 - 11/08/13 11:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Well for one owing some one who has a million dollars to front isn't exactly a position you want to be in when your bank roll is as sparse as mine.

Doesn't change the fact the drug world runs on consignment. And there are probably many men out there getting fronted 7 digits worth of product.




After building up respect and trust over a long time, sure.

But that's not what were talking about here, were talking about running into a million dollars worth of drugs and selling it to someone you don't know.


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: Juicin]
    #19108390 - 11/08/13 11:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I MEAN DAMN THIS SHIT IS PRETTY DAMN SIMPLE YOU CALL SAL AND VOILA, A MIL & A BRIEFCASE OF COKE GETS EXCHANGED

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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19108403 - 11/08/13 11:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Well for one owing some one who has a million dollars to front isn't exactly a position you want to be in when your bank roll is as sparse as mine.

Doesn't change the fact the drug world runs on consignment. And there are probably many men out there getting fronted 7 digits worth of product.




After building up respect and trust over a long time, sure.

But that's not what were talking about here, were talking about running into a million dollars worth of drugs and selling it to someone you don't know.




Yea in that situation, you don't do the deal unless they pay you up front. Otherwise you're just dumb

There has to be some trust from something. A strong connection from something, even if it's indirect. If it's truly blind the only way to have any degree of safety is to go cash up.

otherwise what the fuck are you thinking trying to make that deal?


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: Juicin]
    #19108470 - 11/09/13 12:06 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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There isn't a cop on this fucking planet who is going to hand a criminal a million dollars knowing they have they don't have a charge to snap on them right after. The whole point of the having them pay up front is so that they KNOW you aren't dirty. And if you're doing face to face deals with people you don't trust, you need to pull your head out of your ass.





Have you ever heard of a conspiracy charge? Even just setting up the deal with a UI is grounds for arrest, even if they find no proof of you ever having the drug. By going to meet them and taking money for said deal, you're just making it that much easier for a conspiracy charge to stick.

Either way I wouldn't trust it if someone told me they could pay a million dollars in cash for drugs. Just sounds like a robbery set up waiting to happen ESPECIALLY if you don't know them.


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: tabularasa]
    #19108479 - 11/09/13 12:08 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Juicin said:
There isn't a cop on this fucking planet who is going to hand a criminal a million dollars knowing they have they don't have a charge to snap on them right after. The whole point of the having them pay up front is so that they KNOW you aren't dirty. And if you're doing face to face deals with people you don't trust, you need to pull your head out of your ass.





Have you ever heard of a conspiracy charge? Even just setting up the deal with a UI is grounds for arrest, even if they find no proof of you ever having the drug. By going to meet them and taking money for said deal, you're just making it that much easier for a conspiracy charge to stick.

Either way I wouldn't trust it if someone told me they could pay a million dollars in cash for drugs. Just sounds like a robbery set up waiting to happen ESPECIALLY if you don't know them.




So eat the charge, they won't let you walk away with cash. Let your lawyer deal with it, and if you're careful about what you say and where you say it it's easy not to be recorded.

edit - a usable recording anyway


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: Juicin]
    #19108516 - 11/09/13 12:16 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Oh yeah, they definitely won't let you disappear with the money. I'm not arguing that point at all. If you disappear with the money, it's just going to be that much harder to arrest you.

It's not worth eating the charge, in my opinion. It seems like you have a little more faith in the justice system than I do though, haha.



Patlal, every scenario I play out in my mind ends with either getting robbed or arrested so I wouldn't carry out with the deal. Even if the person recommending the buyer was my soul mate or something. Though the logic behind this goes against the normal advice I'd give about the safety with small deals vs bulk deals but in this particular case, I think it's just easier and smarter to sell smaller amounts.


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: tabularasa]
    #19108524 - 11/09/13 12:21 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Oh yeah, they definitely won't let you disappear with the money. I'm not arguing that point at all. If you disappear with the money, it's just going to be that much harder to arrest you.

It's not worth eating the charge, in my opinion. It seems like you have a little more faith in the justice system than I do though, haha.



Patlal, every scenario I play out in my mind ends with either getting robbed or arrested so I wouldn't carry out with the deal. Even if the person recommending the buyer was my soul mate or something. Though the logic behind this goes against the normal advice I'd give about the safety with small deals vs bulk deals but in this particular case, I think it's just easier and smarter to sell smaller amounts.




Well assuming you have a lot of money I think it work pretty well

edit - the justice system


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: tabularasa] * 3
    #19108531 - 11/09/13 12:23 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

sounds like unloading the 100 ki special.
thats only half an apache, or 1/4 cig boat,
it can be done.

id smell trouble, anyone with a mill cash,
has their own networks already.
id wonder why they need to deal with you.

if ya landed on a mega load someone lucked past customs, id wonder why they didnt have buyers in the first place.

personally,
id suspect a set up either direction for a conspiracy charge.

If , shit played out for real,
id expect to see a hot point tester, and the deal to take 2 hours.

if ya dont have a pro recon team , your dead.

oh , and if ya see giant rolls of plastic ANYWHERE NEAR THE DEAL ZONE,
your also dead.

any deal above 10k requires a 4A vest.

and,
anyone that can do it for real,
is gonna want 15%. upfront.

personally, if your asking here,
id limit transactions to less than 100$ or less.


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19108861 - 11/09/13 02:11 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I would sit this one out, to risky, it's either a setup by the cops, or you are gonna get robbed, worse yet murdered


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: Imperfect Iam]
    #19109029 - 11/09/13 04:35 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Meet up in a very public place, with cash and drugs in bags.

If all seems legit go find a nearby cafe that's still nice and public.

Sit down, drink coffee, leave with money bag


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    #19109339 - 11/09/13 07:46 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

^ cute.

1 mill in powder , at GMR, is about 4-5 duffle bags  @wholesale.
( depending on pack)......H would be about 40% the size.
thats not including a 1 mill duffel , assuming all benjamins.

logistically , its not possible to do this at the mall.
nor advisable. youll need a recon team.

and if ya think a good team is your  friends and a wally pop gun,
think again.

peeps that show up with a mill in paper,
can afford full auto, AP shells and vests.
they also will have test kits/ hot points.
and the geek WILL know whats in it.
and the peeps with the cash ALWAYS believe their geek.

if you dont have an industrial money counter,
your gonna take 3-5% in bogus cabbage minimum.

common sense says the escape plan, is 51% percent of the deal.



its a ruthless game. if your not ruthless, stay home.
contrary to popular belief, its not easy money.
this kinda thing is  best left to trained pros.


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: healing]
    #19109608 - 11/09/13 09:08 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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healing said:
You don't need to meet this person face to face for any reason at all. Obviously, you want to be sure that you are getting what you paid for and your buyer will want proof that your product is up to snuff.

You will need an escrow service. Problem solved.




How could you be certain that this escrow service for criminals would not rob you instead?


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    #19109803 - 11/09/13 10:18 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

call me old fashioned,

but this is a warehouse, pro teams,
motor pool , ECM, and AK's all around type thing.

the concept of the thread is flawed,
as anyone with a mill, can hook up, and directly,
and anyone with a few duffle bags, likely has buyers.

it also assumes one big deal,
wich is not always best.

it also, doesnt really allow for logistics funding.
as a deal that size costs 10k just to set up essentially.
you cant just tool the mercedes thru mikkey turd burgers to meet buyers.
WTF, ya meet at 5 star places,
and ,they pay the bill to prove they gotz the $
you want someone to play 1 mill, and you cant buy me a 500$ dinner???.
faaaaawwwwwwwwk anyone who dosent ask for the desert menu.
the one holding the flour sack, makes the rules.
i wanna hit the club also after diner too.

also consider time/ place play into this also.

a wire transfer B2B , by sattelite , and a
small plane air drop in north africa,
is not the same thing,
as pulling up to a row house in detroit in a van.

keep in mind, even if one had the goodies,
everyone has fingers in it.
sometimes ya have to crush a hand , under a choo shoe heel.

you guys also realize actual non pretend merecenary help,
runs about 3500$ a day/ head now. plus expenses.
you cant just hire jed , and his deer rifle for this.
expect to be billed for ammo. wether its needed or not.
your gonna pay for their transport.
what, ya thought they all drove their own camrees?
and no , they arent driving your handa either.



all said, there are ways to do such stuff.
but, the game is always, " the quick and the dead"

prisons are packed with peeps on the big score.
ask yourself if ya feel lucky.
then realize, its all about skill, and has little to do with luck.
dont count on luck, if ya lack the skill.


as a final note, even if ya worked it all out.
now survive having a million.
its gonna cost ya 35% to use every dollar after 9999.00,
but, no one asked how to clean a bale of dirt smelling benjamins,
thats another thread entirely.



i saw a FOAF pull something off once,
and ,i said,
" i cant believe you just risked your life like that for 100k"
and ,he looked at me and said ,
" what, i made 100K? , i just do this for fun"


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: Patlal]
    #19109909 - 11/09/13 10:57 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I don't think I'd ever let myself get in that risky of a situation.


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: GreySatyr]
    #19110039 - 11/09/13 11:34 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

So this is what I would do .

I would buy a warehouse .

In purchased warehouse I will build a machine that raises and lowers two platforms from the floor . 1 is a place for their money , the other contains the "product" .

Once money is lowered a conveyor belt drops it in my truck on the far other side of the building . I drive away with the money , then pressing a button that remotely raises the platform of product, completing the deal .

I would send in an associate or body double to explain the process and provide test samples .


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: HeroMike] * 3
    #19110655 - 11/09/13 02:27 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:facepalm:


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    #19110791 - 11/09/13 03:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

psi said:
Quote:

healing said:
You don't need to meet this person face to face for any reason at all. Obviously, you want to be sure that you are getting what you paid for and your buyer will want proof that your product is up to snuff.

You will need an escrow service. Problem solved.




How could you be certain that this escrow service for criminals would not rob you instead?




By investigating them through the better business bureau.


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: healing]
    #19110802 - 11/09/13 03:18 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I'd have to build a robot to act as an anonymous avatar.


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: healing] * 1
    #19110815 - 11/09/13 03:22 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

healing said:
Quote:

psi said:
Quote:

healing said:
You don't need to meet this person face to face for any reason at all. Obviously, you want to be sure that you are getting what you paid for and your buyer will want proof that your product is up to snuff.

You will need an escrow service. Problem solved.




How could you be certain that this escrow service for criminals would not rob you instead?




By investigating them through the better business bureau.



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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: psi]
    #19110924 - 11/09/13 03:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

psi said:
Quote:

healing said:
Quote:

psi said:
Quote:

healing said:
You don't need to meet this person face to face for any reason at all. Obviously, you want to be sure that you are getting what you paid for and your buyer will want proof that your product is up to snuff.

You will need an escrow service. Problem solved.




How could you be certain that this escrow service for criminals would not rob you instead?




By investigating them through the better business bureau.



:lol:




Why is that so funny? I wouldn't be doing anything illegal. I would just want to make sure that I use an escrow service that respects my privacy.


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: healing]
    #19111061 - 11/09/13 04:26 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

It's just that I would not expect an escrow service suitable for million-dollar drug deals to be a BBB member.


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: psi]
    #19119272 - 11/11/13 07:13 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

escrow, cute, now the feds have all the money.

transferring more than 9999.99,
without a good paper trail behind it,
will get ya seized.

as much as we all wish we could do this by ipad & silk road,
and ,wait for the mail,
its an AK, duffel bag , and burner phones with custom cars,
type of game.

ya cant be breaking bad, and act like a candy striper at the same time.

every big load, comes with a bucket or 2 of blood.
dont forget it, and make sure its not yours.


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: Patlal]
    #19119403 - 11/11/13 08:21 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

After reading thorugh this entire thread, my answer is still the same:

You would never be in a situation like this for this level of money. People who do this work their way up to much much less than this, I would be shocked if anyone really bothers setting up for an entire Million, it's gotta be unreasonable and people got buyers, so I think maybe even the cartels deep outta the country don't even do one million deals. Not all at once anyway and not with new buyers.


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    #19121153 - 11/11/13 03:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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After reading thorugh this entire thread, my answer is still the same:

You would never be in a situation like this for this level of money. People who do this work their way up to much much less than this, I would be shocked if anyone really bothers setting up for an entire Million, it's gotta be unreasonable and people got buyers, so I think maybe even the cartels deep outta the country don't even do one million deals. Not all at once anyway and not with new buyers.




You think cartels don't do million dollar deals?

Here is one very small story about 100 million dollars worth of product (Street value I would assume)

You can find stories all over the web about the billions of drug profits that go through our banking system.

Just because we aren't at that scale doesn't mean deals don't happen like this every day.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2011/apr/03/us-bank-mexico-drug-gangs

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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: Juicin]
    #19121191 - 11/11/13 03:22 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

in their defense,
it is often broken down to a degree for security reasons.
however.
the multi duffle bag deal is not as uncommon as ya think.

1 mill , barely makes ya a regional flash in the pan kingpin at best.

on one level , peeps do know each other.and dont do it blind.
the people in the room, at the point of sale. ask few questions.

this is the type of thing , that for pros is not a big deal,
but for noobs to come out of the blue?
the survival rate would have to be in decimal points.


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: anne halonium]
    #19122150 - 11/11/13 06:06 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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anne halonium said:
escrow, cute, now the feds have all the money.

transferring more than 9999.99,
without a good paper trail behind it,
will get ya seized.

as much as we all wish we could do this by ipad & silk road,
and ,wait for the mail,
its an AK, duffel bag , and burner phones with custom cars,
type of game.

ya cant be breaking bad, and act like a candy striper at the same time.

every big load, comes with a bucket or 2 of blood.
dont forget it, and make sure its not yours.




There are anonymous escrow services. The only problem would be laundering the money, which is not a problem if you know where to look for anonymous money laundering businesses.


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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: healing]
    #19124209 - 11/12/13 12:12 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

If it was to be done you would have 350k in expenses to make sure it went right. You would want pros on your side with some nice equipment. 4a vests with esapi plates, 3 cars, some silent muscle beside you, overwatch above you, and some nondescript looking pros flanking the other party. You dont just need a plan you need several. You need strategy and that costs $. If one was gonna go to all this trouble I would just rob the dick and use plan z gtfo then you have it all which is what will be running through the other guys head. Back up plan for the back up plan. Remote listening equipment thay is hardened and jammers for the other guys. Spot would have to be under surveillance for a week just to make sure its clean. Too much risk not enough reward. If your going to all this effort smoke a armored car, same risk same equipment bigger reward.  Hell it would probably be easier.


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    #19125187 - 11/12/13 06:43 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

A million bucks?  Shit, for me that's just the damned consultation fee.  I don't make drug deals for less than $500M.


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    #19125622 - 11/12/13 10:14 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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The biggest weakness would be the possibility of the buyer pulling a gun on me in the hotel room anyway. If this were to happen, I would have no choice but to hand over the drugs - calling the bluff would be unwise.





i actually had a columbian rip out a 9mm in a luxury hotel,
and, stick it in my tit back in the 80's

i explained to him calmly, if i didnt leave alive, he wouldnt either.
he considered my reputation at that point, and lowered the gun.
business ,  then proceeded , without a hitch , from there.

i liked that guy....he had moxy.
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Re: If you were to make a one million dollar drugdeal with someone you didn't know, how would you do it? [Re: anne halonium]
    #19125947 - 11/12/13 11:43 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Even if all goes well you still end up with criminals knowing you have a million dollars in cash lying around.

Plenty of people willing to cut some limbs from you or your family to get that money.


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