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Re: why arent there men that exist [Re: Konyap]
    #19103102 - 11/07/13 09:55 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

ya i like to think of people of dating sites as the "damaged fish" of the sea...if you catch my drift.


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Re: why arent there men that exist [Re: lunarpiscean]
    #19103109 - 11/07/13 09:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: why arent there men that exist [Re: flipsidetrue]
    #19103118 - 11/07/13 09:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

damn right.


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Re: why arent there men that exist [Re: lunarpiscean]
    #19103145 - 11/07/13 10:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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ya i like to think of people of dating sites as the "damaged fish" of the sea...if you catch my drift.



I'm a guy so I'm embarrassed of posting my picture on there.  I'm good looking but I kinda need to feel you out, dating sites from my point of view, I just go when I have a lot of energy pent up. The whole selling myself thing sucks for a dude, I spent the whole time trying to find a girl that was close to my height. I'm not even sure girls respond well to mentioning things they like and when they do I'm not really interested at all. Then I turned on the t.v. to watch something and I was like "Why did I waste a god damn hour on the computer when I could've been watching this!" My past times aren't fufilling for a boyfriend, but they're still fun to me. "About Me: I hate work. I have no job. I don't want to go back to school. I don't have a car. I only go out once a month to drink til I'm drunk and then go home. Can you just come over and hang out in my room? Or take me out somewhere cheap like a movie??? " lol


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Re: why arent there men that exist [Re: Konyap]
    #19103153 - 11/07/13 10:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I mean they have to be damaged the tallest ones were like 5"5


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Re: why arent there men that exist [Re: Konyap]
    #19103232 - 11/07/13 10:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

getting stoned and fucking is my middle name
nah jk i cant last more then 15 mins full thrusting.girls don't even like to go all that long once they get theirs there calling it quiets.
but for real what part of the world do you live in because where i live girls are like " this nigga all he wanna do is smoke his weed and fuck " or " can you believe this nigga asked me to buy him a gram and he would fuck me good!!"
my ex girl had a missing finger and i didn't notice tell like a week into are relationship Oh! crap! its missing a finger!. pass the blunt though!!
Come to cail you'll get what you wanting


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Re: why arent there men that exist [Re: Megatrondon]
    #19103264 - 11/07/13 10:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

ahaha damaged fish !!
i made a POF i guess im damaged fish!
a girl i had done some stuff with happen to have a pof to and she was like hey lets hang out i said sure but flaked. then like 2 weeks later im feeling a little thirsty catch my drift and white her can you believe shes like well i gotta pick up my boyfriend we can chill later though. i said forget that!!!
girls that have BF and are on a dating site ? claiming "IM HERE JUST FOR FRIENDS"
ive meet a few from the POF site. and all i gotta say is your right about the damaged fish part


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Re: why arent there men that exist [Re: Megatrondon]
    #19103269 - 11/07/13 10:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: why arent there men that exist [Re: Megatrondon]
    #19103291 - 11/07/13 10:35 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

whats your number? lol
my last girlfriend and i would snort tons of ketamine take dabs maybe some mdma and have sex.


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Re: why arent there men that exist [Re: Fuckspice]
    #19103328 - 11/07/13 10:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

on POF? 4 it was a fad that was created at work all my co workers got on the bang waggin and we where all trying to spit game to the same girl and we would fuck around with them and catch them lying ahaha
daaang all those drugs and sex sound superb


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Re: why arent there men that exist [Re: Megatrondon]
    #19103382 - 11/07/13 10:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

it was very nice,  kitty flipping and sex was amazing we ended up just rolling around naked since i couldnt move my legs at one point but had to keep going.


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Re: why arent there men that exist [Re: Fuckspice]
    #19103413 - 11/07/13 11:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

im from stl the midwest man. everyone keeps telling me to go to cali. i really should. not big on ketamine though, couldn't move my limbs last time and i only snorted like 2/10


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Re: why arent there men that exist [Re: lunarpiscean]
    #19103444 - 11/07/13 11:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

fuck where are all the cool people? this is bullshit. i just want to do dabs be a sex kitten maybe be a house wife or something.

total sarcasm but i dont think id pass the offer up. srsly


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Re: why arent there men that exist [Re: lunarpiscean]
    #19103456 - 11/07/13 11:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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im from stl the midwest man. everyone keeps telling me to go to cali. i really should. not big on ketamine though, couldn't move my limbs last time and i only snorted like 2/10



where in the midwest :wellhellothere:


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Re: why arent there men that exist [Re: psyconaught]
    #19103467 - 11/07/13 11:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

stalker status. i already said in my post. :feelsweirdman: :lol:


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Re: why arent there men that exist [Re: lunarpiscean]
    #19103517 - 11/07/13 11:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

shit didn't even see that haha all i saw was midwest.


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Re: why arent there men that exist [Re: psyconaught]
    #19104219 - 11/08/13 07:19 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

St. Louis


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Re: why arent there men that exist [Re: lunarpiscean]
    #19104565 - 11/08/13 09:34 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Definitiyl try online dating you can then write exactly what you are looking for. and talk to the person about specifics. I haven't even really had success with it but it sounds good in theory.


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Re: why arent there men that exist [Re: lunarpiscean]
    #19104641 - 11/08/13 09:46 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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who just want to get stoned and fuck all of the time in a relationship with me? all of these guys i've been coming across are fucking lame. you'd think it'd be easier.

:kingcrankey:




this guy tonight was so fucking lame. we couldn't hang out at his house because his mother didnt want him to have girls over (hes 24)



last night i hung out with some straight edge douche bag whos breath smelt like shit


one of the guys i hang out with on a regular basis is cool as fuck and likes to get stoned and all of the above but he's fucking stingy. not a gentle man.



of course i'm trying to rebound but fuck, can i at least have a hot awesome rebound ....


lol i'm asking too much i think




I have very similar problems

I work for myself so I get lots of free time and I get free weed so I smoke a bunch

I meet girls

But It seems like only goodie girls like me now a days

IE girls who dont smoke or drink or even know how to be sexual
or really slutty girls which is an obvious pass


also how do you live at home till 24 I wasnt even 18 when I left

I know this kid who used to be my friend but made himself homeless cause His parents wouldnt stop giving him shit to try and get his first job, what a failure


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Re: why arent there men that exist [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #19104760 - 11/08/13 10:13 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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I didn't read most of this, but I've only been in a couple relationships and I suck at them. I cheat in every single one and I hate being tied down to one person.



That is a quote from you.  Probably why you're having trouble getting into a healthy relationship.




OP, you were just pwnd by the pwnasaurus.


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