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JesusGoneRogue


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Taking a huge step in my Life.
#19104498 - 11/08/13 09:19 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm opening a Martial Arts School!!!
Now i just need some students. and a name. and a ummmm. well erm. fuck
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Poor Boy
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what will you be teaching? what are you bringing to the table? open up in san antonio and ill join.
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Re: Taking a huge step in my Life. [Re: Poor Boy]
#19104549 - 11/08/13 09:29 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Everything. and i'm still developing techniques myself. But basically self defense. Fighting. If theirs one thing i can do,IT"S FIGHT. Besides making women cum out their nuts and music, combat is my Passion. i can safely say i'm the best fighter in the world. But i wanna share my knowledge and develop mine more as well.
I gotta start in my Hometown though. Hmmm the first 5 students will be free. LOL how much should i even charge?
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JesusGoneRogue said: Besides making women cum out their nuts
sit down. we need to have a talk... not sure why no one has told you this before, but those "woman" you were with were everything but. woman do not have nuts and therefor cannot cum from them. you were in fact making men cum from their nuts. sorry man...
letting people in for free is a good start. flyers too. gotta advertise. gotta show why your dojo is better than the next. you have starting up money and degrees and what have you?
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JesusGoneRogue said: i can safely say i'm the best fighter in the world.
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Re: Taking a huge step in my Life. [Re: Poor Boy]
#19104582 - 11/08/13 09:37 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Women have ovaries. nuts on the inside. So 
Advertise!!! Meow that's what i needa do!!!
And i have no dojo. well, scratch that. The Earth is my Dojo.
No money. LOL that's why i'm doing this. to get money. and my degrees are my fists. Right is Conquer. Left is Divide. I have no clue about a name.
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Re: Taking a huge step in my Life. [Re: zee007] 2
#19104587 - 11/08/13 09:38 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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he can safely say that cause while hes saying it, hes hiding out. ya dig?
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Re: Taking a huge step in my Life. [Re: Poor Boy] 1
#19104595 - 11/08/13 09:39 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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i now feel as if i was trolled...
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Re: Taking a huge step in my Life. [Re: zee007]
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JesusGoneRogue said: i can safely say i'm the best fighter in the world.

i am man. That's one thing that i can for sure without a doubt say i'm better than anyone else in this whole entire world. I live and breathe to fight. QUite literally.
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Re: Taking a huge step in my Life. [Re: Poor Boy]
#19104608 - 11/08/13 09:40 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Poor Boy said: i now feel as if i was trolled...
Come to Wichita, Kansas. That's my hometown. I would kindly prove you wrong
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JesusGoneRogue said: i can safely say i'm the best fighter in the world.

i am man. That's one thing that i can for sure without a doubt say i'm better than anyone else in this whole entire world. I live and breathe to fight. QUite literally.
yeah zee! hes muphuckin wolverine! BRO! he'll come at you like a spider monkey!
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I bet jesus here is a great fighter. When against woman
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Poor Boy said: i now feel as if i was trolled...
Come to Wichita, Kansas. That's my hometown. I would kindly prove you wrong
lets put your dick where yore mouth is! im a fucking ninja, home slice!
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JesusGoneRogue said: i can safely say i'm the best fighter in the world.

i am man. That's one thing that i can for sure without a doubt say i'm better than anyone else in this whole entire world. I live and breathe to fight. QUite literally.
Then why aren't you fighting right now?
You're not the only one
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Re: Taking a huge step in my Life. [Re: Poor Boy]
#19104624 - 11/08/13 09:43 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quite literally!!! FUCK MAN i wish i had a camcorder. i would totally demonstrate for ya'll. I'm truly not bluffing.
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Re: Taking a huge step in my Life. [Re: Poor Boy]
#19104630 - 11/08/13 09:44 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Poor Boy said:
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Poor Boy said: i now feel as if i was trolled...
Come to Wichita, Kansas. That's my hometown. I would kindly prove you wrong
lets put your dick where yore mouth is! im a fucking ninja, home slice!
Well ta do that all i'd have to do is yoga. and ninjutsu is a specialty of mine.
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JesusGoneRogue said: Quite literally!!! FUCK MAN i wish i had a camcorder. i would totally demonstrate for ya'll. I'm truly not bluffing.
i like you man, but id love to see this over our bromance...
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Re: Taking a huge step in my Life. [Re: Poor Boy]
#19104645 - 11/08/13 09:46 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'll start out here.But when i get some students and money, and a fuckin name lol, i'll defnitely head your way man!
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JesusGoneRogue said: i can safely say i'm the best fighter in the world.
I highly doubt that. I did taekwondo for awhile with some legit teachers. You say you are the best fighter in the world, but it is different when there is a 360 spin kick involved and your on the floor. Some dudes are straight ridiculous at martial arts. Are you sure you know what you are getting into?
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Re: Taking a huge step in my Life. [Re: mindgnome]
#19104669 - 11/08/13 09:49 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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You're one to talk. You've never seen me fight. The only person on the shroomery that has for sure seen me fight, is Kittybear. And she knows damn well, what the fuck i'm capable of.
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What i really need are some names?
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JesusGoneRogue said: You're one to talk. You've never seen me fight. The only person on the shroomery that has for sure seen me fight, is Kittybear. And she knows damn well, what the fuck i'm capable of.
Well you don't sound very humble. I would bet on my teacher if he was up against you. The power of his kicks would ruin people.
-------------------- "As I walk on through troubled times my spirit gets so downhearted sometimes so where are the strong and who are the trusted? And where is the harmony? Sweet harmony. Cause each time I feel it slippin' away, just makes me wanna cry. What's so funny 'bout peace love & understanding?" - Nick Lowe "Psychedelic drugs don't change you - they don't change your character - unless you want to be changed. They enable change; they can't impose it...” - Sasha Shulgin
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JesusGoneRogue said: What i really need are some names?
Sensei What?
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Re: Taking a huge step in my Life. [Re: mindgnome]
#19104692 - 11/08/13 09:53 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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my money's on me. i'd eat your teachers legs off.
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Re: Taking a huge step in my Life. [Re: Poor Boy]
#19104695 - 11/08/13 09:54 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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JesusGoneRogue said: What i really need are some names?
Sensei What?
that was funny. hahaha. hmmmm.
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JesusGoneRogue said: You're one to talk. You've never seen me fight. The only person on the shroomery that has for sure seen me fight, is Kittybear. And she knows damn well, what the fuck i'm capable of.
We've seen pics brah.... you'd get your ass handed to ya by a real martial artist 
FIGHTS STREET TRASH WANNABEES
I AM THE BEST FIGHTER IN THE WORLD
someone make that a meme
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Re: Taking a huge step in my Life. [Re: Uzziel]
#19104707 - 11/08/13 09:57 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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this is too easy guys. can i be a meme. Theirs plenty of delicious pics ta choose from.
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#19104712 - 11/08/13 09:58 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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JesusGoneRogue said: You're one to talk. You've never seen me fight. The only person on the shroomery that has for sure seen me fight, is Kittybear. And she knows damn well, what the fuck i'm capable of.
We've seen pics brah.... you'd get your ass handed to ya by a real martial artist 
FIGHTS STREET TRASH WANNABEES
I AM THE BEST FIGHTER IN THE WORLD
someone make that a meme
this guy cant read what im typing cause he nigged me...
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Re: Taking a huge step in my Life. [Re: Poor Boy]
#19104738 - 11/08/13 10:07 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'd suggest speaking with an attorney prior to opening up a school where people beat the crap out of each other. Insurance and liability are a mother fucker.
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Dude you have a cig hanging from your mouth lol. I know I have a little knowledge in fighting but I don't say I am the shit. I am wondering if this is a troll post. I have seen real martial artists and they are humble. They won't say they can kick someone's ass but if someone throws a punch at them it isn't going to land.
-------------------- "As I walk on through troubled times my spirit gets so downhearted sometimes so where are the strong and who are the trusted? And where is the harmony? Sweet harmony. Cause each time I feel it slippin' away, just makes me wanna cry. What's so funny 'bout peace love & understanding?" - Nick Lowe "Psychedelic drugs don't change you - they don't change your character - unless you want to be changed. They enable change; they can't impose it...” - Sasha Shulgin
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Re: Taking a huge step in my Life. [Re: badchad]
#19104776 - 11/08/13 10:17 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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badchad said: I'd suggest speaking with an attorney prior to opening up a school where people beat the crap out of each other. Insurance and liability are a mother fucker.
I am my own attorney. and that's still a good idea, lol. Shank yoo
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Re: Taking a huge step in my Life. [Re: mindgnome]
#19104791 - 11/08/13 10:20 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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mindgnome said: Dude you have a cig hanging from your mouth lol. I know I have a little knowledge in fighting but I don't say I am the shit. I am wondering if this is a troll post. I have seen real martial artists and they are humble. They won't say they can kick someone's ass but if someone throws a punch at them it isn't going to land.
yeah i smoke,and i chew. and when i drink i can perform drunken gung fu. Wing chun, and boxing are two of my faves. Krav maga, and wrestling as well. This really isn't a troll post guys. And i'm berry humble. This is just something that i am truly passionate about.
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Well what I am saying is high level mma guys are ridiculous. My teacher never went mma but he definitely could have. He is like a 5th degree black belt in tkd and I believe he is a black belt in ju jitsu(sp?). I wasn't trying to be like "oh my teacher could kick your ass" but I have seen that man on bags and I wouldn't want to be in front of that.
-------------------- "As I walk on through troubled times my spirit gets so downhearted sometimes so where are the strong and who are the trusted? And where is the harmony? Sweet harmony. Cause each time I feel it slippin' away, just makes me wanna cry. What's so funny 'bout peace love & understanding?" - Nick Lowe "Psychedelic drugs don't change you - they don't change your character - unless you want to be changed. They enable change; they can't impose it...” - Sasha Shulgin
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Re: Taking a huge step in my Life. [Re: mindgnome]
#19104817 - 11/08/13 10:25 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Well what i'm sayin is i wear belts ta hold my pants up. And i'm still young,but if you put a bag in front of me, you'd see what i'm talking about.
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well that is cool but I can work on a bag pretty good myself but I avoid physical confrontation at all costs, it isn't worth it. People who are properly trained will block at least 85 percent of the stuff you throw at them. They also can see open spots, that is the point to taking a class with someone who is a high level belt because they have been doing it for so long that they are good at explaining when to go in and when to hold your ground and defend. Really serious fighters are no joke, every limb is a weapon to them.
-------------------- "As I walk on through troubled times my spirit gets so downhearted sometimes so where are the strong and who are the trusted? And where is the harmony? Sweet harmony. Cause each time I feel it slippin' away, just makes me wanna cry. What's so funny 'bout peace love & understanding?" - Nick Lowe "Psychedelic drugs don't change you - they don't change your character - unless you want to be changed. They enable change; they can't impose it...” - Sasha Shulgin
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Re: Taking a huge step in my Life. [Re: mindgnome]
#19104863 - 11/08/13 10:31 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Exactly. I don't walk around starting fights. it's dangerous.
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You're a good fighter..too bad you try to kill the things you fight. Ultimately making you a killer. Not a fighter.
Hahahhahahah remember when you fought Nathan?
"No! please dude stop! Stop!"
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the one thing you have going for you is confidence. I would suggest getting into classes and earning some belts if you are serious about starting a school because the people taking those classes want to know you have credentials and not just hearsay even if you are a good fighter, it is good to earn belts for credibility.
-------------------- "As I walk on through troubled times my spirit gets so downhearted sometimes so where are the strong and who are the trusted? And where is the harmony? Sweet harmony. Cause each time I feel it slippin' away, just makes me wanna cry. What's so funny 'bout peace love & understanding?" - Nick Lowe "Psychedelic drugs don't change you - they don't change your character - unless you want to be changed. They enable change; they can't impose it...” - Sasha Shulgin
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Re: Taking a huge step in my Life. [Re: mindgnome]
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mindgnome said: the one thing you have going for you is confidence. I would suggest getting into classes and earning some belts if you are serious about starting a school because the people taking those classes want to know you have credentials and not just hearsay even if you are a good fighter, it is good to earn belts for credibility.
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Re: Taking a huge step in my Life. [Re: Kittybear]
#19104945 - 11/08/13 10:48 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Kittybear said: You're a good fighter..too bad you try to kill the things you fight. Ultimately making you a killer. Not a fighter.
Hahahhahahah remember when you fought Nathan?
"No! please dude stop! Stop!" 
LOL i feel bad about that. He really was scared That's honestly what i'm trying to work on Tibear. My anger. She's right. i'm not a fighter yet. I'm a killer. But i don't wanna ever kill something unless i absolutely have to. Like ta protect my life or someone i love.
I really am working on it. I've been going to Comcare. I'm in Therapy. and i get prescribed senzu beans!!!
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I'm not doubting you're a good fighter, but if you are best in the world, maybe you should make a costume and save the world
Edited by zee007 (11/08/13 11:04 AM)
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