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Anonymous #1

My girl sucksss at giving head
    #19093308 - 11/05/13 11:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

No pun intended in the title :lol:

Seriously though, I ask for it when I'm too excited before sex because it kinda hurts so it calms me down.

Its because it feels like her teeth scrape on my dick or at least touch it. It hurts yo :nonono:


I don't know if theres a way I could help her improve or something


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Anonymous #2

Re: My girl sucksss at giving head [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #19093370 - 11/05/13 11:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Edited by Alan Rockefeller (11/06/13 10:01 PM)


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Anonymous #3

Re: My girl sucksss at giving head [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19094145 - 11/06/13 06:01 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
No pun intended in the title :lol:

Seriously though, I ask for it when I'm too excited before sex because it kinda hurts so it calms me down.

Its because it feels like her teeth scrape on my dick or at least touch it. It hurts yo :nonono:


I don't know if theres a way I could help her improve or something





she needs practice...

force her to suck your dick an hour every day ....after a while she will enjoy it and get better..

grab her head and force her to take the cock all the way down.

Study the techniques at this site

http://efukt.com/


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Anonymous #4

Re: My girl sucksss at giving head [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19094677 - 11/06/13 10:08 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Get her one of these:



It's called a ring gag. The biggest size they usually go up to is 2.5" in diameter, so you'll need to make sure that your cock can fit through that and that her mouth can open big enough for it, but if so, all of your problems will be solved.

It also helps to tie her arms behind her back so that she can't push off on your thighs as she chokes.

:thumbup:


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Anonymous #5

Re: My girl sucksss at giving head [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #19094750 - 11/06/13 10:30 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

mabye she doesn't like the dick .


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Anonymous #6

Re: My girl sucksss at giving head [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #19096548 - 11/06/13 05:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Is this her OP? :lol:



Just show her this thread, she'll figure it out.


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Anonymous #7

Re: My girl sucksss at giving head [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #19097507 - 11/06/13 08:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

tell her maybe not to try

ah nevermind bro here let me show you
:blowme:


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Anonymous #8

Re: My girl sucksss at giving head [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #19097576 - 11/06/13 08:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Anonymous #2 said:
punch her teeth out



:grin:


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Anonymous #9

Re: My girl sucksss at giving head [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #19097851 - 11/06/13 09:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

teeth are horrible.

some guys like that shit though.

who wants to be reminded that you have your dick in a hole that could bite it off at any moment?


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Anonymous #10

Re: My girl sucksss at giving head [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #19097912 - 11/06/13 09:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I had a virgin girlfriend give me head once.. She'd never done it before. I dunno if it was just because I was so horny or if it was because I didn't want to hurt her feelings but I just let her keep going even though she was grinding her teeth on it, and I don't just mean occasionally, like throughout the whole thing... The next day my dick was red and swollen :sad:

The only upside was that when I told her I was about to cum she just went "Mmhmm" and kept going.. Most beautiful sound in the world IMO :lolsy:


Edited by Anonymous (11/06/13 09:45 PM)


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Re: My girl sucksss at giving head (moved) [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19097983 - 11/06/13 10:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

This thread was moved from Shroomerites Anonymous.

Reason:
Fits better here


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Re: My girl sucksss at giving head [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #19098588 - 11/07/13 12:39 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
I had a virgin girlfriend give me head once.. She'd never done it before. I dunno if it was just because I was so horny or if it was because I didn't want to hurt her feelings but I just let her keep going even though she was grinding her teeth on it, and I don't just mean occasionally, like throughout the whole thing... The next day my dick was red and swollen :sad:

The only upside was that when I told her I was about to cum she just went "Mmhmm" and kept going.. Most beautiful sound in the world IMO :lolsy:



damn dude, you're a trooper. How on earth can you come when the teeth are grinding that much?

And I too love it when girls react little to the fact that you're about to cum in her mouth. If one ever pulls me out right before so that I cum on her face I will ask her to marry me right then and there :truelove:


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Re: My girl sucksss at giving head [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19099192 - 11/07/13 07:27 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
No pun intended in the title :lol:

Seriously though, I ask for it when I'm too excited before sex because it kinda hurts so it calms me down.

Its because it feels like her teeth scrape on my dick or at least touch it. It hurts yo :nonono:


I don't know if theres a way I could help her improve or something




Give pointers in a kind way. Don't say "you suck at this - here do it this way" but "it really feels good when you do X".


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Re: My girl sucksss at giving head [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #19099419 - 11/07/13 08:56 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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rbalzer said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
I had a virgin girlfriend give me head once.. She'd never done it before. I dunno if it was just because I was so horny or if it was because I didn't want to hurt her feelings but I just let her keep going even though she was grinding her teeth on it, and I don't just mean occasionally, like throughout the whole thing... The next day my dick was red and swollen :sad:

The only upside was that when I told her I was about to cum she just went "Mmhmm" and kept going.. Most beautiful sound in the world IMO :lolsy:



damn dude, you're a trooper. How on earth can you come when the teeth are grinding that much?

And I too love it when girls react little to the fact that you're about to cum in her mouth. If one ever pulls me out right before so that I cum on her face I will ask her to marry me right then and there :truelove:



Not really sure to be honest. Took a lot longer than it usually takes me though.


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Re: My girl sucksss at giving head [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #19099739 - 11/07/13 10:35 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Tell your girl to liw on her back with her head bent backyards on the tip of your bed, then facefuck her?

Tell her to practice on a banana?

Have her give you head for 30 minutes everyday, practice makes perfect?

Put more lube in her mouth?

Eventually she'll learn how your dick works and she'll give amazing head


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Re: My girl sucksss at giving head [Re: Patlal]
    #19100312 - 11/07/13 12:35 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

make her practice on a banana with no peel. She'll see the teeth marks and get the idea


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Re: My girl sucksss at giving head [Re: Cyclohexylamine]
    #19102128 - 11/07/13 06:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

tymoteusz3 said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
No pun intended in the title :lol:

Seriously though, I ask for it when I'm too excited before sex because it kinda hurts so it calms me down.

Its because it feels like her teeth scrape on my dick or at least touch it. It hurts yo :nonono:


I don't know if theres a way I could help her improve or something




Give pointers in a kind way. Don't say "you suck at this - here do it this way" but "it really feels good when you do X".




My first boyfriend and I would play a game where we would try to make the other gag using our fingers (we were pretty competitive with each other). Sure enough, it didn't take long before we both had total control over our gag reflexes. as you can imagine, completely repressing your gag reflex is a valuable cock sucking skill. It really isn't that difficult.


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Re: My girl sucksss at giving head [Re: koods]
    #19103457 - 11/07/13 11:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Definitely speak up, good sex is about communication. You're there to get each other off and the fact that she's fellating you means that is her top priority at that moment, and personally I would much rather a guy speak up than just wallow in a toothy bj or subpar sexual experience.

Actually one time someone did have to ask me to be more mindful of my teeth(I was also really dehydrated and generating saliva was also problem, poor guy). I stopped to thank him for the constructive criticism(I was raised to say please and thankyou, dammit) and laughed and went back to business with that in mind...pretty sure he found it really weird, actually..but whatever.


Anyways, good heads not rocket science, give her some pointers, tell her to relax her throat(seriously, relax the throat) get lube if you have to & uhh...practice makes perfect. If you're ever scared about a girl getting offended or weirded out by vocalizing wants/needs then she needs not not take things so seriously, especially something that's supposed to be fun.

p.s. gentlemen, the fastest way to getting good head regularly is to give good head regularly. just sayin.


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Re: My girl sucksss at giving head [Re: pirate-blues]
    #19103610 - 11/08/13 12:14 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

pirate-blues said:
Definitely speak up, good sex is about communication. You're there to get each other off and the fact that she's fellating you means that is her top priority at that moment, and personally I would much rather a guy speak up than just wallow in a toothy bj or subpar sexual experience.

Actually one time someone did have to ask me to be more mindful of my teeth(I was also really dehydrated and generating saliva was also problem, poor guy). I stopped to thank him for the constructive criticism(I was raised to say please and thankyou, dammit) and laughed and went back to business with that in mind...pretty sure he found it really weird, actually..but whatever.


Anyways, good heads not rocket science, give her some pointers, tell her to relax her throat(seriously, relax the throat) get lube if you have to & uhh...practice makes perfect. If you're ever scared about a girl getting offended or weirded out by vocalizing wants/needs then she needs not not take things so seriously, especially something that's supposed to be fun.

p.s. gentlemen, the fastest way to getting good head regularly is to give good head regularly. just sayin.



Yeahhh I've been meaning to have a talk with her about our sex, and asking if she wants anything different. I want her to talk more during sex for one thing

It's time for 'the talk' :lol:. I hope she asks me to eat her out, the one time I tried she didn't want it.


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Re: My girl sucksss at giving head [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #19103627 - 11/08/13 12:23 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You unanon'd yourself :awehigh:.

Keep hinting on going south, physically, like if she stops you she stops you but she's gonna kick herself for not getting over that sooner when she does let it happen.


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