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Invisibleunknown1123
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How many Americans does it take to...
    #19101821 - 11/07/13 05:19 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Screw in a light bulb?

none


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: How many Americans does it take to... [Re: unknown1123]
    #19101825 - 11/07/13 05:20 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

the Game.


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Invisiblebadchad
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Re: How many Americans does it take to... [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19101862 - 11/07/13 05:25 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I don't get it.


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InvisibleNWlight
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Re: How many Americans does it take to... [Re: badchad]
    #19101932 - 11/07/13 05:39 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Agreed, none. 

just pay an immigrant to do it for you


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: How many Americans does it take to... [Re: badchad]
    #19101935 - 11/07/13 05:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Because in America, light bulbs screws themselves


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Re: How many Americans does it take to... [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19101942 - 11/07/13 05:41 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

akira_akuma said:
the Game.



Damnit! I lost the game.i


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Re: How many Americans does it take to... [Re: Patlal]
    #19101959 - 11/07/13 05:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: How many Americans does it take to... [Re: Konyap]
    #19101981 - 11/07/13 05:51 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

One.
Two - One to replace it and one to tell him it was burned out.
Three - one to stand on the ladder, and two to carry enough light bulbs until one is found that isn't defective.


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Re: How many Americans does it take to... [Re: SkeletalSpore]
    #19102013 - 11/07/13 06:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just beat the room for being black


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Invisibleunknown1123
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Re: How many Americans does it take to... [Re: JacksonMetaller]
    #19102096 - 11/07/13 06:20 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

JacksonMetaller said:
How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just beat the room for being black



He made a funny


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InvisibleTrentBoyett
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Re: How many Americans does it take to... [Re: unknown1123]
    #19102101 - 11/07/13 06:21 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I'm an am american and I have screwed in lightbulbs before, and I always did it by myself.

So I'm gonna have to say one :shrug:


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InvisiblezZZz
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Re: How many Americans does it take to... [Re: unknown1123]
    #19102106 - 11/07/13 06:22 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

like 3.


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