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A friend nearly killed a girl * 1
    #19101070 - 11/07/13 02:53 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

and he would've have if it wasn't for a buddy of ours.

Basically the friend I'm talking about was tired and fell asleep while we played cards, laughing and talking loudly.

Anyway this girl, 1 year younger than us, says something along the lines of

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He's not sleeping, he's faking it lol




And she proceeds to punch him in the balls.

After a short period of agony our friends jumps out of the bed like a loaded spring and starts strangling her.

He's proper mad tho, foaming at the mouth and having extreme veins contrasting on his arms and forehead. The bitch turns blue and her eyes pop out of her sockets. I'm giving him the nod of approval to continue but our mutual buddy decided its not a cause worth dying for so he managed to save her (with great difficulty).


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Re: A friend nearly killed a girl [Re: mellowparty]
    #19101074 - 11/07/13 02:54 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

LMFAO, am I sick for finding this hilarious


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Re: A friend nearly killed a girl [Re: Alexestalex] * 1
    #19101092 - 11/07/13 02:56 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Alexestalex said:
LMFAO, am I sick for finding this hilarious



Uhm no, why? It is hilarious and I would've done the same thing if a psycho bitch did hit me in the nuts while sleeping.


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Re: A friend nearly killed a girl [Re: mellowparty]
    #19101094 - 11/07/13 02:57 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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mellowparty said:
The bitch turns blue and her eyes pop out of her sockets. I'm giving him the nod of approval to continue but our mutual buddy decided its not a cause worth dying for so he managed to save her (with great difficulty).





Yeah, cool story bro.


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Re: A friend nearly killed a girl [Re: 4runner]
    #19101128 - 11/07/13 03:03 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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anunnakian said:
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mellowparty said:
The bitch turns blue and her eyes pop out of her sockets. I'm giving him the nod of approval to continue but our mutual buddy decided its not a cause worth dying for so he managed to save her (with great difficulty).





Yeah, cool story bro.




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Re: A friend nearly killed a girl [Re: mellowparty]
    #19101135 - 11/07/13 03:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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mellowparty said:
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Alexestalex said:
LMFAO, am I sick for finding this hilarious



Uhm no, why? It is hilarious and I would've done the same thing if a psycho bitch did hit me in the nuts while sleeping.



You'd kill her for hitting you in the nuts? By that reasoning I should have killed like 10+ people throughout my life.


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Re: A friend nearly killed a girl [Re: Synthe] * 1
    #19101142 - 11/07/13 03:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

IMO he should've killed her tho if he had I wouldn't have made this thread.


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Re: A friend nearly killed a girl [Re: mellowparty] * 1
    #19101148 - 11/07/13 03:05 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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You'd kill her for hitting you in the nuts?



I'd do something to her for hitting me in the nuts while sleeping. I think its more than fair :shrug:


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Re: A friend nearly killed a girl [Re: mellowparty]
    #19101154 - 11/07/13 03:06 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

he should have just punched her full speed in the boobie


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Re: A friend nearly killed a girl [Re: Magicman69] * 1
    #19101175 - 11/07/13 03:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

He should've broken her jaw, at least :shrug:

Psychobitch gotta learn ya know


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Re: A friend nearly killed a girl [Re: mellowparty]
    #19101187 - 11/07/13 03:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

you've got some problems mellowparty :nonono:


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Re: A friend nearly killed a girl [Re: mushroom_sandwich] * 1
    #19101191 - 11/07/13 03:11 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Why? Cause I take no shit from psycho bitches?


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Re: A friend nearly killed a girl [Re: mellowparty] * 6
    #19101215 - 11/07/13 03:15 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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mellowparty said:
Why? Cause I take no shit from psycho bitches?



Nope, because you are a troll trying to bait people in.

For some reason I don't remember you being this bad in the past.


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Re: A friend nearly killed a girl [Re: 4runner] * 1
    #19101216 - 11/07/13 03:15 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Ban me then


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Re: A friend nearly killed a girl [Re: mellowparty]
    #19101232 - 11/07/13 03:17 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

mellowparty doesn't seem too mellow to me


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Re: A friend nearly killed a girl [Re: mellowparty]
    #19101245 - 11/07/13 03:19 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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mellowparty said:
Ban me then




Why, you are not breaking any rules. I guess this could fall under something but proof would be needed.


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Re: A friend nearly killed a girl [Re: A Day InThe Life]
    #19101254 - 11/07/13 03:20 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Why not ban someone who endorses petty murder?

Giving someone the nod of approval to continue strangling a girl as she turns blue? Fucking sick asshole.


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Re: A friend nearly killed a girl [Re: 4runner]
    #19101258 - 11/07/13 03:21 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Isn't trolling against the rules? You seem to be convinced I'm trolling.


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Re: A friend nearly killed a girl [Re: mellowparty]
    #19101273 - 11/07/13 03:23 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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mellowparty said:
Isn't trolling against the rules? You seem to be convinced I'm trolling.



well are you? you'd have to be a sociopath to think murder is justifiable over getting hit in the nuts.

My dog once kicked a gate into my nuts, should I go kill my dog?


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Re: A friend nearly killed a girl [Re: Epigallo]
    #19101282 - 11/07/13 03:24 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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bradley said:
Why not ban someone who endorses petty murder?

Giving someone the nod of approval to continue strangling a girl as she turns blue? Fucking sick asshole.



So you support the act of hitting people in the balls while they're sleeping :rolleyes:

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My dog once kicked a gate into my nuts, should I go kill my dog?




Comparing a human being to a dog, wow your argument blew me away.


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