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InvisiblePoor Boy
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i thought this dude was looking at me in the stall. * 1
    #19101053 - 11/07/13 02:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

but i thought it was coming on to me.

earlier today i was taking the browns to the super bowl when this guy comes in and starts pissing in the urinal next to my stall. not even a second later i hear him say,

"Ooh, nice."

i start looking through the crack thinking im gonna see some ass hole peakin in. not only am i weirded out, but im also unsure of what to do.

he finishes up and walks to the blower. next thing i hear is him blow drying his shirt.

:lolsy:

this nigga pee pee'ed on his shirt!!!!


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Re: i thought this dude was looking at me in the stall. [Re: Poor Boy]
    #19101719 - 11/07/13 04:56 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Poor Boy said:
taking the browns to the super bowl



:loldongs:


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Re: i thought this dude was looking at me in the stall. [Re: Bender B Rodriguez]
    #19101734 - 11/07/13 05:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Sounds like a fetish.


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Re: i thought this dude was looking at me in the stall. [Re: Bender B Rodriguez]
    #19101736 - 11/07/13 05:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Making a batch of Water Cookies.


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Re: i thought this dude was looking at me in the stall. [Re: TranceInTheForest]
    #19101742 - 11/07/13 05:03 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

he peed on his t shirt cause he was leaning to watch you poo


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Re: i thought this dude was looking at me in the stall. [Re: NWlight]
    #19102114 - 11/07/13 06:24 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:feelsweirdman:


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Re: i thought this dude was looking at me in the stall. [Re: Poor Boy] * 3
    #19102136 - 11/07/13 06:30 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I thoroughly enjoyed your story, thanks a million for posting it!


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Re: i thought this dude was looking at me in the stall. [Re: TrentBoyett] * 1
    #19102221 - 11/07/13 06:49 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

you should have shot him, like that other guy, he could have been deranged!


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Re: i thought this dude was looking at me in the stall. [Re: hidenseek1]
    #19102272 - 11/07/13 06:58 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

hidenseek1 said:
you should have shot him, like that other guy, he could have been deranged!



Quote:

hidenseek1 said:
you should have shot him, like that other guy, he could have been deranged!



Lol, I remember that thread, that was a good one!


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Re: i thought this dude was looking at me in the stall. [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19102610 - 11/07/13 08:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

he was probs looking to have sex with you . take it as a complement , why are straight guys such homophobes in the bathroom ?


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Re: i thought this dude was looking at me in the stall. [Re: PLOWTO]
    #19103075 - 11/07/13 09:49 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

PLOWTO said:
why are straight guys such homophobes in the bathroom ?




Have you not read any of the crap in the public toilets on the walls.

If you go by any of that stuff, public toilets get jam packed with gay sex.


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Re: i thought this dude was looking at me in the stall. [Re: Magenta]
    #19103086 - 11/07/13 09:51 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

hahahaha what the fuck.
one day i walked into the womens bathroom and some bitch had her tennis shoes off, feet up, was farting so much and it made me want to die so i just didn't even use the bathroom..




what the actual fuck .... :lol:


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Re: i thought this dude was looking at me in the stall. [Re: lunarpiscean]
    #19103101 - 11/07/13 09:55 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:whateveryousayfreak:

this thread is a kinda hilarious. all the perspectives just are so awkward... holy shit. this is why i avoid public bathrooms. just a giant stinkfest in there.


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Re: i thought this dude was looking at me in the stall. [Re: Bender B Rodriguez]
    #19103159 - 11/07/13 10:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Bender B Rodriguez said:
Quote:

Poor Boy said:
taking the browns to the super bowl



:loldongs:




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Re: i thought this dude was looking at me in the stall. [Re: Poor Boy]
    #19103347 - 11/07/13 10:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

i had a girl peek at me through the stall in middle school.  i'll never forget. like very deliberately looking at me


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Re: i thought this dude was looking at me in the stall. [Re: claraclairvoyant]
    #19103505 - 11/07/13 11:29 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

lol.
When I'm partying at bars drunk guys sometimes talk to me in the bathroom. 
Kind of funny usually.

Last time, I had put my beer down next to the sink while I pissed and this guy came out of the stall and was like, "hey dude, there's a free beer there if you want it."

I'm like, "it's mine lol".



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Offlinewatermelon mon
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Re: i thought this dude was looking at me in the stall. [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] * 1
    #19103590 - 11/08/13 12:09 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

yeah :lol: some times when I am taking a piss some one will start talking to me it can be weird
doesn't happen much this one guy pulled his pants all the way down one time it was some funny shit he was just standing in front of the urinal with his bare ass exposed
:goodluckwiththat:


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Re: i thought this dude was looking at me in the stall. [Re: watermelon mon]
    #19103600 - 11/08/13 12:12 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

watermelon mon said:
yeah :lol: some times when I am taking a piss some one will start talking to me it can be weird
doesn't happen much this one guy pulled his pants all the way down one time it was some funny shit he was just standing in front of the urinal with his bare ass exposed
:goodluckwiththat:



Quote:

watermelon mon said:
yeah :lol: some times when I am taking a piss some one will start talking to me it can be weird
doesn't happen much this one guy pulled his pants all the way down one time it was some funny shit he was just standing in front of the urinal with his bare ass exposed
:goodluckwiththat:



shoulda DSHSB


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Onlinelifeiswhatyoumake
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Re: i thought this dude was looking at me in the stall. [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #19103608 - 11/08/13 12:13 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Are you homosexual?


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Re: i thought this dude was looking at me in the stall. [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #19103615 - 11/08/13 12:16 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

lifeiswhatyoumake said:
Are you homosexual?



bisexual :snub:


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Re: i thought this dude was looking at me in the stall. [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #19103621 - 11/08/13 12:19 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

that guy I saw never side anything to me  though it was weird made me laugh after was washing my hands at the time people can be crazy sometimes


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Re: i thought this dude was looking at me in the stall. [Re: watermelon mon]
    #19103868 - 11/08/13 02:20 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

watermelon mon said:
yeah :lol: some times when I am taking a piss some one will start talking to me it can be weird
doesn't happen much this one guy pulled his pants all the way down one time it was some funny shit he was just standing in front of the urinal with his bare ass exposed
:goodluckwiththat:




:feelsgoodman:

Why was this not posted immediately? Do you people even know what the internet is?


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Re: i thought this dude was looking at me in the stall. [Re: healing] * 1
    #19103908 - 11/08/13 02:55 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

healing said:
Quote:

watermelon mon said:
yeah :lol: some times when I am taking a piss some one will start talking to me it can be weird
doesn't happen much this one guy pulled his pants all the way down one time it was some funny shit he was just standing in front of the urinal with his bare ass exposed
:goodluckwiththat:




:feelsgoodman:

Why was this not posted immediately?




:whatshesaid:




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Re: i thought this dude was looking at me in the stall. [Re: Space Elf]
    #19103910 - 11/08/13 02:57 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

some guy caught me pissing like that in a toilet stall once. instead of confronting me about it he went to this friends and laughed. i would have been like :feelsgoodman:


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Re: i thought this dude was looking at me in the stall. [Re: mr sniffles]
    #19104291 - 11/08/13 08:05 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:lolsy:

great responses. glad im not the only one who has odd encounters in the bathroom. years ago i saw an old man standing at the urinal with his pants and underwear all the way down around his ankles. :lol: old men butt is funny...

side note, i was at walmart one night washing my hands after a pee pee. i think i was coming down from a peak on mushrooms. someone had drawn a penis on the hand soap. the one that foams up so i looked like the penis was jizzin all over your hand. i had hit it too hard and it sprayed all over my arm and shirt. :rofl2:


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Re: i thought this dude was looking at me in the stall. [Re: Poor Boy]
    #19104347 - 11/08/13 08:29 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

lol


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Re: i thought this dude was looking at me in the stall. [Re: PLOWTO]
    #19104401 - 11/08/13 08:46 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

when I was little I was in the stall and this big black guy like slammed the door open and I was like  :woooaaahhh:


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Re: i thought this dude was looking at me in the stall. [Re: mindgnome]
    #19104424 - 11/08/13 08:52 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

amazing


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Re: i thought this dude was looking at me in the stall. [Re: PLOWTO] * 1
    #19106733 - 11/08/13 05:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

This one time when I was in jail I had too shit in front of other dudes, there was no stall.

True story.


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