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OfflineAngel Fins
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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: flipsidetrue]
    #19100640 - 11/07/13 01:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Really?
You get what you give in my opinion.
Not all women are spoiled little bitches, some of us want a decent guy.  Any guy comes at me the big I AM will get his ass kicked.


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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: Angel Fins]
    #19100662 - 11/07/13 01:47 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Really?
You get what you give in my opinion.
Not all women are spoiled little bitches, some of us want a decent guy.  Any guy comes at me the big I AM will get his ass kicked.



So what do you look for in a guy? I ain't talking about penis size or sex experience


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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: 245willow19]
    #19100678 - 11/07/13 01:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

nope its some guy on youtube who's stuff i enjoy watchin. he's not famous aha but i like his psychedelic stories and advice.


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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: 245willow19]
    #19100685 - 11/07/13 01:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Esekon Kelly said:
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Angel Fins said:
You may just need to brush up on your confidence, when you come out with a stupid comment to a girl, realise your mistake and correct it by giving a compliment or tell her you were only joking around. 

A few tips for you - from a woman

Women don't like:-
Men who appear desperate
Begging is not attractive, this includes begging for sex at the end of the night, its the pits!
Constantly bugging her, i.e obsessive texts and phone calls - almost stalking!
Staring at other women (looking is fine)and making Lewd comments
Lying
cheating
Body Odour
Bad teeth & smelly breath
Letting out wind or belching in front of her (unless she does it first - gross I know)
Picking your nose, ears or any other body part in front of her
People who hurt animals

Women do like
Clean men
Clean teeth
Men who smile
Men who notice the smaller things such as "her new hairstyle" don't ignore her when she has made an effort, ensure you give a nice compliment so that she knows you are interested and into her.
Men who don't hurt animals
Men who make her laugh
The strong silent type is good or the comedian
Ensure you look good or look like you have tried, always make an effort when she does otherwise it is a massive insult, most women take a long time getting ready.

NEVER tell a woman she has put on weight, if she asks if her butt looks big in something - you have the right to remain silent lol! if her ass really does look big, the best thing to do is divert her attention by telling her she looks fantastic in something else she has worn, tell her how much it compliments her gorgeous figure, hopefully this will get you out of the hole you will dig yourself in when answering the Big Butt question.

NEVER say her mother, sister or relative is HOT even if they are, keep it to yourself.

On a date don't keep talking about yourself, make sure you ask questions about her and listen.

STAY AWAY FROM THESE TYPES:-
Spoiled brats/daddies girl
Bitchy women
Women who want material things, the shallow types all the time - you in the future will get ripped off and end up with nothing, she will take everything and leave you for the next guy with money


Hope some of these tips help



I'm afraid no matter what I do, these partcular girls manage to find me and make my life miserable. I just ignore them and move on. I need to keep looking...also I am very picky...I guess my standards are a bit too high for a guy such as myself. I mostly get the girls who had their hearts broken or who are just looking for someone to talk with or some mad girl who justs wants to ride every guy in the room




MMMM Some clues here, you are "looking" that needs to stop, love happens at the most ridiculous times, you need to be happy within yourself and enjoy being around your mates, you never find when you are looking trust me on this, it's how it works. Love comes looking for you, I know it sounds corny. Believe it or not when you look happy, this attracts the right kind of people.
You will find most people have had their hearts broken, the older you get the more it happens, most people are broken, its a part of life. You may have met a women too soon after her heartbreak, people need time.
When you say you are picky, what exactly are you looking for? do you have unrealistic expectations?


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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: Angel Fins]
    #19100709 - 11/07/13 01:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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MMMM Some clues here, you are "looking" that needs to stop, love happens at the most ridiculous times, you need to be happy within yourself and enjoy being around your mates, you never find when you are looking trust me on this, it's how it works. Love comes looking for you, I know it sounds corny. Believe it or not when you look happy, this attracts the right kind of people.
You will find most people have had their hearts broken, the older you get the more it happens, most people are broken, its a part of life. You may have met a women too soon after her heartbreak, people need time.
When you say you are picky, what exactly are you looking for? do you have unrealistic expectations?



Thanks, probably the best advice here so far :hug:.
Yes my expectations are quite...unrealistic. I want a traditional woman who can cook and clean and doesn't act slutty and covers herself and leaves the best parts for me :lol:. Most European girls are just not like that...they are too flirty and that's a serious turn off for me. For me, Girls who are very flirty cannot be trusted


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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: 245willow19]
    #19100715 - 11/07/13 01:58 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Esekon Kelly said:
Quote:

Really?
You get what you give in my opinion.
Not all women are spoiled little bitches, some of us want a decent guy.  Any guy comes at me the big I AM will get his ass kicked.



So what do you look for in a guy? I ain't talking about penis size or sex experience




That was in reply to flipsidetrue not you!!


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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: Angel Fins] * 1
    #19100717 - 11/07/13 01:58 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Man don't listen to her. Love comes to you, lmfao. BOOOOOOLSHIET

FACT IS, if you're not an insanely awkward, weird person with some crazy disability and you can hold a conversation, you basically have a ticket for "all-you-can-eat-pussy" for life if you're super attractive.

FACT IS, if you're rich, getting a hot girl is easier than ordering a pizza.

FACT IS, if you really are handsome and you really have a kind and caring personality, girls will actually want you. Those asian girls just didn't like your joke, you did nothing wrong. Trust me, if you really are handsome (I emphasize this because it really does make a much bigger difference than people on here comprehend) and you have a nice personality, just talk to a few girls, give off the "i am not a player but i like to cuddle and take long walks on the beach guy from the notebook" phaggy vibes and you will be swimming in pussy.

FACT IS unless you are a pimply, ugly, hideous motherfucker, don't say good looks don't matter. Until you've experienced what it's like to have someone look at you in the eyes and give off that "I am simply disgusted look", you won't realize how big of a fire being truly ugly can light under you ass. It just bothers me because I often hear average looking people, being all ignorant and plain stupid, being like "heyyyy im average and plain, I can still get laid. That's proof good looks aren't important." No, motherfucker. If I swapped your ordinary face with that of Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys, threw on some nice pus-filled acne, and fucked around with it a bit more, I can almost guarantee that half of you would lose your significant others within one week.


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Edited by Alexestalex (11/07/13 02:03 PM)


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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: Alexestalex]
    #19100751 - 11/07/13 02:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Man don't listen to her. Love comes to you, lmfao. BOOOOOOLSHIET

FACT IS, if you're not an insanely awkward, weird person with some crazy disability and you can hold a conversation, you basically have a ticket for "all-you-can-eat-pussy" for life if you're super attractive.

FACT IS, if you're rich, getting a hot girl is easier than ordering a pizza.

FACT IS, if you really are handsome and you really have a kind and caring personality, girls will actually want you. Those asian girls just didn't like your joke, you did nothing wrong. Trust me, if you really are handsome (I emphasize this because it really does make a much bigger difference than people on here comprehend) and you have a nice personality, just talk to a few girls, give off the "i am not a player but i like to cuddle and take long walks on the beach guy from the notebook" phaggy vibes and you will be swimming in pussy.

FACT IS unless you are a pimply, ugly motherfucker, don't say looks don't matter. Until you've experienced what it's like to have someone look at you in the eyes and give off that "I am simply disgusted look", you won't realize how big of a fire it can light under you ass.



For some reason, I feel as if you are right or at least onto something :beardstroke:, however, I don't ever want to become that handsome rich douchebag who wants to out-bro every guy in sight. I've met them...they're assholes and treat women like shit...money can't buy me love :wink:


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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: 245willow19]
    #19100791 - 11/07/13 02:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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FACT IS, if you're rich, getting a hot girl is easier than ordering a pizza.




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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: B_BOY]
    #19100792 - 11/07/13 02:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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B_BOY said:






If you give a conservative an English class...


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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: 245willow19] * 2
    #19100822 - 11/07/13 02:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Esekon Kelly said:
Quote:

MMMM Some clues here, you are "looking" that needs to stop, love happens at the most ridiculous times, you need to be happy within yourself and enjoy being around your mates, you never find when you are looking trust me on this, it's how it works. Love comes looking for you, I know it sounds corny. Believe it or not when you look happy, this attracts the right kind of people.
You will find most people have had their hearts broken, the older you get the more it happens, most people are broken, its a part of life. You may have met a women too soon after her heartbreak, people need time.
When you say you are picky, what exactly are you looking for? do you have unrealistic expectations?



Thanks, probably the best advice here so far :hug:.
Yes my expectations are quite...unrealistic. I want a traditional woman who can cook and clean and doesn't act slutty and covers herself and leaves the best parts for me :lol:. Most European girls are just not like that...they are too flirty and that's a serious turn off for me. For me, Girls who are very flirty cannot be trusted



It all depends on how she was brought up and her age, society has really fucked things up for younger people these days, everything is over-sexualised, alcohol over-consumption is acceptable, going out clubbing in your underwear is the norm for young ladies, women need to take back their power that the government/media/TV/Celeb worshipping/materialism have snatched away, society has gone wrong somewhere changing values, its a shame because I have noticed the change in men too, a lot of them want one thing only even the older guys think its acceptable to behave badly, I have seen groups of men in their forties and fifties acting in a degrading manner, its a shame.


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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: Alexestalex] * 1
    #19100961 - 11/07/13 02:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Alexestalex said:
Man don't listen to her. Love comes to you, lmfao. BOOOOOOLSHIET

FACT IS, if you're not an insanely awkward, weird person with some crazy disability and you can hold a conversation, you basically have a ticket for "all-you-can-eat-pussy" for life if you're super attractive.

FACT IS, if you're rich, getting a hot girl is easier than ordering a pizza.

FACT IS, if you really are handsome and you really have a kind and caring personality, girls will actually want you. Those asian girls just didn't like your joke, you did nothing wrong. Trust me, if you really are handsome (I emphasize this because it really does make a much bigger difference than people on here comprehend) and you have a nice personality, just talk to a few girls, give off the "i am not a player but i like to cuddle and take long walks on the beach guy from the notebook" phaggy vibes and you will be swimming in pussy.

FACT IS unless you are a pimply, ugly, hideous motherfucker, don't say good looks don't matter. Until you've experienced what it's like to have someone look at you in the eyes and give off that "I am simply disgusted look", you won't realize how big of a fire being truly ugly can light under you ass. It just bothers me because I often hear average looking people, being all ignorant and plain stupid, being like "heyyyy im average and plain, I can still get laid. That's proof good looks aren't important." No, motherfucker. If I swapped your ordinary face with that of Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys, threw on some nice pus-filled acne, and fucked around with it a bit more, I can almost guarantee that half of you would lose your significant others within one week.




Alex how old are you around 12, you just came out of nappies man!

You are talking from a male view point not a woman's, one or two bits of your advice about being nice are ok BUT....

looks are not always the main reason a woman goes for a man, confidence, personality and making one laugh all work.

Looks do play a small part, nobody wants Quasimodo but looking for supermodel looks is shallow and pretty stupid unless you are a player and have no intention of having a real relationship.  You need to find each other attractive but sometimes other things are more attractive than just looks.  Relationships need more than good looks - seriously

When I said love comes to you, I didn't mean literally!
You have to be happy within yourself first, this attracts the right kind, women don't want a miserable fucker, they prefer the happy guys.

Quit talking about "pussy" unless its someones pet cat!


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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: Angel Fins]
    #19101043 - 11/07/13 02:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I get frustrated when people fail to acknowledge the giant disability and handicap that comes with being ugly. For instance, someone who is unable to walk can still, technically speaking, succeed in life. He can study, get a good paying job, and even become famous- just look at Stephen Hawking. However, you also have to realize, that being unable to walk comes with a lot of negatives that can SERIOUSLY hinder your success. Confidence becomes harder to attain, insecurity can breed, going from point A to point B is that much harder, and so forth. So even though it's possible to still achieve success, you are objectively MUCH MORE disadvantaged.

Looks work very much the same way. To me, success (say financially) is equally as important as feeling self worth, feeling accepted among your peers, attracting members of the opposite sex,  and so on. To say that good looks don't make this SIGNIFICANTLY easier and hideous looks don't make this SIGNIFICANTLY harder is a straight up lie. Don't say they play a small part.

Also, I never said looks are all you need, why do people always interpret it like that. Look back at the disabled guy who can't walk example. You need confidence, self-actualization, and self-love but having those things readily available when you look like this guy isn't easy.

Don't say looks don't matter when GUY A and GUY B (same personality, same income) will score completely differently.

GUYA

GUYB


It annoys me when people don't realize the full effect of the beauty injustice and how severe it can really be.

Last week I set up a small study, out of pure curiosity, where I hired two 20 year old females to hand out 200 flyers. The first girl was really unattractive, had a bit of acne, and so forth. The second girl had a pretty slim body with nice breasts and a pretty face. Guess what?

It took the first girl an hour and a half to hand out 200 flyers. When offering the flyers, she received a "NO" from the client at least once every three times she would ask. Only a few people actually came up to her to get a flyer, otherwise she would have to ask them to take it.

The pretty girl handed out 200 flyers in a stellar 34 minutes! She received ZERO NOs. Can you imagine that? I even tried observing people's gestures when they were receiving the flyers and all I could see were smiles. She didn't even have to ask people to take the flyers, she stood there and still handed them out significantly faster than her ugly counterpart.


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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: Alexestalex]
    #19101243 - 11/07/13 03:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

True that. Being unattractive or handicapped may not be the end of the world but it does suck. I mean, being put in a wheelchair for the rest of your life isn't the end of the world if you have a great personality and sense of humor, but what if you're a quiet person already? If you're a quiet type and then you're put in a wheelchair, you're really getting screwed.


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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: Synthe]
    #19101255 - 11/07/13 03:20 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

what if you were unattractive and handicapped? daaaaaaaaaamn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: Poor Boy]
    #19101285 - 11/07/13 03:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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what if you were unattractive and handicapped? daaaaaaaaaamn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Pull the trigger and be done with it


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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: 245willow19]
    #19101292 - 11/07/13 03:26 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i bet i could get ass if i was a hot wheel chair guy.


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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: Poor Boy]
    #19101334 - 11/07/13 03:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Poor Boy said:
i bet i could get ass if i was a hot wheel chair guy.



:dumbass:


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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: 245willow19] * 1
    #19101609 - 11/07/13 04:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Esekon Kelly said:
Quote:

Poor Boy said:
i bet i could get ass if i was a hot wheel chair guy.



:dumbass:



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