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Moonshoe
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Ten Easy Steps to Excellent Health
#19100213 - 11/07/13 12:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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1. Get distilled or reverse osmosis water. No more drinking tap water.
2. Add real lemon juice to every glass of water you drink. This will alkalize your internal body chemistry.
3. Eat at least one salad a day with mixed organic vegetables.
4. Put apple cider vinegar on that salad as a dressing. It tastes great, alkalizes your body and has many health benefits.
5. Once a day (in the evening before bed if your worried about your breath) peel and chew one raw clove of garlic. Chew it as long as you can. As you chew inhale through the mouth and exhale through the nose. This will circulate the allicin throughout your entire respiratory tract. Once the burning becomes unbearable, take a mouthful of water. Swish the garlic and water around in your mouth like mouth wash, then gargle it, finally swollow. This will do wonders for preventing and treating colds, flus and infections of all kinds, and will give you a clean mouth.
6. Take D vitamin every day.
7. Take magnesium supplement every day.
8. Drink one cup of organic white tea every day. It reduces all cause mortality by as much as 25% in men and 30% in women.
9. Drink one cup of organic raw cacao every day. It reduces all cause mortality by as much as 50%.
10. Exercise every day to the point of perspiration.
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Re: Ten Easy Steps to Excellent Health [Re: Moonshoe] 1
#19100232 - 11/07/13 12:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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11) Smoke weed everyday!
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Moonshoe
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Re: Ten Easy Steps to Excellent Health [Re: Alexestalex] 1
#19100248 - 11/07/13 12:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Alexestalex said: 11) Smoke weed everyday! 
Make that vaporize or eat weed everyday and I absolutely agree!
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Re: Ten Easy Steps to Excellent Health [Re: Moonshoe]
#19100289 - 11/07/13 12:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Weed could bring you a mental disorder. to compensate this. Eat mushrooms every second week alone.
10 is a holy number. easy to remember ten. but you could also put some more points in.
I think we know how to be healty.
No flesh, no fish, just green(also red, yellow and so on) stuff. And a walk in the green every day.
Taking pills and so stuff is nonsense to me. And Iam a wizard!
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What about the heroin diet? Doesn't that get you fit and trim?
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Be careful with too much lemon juice. I used to eat lemons all the time and it took a toll on my teeth, took a lot of money to reverse
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Re: Ten Easy Steps to Excellent Health [Re: Moonshoe] 5
#19100311 - 11/07/13 12:35 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Can you actually demonstrate or cite anything here by a reputable medical or scientific study? Not that I disagree with most, I'm just curious as to how you came to these conclusions.
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EdibleStereos
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How does adding acids to the body make it more alkaline?
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Re: Ten Easy Steps to Excellent Health [Re: EdibleStereos]
#19100625 - 11/07/13 01:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Because science, bro.
Sex should also be on that list. I'm gonna try than garlic thang.
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Re: Ten Easy Steps to Excellent Health [Re: thoughts]
#19100690 - 11/07/13 01:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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thoughts said: Because science, bro.
Sex should also be on that list. I'm gonna try than garlic thang.
If burns like a mofo, and the taste is awful... Don't know bout doin this everyday, I had a bulb to help with vasoconstriction, barley had it in my mouth long enough to chew it properly, idk how the fuck I'd go about swishing it around and all that lol.
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Re: Ten Easy Steps to Excellent Health [Re: Moonshoe]
#19100693 - 11/07/13 01:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Moonshoe said: 1. Get distilled or reverse osmosis water. No more drinking tap water.
i think distilled water lacks minerals. im on a well, but when i wasnt i would buy bottled water
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2. Add real lemon juice to every glass of water you drink. This will alkalize your internal body chemistry.
i also think this only works if dont already eat too much sugar, i think i remember reading sugar will cause it it be acidy
edit: its also adviseable to drink citrus water through a straw if you do it every day, because its harsh on your teeth
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Edited by hidenseek1 (11/07/13 01:56 PM)
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Moonshoe
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sVs said: Can you actually demonstrate or cite anything here by a reputable medical or scientific study? Not that I disagree with most, I'm just curious as to how you came to these conclusions.
Yes I certainly could , but at present I won't .
And yes , drinking acidic lemon juice makes your body more alkaline . Sane with acidic apple cider vinegar , it makes you more internally alkaline.
Likewise eating alkaline steak makes your body more acidic .
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Re: Ten Easy Steps to Excellent Health [Re: Moonshoe]
#19102308 - 11/07/13 07:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Drinking undiluted lemon juice and apple cider vinegar will also fuck up the enamel on your teeth.
Edit: I obviously didn't read anything in this thread except the last post before I posted.
Edited by tito123 (11/07/13 07:11 PM)
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Moonshoe
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Re: Ten Easy Steps to Excellent Health [Re: tito123]
#19102617 - 11/07/13 08:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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That's why I said to add It to your water not drink it undiluted
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hidenseek1
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Re: Ten Easy Steps to Excellent Health [Re: Moonshoe]
#19102630 - 11/07/13 08:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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even diluted its still harsh on your teeth if you drink it every day
using a straw is prefered
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Moonshoe
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Re: Ten Easy Steps to Excellent Health [Re: hidenseek1]
#19102811 - 11/07/13 08:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Good idea
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Re: Ten Easy Steps to Excellent Health [Re: EdibleStereos]
#19102843 - 11/07/13 08:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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EdibleStereos said: How does adding acids to the body make it more alkaline?
Essentially your body loves motherfucking citrus fruits and will convert that shit to alkaline a+ goodness.
But in scientific terms:
Citric acid is a weak acid, citric acid promotes the formation of CaCo3 (Calcium Carbonate for those who don't know chemistry) which neutralizes the acid and promotes an alkaline state. The minerals in the fruits such as lemon also promote the alkaline state. The combo results in achieving a more alkaline state despite eating something acidic.
However, this doesn't remain true for stronger acids.
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sVs said: Can you actually demonstrate or cite anything here by a reputable medical or scientific study? Not that I disagree with most, I'm just curious as to how you came to these conclusions.
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akira_akuma
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Re: Ten Easy Steps to Excellent Health [Re: Moonshoe]
#19102931 - 11/07/13 09:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Moonshoe said:And yes , drinking acidic lemon juice makes your body more alkaline . Sane with acidic apple cider vinegar , it makes you more internally alkaline.
Likewise eating alkaline steak makes your body more acidic .
does this go for any acidic foods or drink?
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Re: Ten Easy Steps to Excellent Health [Re: hidenseek1]
#19102935 - 11/07/13 09:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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hidenseek1 said: even diluted its still harsh on your teeth if you drink it every day
using a straw is prefered
I'm not using a straw to drink my water with a lemon bro
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