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InvisiblePoor Boy
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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: dontknow]
    #19100349 - 11/07/13 12:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

sorry bro, but i do not have that power


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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: Poor Boy]
    #19100356 - 11/07/13 12:43 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Well i hardly consider myself to be a victim. And if indeed he is a troll and has a sad pathetic life perhaps my advice would inspire him to get a life and in so doing have less time to post annoying shit threads. So it seems ive helped everyone on this site by answering his original question instead of agrivating the situation by hurling insults.

You are welcome :tongue2:


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Invisiblesomething super extreme
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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: Smashing]
    #19100374 - 11/07/13 12:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Consider yourself whatever you'd like, you were still trolled.
Trolled with such effect that you wrote a nice little chunk of meaningless shit that will be entirely wasted.


In the future, I'd just hide all Esekon Kelly threads. I'm doing you and everyone else a public service here, in all honesty.
No gratitude required, I am just doing the right thing.


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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: Smashing]
    #19100378 - 11/07/13 12:47 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

today is the 7th bro. you should have at least 1000 posts by now.


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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: Poor Boy]
    #19100450 - 11/07/13 01:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

*sigh*

Maybe I misrepresented my intentions.

Im bored - home alone while my boyfriend is working and stuck out here on a farm in the middle of now where dying to go out an enjoy whats left of my youth - its hardly a waste for me to post anything since I have so very little to entertain me on this tragic thursday night.

If he uses the info or if he ejaculates all over his screen, either way I have lost nothing. Dont cry for me.


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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: Smashing]
    #19100463 - 11/07/13 01:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

hmmm... you wouldnt happen to be pris#1 chick would you?


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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: Smashing]
    #19100465 - 11/07/13 01:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Who are you speaking too?


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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: Smashing]
    #19100481 - 11/07/13 01:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

No - i am not she/it/that

I just joined this site when i found tons of mushies on my farm and tried to find out what was edible before my boyfriend ate everything and died of renal failure


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Invisiblesomething super extreme
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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: Smashing]
    #19100485 - 11/07/13 01:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Well, then that's fine.
Boredom is the primary driving force of all internet activity, after all.


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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: Smashing]
    #19100500 - 11/07/13 01:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Smashing said:
No - i am not she/it/that

I just joined this site when i found tons of mushies on my farm and tried to find out what was edible before my boyfriend ate everything and died of renal failure




oh noes... they got the smell now. i give it a day before they start asking to see pics or demanding that you get the fuck out.


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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: Smashing]
    #19100502 - 11/07/13 01:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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We're harsh because this guy is a notorious troll who's always posting some, presumably fictitious, shit about how pathetic his life is.
You've fallen victim to it, sadly.



So you believe my life is relatively easy? I live in an Upper Class neighbourhood in Howth, Dublin and I am a spoilt white kid who doesn't get any parental love and takes an assortment of drugs all day and gets laid to block out those memories of being unloved?
Is that what you think? You're wrong...what do you need...pics of everything I do and post here? I've provided pics before...do I need news articles and a fucking detailed paragraph of how "awesome my life is" and the only reason I do drugs and vent here is so that everyone feels sorry for me? I've never done opium...never grown the shit...never done any drugs, not even weed (I was lying the whole time), never drank alcohol or gotten laid...my parents are very religious and my mom isn't an alcoholic...I don't live in fucking poverty or live near a clinic or Gyspy traveller community. I’ll admit I often speak hypothetically in order to keep locations, names, heritages, identities, etc anonymous. I am no snitch and the stories I tell have been slightly changed to prevent prosecution and being ousted. I don’t think you understand what kind of thing I am doing here. If I linked anything to articles linking me to a scene…I am fucked…that day the cops nearly caught me growing was fucking close…they didn’t even take my garden tools…they just gave up and left…probably thought I was some little kid running around with a football.

Anyway, it's whatever you want to believe in...I ain't forcing you to believe it or not...you can ignore my posts and all...it's up to you :shrug: I am not going to agrue...also I ain't a notorious troll by the way, most of what I told you has occurred...even if the story has been exggerrated.


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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: 245willow19]
    #19100517 - 11/07/13 01:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:downswords:
No one cares, guy.


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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: something super extreme]
    #19100546 - 11/07/13 01:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Okay, don't reply to my threads if you don't like 'em, it is as simple as that, dude :lol:. Why so butthurt?


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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: 245willow19]
    #19100567 - 11/07/13 01:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

hey man most girls are used to being treated like a princess or having some dude revolve their world around them, so when you treat them like their not its different and or shows "authority" and most women like that kinda crap.


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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: something super extreme]
    #19100577 - 11/07/13 01:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Okay okay, i see your point. And maybe i am a little ashamed but yes i am new and i dont know everyones business but i did give legit advice from my own point of view regardless of how pointless it may of been, in hind sight ofcourse it was.

Anyyyywaayyyssss - so can anyone tell me how to go about putting up a profile pic - of my gorgeous dog ofcourse


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Re: Women problems! [Re: 245willow19] * 1
    #19100583 - 11/07/13 01:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You may just need to brush up on your confidence, when you come out with a stupid comment to a girl, realise your mistake and correct it by giving a compliment or tell her you were only joking around. 

A few tips for you - from a woman

Women don't like:-
Men who appear desperate
Begging is not attractive, this includes begging for sex at the end of the night, its the pits!
Constantly bugging her, i.e obsessive texts and phone calls - almost stalking!
Staring at other women (looking is fine)and making Lewd comments
Lying
cheating
Body Odour
Bad teeth & smelly breath
Letting out wind or belching in front of her (unless she does it first - gross I know)
Picking your nose, ears or any other body part in front of her
People who hurt animals

Women do like
Clean men
Clean teeth
Men who smile
Men who notice the smaller things such as "her new hairstyle" don't ignore her when she has made an effort, ensure you give a nice compliment so that she knows you are interested and into her.
Men who don't hurt animals
Men who make her laugh
The strong silent type is good or the comedian
Ensure you look good or look like you have tried, always make an effort when she does otherwise it is a massive insult, most women take a long time getting ready.

NEVER tell a woman she has put on weight, if she asks if her butt looks big in something - you have the right to remain silent lol! if her ass really does look big, the best thing to do is divert her attention by telling her she looks fantastic in something else she has worn, tell her how much it compliments her gorgeous figure, hopefully this will get you out of the hole you will dig yourself in when answering the Big Butt question.

NEVER say her mother, sister or relative is HOT even if they are, keep it to yourself.

On a date don't keep talking about yourself, make sure you ask questions about her and listen.

STAY AWAY FROM THESE TYPES:-
Spoiled brats/daddies girl
Bitchy women
Women who want material things, the shallow types all the time - you in the future will get ripped off and end up with nothing, she will take everything and leave you for the next guy with money

Hope some of these tips help


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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: Smashing]
    #19100590 - 11/07/13 01:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

go to pics, upload one, then select the link avatar


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Re: Women problems! [Re: Angel Fins]
    #19100610 - 11/07/13 01:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Angel Fins said:
You may just need to brush up on your confidence, when you come out with a stupid comment to a girl, realise your mistake and correct it by giving a compliment or tell her you were only joking around. 

A few tips for you - from a woman

Women don't like:-
Men who appear desperate
Begging is not attractive, this includes begging for sex at the end of the night, its the pits!
Constantly bugging her, i.e obsessive texts and phone calls - almost stalking!
Staring at other women (looking is fine)and making Lewd comments
Lying
cheating
Body Odour
Bad teeth & smelly breath
Letting out wind or belching in front of her (unless she does it first - gross I know)
Picking your nose, ears or any other body part in front of her
People who hurt animals

Women do like
Clean men
Clean teeth
Men who smile
Men who notice the smaller things such as "her new hairstyle" don't ignore her when she has made an effort, ensure you give a nice compliment so that she knows you are interested and into her.
Men who don't hurt animals
Men who make her laugh
The strong silent type is good or the comedian
Ensure you look good or look like you have tried, always make an effort when she does otherwise it is a massive insult, most women take a long time getting ready.

NEVER tell a woman she has put on weight, if she asks if her butt looks big in something - you have the right to remain silent lol! if her ass really does look big, the best thing to do is divert her attention by telling her she looks fantastic in something else she has worn, tell her how much it compliments her gorgeous figure, hopefully this will get you out of the hole you will dig yourself in when answering the Big Butt question.

NEVER say her mother, sister or relative is HOT even if they are, keep it to yourself.

On a date don't keep talking about yourself, make sure you ask questions about her and listen.

STAY AWAY FROM THESE TYPES:-
Spoiled brats/daddies girl
Bitchy women
Women who want material things, the shallow types all the time - you in the future will get ripped off and end up with nothing, she will take everything and leave you for the next guy with money


Hope some of these tips help



I'm afraid no matter what I do, these partcular girls manage to find me and make my life miserable. I just ignore them and move on. I need to keep looking...also I am very picky...I guess my standards are a bit too high for a guy such as myself. I mostly get the girls who had their hearts broken or who are just looking for someone to talk with or some mad girl who justs wants to ride every guy in the room


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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: Poor Boy]
    #19100612 - 11/07/13 01:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You don't need luck with women tbh. You just need a kick-ass personality, good looks, or money. If you have any of those things, you're in the clear. You can EASILY get a girlfriend (kick ass personality may land you an ugly one though if you don't look good).

Sorry, but if you lack all of the above, getting a decent girl is going to be near impossible.


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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: Alexestalex]
    #19100636 - 11/07/13 01:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Alexestalex said:
You don't need luck with women tbh. You just need a kick-ass personality, good looks, or money. If you have any of those things, you're in the clear. You can EASILY get a girlfriend (kick ass personality may land you an ugly one though if you don't look good).

Sorry, but if you lack all of the above, getting a decent girl is going to be near impossible.



I consider myself handsome and a kick-ass personality, I am understanding and caring.
Also is that you in sig?


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