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Demonic_Chronic
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So yesterday, I was in a frustrated frenzy but the best thing ever happened at the best time.
#19100468 - 11/07/13 01:07 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Two Jahovas witnesses knock on my door, I kindly step on the porch and ask them what they were selling etc.. They said we are selling nothing and hand me a pamphlet. I can take a pic of this shit if folks want me too its ignorant lol. I grab the pamphlet and it sais right at the top of the front page CAN THE DEAD REALLY LIVE AGAIN?
Would you say -Yes? -No? -Maybe?
My first response before opening the pamphlet is laughter and I kindly ask them what they think of Halloween, they go on about the true meaning of Halloween which I previously had a debate about in Chicago with 2 other Jehovas Witnesses. They knew nothing true about Halloweens origin so i proceed to explain that no matter what the origin of halloween really is and what it really means. To paraphrase what I told these 2 at my door " it is now a mainstream holiday that is mainly kids in costumes knocking on doors asking for candy. Ergo, it is harmless." Although these werent the ones that were preaching about halloween in chicago, they didnt know jack shit. Next I point out something inside the pamphlet which is a bit from Acts 24:15 that states "there is going to be a resurrection" I asked them if they knew what zombies were and what resurrection really means. Zombies are a part of halloween and zombies are dead people resurrected, therefore the Bible involves zombies. Then before I calmly told them I was a buddhist I responded to their condescending comments on my Halloween origin extrapolation with this. " You oppose Halloween which is nothing more in this day and age and Trick or Treating and decorating (not for all but for the majority) and Trick or treating involves knocking on a door, You are firmly against something that is majorly just kids knocking on doors and receiving free happiness while you, as Jahovas Witnesses go door to door giving depressing and something complete ignorance in pamphlet form to people that dont want any part of it. Stop being Hypocrites and kindly keep your Religion to yourselves, good day.."
After I said good day I turned around and walked in with the biggest shit eating grin on my face. Laughing audibly. I respect all religions even if they are blatantly ignorant blind faith claiming fairy tales to be evidence of existence. As long as they dont try and push it on me or others, I could care less what anyone believes. Regardless of my views on religion I'm not gunna try and get people to believe something they see as nonsense.
Sorry this was so long but I love fucking with pushy religious people, especially judeo-christian sects(cults). I F33L T3H 0WN4G3 WH3N 1 D0 T415 
IDK its my cynical side I guess. I've read the Current Christian Bible twice, the Torah (Old Testament) once, 1/2 of the Quaran. Great story books but nothing else in my opinion.
How ya doing today shroomery!?
DC
-------------------- The Real violence, the violence that I realized was unforgiveable Is the violence that we do to ourselves When we are too afraid to be, who we really are.
 
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Inconspicuous
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Re: So yesterday, I was in a frustrated frenzy but the best thing ever happened at the best time. [Re: Demonic_Chronic]
#19100673 - 11/07/13 01:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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HerbJunkette
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Re: So yesterday, I was in a frustrated frenzy but the best thing ever happened at the best time. [Re: Demonic_Chronic]
#19100677 - 11/07/13 01:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I've thought about inviting the Mormons that knock on my door to come inside and have a brownie, instead I tell them they are interrupting my porn and slam the door in their face. It's obnoxious to go around and bug people about your spirituality.
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The world doesn't belong to us, we belong to it. Always have, Always will. We belong to the world. We belong to the community of life on this planet- It doesn't belong to us. We got confused about that, now it's time to set the record straight. *Daniel Quinn*
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Re: So yesterday, I was in a frustrated frenzy but the best thing ever happened at the best time. [Re: HerbJunkette]
#19100706 - 11/07/13 01:56 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I've never had one come knocking. I'd be sure to listen to what they had to see and air my view point.
I hop to get an intelligent debate out of it.
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HerbJunkette
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Re: So yesterday, I was in a frustrated frenzy but the best thing ever happened at the best time. [Re: Inconspicuous]
#19100749 - 11/07/13 02:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Of course, I've sat with multiple religious people and listened very carefully in what they believe, it's really neat. But after years of listening to the same bullshit story, but having different characters, I just rather them leave me alone. :P
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The world doesn't belong to us, we belong to it. Always have, Always will. We belong to the world. We belong to the community of life on this planet- It doesn't belong to us. We got confused about that, now it's time to set the record straight. *Daniel Quinn*
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Re: So yesterday, I was in a frustrated frenzy but the best thing ever happened at the best time. [Re: HerbJunkette]
#19100770 - 11/07/13 02:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I agree that trying to impose your religion on anyone is wrong. But also explaining why someone is wrong is worthwhile.
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Re: So yesterday, I was in a frustrated frenzy but the best thing ever happened at the best time. [Re: Inconspicuous]
#19100905 - 11/07/13 02:28 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Religion is a touchy matter because no one is necessarily wrong. It's just however you want to perceive it. I like to poke fun at Christians more because I am convinced that some Christians are extremely bad people, so I will tease them. TeeHee.
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The world doesn't belong to us, we belong to it. Always have, Always will. We belong to the world. We belong to the community of life on this planet- It doesn't belong to us. We got confused about that, now it's time to set the record straight. *Daniel Quinn*
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