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InvisibleRiderOnTheStorm
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Reported a hit and run * 3
    #19099753 - 11/07/13 10:38 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

So the other day I'm at Taco Bell feelin all American as I eat a Doritos Locos box in my big ass diesel 3500, when I see this long haired hippie in a little rice-burner back into the car behind him. I wait to see if he'll get out and leave a note, but the smelly terrorist-in-trainin decides instead to run.

I reach under my seat and pull out my Kimber Raptor II and line up a head shot before remembering that I'm back in 'Merica now and you can't get away with that shit over here, so instead I figure fuck it, I'll follow him to a remote location and run his faggy little car over.

I punch the gas and spew black filth into the air as my bad ass machine roars to life behind him, but this little shit thinks he's in a Paul Walker movie and tries to outrun me.

I keep pace with him for a few miles and call up ol Jim Bob to see if he has any more room in the dungeon, just in case I bring this shitbird back alive. He does. I write down his license plate so one of my Marine brothers can scrape the info from the police database and we can find him later for some good ol corn holin fun, and then I remember that I have my GoPro with me, so I hook it up to the dashboard and start recording him.

The little fucker gives me the finger not even realizing that I've got a clear picture of him in his side view mirror on the GoPro. Luckily for him one of the packets of baby seal fat that I've kept stored in my gas tank since my last hunting expedition started cloggin up my fuel system and I had to pull over, or I woulda done been havin fun with him already.

Not so luckily for him I reported his ass to the police so it'll be easier to find him once we done got the dungeon ready. I'll be sure to post pics for you guise once he's all tied up and broken.

Anyway just thought I'd tell y'all so you know not the make the same stupid mistakes and get suckered into being another terrorist-in-trainin.


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InvisibleB_BOY
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Re: Reported a hit and run [Re: RiderOnTheStorm]
    #19099762 - 11/07/13 10:39 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:laugh2:


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InvisibleDudits
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Loc: West coast
Re: Reported a hit and run [Re: B_BOY]
    #19099769 - 11/07/13 10:40 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Hahahaha


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InvisibleMagicman69
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Re: Reported a hit and run [Re: Dudits]
    #19099831 - 11/07/13 10:54 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:lol: You just made my morning


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OfflineLSDreams
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Re: Reported a hit and run [Re: Magicman69]
    #19099881 - 11/07/13 11:06 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

So wheres this gopro footage?? :uhno:


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Offlinethedude1992
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Re: Reported a hit and run [Re: Magicman69]
    #19099888 - 11/07/13 11:08 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Lol


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Re: Reported a hit and run [Re: thedude1992]
    #19100041 - 11/07/13 11:37 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:ilold:


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Re: Reported a hit and run [Re: MandooPandoo]
    #19100802 - 11/07/13 02:13 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

OP needs to compare notes with the other thread where I guy ran away from a big diesel truck!


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InvisibleSynthe
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Registered: 11/10/12
Posts: 7,961
Loc: Three bags of Funyuns Flag
Re: Reported a hit and run [Re: mpd]
    #19100816 - 11/07/13 02:15 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

mpd said:
OP needs to compare notes with the other thread where I guy ran away from a big diesel truck!




:thisfuckinguy:


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InvisibleNWlight
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Registered: 01/12/10
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Re: Reported a hit and run [Re: Synthe]
    #19100838 - 11/07/13 02:17 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

haha nice,OP

respect


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InvisiblePoor Boy
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Re: Reported a hit and run [Re: RiderOnTheStorm]
    #19100853 - 11/07/13 02:20 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

RiderOnTheStorm said:
So the other day I'm at Taco Bell feelin all American as I eat a Doritos Locos box in my big ass diesel 3500, when I see this long haired hippie in a little rice-burner back into the car behind him. I wait to see if he'll get out and leave a note, but the smelly terrorist-in-trainin decides instead to run.

I reach under my seat and pull out my Kimber Raptor II and line up a head shot before remembering that I'm back in 'Merica now and you can't get away with that shit over here, so instead I figure fuck it, I'll follow him to a remote location and run his faggy little car over.

I punch the gas and spew black filth into the air as my bad ass machine roars to life behind him, but this little shit thinks he's in a Paul Walker movie and tries to outrun me.

I keep pace with him for a few miles and call up ol Jim Bob to see if he has any more room in the dungeon, just in case I bring this shitbird back alive. He does. I write down his license plate so one of my Marine brothers can scrape the info from the police database and we can find him later for some good ol corn holin fun, and then I remember that I have my GoPro with me, so I hook it up to the dashboard and start recording him.

The little fucker gives me the finger not even realizing that I've got a clear picture of him in his side view mirror on the GoPro. Luckily for him one of the packets of baby seal fat that I've kept stored in my gas tank since my last hunting expedition started cloggin up my fuel system and I had to pull over, or I woulda done been havin fun with him already.

Not so luckily for him I reported his ass to the police so it'll be easier to find him once we done got the dungeon ready. I'll be sure to post pics for you guise once he's all tied up and broken.

Anyway just thought I'd tell y'all so you know not the make the same stupid mistakes and get suckered into being another terrorist-in-trainin.




:sambergfive:


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OfflineSurReality
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Re: Reported a hit and run [Re: mpd]
    #19100879 - 11/07/13 02:24 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

mpd said:
OP needs to compare notes with the other thread where I guy ran away from a big diesel truck!



where be that thread?


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Invisiblefee
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Re: Reported a hit and run [Re: SurReality] * 1
    #19100898 - 11/07/13 02:27 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

SurReality said:
Quote:

mpd said:
OP needs to compare notes with the other thread where I guy ran away from a big diesel truck!



where be that thread?



:facepalm:


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I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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