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Women problems!
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I mistakenly called my female Asian friend "M" when her name is "C" and she gave me a funny look and then I stupidly said, "Well, you both kind of look alike  " they are cousins and now she thinks I am a racist bigot. I was just being really awkward and trying to break to start small talk. What was I thinking . Anybody here have the same issue?
I am going to try with this Eastern girl and see how things work out. I tend to say stupid shit when drunk or nervous
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No one cares, and we all have a hard time believing that you've ever boned any woman. Maybe if you weren't a socially-crippled creep you wouldn't have such bad luck. Now go away.
Do I have to post fucking pics now? You're just looking for an excuse to force me to take pics of said girl naked nice try, asshole! That's all you and those other freaks want...you are probably the same guy on anyomous forum asking for naked pics of gf and shit. Yes I am socially awkward...and enjoy saying taboo words
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Please, don't. Spare all of us the inanity of more of your pointless shitposting.
Registered 2012 and has already almost 9,000 posts GTFO! Most of your posts are just flames, bullshit and trolling . Dude, everyone trolls here, but you're the biggest and most annoying cunt here...what's your problem?
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Please, don't. Spare all of us the inanity of more of your pointless shitposting.
Registered 2012 and has already almost 9,000 posts GTFO!
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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: B_BOY]
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Please, don't. Spare all of us the inanity of more of your pointless shitposting.
Registered 2012 and has already almost 9,000 posts GTFO!

Was that aimed at me or SvS? Anyone who has registered a year or so and has over 5,000 posts is a troll or a flamer
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It was aimed at you, SvS is correct.
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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: 245willow19]
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Please, don't. Spare all of us the inanity of more of your pointless shitposting.
Registered 2012 and has already almost 9,000 posts GTFO!

Was that aimed at me or SvS? Anyone who has registered a year or so and has over 5,000 posts is a troll or a flamer
i regied in 12, but at the beginning. damn near two years homey!
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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: Poor Boy]
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It was aimed at you, SvS is correct.

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i regied in 12, but at the beginning. damn near two years homey!
Yeah, but you seem alright though unlike some posters . So nobody has the same problems? It's just me and my awkwardness? Damn! I guess I am too picky and stubborn and girls think I am an asshole or something...Funny thing, my friend who crops out all of the girls in his facebook pics to get a better look at himself and post it as his profile picture usually bones every girl he meets. He always lifts up his shirt, does the duckface and wears V-Necks and tight T-shirts to flash his biceps and muscles, goes gym everyday and he seems to attractive all the girls...I guess I need to be a proper douchebag in order to get women, but I ain't doing that...no way. I stay true and proud, even if I end up being alone for the rest of my life
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girls like confidence and humor. ive seen some fat boys pull some of the hottest chicks.
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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: Poor Boy]
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girls like confidence and humor. ive seen some fat boys pull some of the hottest chicks.
What about being a douchebag and doing douchebaggey things and out-bro everyone at parties and shit? That usually attracts every kind of chick man white girls are crazy...then these douchebags break their heart and go find other girls to score. It's a fucking game for douchebage. Oh, I have confidence, but my humour needs a bit of working...Yes I've seen Irish gingers getting head from hot chicks at parties or they often talk about it...makes me
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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: 245willow19]
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that attracts one night stand chicks... so does confidence and humor.
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LOL shame ey, people are harsh in here - here I thought shrooms were a gateway to enlightenment and peace and shit
Aside from the over flow of hormones, maybe a word of advice from an actual girl....
Dont be a douchebag, bragging, vest wearing wanker - you will only attract skanks of the same low moral compass - sure you might just get yourself laid but those kind of 'ladies' have usually had far too many trains through their stations and your chances of picking something up from one of them are about as high as I'd like to be right now.
As for humor, if you are bothering to even try strike a conversation with a girl it tends to leave me assuming you want more than a one minute stand out of her, if you arent a funny person rather dont try to be - we can tell you are faking it and it never goes well and both parties are left feeling awkward - if she's a smart enough girl then dry humor and satire should get her to notice you a tiny bit.
Pick up lines are shit and unless she's DTF they wont work. Some girls like the shy guys but only if its a intellectual guy - if you are shy and you are as dumb as bricks then you arent going to do well at all
As for looks - all about the confidence, if you are comfortable with the way you look then girls will see that - I personally cant handle guys that spend more time on their hair than I do or admire themselves in any reflective surface - vainity is utter shit
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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: Smashing]
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We're harsh because this guy is a notorious troll who's always posting some, presumably fictitious, shit about how pathetic his life is. You've fallen victim to it, sadly.
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you tell em bro! SWEATER VESTS FTW!!!!!!
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please ban everyone in this thread for b h8ful
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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: dontknow]
#19100349 - 11/07/13 12:41 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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sorry bro, but i do not have that power
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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: Poor Boy]
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Well i hardly consider myself to be a victim. And if indeed he is a troll and has a sad pathetic life perhaps my advice would inspire him to get a life and in so doing have less time to post annoying shit threads. So it seems ive helped everyone on this site by answering his original question instead of agrivating the situation by hurling insults.
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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: Smashing]
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Consider yourself whatever you'd like, you were still trolled. Trolled with such effect that you wrote a nice little chunk of meaningless shit that will be entirely wasted.
In the future, I'd just hide all Esekon Kelly threads. I'm doing you and everyone else a public service here, in all honesty. No gratitude required, I am just doing the right thing.
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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: Smashing]
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today is the 7th bro. you should have at least 1000 posts by now.
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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: Poor Boy]
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*sigh*
Maybe I misrepresented my intentions.
Im bored - home alone while my boyfriend is working and stuck out here on a farm in the middle of now where dying to go out an enjoy whats left of my youth - its hardly a waste for me to post anything since I have so very little to entertain me on this tragic thursday night.
If he uses the info or if he ejaculates all over his screen, either way I have lost nothing. Dont cry for me.
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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: Smashing]
#19100463 - 11/07/13 01:05 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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hmmm... you wouldnt happen to be pris#1 chick would you?
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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: Smashing]
#19100465 - 11/07/13 01:06 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Who are you speaking too?
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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: Smashing]
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No - i am not she/it/that
I just joined this site when i found tons of mushies on my farm and tried to find out what was edible before my boyfriend ate everything and died of renal failure
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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: Smashing]
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Well, then that's fine. Boredom is the primary driving force of all internet activity, after all.
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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: Smashing]
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I just joined this site when i found tons of mushies on my farm and tried to find out what was edible before my boyfriend ate everything and died of renal failure
oh noes... they got the smell now. i give it a day before they start asking to see pics or demanding that you get the fuck out.
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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: Smashing]
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We're harsh because this guy is a notorious troll who's always posting some, presumably fictitious, shit about how pathetic his life is. You've fallen victim to it, sadly.
So you believe my life is relatively easy? I live in an Upper Class neighbourhood in Howth, Dublin and I am a spoilt white kid who doesn't get any parental love and takes an assortment of drugs all day and gets laid to block out those memories of being unloved? Is that what you think? You're wrong...what do you need...pics of everything I do and post here? I've provided pics before...do I need news articles and a fucking detailed paragraph of how "awesome my life is" and the only reason I do drugs and vent here is so that everyone feels sorry for me? I've never done opium...never grown the shit...never done any drugs, not even weed (I was lying the whole time), never drank alcohol or gotten laid...my parents are very religious and my mom isn't an alcoholic...I don't live in fucking poverty or live near a clinic or Gyspy traveller community. I’ll admit I often speak hypothetically in order to keep locations, names, heritages, identities, etc anonymous. I am no snitch and the stories I tell have been slightly changed to prevent prosecution and being ousted. I don’t think you understand what kind of thing I am doing here. If I linked anything to articles linking me to a scene…I am fucked…that day the cops nearly caught me growing was fucking close…they didn’t even take my garden tools…they just gave up and left…probably thought I was some little kid running around with a football.
Anyway, it's whatever you want to believe in...I ain't forcing you to believe it or not...you can ignore my posts and all...it's up to you I am not going to agrue...also I ain't a notorious troll by the way, most of what I told you has occurred...even if the story has been exggerrated.
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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: 245willow19]
#19100517 - 11/07/13 01:18 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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 No one cares, guy.
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Okay, don't reply to my threads if you don't like 'em, it is as simple as that, dude . Why so butthurt?
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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: 245willow19]
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hey man most girls are used to being treated like a princess or having some dude revolve their world around them, so when you treat them like their not its different and or shows "authority" and most women like that kinda crap.
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Okay okay, i see your point. And maybe i am a little ashamed but yes i am new and i dont know everyones business but i did give legit advice from my own point of view regardless of how pointless it may of been, in hind sight ofcourse it was.
Anyyyywaayyyssss - so can anyone tell me how to go about putting up a profile pic - of my gorgeous dog ofcourse
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You may just need to brush up on your confidence, when you come out with a stupid comment to a girl, realise your mistake and correct it by giving a compliment or tell her you were only joking around.
A few tips for you - from a woman
Women don't like:- Men who appear desperate Begging is not attractive, this includes begging for sex at the end of the night, its the pits! Constantly bugging her, i.e obsessive texts and phone calls - almost stalking! Staring at other women (looking is fine)and making Lewd comments Lying cheating Body Odour Bad teeth & smelly breath Letting out wind or belching in front of her (unless she does it first - gross I know) Picking your nose, ears or any other body part in front of her People who hurt animals
Women do like Clean men Clean teeth Men who smile Men who notice the smaller things such as "her new hairstyle" don't ignore her when she has made an effort, ensure you give a nice compliment so that she knows you are interested and into her. Men who don't hurt animals Men who make her laugh The strong silent type is good or the comedian Ensure you look good or look like you have tried, always make an effort when she does otherwise it is a massive insult, most women take a long time getting ready.
NEVER tell a woman she has put on weight, if she asks if her butt looks big in something - you have the right to remain silent lol! if her ass really does look big, the best thing to do is divert her attention by telling her she looks fantastic in something else she has worn, tell her how much it compliments her gorgeous figure, hopefully this will get you out of the hole you will dig yourself in when answering the Big Butt question.
NEVER say her mother, sister or relative is HOT even if they are, keep it to yourself.
On a date don't keep talking about yourself, make sure you ask questions about her and listen.
STAY AWAY FROM THESE TYPES:- Spoiled brats/daddies girl Bitchy women Women who want material things, the shallow types all the time - you in the future will get ripped off and end up with nothing, she will take everything and leave you for the next guy with money
Hope some of these tips help
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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: Smashing]
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Angel Fins said: You may just need to brush up on your confidence, when you come out with a stupid comment to a girl, realise your mistake and correct it by giving a compliment or tell her you were only joking around.
A few tips for you - from a woman
Women don't like:- Men who appear desperate Begging is not attractive, this includes begging for sex at the end of the night, its the pits! Constantly bugging her, i.e obsessive texts and phone calls - almost stalking! Staring at other women (looking is fine)and making Lewd comments Lying cheating Body Odour Bad teeth & smelly breath Letting out wind or belching in front of her (unless she does it first - gross I know) Picking your nose, ears or any other body part in front of her People who hurt animals
Women do like Clean men Clean teeth Men who smile Men who notice the smaller things such as "her new hairstyle" don't ignore her when she has made an effort, ensure you give a nice compliment so that she knows you are interested and into her. Men who don't hurt animals Men who make her laugh The strong silent type is good or the comedian Ensure you look good or look like you have tried, always make an effort when she does otherwise it is a massive insult, most women take a long time getting ready.
NEVER tell a woman she has put on weight, if she asks if her butt looks big in something - you have the right to remain silent lol! if her ass really does look big, the best thing to do is divert her attention by telling her she looks fantastic in something else she has worn, tell her how much it compliments her gorgeous figure, hopefully this will get you out of the hole you will dig yourself in when answering the Big Butt question.
NEVER say her mother, sister or relative is HOT even if they are, keep it to yourself.
On a date don't keep talking about yourself, make sure you ask questions about her and listen.
STAY AWAY FROM THESE TYPES:- Spoiled brats/daddies girl Bitchy women Women who want material things, the shallow types all the time - you in the future will get ripped off and end up with nothing, she will take everything and leave you for the next guy with money
Hope some of these tips help
I'm afraid no matter what I do, these partcular girls manage to find me and make my life miserable. I just ignore them and move on. I need to keep looking...also I am very picky...I guess my standards are a bit too high for a guy such as myself. I mostly get the girls who had their hearts broken or who are just looking for someone to talk with or some mad girl who justs wants to ride every guy in the room
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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: Poor Boy]
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You don't need luck with women tbh. You just need a kick-ass personality, good looks, or money. If you have any of those things, you're in the clear. You can EASILY get a girlfriend (kick ass personality may land you an ugly one though if you don't look good).
Sorry, but if you lack all of the above, getting a decent girl is going to be near impossible.
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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: Alexestalex]
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Alexestalex said: You don't need luck with women tbh. You just need a kick-ass personality, good looks, or money. If you have any of those things, you're in the clear. You can EASILY get a girlfriend (kick ass personality may land you an ugly one though if you don't look good).
Sorry, but if you lack all of the above, getting a decent girl is going to be near impossible.
I consider myself handsome and a kick-ass personality, I am understanding and caring. Also is that you in sig?
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Really? You get what you give in my opinion. Not all women are spoiled little bitches, some of us want a decent guy. Any guy comes at me the big I AM will get his ass kicked.
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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: Angel Fins]
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Really? You get what you give in my opinion. Not all women are spoiled little bitches, some of us want a decent guy. Any guy comes at me the big I AM will get his ass kicked.
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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: 245willow19]
#19100678 - 11/07/13 01:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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nope its some guy on youtube who's stuff i enjoy watchin. he's not famous aha but i like his psychedelic stories and advice.
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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: 245willow19]
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Angel Fins said: You may just need to brush up on your confidence, when you come out with a stupid comment to a girl, realise your mistake and correct it by giving a compliment or tell her you were only joking around.
A few tips for you - from a woman
Women don't like:- Men who appear desperate Begging is not attractive, this includes begging for sex at the end of the night, its the pits! Constantly bugging her, i.e obsessive texts and phone calls - almost stalking! Staring at other women (looking is fine)and making Lewd comments Lying cheating Body Odour Bad teeth & smelly breath Letting out wind or belching in front of her (unless she does it first - gross I know) Picking your nose, ears or any other body part in front of her People who hurt animals
Women do like Clean men Clean teeth Men who smile Men who notice the smaller things such as "her new hairstyle" don't ignore her when she has made an effort, ensure you give a nice compliment so that she knows you are interested and into her. Men who don't hurt animals Men who make her laugh The strong silent type is good or the comedian Ensure you look good or look like you have tried, always make an effort when she does otherwise it is a massive insult, most women take a long time getting ready.
NEVER tell a woman she has put on weight, if she asks if her butt looks big in something - you have the right to remain silent lol! if her ass really does look big, the best thing to do is divert her attention by telling her she looks fantastic in something else she has worn, tell her how much it compliments her gorgeous figure, hopefully this will get you out of the hole you will dig yourself in when answering the Big Butt question.
NEVER say her mother, sister or relative is HOT even if they are, keep it to yourself.
On a date don't keep talking about yourself, make sure you ask questions about her and listen.
STAY AWAY FROM THESE TYPES:- Spoiled brats/daddies girl Bitchy women Women who want material things, the shallow types all the time - you in the future will get ripped off and end up with nothing, she will take everything and leave you for the next guy with money
Hope some of these tips help
I'm afraid no matter what I do, these partcular girls manage to find me and make my life miserable. I just ignore them and move on. I need to keep looking...also I am very picky...I guess my standards are a bit too high for a guy such as myself. I mostly get the girls who had their hearts broken or who are just looking for someone to talk with or some mad girl who justs wants to ride every guy in the room
MMMM Some clues here, you are "looking" that needs to stop, love happens at the most ridiculous times, you need to be happy within yourself and enjoy being around your mates, you never find when you are looking trust me on this, it's how it works. Love comes looking for you, I know it sounds corny. Believe it or not when you look happy, this attracts the right kind of people. You will find most people have had their hearts broken, the older you get the more it happens, most people are broken, its a part of life. You may have met a women too soon after her heartbreak, people need time. When you say you are picky, what exactly are you looking for? do you have unrealistic expectations?
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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: Angel Fins]
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MMMM Some clues here, you are "looking" that needs to stop, love happens at the most ridiculous times, you need to be happy within yourself and enjoy being around your mates, you never find when you are looking trust me on this, it's how it works. Love comes looking for you, I know it sounds corny. Believe it or not when you look happy, this attracts the right kind of people. You will find most people have had their hearts broken, the older you get the more it happens, most people are broken, its a part of life. You may have met a women too soon after her heartbreak, people need time. When you say you are picky, what exactly are you looking for? do you have unrealistic expectations?
Thanks, probably the best advice here so far . Yes my expectations are quite...unrealistic. I want a traditional woman who can cook and clean and doesn't act slutty and covers herself and leaves the best parts for me . Most European girls are just not like that...they are too flirty and that's a serious turn off for me. For me, Girls who are very flirty cannot be trusted
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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: 245willow19]
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Really? You get what you give in my opinion. Not all women are spoiled little bitches, some of us want a decent guy. Any guy comes at me the big I AM will get his ass kicked.
So what do you look for in a guy? I ain't talking about penis size or sex experience
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Man don't listen to her. Love comes to you, lmfao. BOOOOOOLSHIET FACT IS, if you're not an insanely awkward, weird person with some crazy disability and you can hold a conversation, you basically have a ticket for "all-you-can-eat-pussy" for life if you're super attractive.
FACT IS, if you're rich, getting a hot girl is easier than ordering a pizza.
FACT IS, if you really are handsome and you really have a kind and caring personality, girls will actually want you. Those asian girls just didn't like your joke, you did nothing wrong. Trust me, if you really are handsome (I emphasize this because it really does make a much bigger difference than people on here comprehend) and you have a nice personality, just talk to a few girls, give off the "i am not a player but i like to cuddle and take long walks on the beach guy from the notebook" phaggy vibes and you will be swimming in pussy.
FACT IS unless you are a pimply, ugly, hideous motherfucker, don't say good looks don't matter. Until you've experienced what it's like to have someone look at you in the eyes and give off that "I am simply disgusted look", you won't realize how big of a fire being truly ugly can light under you ass. It just bothers me because I often hear average looking people, being all ignorant and plain stupid, being like "heyyyy im average and plain, I can still get laid. That's proof good looks aren't important." No, motherfucker. If I swapped your ordinary face with that of Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys, threw on some nice pus-filled acne, and fucked around with it a bit more, I can almost guarantee that half of you would lose your significant others within one week.
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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: Alexestalex]
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Man don't listen to her. Love comes to you, lmfao. BOOOOOOLSHIET
FACT IS, if you're not an insanely awkward, weird person with some crazy disability and you can hold a conversation, you basically have a ticket for "all-you-can-eat-pussy" for life if you're super attractive.
FACT IS, if you're rich, getting a hot girl is easier than ordering a pizza.
FACT IS, if you really are handsome and you really have a kind and caring personality, girls will actually want you. Those asian girls just didn't like your joke, you did nothing wrong. Trust me, if you really are handsome (I emphasize this because it really does make a much bigger difference than people on here comprehend) and you have a nice personality, just talk to a few girls, give off the "i am not a player but i like to cuddle and take long walks on the beach guy from the notebook" phaggy vibes and you will be swimming in pussy.
FACT IS unless you are a pimply, ugly motherfucker, don't say looks don't matter. Until you've experienced what it's like to have someone look at you in the eyes and give off that "I am simply disgusted look", you won't realize how big of a fire it can light under you ass.
For some reason, I feel as if you are right or at least onto something :beardstroke:, however, I don't ever want to become that handsome rich douchebag who wants to out-bro every guy in sight. I've met them...they're assholes and treat women like shit...money can't buy me love
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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: 245willow19]
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FACT IS, if you're rich, getting a hot girl is easier than ordering a pizza.
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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: B_BOY]
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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: 245willow19] 2
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MMMM Some clues here, you are "looking" that needs to stop, love happens at the most ridiculous times, you need to be happy within yourself and enjoy being around your mates, you never find when you are looking trust me on this, it's how it works. Love comes looking for you, I know it sounds corny. Believe it or not when you look happy, this attracts the right kind of people. You will find most people have had their hearts broken, the older you get the more it happens, most people are broken, its a part of life. You may have met a women too soon after her heartbreak, people need time. When you say you are picky, what exactly are you looking for? do you have unrealistic expectations?
Thanks, probably the best advice here so far . Yes my expectations are quite...unrealistic. I want a traditional woman who can cook and clean and doesn't act slutty and covers herself and leaves the best parts for me . Most European girls are just not like that...they are too flirty and that's a serious turn off for me. For me, Girls who are very flirty cannot be trusted
It all depends on how she was brought up and her age, society has really fucked things up for younger people these days, everything is over-sexualised, alcohol over-consumption is acceptable, going out clubbing in your underwear is the norm for young ladies, women need to take back their power that the government/media/TV/Celeb worshipping/materialism have snatched away, society has gone wrong somewhere changing values, its a shame because I have noticed the change in men too, a lot of them want one thing only even the older guys think its acceptable to behave badly, I have seen groups of men in their forties and fifties acting in a degrading manner, its a shame.
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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: Alexestalex] 1
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Alexestalex said: Man don't listen to her. Love comes to you, lmfao. BOOOOOOLSHIET FACT IS, if you're not an insanely awkward, weird person with some crazy disability and you can hold a conversation, you basically have a ticket for "all-you-can-eat-pussy" for life if you're super attractive.
FACT IS, if you're rich, getting a hot girl is easier than ordering a pizza.
FACT IS, if you really are handsome and you really have a kind and caring personality, girls will actually want you. Those asian girls just didn't like your joke, you did nothing wrong. Trust me, if you really are handsome (I emphasize this because it really does make a much bigger difference than people on here comprehend) and you have a nice personality, just talk to a few girls, give off the "i am not a player but i like to cuddle and take long walks on the beach guy from the notebook" phaggy vibes and you will be swimming in pussy.
FACT IS unless you are a pimply, ugly, hideous motherfucker, don't say good looks don't matter. Until you've experienced what it's like to have someone look at you in the eyes and give off that "I am simply disgusted look", you won't realize how big of a fire being truly ugly can light under you ass. It just bothers me because I often hear average looking people, being all ignorant and plain stupid, being like "heyyyy im average and plain, I can still get laid. That's proof good looks aren't important." No, motherfucker. If I swapped your ordinary face with that of Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys, threw on some nice pus-filled acne, and fucked around with it a bit more, I can almost guarantee that half of you would lose your significant others within one week.
Alex how old are you around 12, you just came out of nappies man!
You are talking from a male view point not a woman's, one or two bits of your advice about being nice are ok BUT....
looks are not always the main reason a woman goes for a man, confidence, personality and making one laugh all work.
Looks do play a small part, nobody wants Quasimodo but looking for supermodel looks is shallow and pretty stupid unless you are a player and have no intention of having a real relationship. You need to find each other attractive but sometimes other things are more attractive than just looks. Relationships need more than good looks - seriously
When I said love comes to you, I didn't mean literally! You have to be happy within yourself first, this attracts the right kind, women don't want a miserable fucker, they prefer the happy guys.
Quit talking about "pussy" unless its someones pet cat!
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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: Angel Fins]
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I get frustrated when people fail to acknowledge the giant disability and handicap that comes with being ugly. For instance, someone who is unable to walk can still, technically speaking, succeed in life. He can study, get a good paying job, and even become famous- just look at Stephen Hawking. However, you also have to realize, that being unable to walk comes with a lot of negatives that can SERIOUSLY hinder your success. Confidence becomes harder to attain, insecurity can breed, going from point A to point B is that much harder, and so forth. So even though it's possible to still achieve success, you are objectively MUCH MORE disadvantaged.
Looks work very much the same way. To me, success (say financially) is equally as important as feeling self worth, feeling accepted among your peers, attracting members of the opposite sex, and so on. To say that good looks don't make this SIGNIFICANTLY easier and hideous looks don't make this SIGNIFICANTLY harder is a straight up lie. Don't say they play a small part.
Also, I never said looks are all you need, why do people always interpret it like that. Look back at the disabled guy who can't walk example. You need confidence, self-actualization, and self-love but having those things readily available when you look like this guy isn't easy.
Don't say looks don't matter when GUY A and GUY B (same personality, same income) will score completely differently.
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It annoys me when people don't realize the full effect of the beauty injustice and how severe it can really be.
Last week I set up a small study, out of pure curiosity, where I hired two 20 year old females to hand out 200 flyers. The first girl was really unattractive, had a bit of acne, and so forth. The second girl had a pretty slim body with nice breasts and a pretty face. Guess what?
It took the first girl an hour and a half to hand out 200 flyers. When offering the flyers, she received a "NO" from the client at least once every three times she would ask. Only a few people actually came up to her to get a flyer, otherwise she would have to ask them to take it.
The pretty girl handed out 200 flyers in a stellar 34 minutes! She received ZERO NOs. Can you imagine that? I even tried observing people's gestures when they were receiving the flyers and all I could see were smiles. She didn't even have to ask people to take the flyers, she stood there and still handed them out significantly faster than her ugly counterpart.
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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: Alexestalex]
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True that. Being unattractive or handicapped may not be the end of the world but it does suck. I mean, being put in a wheelchair for the rest of your life isn't the end of the world if you have a great personality and sense of humor, but what if you're a quiet person already? If you're a quiet type and then you're put in a wheelchair, you're really getting screwed.
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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: Synthe]
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what if you were unattractive and handicapped? daaaaaaaaaamn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: Poor Boy]
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what if you were unattractive and handicapped? daaaaaaaaaamn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: 245willow19]
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i bet i could get ass if i was a hot wheel chair guy.
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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: Poor Boy]
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Poor Boy said: i bet i could get ass if i was a hot wheel chair guy.

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