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Offline245willow19

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Women problems!
    #19099565 - 11/07/13 09:45 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I mistakenly called my female Asian friend "M" when her name is "C" and she gave me a funny look and then I stupidly said, "Well, you both kind of look alike :shrug::facepalm:" they are cousins and now she thinks I am a racist bigot. I was just being really awkward and trying to break to start small talk. What was I thinking :facepalm3:. Anybody here have the same issue?

I am going to try with this Eastern girl and see how things work out. I tend to say stupid shit when drunk or nervous


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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: 245willow19] * 2
    #19099573 - 11/07/13 09:47 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: something super extreme]
    #19099579 - 11/07/13 09:49 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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No one cares, and we all have a hard time believing that you've ever boned any woman.
Maybe if you weren't a socially-crippled creep you wouldn't have such bad luck. Now go away.



Do I have to post fucking pics now? You're just looking for an excuse to force me to take pics of said girl naked :facepalm: nice try, asshole! That's all you and those other freaks want...you are probably the same guy on anyomous forum asking for naked pics of gf and shit. Yes I am socially awkward...and enjoy saying taboo words


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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: 245willow19] * 2
    #19099581 - 11/07/13 09:50 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: something super extreme] * 2
    #19099594 - 11/07/13 09:55 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Please, don't. Spare all of us the inanity of more of your pointless shitposting.



Registered 2012 and has already almost 9,000 posts :facepalm: GTFO! Most of your posts are just flames, bullshit and trolling :rolleyes:. Dude, everyone trolls here, but you're the biggest and most annoying cunt here...what's your problem?


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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: 245willow19] * 2
    #19099597 - 11/07/13 09:56 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Esekon Kelly said:
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Please, don't. Spare all of us the inanity of more of your pointless shitposting.



Registered 2012 and has already almost 9,000 posts :facepalm: GTFO!



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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: B_BOY]
    #19099606 - 11/07/13 09:58 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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B_BOY said:
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Esekon Kelly said:
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Please, don't. Spare all of us the inanity of more of your pointless shitposting.



Registered 2012 and has already almost 9,000 posts :facepalm: GTFO!



:facepalm:



Was that aimed at me or SvS? Anyone who has registered a year or so and has over 5,000 posts is a troll or a flamer


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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: something super extreme] * 2
    #19099612 - 11/07/13 09:59 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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sVs said:
No one cares, and we all have a hard time believing that you've ever boned any woman.
Maybe if you weren't a socially-crippled creep you wouldn't have such bad luck. Now go away.




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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: 245willow19] * 2
    #19099619 - 11/07/13 10:00 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

It was aimed at you, SvS is correct.


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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: 245willow19]
    #19099623 - 11/07/13 10:01 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Esekon Kelly said:
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B_BOY said:
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Esekon Kelly said:
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Please, don't. Spare all of us the inanity of more of your pointless shitposting.



Registered 2012 and has already almost 9,000 posts :facepalm: GTFO!



:facepalm:



Was that aimed at me or SvS? Anyone who has registered a year or so and has over 5,000 posts is a troll or a flamer




i regied in 12, but at the beginning. damn near two years homey!


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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: Poor Boy]
    #19099651 - 11/07/13 10:12 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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It was aimed at you, SvS is correct.



:okay:

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i regied in 12, but at the beginning. damn near two years homey!



Yeah, but you seem alright though unlike some posters :shakingfist:. So nobody has the same problems? It's just me and my awkwardness? Damn! I guess I am too picky and stubborn and girls think I am an asshole or something...Funny thing, my friend who crops out all of the girls in his facebook pics to get a better look at himself and post it as his profile picture usually bones every girl he meets.
He always lifts up his shirt, does the duckface and wears V-Necks and tight T-shirts to flash his biceps and muscles, goes gym everyday and he seems to attractive all the girls...I guess I need to be a proper douchebag in order to get women, but I ain't doing that...no way. I stay true and proud, even if I end up being alone for the rest of my life :sad:


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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: 245willow19]
    #19099654 - 11/07/13 10:13 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I AM  TROLL AND FLAMER


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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: 245willow19] * 1
    #19099659 - 11/07/13 10:14 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

girls like confidence and humor. ive seen some fat boys pull some of the hottest chicks.


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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: Poor Boy]
    #19099665 - 11/07/13 10:18 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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girls like confidence and humor. ive seen some fat boys pull some of the hottest chicks.



What about being a douchebag and doing douchebaggey things and out-bro everyone at parties and shit? That usually attracts every kind of chick :confused: man white girls are crazy...then these douchebags break their heart and go find other girls to score. It's a fucking game for douchebage.
Oh, I have confidence, but my humour needs a bit of working...Yes I've seen Irish gingers getting head from hot chicks at parties or they often talk about it...makes me :feelsbadman:


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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: 245willow19]
    #19099691 - 11/07/13 10:24 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

that attracts one night stand chicks... so does confidence and humor.


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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: something super extreme] * 2
    #19099791 - 11/07/13 10:44 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: qman] * 1
    #19100220 - 11/07/13 12:20 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

LOL shame ey, people are harsh in here - here I thought shrooms were a gateway to enlightenment and peace and shit

Aside from the over flow of hormones, maybe a word of advice from an actual girl....

Dont be a douchebag, bragging, vest wearing wanker - you will only attract skanks of the same low moral compass - sure you might just get yourself laid but those kind of 'ladies' have usually had far too many trains through their stations and your chances of picking something up from one of them are about as high as I'd like to be right now.

As for humor, if you are bothering to even try strike a conversation with a girl it tends to leave me assuming you want more than a one minute stand out of her, if you arent a funny person rather dont try to be - we can tell you are faking it and it never goes well and both parties are left feeling awkward - if she's a smart enough girl then dry humor and satire should get her to notice you a tiny bit.

Pick up lines are shit and unless she's DTF they wont work.
Some girls like the shy guys but only if its a intellectual guy - if you are shy and you are as dumb as bricks then you arent going to do well at all

As for looks - all about the confidence, if you are comfortable with the way you look then girls will see that - I personally cant handle guys that spend more time on their hair than I do or admire themselves in any reflective surface - vainity is utter shit


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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: Smashing]
    #19100238 - 11/07/13 12:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

We're harsh because this guy is a notorious troll who's always posting some, presumably fictitious, shit about how pathetic his life is.
You've fallen victim to it, sadly.


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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: something super extreme]
    #19100251 - 11/07/13 12:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

you tell em bro! SWEATER VESTS FTW!!!!!!


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Re: I have no luck with women [Re: Poor Boy] * 1
    #19100332 - 11/07/13 12:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:gumby: please ban everyone in this thread for b h8ful


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